I Love My Twisted Sense of Humor

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    Wrapped Humour

    Wrapped humour,That's me,In every way,Always foolin',Being funny,The more wrapped,The better!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Feb 27, 2012

    How To Stop People From Bugging You About Getting Married

    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals:)))))))))))))))
    trilo2 trilo2
    18-21, M
    Apr 11, 2012

    I Love My Twisted Sense Of Humor.

    Well actually I don't. I'm Irish with an Irish approach to humor, which seems twisted to others. The trick is to tell the joke, then run off before they can figure it out, and come after you with a heavy object.
    leprechaunz leprechaunz
    56-60, M
    1 Response Jun 19, 2011

    It's Sick, Twisted, and Oh So Very Wrong.

    But I love it, and so does everyone else. :)
    TheBlimey TheBlimey
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Feb 6, 2009

    How To Make Women Happy...(advice According To Women)

    How To Make Women Happy...(advice according to women) In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects...
    trilo2 trilo2
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Mar 17, 2012

    Have You Ever

    Have you ever,Spoken to your lights?Had conversation?Have they,Ever spoken to you?I wonder,It's weird,The things people say,I wanna know,All about the lights!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Feb 27, 2012

    It's Genetic.

    I can't count the amount of times my mother and I have seen something, looked at each other, and then burst out laughing because we had exactly the same thought. I find a lot of things amusing. Like the ad for the magazine that comes with free tea towels that says, "...
    spektor spektor
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Oct 5, 2008

    Twisted Humour

    Twisted humour,So much fun,I'm sure,I'm the king of it!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Feb 27, 2012

    Life Is Funny

    I am funny. I get plenty of material for laughter from the goofy things I do. You are funny, especially if you take yourself seriously. I laughed during my sister's funeral. Don't get me wrong. I was heartbroken. But I was also aware that she was probably sitting right there...
    celebriticat celebriticat
    51-55, F
    4 Responses Feb 6, 2009

    10 What A Woman Wants In A Man

    What I Want In A Man, Original List ... (at age 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape 7. Dresses with Style 8. Appreciates the Finer Things 9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises 10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover What I...
    trilo2 trilo2
    18-21, M
    Apr 11, 2012

    Love My Sense Of Humour

    The doctor said I have Multiple Personality Disorder, but we're alright now!
    Baddbouy69 Baddbouy69
    31-35
    Jul 26, 2012
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