I Love Nerdy Jokes

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    Nerd Humor Is The Best Humor!

    A couple of my friends and I were having a nerdy conversation tonight.  I've been cracking up ever since! Friend #1 (in reference to his physics homework):  Physics is killing me, slowly and painfully... Me:  Physics usually kills you quickly. Like if you get sucked into a...
    RopinTexan RopinTexan
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Jan 21, 2011

    Some Of My Favourites :)

    Why did it take so long to discover Francium? Germainium kept getting in the way :)A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. Upon being asked the price, the bartender responded, "For you? No charge."If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genesWhat did...
    YouSmileISmile YouSmileISmile
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 21, 2011
    RopinTexan RopinTexan
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Jan 21, 2011

    Chemistry can be Na funny!

    8D yeah, that's all I've got, haha.
    igobylynn igobylynn
    18-21, F
    Jan 11, 2014

    A hydrogen atom says to another,

    "I think I lost my electron." The other atom says "Are you sure?" It says "Yeah, I'm positive." 😂
    ChasingFireflies ChasingFireflies
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Apr 28, 2015
    DorkyGuy90 DorkyGuy90
    26-30, M
    Nov 13, 2014
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