I Love Mystery Science Theatre 3000

If you like to talk during movies or love someone who does 182 People

    Best Show Ever...

    WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!!!!  Only rabid fans of MST3K will get that. If you don't then you should find that episode and enjoy it.
    bvb1123 bvb1123
    41-45, M
    1 Response May 23, 2010

    Rifftrax

    It's certainly not the same, but to continue in the tradtion of berating bad sci-fi with digital friends, check out Rifftrax.com.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 4, 2009

    My Childhood Heroes... and I Got to Meet 'em!

    When Joel, Trace, Frank, J. Elvis and Mary Jo got together and did a tour of live performances of their new project Cinematic Titanic, I was ecstatic. Then I found out there'd be a meet and greet with the crew. Easily the best experience of my life. These guys are amazing, very...
    toothpastesoup toothpastesoup
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jul 6, 2009

    Just when you think you're alone.

    My husband and I have taken it upon ourselves to raise our son in the finer points of lame movie tactics.  Our favorite so far is Jack Frost.  It's Russo/Finnish charm never ceases to entertain. Where do you find your copies of MST3K? I get mine at cheezyflix.com...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jul 23, 2008

    The Magic Of The Show...

    At least for me, is I could watch any given episode 10 times over, and find a dozen new jokes with each viewing. They are fired off so quickly I laugh over 2 jokes following the one that tickled me. The show holds a dear spot in my, moist, doughy flesh covered heart!!
    abefroman84 abefroman84
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Nov 22, 2011

    Skydiving Grandmothers

    ...was my very first "hey, now I understand why people watch this!" joke.   Nothing can cheer me up faster than watching a show of this light-hearted silliness. It's never outright mean or seriously violent, some jokes are Stooge-level while some require a...
    DoyEnne4475 DoyEnne4475
    36-40
    3 Responses Mar 30, 2009

    Download and Burn Them All At Dapcentral.org

    You can get all the episodes of MST3K at http://www.dapcentral.org/.  If you buy a dvd from someone, chances are this is where they've obtained it so don't bother!  People have donated incredibly good copies of episodes, even back to the KTMA days. You can also find...
    DiscoveryChick DiscoveryChick
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Mar 29, 2009

    Dvd Box Sets

    Since it has been entirely too long since i got to watch an episode of mst3k, i went to amazon and blew some money on the 20th anniversary edition and the essentials collection.  i think those have my favorite episodes.  i miss the show a lot so it will be nice now to...
    zebunomicon zebunomicon
    31-35, M
    Feb 7, 2010

    Bite Me, It's Fun

    I have every episode of this show, most on tape.  I love "Squirm" the best.  It's a horror movie about worms.  How could you not like that?  There are so many to choose from.  "Manos" is always good.  Torgo's theme song always...
    Sage360 Sage360
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Jul 11, 2009

    I Heckle Movies

    These guys made it an art form. Simple setup, simple premise, with the worst movies known to man. These movies deserved to be heckled! If actually paid attention too, these movies would make your eyes bleed! I learned so much "vague media arcana" watching this show. I...
    QuixoticKidEternity QuixoticKidEternity
    31-35
    21 Responses Apr 9, 2008

    This Show Has Been With Me

    Hey, it's long because I'm bored and I like detail, hah. I'm gonna mention something weird, so hopefully that doesn't change your view on things haha. Even though I wasn't really censored as a child, my mother didn't like me watching the Comedy Central network, because South...
    Eloraa Eloraa
    18-21, F
    Nov 18, 2013

    Funniest Show In A While

    I've been watching MST3K since I was about 13 years old! My brother and I stumbled upon it accidentally one night, and we laughed our ***** off, so we made it a point to never miss it after that. I've rented the dvds through Netflix, and I'm always excited to find one I haven't...
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 30, 2009

    Mst3k 4 Life

    I love Mystery Science Theater 3000. I grew up watching it with my dad during the early Joel years, into the Mike years with my husband, own about 12 of the movie collections including the collectible Gypsy figure and use a quote from MST3K the movie at least once a day....My...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 11, 2012

    "Are You Ready to Go Back to Titanic.....or Are You Gonna Cough Up the Money?"

    This was from the "little gold statue special".  About Titanic.  :)   Five minutes well spent.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=majw_jxQyQI  
    DiscoveryChick DiscoveryChick
    41-45, F
    5 Responses Mar 30, 2009

    Omg, this was my favorite show

    as a kid. I watched it all the time with my dad. Now that I'm older, I understand and appreciate the jokes a lot more. This is seriously one of the funniest and best shows that was ever on TV.
    AjLeePunk AjLeePunk
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 23, 2014

    Look... Something

    I love and miss this show so much! There's one episode I would love to find, but what I remember is a girl in go go boots and in one part they showed her dancing and the the guys were making funny laughing sounds, and they showed her in a convertible, and when the guy she was...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel
    31-35, M
    3 Responses May 18, 2009

    The Best Show Ever

    Im proud to say that i watched this show from the very beginning.  when i first saw it, i thought it was weird and i didnt get it.  but then i realized that i loved it.  it definitely affected my sense of humor and i have liked to make snide remarks ever since...
    zebunomicon zebunomicon
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jul 11, 2009

    Rifftrax In Canton, Ohio

    Rifftrax is coming to Canton, Ohio August 15th to riff Starship Troopers. The original Joel(Michael) and original Tom and Crow will be there!!! Unfortunately no one I know like MST3K so I'm going alone. If anyone else is going to be there alone we should make it a party!!! Haha...
    DakotaHyde DakotaHyde
    22-25, M
    Jul 20, 2013

    Mostly I Love Science

    Mystery Science Theater 3000 was one of my first experiences that has lead me to be the person I am. I'm a little strange and I love a good horrible movie to poke fun of.
    cassassin cassassin
    26-30, F
    Oct 31, 2013

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