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I Love Overheardinnewyork

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    They Are Just Funny Today

    Thug: Yo, the meat at this place is fresh, son. They got, like, a cow out back, and they be cuttin' it. The cow be like, 'Mooo-owww! Mooo-owww!' Crazy fresh meat, yo. Crazy.
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    Boy George

    Because Their Fangs Leave Behind Swollen, Itchy Spots, Too? Boy George: I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people. __________ omg, hahahaha!
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    Ho Ho Ho

    And Put Some Underpants on, Wouldya? Santa: Remember, you have to be very good so I can bring you lots of presents. Little girl: I have been! I have been! Santa: I came by your house the other day. Did you know that? Little girl: Really?! Wow! Santa: I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 28, 2007

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    SUSHI

    Living in Illinois Can't Help Matters Woman #1: Oh my god, they are closed, too! Woman #2: What the hell?! Woman #1: We are in a sushi crisis! Woodfield Mall Schaumburg, Illinois
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    Turkish Man

    And the Nightmare Turkish man: Miss, you are so lovely. Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Uh, sure. Turkish man: You are so beautiful, I would suck on your father's **** just to taste where you came from. Girl: Uh... Thanks for the drink [leaves]. --Crash Mansion, 199 Bowery...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 20, 2007

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    Current Fave

    Or Simply Take His Hand Out of My Pants? Guy forcing way through crowded dance floor: Excuse me, you ****-ing beautiful bi'tch. Girl, stepping aside, then suddenly turning to friend: Should I be offended? Privilege Los Angeles, California Overheard...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 25, 2007

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    OMG! This Is Awesome.

    Now Help Me Apply Direct Pressure before I Bleed Out Wife, playing Uno: Skip, skip, skip, skip, wild card, draw four, blue, draw two, uno, I win. Husband: Wow. I'm bleeding. Wife: I hope it's from the ***, because that's where I just raped you. Husband: God...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2007

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    Beaver

    And Leave Wet Spots Wherever They Go Male professor: Yes, Miss...? Uh... Hot chick, raising hand: Beaver. Professor: Beaver? How come I don't remember that being your last name? You don't look like a 'Beaver.' Maybe if you were wet... [Entire class goes silent...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 18, 2007

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    Zipper

    I wish I would have said this. Now, I'm a chunky girl too but this is the funniest thing I've heard all week: Black guy, about fat black girl: Damn, I know Anissa's jacket be hurtin'! That zipper be like [in falsetto], 'Heeelp! Let me down! Let me dooown!'
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    I used to hate myself. I took blame for everyone else's pain and mistakes. I thought that I was scum of the Earth and how could anyone like me or care about me. And I often felt...
    hazy6 hazy6 16-17, F 6 hrs ago

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    I know Love is risky. You have so much to lose, but with the right person you can be really happy. I did not knew Love was this difficult. I never figured out myself and my...
    Wewerethereinthattime Wewerethereinthattime 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    It’s always about love. People fall in love. You fall in love. I fall in love. I have not found the real description of something that makes people fall. Something that makes...
    HikoukiGumo HikoukiGumo 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    It's where we all start. It's the start of the long road. The start of our journey. This journey can begin when you least expect it. But it's not when we start. Or how we start...
    VolcanicPassions VolcanicPassions 36-40, M 5 hrs ago

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     In you, Lord, I have taken refuge;     let me never be put to shame;     deliver me in your righteousness. 2 Turn your ear to me,     come quickly to my rescue; be...
    reelman4372 reelman4372 31-35, M 1 hr ago

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    its been awhile since i logged into my ep account..bad thoughts are lingering inside my head again..and maybe thru writing in ep i can tune out these unhealthy thoughts im having...
    redchic4 redchic4 22-25, F 8 hrs ago

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    I'm with my first love, but we are in such a rocky stage. I don't know if I should continue being with him. But right now I love him so much. He is my best friend. I don't WANT to...
    misshaley7 misshaley7 18-21, F 6 hrs ago

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    I want someone that'll text me constantly, just because they can. I want someone to take care of me, be affectionate, and spend long nights with me. I want to have a girl that'll...
    futureboy64 futureboy64 16-17, M 4 hrs ago

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    Yes! I was engaged to the love of my life, or at least who I thought was, but come to find out he was certainly not. It hurts to be betrayed but at the end of the day it is better...
    Chicgeekgal Chicgeekgal 22-25, F 51 mins ago

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    I would love to see pictures of sexy heels. I love them so much :)
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I love my Nissan Titan!! Bought it brand new last month and this is my second one. I traded in my 2010 Titan for it. Love how they have so much room and they ride very nice and...
    chris361977 chris361977 36-40, M 6 hrs ago

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    My MM has disrespected me one too many times. I have tried to be everything that he wanted but have lost myself. I've lost my spark, my enthusiasm for life and even sometimes my...
    nolasanchez30 nolasanchez30 31-35, F 5 hrs ago

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    Cause all of me loves all of you Love your curves and all your edges All your perfect imperfections Give your all to me I'd give my all to yo You're my end and my beginning Even...
    worthynot worthynot 16-17, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Someone once told me... In prefer to understand other people, you must first know yourself. Well I know I hate marmite and those ugly croc shoes! Anyone over the age of 10 should...
    Honnibee Honnibee 36-40, F 1 hr ago

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    Smartes and intelligence is so sexy to me but having a great sense of humor always is a big plus as well. I love to be with someone who can make me laugh and just gets me! I would...
    Chicgeekgal Chicgeekgal 22-25, F 1 hr ago

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    i love all my ep gay friends and i love my bi and straight friend to ha ha you are the best people in the world thank you for being my friend
    humblebum humblebum 13-15, M 49 mins ago

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    Cause all I need is one love, one love, one heart..baby give it to me cause I don't want want somebody when I got got your body baby nope not somebody I got what I need tonight.
    Xcinderella Xcinderella 16-17, F 13 mins ago

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    Im bad at starting conversations yet I love making friends (:
    tm0801 tm0801 16-17, M 8 hrs ago

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    I wanna **** you like a foreign film And there's no subtitles to get you through this And I'm a country you don't ever ever ever ever ever Want to visit again Line up, Roll camera...
    SylenaEverlasting SylenaEverlasting 18-21, F 8 hrs ago

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    I've been learning to live without you now But I miss you sometimes The more I know, the less I understand All the things I thought I knew, I'm learning them again I've been tryin...
    awkwardat50 awkwardat50 46-50, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    I don't know where to begin with this, but I'm in a relationship with a man that is 17 years older than me. We live together and have been together for five months. I really care...
    allytx11 allytx11 22-25, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    "My Love"-Paul McCartney
    maverick1962 maverick1962 51-55, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    I believe that love is a myth. Hence, no question of anyone loving me.
    Tien101 Tien101 18-21 8 hrs ago

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    I love travelling. I have several homes around the world, in california, london, jakarta and bangkok. I have to travel to these places for buisness, but i also travel to other...
    MrDeanW MrDeanW 46-50, M 8 hrs ago

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    "Silly Love Songs"-McCartney & Wings
    maverick1962 maverick1962 51-55, M 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I am in love with my cousin. I admit it. It's not infatuation. Word cannot describe my feelings for her! Idk why and how this all happened. I want to be with her but I'm scared to...
    mateo213 mateo213 18-21, M 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I would love to go to Europe someday♥︎
    alenau alenau 16-17, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    I love how I think when I'm high. It's like my subconscious mind takes over, and I'm thinking beyond normal thinking thoughts. It's a beautiful feeling. I see things more...
    TheRisingPhoenix TheRisingPhoenix 16-17, F 7 hrs ago

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    So, as I said on my past experience, I'm still heartbroken over my ex. It's been 5 months, almost 6 since we broke up and to be honest I know it's time to move on. I've met a lot...
    Gabs96 Gabs96 18-21, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    It's our one month together today. The start of this day, the very start, the start of all days to come. I know things haven't been perfect lately...I miss you every day. I wish...
    BlueRosesFadingBlack BlueRosesFadingBlack 18-21, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I don't know about u guys but I am the cliche kind of gay kid idk y it just kinda happens I love frozen to death I'm also a kind of a fault in our stars kinda boy anyone else like...
    JackleVzackle JackleVzackle 16-17, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I have been with my first love and best friend for over 2 years now. We are in high school. He has broken my trust in 2 ways now and he has a lying issue. Ugh. I don't know if I...
    misshaley7 misshaley7 18-21, F 6 hrs ago

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    ✌️😘 love taking selfies. Ha honestly
    Zoewithoutthei Zoewithoutthei 16-17, F 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    those are some of the books i have left.. i used to read tons of books but i stopped because it took me a lot of time to finish a book and because some times while i was reading...
    QueenPerez QueenPerez 18-21, F 5 hrs ago

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    Bobby Womack - Lookin' for a love [1974 version]
    simon0470 simon0470 41-45, M 4 hrs ago

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    I am getting tired of reading this title over and over again. Why couldn't I fall in love with a doctor, or a police cop? :P
    LoveYouMisterA LoveYouMisterA 18-21, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I started drinking coffee when I was 16, when I had my first job at a little café. I like my coffee strong and hot. I never take any sugar - it spoils the flavour. I have one...
    Sapphire14 Sapphire14 18-21, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I can't wait for winter all curled up in a scarf and a baggy knit sweater chatting with a friend with a lovely cup of freshly brewed coffee in my hand, comforting/calming coffee...
    Ennevi Ennevi 18-21, F 4 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    I love the distinctive sound of Three Days Grace.
    reelman4372 reelman4372 31-35, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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