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    Ho Ho Ho

    And Put Some Underpants on, Wouldya? Santa: Remember, you have to be very good so I can bring you lots of presents. Little girl: I have been! I have been! Santa: I came by your house the other day. Did you know that? Little girl: Really?! Wow! Santa: I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 28, 2007

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    OMG! This Is Awesome.

    Now Help Me Apply Direct Pressure before I Bleed Out Wife, playing Uno: Skip, skip, skip, skip, wild card, draw four, blue, draw two, uno, I win. Husband: Wow. I'm bleeding. Wife: I hope it's from the ***, because that's where I just raped you. Husband: God...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2007

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    Zipper

    I wish I would have said this. Now, I'm a chunky girl too but this is the funniest thing I've heard all week: Black guy, about fat black girl: Damn, I know Anissa's jacket be hurtin'! That zipper be like [in falsetto], 'Heeelp! Let me down! Let me dooown!'
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    Turkish Man

    And the Nightmare Turkish man: Miss, you are so lovely. Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Uh, sure. Turkish man: You are so beautiful, I would suck on your father's **** just to taste where you came from. Girl: Uh... Thanks for the drink [leaves]. --Crash Mansion, 199 Bowery...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 20, 2007

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    Current Fave

    Or Simply Take His Hand Out of My Pants? Guy forcing way through crowded dance floor: Excuse me, you ****-ing beautiful bi'tch. Girl, stepping aside, then suddenly turning to friend: Should I be offended? Privilege Los Angeles, California Overheard...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 25, 2007

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    SUSHI

    Living in Illinois Can't Help Matters Woman #1: Oh my god, they are closed, too! Woman #2: What the hell?! Woman #1: We are in a sushi crisis! Woodfield Mall Schaumburg, Illinois
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    They Are Just Funny Today

    Thug: Yo, the meat at this place is fresh, son. They got, like, a cow out back, and they be cuttin' it. The cow be like, 'Mooo-owww! Mooo-owww!' Crazy fresh meat, yo. Crazy.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    Boy George

    Because Their Fangs Leave Behind Swollen, Itchy Spots, Too? Boy George: I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people. __________ omg, hahahaha!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    Beaver

    And Leave Wet Spots Wherever They Go Male professor: Yes, Miss...? Uh... Hot chick, raising hand: Beaver. Professor: Beaver? How come I don't remember that being your last name? You don't look like a 'Beaver.' Maybe if you were wet... [Entire class goes silent...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 18, 2007

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    Juiceyangel333 Juiceyangel333 22-25, F 4 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Well I feel my sons love but no one else. When they say they love me I just look at them, like it doesn't register. My theory I have no self love so it's hard for me to receive or...
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    Deep down we all want to be loved, We crave that connection, that bond, that need to be accepted by someone else. We crave that sense of belonging to another, being two instead...
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    I love love love LOVE music its the love of my life and ALWAYS will be
    Msundertheinfluence Msundertheinfluence 13-15, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    There's this girl who I fell for like about two and a half year ago, I think that was the first time i feel for someone that hard. I knew she liked me and adored me but didn't know...
    natethecreator natethecreator 18-21, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I haven't been in love with her this entire year at least. We aren't together...I don't think...it's difficult to put a name on what we are right now. But I do know with certainty...
    jjsdaddy86 jjsdaddy86 26-30, M 6 hrs ago

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    i miss you so much, every second. every minute. every hour. every day. i love you, i love you, i love you, i love you.
    SelinaKyle1 SelinaKyle1 18-21, F 4 hrs ago

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    we fought like wolves but we loved like angels. we were both flawed, saying all the right things at the wrong times.. fighting for all the wrong reasons and forgetting how we got...
    SelinaKyle1 SelinaKyle1 18-21, F 4 hrs ago

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    I love freshly baked bagels anytime but especially for breakfast. I love onion,garlic,pop seed and plain bagels. I love when the bagels come out very hot and fresh. I love bagels...
    jon2403 jon2403 56-60, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I have met some incredible people here, some I truly thought I loved who turned out to be scammers and broke my heart. Others who became great friends and will always hold a place...
    DandelionsJourney DandelionsJourney 46-50, F 2 hrs ago

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    I think I first noticed this kink when I was 11 when I was first introduced to Japanese culture. I fell in love with the straight men who would dress up as maids in maidcafes. They...
    Unicornswitwings Unicornswitwings 22-25, F 13 hrs ago

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    I miss u so much it kills me I need U in my life U knew me better than I know myself U would stop whatever u were doing to cheer me up if I was feeling down U never judged me when...
    Scarsdontfade Scarsdontfade 18-21, F 3 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I especially love Robin Hood. Mostly because I love foxes but also love the characters Little John and Prince John.
    Kckiss88 Kckiss88 22-25, F 5 hrs ago

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    I absolutely love hugging and kissing my family members and my friends As a woman, I love being a touchy and feely female. I love pressing my huge boobs and belly against another...
    happymaturemom happymaturemom 36-40, F 10 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    ive been through many heartaches and pain. im desperately hoping and praying ,to find my own real love. a love for me to keep ,and to love me alone..
    annettesan annettesan 36-40, F 8 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Kisses should be given freely and frequently. You should not save them just for when you want sex. I kiss my wife good night at bed time and when I get up in the morning. I kiss...
    Wilddesires Wilddesires 51-55, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    My nameis Theo, I am a thinker, lover, fighter, winner and healer. It took me a very long time to instill confidence in myself, I called out that I am useless and stupid long ago...
    Xhito Xhito 13-15, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Each time we talk I have hopes that things will work out in my favor..I had no business falling for someone at work, but we all know sometimes the hearts does what it wants.. Have...
    roseloves roseloves 22-25 1 hr ago

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    I believe that my love for cheerleaders started when I was a Freshman in high school. I had a cheerleader in my Study Hall that I got to know a little because her boyfriend played...
    aldnaz aldnaz 46-50, M 1 hr ago

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    To feel this experience again for the first time in a long time would feel so heavenly and loved and the feeling of being wanted, to just roll over slowly looking into her eyes to...
    xxSTEVE7xx xxSTEVE7xx 31-35, M 38 mins ago

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    When you give and don't expect anything back that's love. yes i love you that much... it's ok if you don't want me in your life... but i will never stop loving you... i want to...
    lovebug19980 lovebug19980 18-21, F 4 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    i definitely love guys with English accent, i'd love to hear them talk for hours
    sheeranaslove sheeranaslove 18-21, F 6 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    All of my posts are being deleted!! Anyway, I adore all women. Any age, any race. I love to flirt and I love to please them. I feel that it's my job to keep them happy. I have...
    curiousguyinga curiousguyinga 36-40, M 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    I used to be the one who hates cameras. The one who hates taking pictures with the rest of my family. The one with low self-esteem and high self-loathe. The one whom dislikes...
    InnocentShattered InnocentShattered 18-21 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    I love you so much my beautiful boyfriend. You are the sweetest person I truly know. I love you babe. Once I saw this I thought of you.
    IMACCEPTEDTOGSU IMACCEPTEDTOGSU 16-17, M 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    True love doesn't have a happy ending true love has no ending.
    Mrxdavidson Mrxdavidson 26-30, M 8 hrs ago

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    I love my brothers Max and Jacob,even though their twins and super annoying I still love them
    mikey142 mikey142 13-15, F 5 hrs ago

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    Long term, real life, living together would be a dream come true. I would love to come up with a narrative to tell people, in which my "daughter" ran or forced my "wife" out, so...
    BlueSkiesNoVa BlueSkiesNoVa 51-55, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I'love much older extremely dominant men that know how to treat a woman. I'd love to get a message from you ;)
    littleone90 littleone90 22-25, F 4 hrs ago

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    I'love much older extremely dominant men that know how to treat a woman. I'd love to get a message from you ;)
    littleone90 littleone90 22-25, F 4 hrs ago

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    I got a 'Premium Assortment' of Ghirardelli chocolates for Christmas, and they are just to die for! Until recently I hated dark chocolate but Ghirardelli has helped show my taste...
    Shibbyman23 Shibbyman23 22-25, M 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    i just always loved white men they are so hot they know what they want for the future a family marriage ughh everything i want
    tamaraiwannaknow tamaraiwannaknow 16-17, F 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    I usually enjoy a venti cappuccino from Starbucks and throw in a little vanilla powder :) yum. But today I was especially tired and thought about how all that foam they put in...
    danielle1423 danielle1423 22-25, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    I love black veil brides (bvb)
    alyshamccamon alyshamccamon 13-15, F 13 hrs ago

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    Wagon wheel - Darius Rucker Love this song! <3
    ac9914 ac9914 18-21, F 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    I am a God-fearing Christian who is saved, sanctified, and filled with the baptism of the Holy Ghost. I attend the church of God and hopefully one day soon will become a member. We...
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    TheGirlYouNeverKnew TheGirlYouNeverKnew 18-21, F 12 hrs ago

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