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    Boy George

    Because Their Fangs Leave Behind Swollen, Itchy Spots, Too? Boy George: I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people. __________ omg, hahahaha!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    SUSHI

    Living in Illinois Can't Help Matters Woman #1: Oh my god, they are closed, too! Woman #2: What the hell?! Woman #1: We are in a sushi crisis! Woodfield Mall Schaumburg, Illinois
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 25, 2008

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    Zipper

    I wish I would have said this. Now, I'm a chunky girl too but this is the funniest thing I've heard all week: Black guy, about fat black girl: Damn, I know Anissa's jacket be hurtin'! That zipper be like [in falsetto], 'Heeelp! Let me down! Let me dooown!'
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    They Are Just Funny Today

    Thug: Yo, the meat at this place is fresh, son. They got, like, a cow out back, and they be cuttin' it. The cow be like, 'Mooo-owww! Mooo-owww!' Crazy fresh meat, yo. Crazy.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    Beaver

    And Leave Wet Spots Wherever They Go Male professor: Yes, Miss...? Uh... Hot chick, raising hand: Beaver. Professor: Beaver? How come I don't remember that being your last name? You don't look like a 'Beaver.' Maybe if you were wet... [Entire class goes silent...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 18, 2007

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    Current Fave

    Or Simply Take His Hand Out of My Pants? Guy forcing way through crowded dance floor: Excuse me, you ****-ing beautiful bi'tch. Girl, stepping aside, then suddenly turning to friend: Should I be offended? Privilege Los Angeles, California Overheard...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 25, 2007

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    Turkish Man

    And the Nightmare Turkish man: Miss, you are so lovely. Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Uh, sure. Turkish man: You are so beautiful, I would suck on your father's **** just to taste where you came from. Girl: Uh... Thanks for the drink [leaves]. --Crash Mansion, 199 Bowery...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 20, 2007

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    OMG! This Is Awesome.

    Now Help Me Apply Direct Pressure before I Bleed Out Wife, playing Uno: Skip, skip, skip, skip, wild card, draw four, blue, draw two, uno, I win. Husband: Wow. I'm bleeding. Wife: I hope it's from the ***, because that's where I just raped you. Husband: God...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2007

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    Ho Ho Ho

    And Put Some Underpants on, Wouldya? Santa: Remember, you have to be very good so I can bring you lots of presents. Little girl: I have been! I have been! Santa: I came by your house the other day. Did you know that? Little girl: Really?! Wow! Santa: I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 28, 2007

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    Yes we would both be nude during the massage then make love to each other
    easy666 easy666 51-55, M 42 mins ago

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    I LOVE the song Dracula ... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oKmdwrCD-O0
    FaultyAnxietySucks FaultyAnxietySucks 36-40, F 55 mins ago

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    I'm sorry for my bad grammar but here I go. Ok so I am in love with this amazing guy who is so sweet and gentle and the most beautiful blue eyes and basically loved him since I was...
    DeadDirection07 DeadDirection07 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    Forever, I will believe in its tremendous power, its benevolence, its majesty, its complexity, its shy, And, obvious simplicity. Love is the only truth that succeeds our last...
    SoulSurfing SoulSurfing 46-50, F 3 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I went to your house Walked up the stairs Opened the door without ringing the bell Walked down the hall Into your room where I could smell you And I shouldn't be here Without...
    TheGoddessB TheGoddessB 31-35, F 3 days ago

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    I do not love you except because I love you; I go from loving to not loving you, From waiting to not waiting for you My heart moves from cold to fire. I love you only because...
    kasiyat kasiyat 26-30, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    What is your love worth? Its worth alot! -- but its only fetches its worth based on what you give it to , or whom actually. Your love can be in reference to a $10.00 Its what...
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 36-40, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I'm married. My husband is verbally abusive quite often, and sometimes I really wish I could get out of this relationship. But I still love him. I also love someone else, though...
    Diipali Diipali 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved Beauty queen of only eighteen She had some trouble with herself He was always there to help her She always belonged to someone else I drove for miles...
    Dafhunter Dafhunter 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I love this poem, its just perfect. Just what I feel love is.. Sonnets XVII BY PABLO NERUDA I don’t love you as if you were a rose of salt, topaz, or arrow of carnations...
    bujji14 bujji14 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    Before anything, here's a little background about me. I'm an Asian. Born and raised here. my parents are divorced, and I've been living with my mom and my younger brother for...
    bridget08 bridget08 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I want that love you see in movies. Most will say it doesn't exist. However it does. I had it once. I lost it. I want it back. I miss feeling loved. I miss living I miss giving all...
    heartbreakhurts heartbreakhurts 36-40, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    I have been married for 16 years, together 17. We married fairly young, and quickly. My husband is a good guy (overall)and there is no abuse or red flags. Though, there are...
    emk38 emk38 36-40, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    I was answering a question ,"does real love really exist "? and my answer was if I ever loved you I always will ,, then I heard a man of God ask why is the word love used like...
    rckt148 rckt148 56-60, M Aug 24

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    I came across this very timely poem just now. Maybe the universe is trying to tell me something..... As I began to love myself I found that anguish and emotional suffering are...
    lavendersea lavendersea 41-45, F 2 Responses Aug 24

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    i also believe that one cannot love and fear at the same time.here are the four loves explained::: we all want to be loved::storge or empathetic love is liking someone through the...
    cosmosdrift cosmosdrift 31-35, F Aug 23

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    My Heart Is Breaking...it's horrible being in love with someone you can't be sure exists. I've never told anyone my story because I know my peers would never understand. Ever...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 20

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    Uncle Kracker - Another Love Song I hear a lot of records on the radio A lot of love songs They make me sing along I sing straight from my heart right into yours Complete with...
    Dafhunter Dafhunter 18-21, M Aug 19

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    I am madly in love with someone... It's the first time in my life I have ever felt connected to anyone. She is perfect in ever way, almost... She's beautiful, smart, successful...
    TheWindBlown TheWindBlown 22-25, M Aug 17

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    am I? or is of obsession? or do I really even care, anymore? idk? my moods change so much! right now, I'd say....nah, I'm over it. I'm fine, and then something triggers n awakens...
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 1 Response Aug 17

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    However, there is a huge difference in "I love you" and "I am in love with you." When I say either of those, I mean them, but each has a different meaning. "I love you" or "Love...
    comeonletsgo comeonletsgo 61-65, M 1 Response Aug 17

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    Are you stressed out when your boyfriend doesn't reply to your messages of affection(Excluding flirting)?? It makes me feel so unloved!!! :(((((( And it sometimes makes me feel...
    charicealpaca charicealpaca 18-21, F Aug 16

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    He is my mom's close friend's son and we grew up knowing each other since birth and I dont even remember exactly when I fell in love with him but I think it was since I was 6 or 7...
    KatyPerryWujek KatyPerryWujek 16-17, F Aug 14

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    How Falling in Love is like Owning a Dog by Taylor Mali First of all, it’s a big responsibility, especially in a city like New York. So think long and hard before deciding on...
    yeronlyman yeronlyman 41-45, M 5 Responses Aug 13

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    I met this guy at the gym where I work. He seemed shy at first but said "Hi" and asked about me to his friends who are my co-workers. We made eye contact and I immediately fell...
    cheergirl66522 cheergirl66522 26-30, F 4 Responses Aug 12

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    Amy Sky – Love Pain And The Whole Damn Thing LyricsIts a little secret your friends wont tellHeavens highway sometimes takes you through hellLove is work and work is...
    NyxInvictus NyxInvictus 41-45 Aug 12

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    Misty- Even though you are my step sister I love you so much. you are MY sibling and the word 'step' means nothing to me. You put up with me on my bad days, you always ask me what...
    SpideyAlyx SpideyAlyx 16-17, M 5 Responses Aug 10

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    This is just something I want to get off my chest and hopefully for someone it'll help. It's long and not very uplifting - but, the message? I can't think of a more simple and more...
    Mac11985 Mac11985 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 8

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    You may be thinking... "God doesn't love me anymore...I'm gay." What makes you think God doesn't love you? Why would that be? GOD said He loves you, and He is perfect...incapable...
    GraceIsMine GraceIsMine 66-70, F 3 Responses Aug 8

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    Goodnight LA - Counting CrowsI said goodnight LACause I'm awake in my roomI've been up for 38 hoursAnd it don't look like sleep's coming soonCause I could break like a birdOr I...
    yeronlyman yeronlyman 41-45, M Aug 7

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    I love this song called "hurt makes it beautiful". And the artist is "Hugo" the lyrics, the beat and his voice are all so good. I just ain't heard a song like this for awhile...
    ghost25 ghost25 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 6

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    Hollywood has confused us all, brainwashed us to think love is having the hottest guy or girl on your arm. To be the (It) couple the most beautiful people! That's a loud of crap...
    Kornisone Kornisone 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 6

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    i fall in love every day. love is my walk... but to stay "in love" with one person is a true test. when they start showing their annoying habits and the real person underneath...
    cosmosdrift cosmosdrift 31-35, F 2 Responses