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    OMG! This Is Awesome.

    Now Help Me Apply Direct Pressure before I Bleed Out Wife, playing Uno: Skip, skip, skip, skip, wild card, draw four, blue, draw two, uno, I win. Husband: Wow. I'm bleeding. Wife: I hope it's from the ***, because that's where I just raped you. Husband: God...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2007

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    Or Simply Take His Hand Out of My Pants? Guy forcing way through crowded dance floor: Excuse me, you ****-ing beautiful bi'tch. Girl, stepping aside, then suddenly turning to friend: Should I be offended? Privilege Los Angeles, California Overheard...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 25, 2007

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    SUSHI

    Living in Illinois Can't Help Matters Woman #1: Oh my god, they are closed, too! Woman #2: What the hell?! Woman #1: We are in a sushi crisis! Woodfield Mall Schaumburg, Illinois
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 25, 2008

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    Zipper

    I wish I would have said this. Now, I'm a chunky girl too but this is the funniest thing I've heard all week: Black guy, about fat black girl: Damn, I know Anissa's jacket be hurtin'! That zipper be like [in falsetto], 'Heeelp! Let me down! Let me dooown!'
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    Beaver

    And Leave Wet Spots Wherever They Go Male professor: Yes, Miss...? Uh... Hot chick, raising hand: Beaver. Professor: Beaver? How come I don't remember that being your last name? You don't look like a 'Beaver.' Maybe if you were wet... [Entire class goes silent...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 18, 2007

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    Ho Ho Ho

    And Put Some Underpants on, Wouldya? Santa: Remember, you have to be very good so I can bring you lots of presents. Little girl: I have been! I have been! Santa: I came by your house the other day. Did you know that? Little girl: Really?! Wow! Santa: I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 28, 2007

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    Boy George

    Because Their Fangs Leave Behind Swollen, Itchy Spots, Too? Boy George: I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people. __________ omg, hahahaha!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    Turkish Man

    And the Nightmare Turkish man: Miss, you are so lovely. Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Uh, sure. Turkish man: You are so beautiful, I would suck on your father's **** just to taste where you came from. Girl: Uh... Thanks for the drink [leaves]. --Crash Mansion, 199 Bowery...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 20, 2007

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    They Are Just Funny Today

    Thug: Yo, the meat at this place is fresh, son. They got, like, a cow out back, and they be cuttin' it. The cow be like, 'Mooo-owww! Mooo-owww!' Crazy fresh meat, yo. Crazy.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    i try to believe when my family or husband tell me they love me but there are days where i don't feel like they love me cause how can people love me if i don't love myself
    sefphera sefphera 22-25, F 8 hrs ago

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    I love my girlfriend so much.. I've been quite impulsive and maybe living under little cloud of temper lately.. But still doesn't justify why I should act like a first class tool...
    h4n5dj22 h4n5dj22 26-30, M 5 hrs ago

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    I'm in love. Love love love. Stupidly, like all the people I've made fun of over the years. Me, who swore off marriage. Me, who felt relationships were just a friend/ roommate...
    lulabelle7 lulabelle7 31-35, F 1 hr ago

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    abrarmalvat abrarmalvat 22-25, M 14 hrs ago

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    NirvanaBelle NirvanaBelle 36-40, F 11 hrs ago

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    Yes, she's my wife. And how do I know she's the love of my life? Simple, cause in the same day I couldn't love her anymore than I fo, while at the same time periodically thinking...
    pittdaddy pittdaddy 36-40, M 4 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    amazingmoment90 amazingmoment90 18-21, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    yep sure do. I am in love with the right person right now but I also love another guy who is a horrible choice. if only u could forget him and only love the man who truly loves me...
    psychedeliica psychedeliica 18-21, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    yep sure do. I am in love with the right person right now but I also love another guy who is a horrible choice. if only u could forget him and only love the man who truly loves me...
    psychedeliica psychedeliica 18-21, F 8 hrs ago

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    I really miss this feeling right now. I want to be loved like any human being. I want to be held in someone's arms. I need to be loved.
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    looking up at shine bright moonlight I wonder if at the same time you look at it too finding myself constantly thinking of you wondering if I am also on your mind rhythm of my...
    ocecas ocecas 41-45, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    kaiikaiisweet1997 kaiikaiisweet1997 16-17, F 2 hrs ago

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    QuiriousMe QuiriousMe 41-45, F 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    I do believe in love: "one must love one's self beforehand. If not, how do you expect it in return?"
    breakingfree88 breakingfree88 26-30 17 hrs ago

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    hope02345 hope02345 13-15, F 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    Donna717 Donna717 36-40, F 13 hrs ago

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