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      Give me ambiguity or give me something else.   My friend has a job installing pipe. When Friday comes, he tells his boss it's time to pay the piper.   Celibacy is not hereditary.   Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular...
    glome glome
    66-70, F
    Apr 8, 2008

    I sleep in my fireplace,

    'cause I sleep like a log!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jan 18, 2015

    I Love One Liners

    I really enjoy powerful, short quotes and acronyms. Words shape your thinking and every man is the sum total of his thoughts. Therefore when someone is able to put together an insightful and eloquent short wisdom quote, I really appreciate it. Share your favorite one liners here...
    essenceoflaneen essenceoflaneen
    2 Responses Sep 30, 2011
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