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I Love Nuts

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    If she does not want too Boink him

    that much ..why others
    letsgo2234 letsgo2234 51-55, F 2 Responses Nov 23, 2014

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    From A Child

    When I was a child my mom would have a beautiful wood bowl that she'd fill with a variety of nuts and we could use the nutcracker and shell all the nuts we wanted. It usually was more of a cold weather thing but nonetheless I just love eating nuts of all kinds...there isn't a nut...
    Owleeeeease7 Owleeeeease7 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 13, 2013

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    Planter's Deluxe Mixed Nuts

    I am definitely a NUT LOVER!!!!  I love all kinds of nuts.  Planter's Deluxe Mixed Nuts are my favorite.  I think my favorite nut  is pecans but I also love cashews, brazil nuts, almonds and macadamia.  I had never really tasted the macadamia nut before...
    TexasLily TexasLily 51-55, F 2 Responses May 22, 2010

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    Three asylum inmates approach their Asylum doctor with a request for a weekend pass to the local city. "That's impossible says the doctor. You're all nuts. You'll get lost and...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 4

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    [the Fratellis are interrogating Chunk] Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything! [Chunk thinks incorrectly that they demand him to confess all the bad things he has...
    timothyc31 timothyc31 41-45, M Feb 6

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    All Male Citizens of Oklahoma STATE OF OKLAHOMA From: The office of the Governor To: All Male Citizens of Oklahoma GENTLEMEN: The only thing this great state of Oklahoma has...
    ccrider63 ccrider63 61-65, M 2 Responses Feb 11

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    Roses are red. Nuts are round. Skirts go up. Panties go down. Belly to belly. Skin to skin. When it's stiff, stick it in.
    PAL15 PAL15 26-30, M Feb 13

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    Mr. Awkward has been talking about quitting.. So I made him this. It may not make much since to you, because of all the inside jokes, but comment what you think. Mr. Awkward...
    RavanaZeppelin RavanaZeppelin 13-15, F 3 Responses Feb 18

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    I realize this takes time but every time I go out with a new guy and it goes well, I'm trying to fast forward to a commitment. I know this is silly because if he's as rushed as I...
    Twins2007 Twins2007 46-50, F 4 Responses Feb 18

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    Much like a large 2kg bag of peanuts that said "warning may contain traces of nuts"
    bradymossy1 bradymossy1 18-21 Feb 21

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    Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 3 Responses Feb 23

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    What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    my favorite scene from Kentucky Fried Movie is when this girl comes up to thia guy and says "show me your nuts"...he then starts acting crazy...man that movie is great
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    this is going to be one of those brittany rants that i'm not going to filter and make pretty. if you like pretty, then stop reading. THE SAME WAY THAT IF YOU ONLY LIKE PRETTY GIRLS...
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    slowme97 slowme97 16-17, F 2 hrs ago

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    Ellie Goulding....love her voice and music. My favorite tho is Stevie Nicks. Will never get enough of that lady.
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    I love my leather mask. I feel powerful yet hidden from prying eyes.
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    My love for programming started when I was 15. At that time, I was meddling with DarkBasic and 3D RAD, and I had no clue what I was doing. When I was 17, my mom purchased Game...
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    who wouldn't love sexy yummy naughty Moms!!
    JadenP JadenP 18-21, M 32 mins ago

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    The Unfinished Story We both met each other back in college, which was like 12yrs ago. It was not at all love at first sight. I didn't like him at all initially. He was the most...
    desiredangel desiredangel 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 4

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    What I'm about to tell you is the experience of love I felt for the first time, the story is very long but I'am very thankful to those who reads this to the very end...Introduction...
    ThatOneGuyInCSK ThatOneGuyInCSK 16-17, M 5 Responses Feb 4

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    "Where Is The Love?" What's wrong with the world, mama People livin' like they ain't got no mamas I think the whole world addicted to the drama Only attracted to things that'll...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 5

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    Noah And The Whale - Give A Little Love  Well if you are (what you love) And you do (what you love) I will always be the sun and moon to youAnd if you share...
    S74rxed S74rxed 31-35, F Feb 6

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    When we’d fight and it was my fault, I’d try and soothe the wounds by saying, “I love you.” It’s a cheap trick, isn’t it? To use “I love you” to put a band-aid on...
    MzPhoenix MzPhoenix 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 7

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    Love is... being happy for the other person when they are happy being sad for the person when they are sad being together in good times and being together in bad times Love Is The...
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    Under Pressure - (1981) Co-written and performed by Freddie Mercury and David Bowie.I was rocking to this song as a little girl and it still moves me whenever I hear it today. More...
    SymphonyInMe SymphonyInMe 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 13

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    StarLily71 StarLily71 41-45, F 7 Responses Feb 14

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    Love is many things love can be with family a lover or any close bond, and many say love is dead. Today it is one thing relationships the thing that makes us feel good and feel...
    dreamychan dreamychan 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 23

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    I absolutely love the Ocean;it is a place of sanctuary for me… Such depth, you see… gives me room.. so much room..to myself I swim freely. I absolutely...
    nocool nocool 41-45, M a week ago

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    Your salary is not love and your word is not love. Your clothes are not love and holding hands is not love. Sex is not love and a kiss is not love. Long letters are not love and a...
    SweeetKiester SweeetKiester 41-45, F 7 Responses a week ago

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    aquabunny aquabunny 22-25, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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