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    They Are Just Funny Today - Thug: Yo, the meat at this place is fresh, son. They got, like, a cow out back, and they be cuttin' it. The cow be like, 'Mooo-owww! Mooo-owww!' Crazy...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    Turkish Man - And the Nightmare Turkish man: Miss, you are so lovely. Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Uh, sure. Turkish man: You are so beautiful, I would suck on your father's...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 20, 2007

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    Beaver - And Leave Wet Spots Wherever They Go Male professor: Yes, Miss...? Uh... Hot chick, raising hand: Beaver. Professor: Beaver? How come I don't remember that...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 18, 2007

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    OMG! This Is Awesome. - Now Help Me Apply Direct Pressure before I Bleed Out Wife, playing Uno: Skip, skip, skip, skip, wild card, draw four, blue, draw two...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2007

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    Ho Ho Ho - And Put Some Underpants on, Wouldya? Santa: Remember, you have to be very good so I can bring you lots of presents. Little girl: I have been! I have...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 28, 2007

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    Boy George - Because Their Fangs Leave Behind Swollen, Itchy Spots, Too? Boy George: I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    SUSHI - Living in Illinois Can't Help Matters Woman #1: Oh my god, they are closed, too! Woman #2: What the hell?! Woman #1: We are in a sushi crisis...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 25, 2008

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    Current Fave - Or Simply Take His Hand Out of My Pants? Guy forcing way through crowded dance floor: Excuse me, you ****-ing beautiful bi'tch. Girl, stepping...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 25, 2007

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    Zipper - I wish I would have said this. Now, I'm a chunky girl too but this is the funniest thing I've heard all week: Black guy, about fat black girl: Damn, I know Anissa's...
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    "Well, like I explained to y'all before I ain't no drinkin' man. I tried it once, and it got me highly irregular and I swore I'd never do it again. But I promised my brother-in-law...
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    I think because of this experience I had before is the reason I hardly like/crush on anyone. Since the person I loved only liked me as a friend(yes I know friend zoned) I just lost...
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    I met him 36 years ago, he was 17, I was 15. We dated a couple of years and broke up, went our separate ways. I got married when I was 27, had 2 kids. After 22 years of marriage...
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    April 17. Taking Care of Ourselves. We often refer to recovery from codependency and adult child issues as self-care. Self-care is not, as some may think, a spin off of the Me...
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    Meeting someone on Blackberry channel professing love and seeking to be their lover is a Infatuation. Infatuation is also trying to manipulate the person to say YES! when actually...
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    I love nature and I love being outdoors in the country. I love long dirt roads like the one that I use to live off of
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    I'm married and have a child. I don't love my wife. I met someone who was supposed to be just a harmless fling but I love them with all that I am. I can't just kick my family...
    iamsumwun2 iamsumwun2 31-35, M 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Even if its from the plant in your room or the pet you rub down an take care of...love is love and it feels good to receive it So when you get it, enjoy my friend cuz it feels...
    Laffalott Laffalott 22-25, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    What were some signs you noticed when your boyfriend/girlfriend begins to lose interest in you or in the relationship?.. I think I'm falling out of love...but I'm not quite sure...
    kayngel kayngel 26-30, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    My older sister was a closet-country music lover. She used to blast this song in the car when she was 16 and I was 11. "Any man of mine" This is what a woman wants... Any man of...
    thislittlejourney thislittlejourney 26-30, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I have just came back from 5 lovely days in Cornwall. The first night we got there I forgot to bring milk, drove for 8 miles and not a garage or shop open. Actually made me smile...
    Susietrt Susietrt 41-45, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    it's not really a matter of feeling worthy of love, friends, health, or wealth. Or of appreciating what you already have. Or even of learning to love yourself. These don't have to...
    Shinesaathlove Shinesaathlove 46-50, M 1 Response 46 mins ago

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    Aphex Twin... You either love him or hate him I think... And I love him :) He can be so weird.... Enjoy :)
    Float77 Float77 36-40, F 1 Response 37 mins ago

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    I need some beauty advise. Any kind of tips will do. I can trusted my sources on the internet most of the time, but I'd also love to hear what the people of EP have to offer...
    StarrySkye14 StarrySkye14 13-15, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    I just met the most intelligent and kindest girl I've ever met on a random anonymous chat site. All I know is how she sounds like and where she's from, but she's already perfect to...
    CDPlayer1 CDPlayer1 18-21, M 8 hrs ago

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    I've lived in the city my whole life but I've always loved nature. Sometimes I wish I could just pack a bag, and go into the woods and walk until I'm tired. Or just lay down on...
    teejayy23 teejayy23 18-21, F 8 hrs ago

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    Well, its official. My first actual experience. Lets jump right into it! YouTube is such a wonderful thing to me. Its probably the reason i'm still alive; its the only real place I...
    DanielleCaylen DanielleCaylen 13-15, F 8 hrs ago

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    I don't care if you're skinny, fat, short, tall, pretty, ugly, good, bad, naughty, or nice. You are you and I'll accept you no matter what. When you are sad or lost...I'll be your...
    bulimicbixtch49 bulimicbixtch49 13-15, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    The fear that binds Time to unwind The shadows of doubt Let the Sunshine out Holding back for protection from rejection Just let it go Love was meant to flow
    AlwaysCyn AlwaysCyn 36-40 8 hrs ago

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    My current girlfriend loves it!!!! She likes that my mess is contained in one area, and not all over.
    tellmesomething1 tellmesomething1 22-25, M 3 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    You promised me you won’t make me cry, but I cried my all of my mascara off. You promised you wouldn’t hurt me physically and try not to hurt me mentally, but I’m in so much...
    iridescentgurl iridescentgurl 13-15, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    okay i clicked a little blind and when i re-read i thought the 'love' was a little strong and was going to pick a different one but i read a few stories and no ones crazy so...
    storylover6 storylover6 13-15, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    Twin Lakes, Canada! The cover photo I have added there is Twin Lakes. Beautiful, right? I loved visiting the amazing lake. There were two docks that I could walk to from our...
    DanielleCaylen DanielleCaylen 13-15, F 7 hrs ago

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    I love Jc Caylen. Self explanatory. Right?
    DanielleCaylen DanielleCaylen 13-15, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    One Direction has inspired me to do so many things its cray. I love them all so much, and i'd die to meet them. Or hug them. . Or date them. Or marry them. Or ma- YOU GET THE POINT...
    DanielleCaylen DanielleCaylen 13-15, F 7 hrs ago

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    You kill so soft... take a relieve dormir with me. Well paid love tune with me only thing you couldn't pay is eros from the back fee.
    blackweirdcat blackweirdcat 46-50, F 6 hrs ago

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    All of it. I love gospel music, choral works, right through to reggae and original 1970's british punk. I don't much go for what you might call new punk, and I detest most disco...
    jumpersforgoalposts jumpersforgoalposts 46-50, M 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I love it! But i lost my voice, and haven't been able to sing for 2 days, and i still have not got it back :(
    MsLouise MsLouise 16-17, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I have always had a love for photography deep down inside, but it wasn't until recently I realized it. I'm looking forward to buying a good camera this year, so I can travel around...
    hellsvien hellsvien 22-25, M 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Words have always been my refuge. Whether I am writing them or reading the stories of others, I love the power that they have and the comfort they can bring. Perhaps that is why I...
    Ailill Ailill 36-40, F 3 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    'My love fit you was bulletproof but you're the one who shot me'---pierce the veil
    BlueWings454 BlueWings454 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    Pete Murray's So Beautiful. "And I would love to bring you down. Plant your feet back on the ground. You think you're so beautiful". So much meaning to it. Music is so relaxed...
    littlemisslight littlemisslight 26-30, F 3 hrs ago

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    If he doesn't say "I love you" verbally, is he holding back?
    Adara999 Adara999 26-30, F 8 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Just merely using the words "I Love You." Are what I need to hear. And when I do, it melts me every time she says it.
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 35 mins ago

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    One, very close to my heart. Emily Dickinson writes to Susan on a Sunday morning. "Thank the dear little snow flakes, because they fall today rather than some vain weekday, when...
    Hz228 Hz228 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 17

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    Love is so very special Yet can make you feel so lost It can arrive just like the springtime And melt away like morning frost You must find ways to nurture Always grow your love...
    nivanvc nivanvc 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 17

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    I believe true love is very rare and not everyone gets this opportunity. I feel that a lot of people are together just because they are afraid to be alone and they tell themselves...
    QueenAwesomePants QueenAwesomePants 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 17

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    All shook up Well bless my soul What's wrong with me? I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree My friends say I'm actin' wild as a bug I'm in love I'm all shook up Uh huh ohh yeah...
    Martis25 Martis25 16-17, M Mar 17

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    Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you...
    Shayalex Shayalex 18-21 1 Response Mar 17