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    SUSHI

    Living in Illinois Can't Help Matters Woman #1: Oh my god, they are closed, too! Woman #2: What the hell?! Woman #1: We are in a sushi crisis! Woodfield Mall Schaumburg, Illinois
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 25, 2008

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    Zipper

    I wish I would have said this. Now, I'm a chunky girl too but this is the funniest thing I've heard all week: Black guy, about fat black girl: Damn, I know Anissa's jacket be hurtin'! That zipper be like [in falsetto], 'Heeelp! Let me down! Let me dooown!'
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    Boy George

    Because Their Fangs Leave Behind Swollen, Itchy Spots, Too? Boy George: I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people. __________ omg, hahahaha!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    OMG! This Is Awesome.

    Now Help Me Apply Direct Pressure before I Bleed Out Wife, playing Uno: Skip, skip, skip, skip, wild card, draw four, blue, draw two, uno, I win. Husband: Wow. I'm bleeding. Wife: I hope it's from the ***, because that's where I just raped you. Husband: God...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2007

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    Beaver

    And Leave Wet Spots Wherever They Go Male professor: Yes, Miss...? Uh... Hot chick, raising hand: Beaver. Professor: Beaver? How come I don't remember that being your last name? You don't look like a 'Beaver.' Maybe if you were wet... [Entire class goes silent...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 18, 2007

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    Ho Ho Ho

    And Put Some Underpants on, Wouldya? Santa: Remember, you have to be very good so I can bring you lots of presents. Little girl: I have been! I have been! Santa: I came by your house the other day. Did you know that? Little girl: Really?! Wow! Santa: I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 28, 2007

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    Turkish Man

    And the Nightmare Turkish man: Miss, you are so lovely. Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Uh, sure. Turkish man: You are so beautiful, I would suck on your father's **** just to taste where you came from. Girl: Uh... Thanks for the drink [leaves]. --Crash Mansion, 199 Bowery...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 20, 2007

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    They Are Just Funny Today

    Thug: Yo, the meat at this place is fresh, son. They got, like, a cow out back, and they be cuttin' it. The cow be like, 'Mooo-owww! Mooo-owww!' Crazy fresh meat, yo. Crazy.
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    Current Fave

    Or Simply Take His Hand Out of My Pants? Guy forcing way through crowded dance floor: Excuse me, you ****-ing beautiful bi'tch. Girl, stepping aside, then suddenly turning to friend: Should I be offended? Privilege Los Angeles, California Overheard...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 25, 2007

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    I absolutely LOVE candid photos and pre-arranged photos. They can't be scary, violent or gory though. Or hateful. There is a bunch of gifts I have natural and special, and some of...
    nsquaredmeanshartspaired nsquaredmeanshartspaired 36-40, F 1 hr ago

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    I married my bestfriend on Feb 9th 2013. He is my everything and I'm blessed to have him. Almost everyone(expect our families) were against us getting married bc of our age...
    Vampgirl95 Vampgirl95 18-21, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    When I was five i started classes with Madame Mimi in Nice. She only had two students, and we danced in her salon de jour with her playing piano and instructing us from the piano...
    Astrucbmt Astrucbmt 22-25, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    "Informer" by snow ... because it would be the most awkward session of love making ever
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    My favorite one is Cinderella I love her long blonde hair and that silver dress she wore to the ball (its really silver not blue)
    andrewvickers andrewvickers 22-25, M 33 mins ago

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    Its snowing again I love the snow.My parents let me stay off.The roads are bad so yeah I'm glad no school or homework or bully's to deal with today.I'm so happy now just laying in...
    BulliedGirl15 BulliedGirl15 13-15, F 10 mins ago

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    You the reader have the power to change the world literally by just being who you are and the love that you Are. We need to stop creating barriers through categorizing and trying...
    Alominati Alominati 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 3

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    The Unfinished Story We both met each other back in college, which was like 12yrs ago. It was not at all love at first sight. I didn't like him at all initially. He was the most...
    desiredangel desiredangel 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 4

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    What I'm about to tell you is the experience of love I felt for the first time, the story is very long but I'am very thankful to those who reads this to the very end...Introduction...
    ThatOneGuyInCSK ThatOneGuyInCSK 16-17, M 5 Responses Feb 4

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    "Where Is The Love?" What's wrong with the world, mama People livin' like they ain't got no mamas I think the whole world addicted to the drama Only attracted to things that'll...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 5

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    Noah And The Whale - Give A Little Love  Well if you are (what you love) And you do (what you love) I will always be the sun and moon to youAnd if you share...
    S74rxed S74rxed 31-35, F Feb 6

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    When we’d fight and it was my fault, I’d try and soothe the wounds by saying, “I love you.” It’s a cheap trick, isn’t it? To use “I love you” to put a band-aid on...
    MzPhoenix MzPhoenix 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 7

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    Love is... being happy for the other person when they are happy being sad for the person when they are sad being together in good times and being together in bad times Love Is The...
    rogi4u rogi4u 36-40, M Feb 8

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    Under Pressure - (1981) Co-written and performed by Freddie Mercury and David Bowie.I was rocking to this song as a little girl and it still moves me whenever I hear it today. More...
    SymphonyInMe SymphonyInMe 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 13

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    For me... to 'believe', is like saying I choose to accept something as true, whether I have experienced it or not. I do believe in love, and I believe it exists in many forms...
    StarLily71 StarLily71 41-45, F 7 Responses Feb 14

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    Love is many things love can be with family a lover or any close bond, and many say love is dead. Today it is one thing relationships the thing that makes us feel good and feel...
    dreamychan dreamychan 13-15, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I absolutely love the Ocean;it is a place of sanctuary for me… Such depth, you see… gives me room.. so much room..to myself I swim freely. I absolutely...
    nocool nocool 41-45, M 6 days ago

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    Your salary is not love and your word is not love. Your clothes are not love and holding hands is not love. Sex is not love and a kiss is not love. Long letters are not love and a...
    SweeetKiester SweeetKiester 41-45, F 7 Responses 6 days ago

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    So I was reading psychology blogs for borderline and I found this for love addiction.I scored YES on all 40 hahaha.Oh dear.Where do I get therapy for this. Check out the links...
    aquabunny aquabunny 22-25, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Just want to be in love, almost one year ago my gf from 3 years cheated on me and left me for another guy, she had not shown me one bit of respect or anything that reflected that...
    JohnDivine JohnDivine 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 3

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    My first kiss was at my ex boyfriends house. We were sitting on the porch of his house chatting and he seemed to some up the cordage to kiss me and it sort of just happened we...
    louisetiger1 louisetiger1 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 3

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    I do lol listening to one right now find it really cute lol it's sweet :) I dont usually like this type of beat but I love the lyrics..lol It's about unconditional love,about it...
    simpleandpossible simpleandpossible 22-25, F Feb 3

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    You may be shaking your head at this experience. I mean, what the heck would a 13-15 year old know about love? If I were somebody else, I’d brush this story aside into the...
    SugarAndStrawberries SugarAndStrawberries 13-15 6 Responses Feb 3

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    I do,especially love songs weather its heartbreak ones or happy love ones..it's funny how I was listening to this old love song from a while back and I was wondering if that was...
    simpleandpossible simpleandpossible 22-25, F Feb 3

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    You support me no matter how crazy I get. We always have fun when we are together. I love holding your face in my hands and staring into you deep blue eyes. We laugh together and...
    Nixie1291 Nixie1291 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 3

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    I got his attention, There's just no telling where this thing will go from here. Love is not the same thing as money. With money, you have only a limited amount to spend, and when...
    dmmotx dmmotx 46-50, F Feb 3

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    I dreamed of you again. makes me wanna blast my brain. I just smile and jump. you where there, music bumps. I smile I asked you out. you smiled back. my heart shouts. I see you on...
    Poeticdeaths Poeticdeaths 18-21, M Feb 3

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    For Dear Noah, the true meaning of love and bless for me O' Thee blow your magnificent horn, arise for the poetry of which i reborn, arise for the sanity i see in those green...
    ElliasA ElliasA 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 3

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    WWIII is gonna start at February 17th The astroid will hit at September 23rd Don't have to believe me just remember it. If you don't you will regret it. Love what there is to...
    jack3683 jack3683 16-17, M 2 Responses Feb 3

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    It's what I love the most about getting ready. Red , pink, oxblood.. <3 <3 love love love.
    SugarKaneFarrow SugarKaneFarrow 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 3

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    I feel like I'd be an amazing girlfriend and that I'm completely ready and capable of having a loving relationship with someone. My problem is that I don't know anyone (in person...
    kaitlyn1994 kaitlyn1994 13-15, F Feb 3

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    I am currently in that stage where I have literally no idea what the hell is going on in my mind and heart. I'll try and make this pretty short. Just to say this is going to be...
    themuffintitan themuffintitan 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 3

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    Dying to be loved dying to love dying to be In love that's all I want
    JohnDivine JohnDivine 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 4

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    I love him so much.. He's everything I could've ever imagined me having in my life. He's my opposite but we are so amazing together. He's patient and slow to anger and he just...