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I Love Office Christmas Parties

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    Bank Christmas Drinks

    I had the opportunity of being asked to go on behalf of the company along with a director to the Banks Christmas Drinks & Buffet Lunch. The food was not up to standard. It was canopies and it could have been better with more choice. I lost out on the rounds to pick out the best...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M Dec 11, 2012

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