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    Turkish Man

    And the Nightmare Turkish man: Miss, you are so lovely. Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Uh, sure. Turkish man: You are so beautiful, I would suck on your father's **** just to taste where you came from. Girl: Uh... Thanks for the drink [leaves]. --Crash Mansion, 199 Bowery...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 20, 2007

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    SUSHI

    Living in Illinois Can't Help Matters Woman #1: Oh my god, they are closed, too! Woman #2: What the hell?! Woman #1: We are in a sushi crisis! Woodfield Mall Schaumburg, Illinois
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 25, 2008

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    Boy George

    Because Their Fangs Leave Behind Swollen, Itchy Spots, Too? Boy George: I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people. __________ omg, hahahaha!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    They Are Just Funny Today

    Thug: Yo, the meat at this place is fresh, son. They got, like, a cow out back, and they be cuttin' it. The cow be like, 'Mooo-owww! Mooo-owww!' Crazy fresh meat, yo. Crazy.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    Beaver

    And Leave Wet Spots Wherever They Go Male professor: Yes, Miss...? Uh... Hot chick, raising hand: Beaver. Professor: Beaver? How come I don't remember that being your last name? You don't look like a 'Beaver.' Maybe if you were wet... [Entire class goes silent...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 18, 2007

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    Zipper

    I wish I would have said this. Now, I'm a chunky girl too but this is the funniest thing I've heard all week: Black guy, about fat black girl: Damn, I know Anissa's jacket be hurtin'! That zipper be like [in falsetto], 'Heeelp! Let me down! Let me dooown!'
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    Ho Ho Ho

    And Put Some Underpants on, Wouldya? Santa: Remember, you have to be very good so I can bring you lots of presents. Little girl: I have been! I have been! Santa: I came by your house the other day. Did you know that? Little girl: Really?! Wow! Santa: I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 28, 2007

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    Current Fave

    Or Simply Take His Hand Out of My Pants? Guy forcing way through crowded dance floor: Excuse me, you ****-ing beautiful bi'tch. Girl, stepping aside, then suddenly turning to friend: Should I be offended? Privilege Los Angeles, California Overheard...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 25, 2007

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    OMG! This Is Awesome.

    Now Help Me Apply Direct Pressure before I Bleed Out Wife, playing Uno: Skip, skip, skip, skip, wild card, draw four, blue, draw two, uno, I win. Husband: Wow. I'm bleeding. Wife: I hope it's from the ***, because that's where I just raped you. Husband: God...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2007

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    It sucks when you can't get over your ex. Gosh. I'm still in love. My heart, mind and body belongs to him. Fvck you. I hate myself because I love you.
    lipstix90 lipstix90 22-25, F 2 Responses 27 mins ago

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    Without them, I would not even be here. Although, they are no older in health and have illness, I think of them often and I am so thankful I have them. They helped me learn to...
    FrankK70 FrankK70 41-45, M 39 mins ago

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    Ain't afraid to say so as maybe it will spark other offended lovers to stop their prideful behaviour. You need told.. Love won't stop if you feel it... if it's legit.
    JeremiahWitte JeremiahWitte 36-40, M 42 mins ago

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    I love being gagged with tape mainly but I tried it all. Cloth gag, tape gag, ball gag, etc. I love it along with being tied up and hopeless
    MaxwellMoonHoof MaxwellMoonHoof 18-21, M 49 mins ago

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    I miss it. Hugging, caressing, kissing, every little touch by hand and lips, especially with a man that I love and loves me back... ??
    CloversMoon CloversMoon 22-25, F 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    I love men's underwear, I have many pairs of briefs and boxer briefs, I love the tightness around my body, they make me feel sexy! What are your favorite brands?
    mitchlaj mitchlaj 26-30, M 1 hr ago

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    I know this looks really bad, but please don't judge me. I was 17 when I started working as a waitress in a restaurant in my hometown. One day, as I was about to leave work and...
    ironwoman45 ironwoman45 26-30, F 1 hr ago

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    I know this looks really bad, but please don't judge me. I was 17 when I started working as a waitress in a restaurant in my hometown. One day, as I was about to leave work and...
    ironwoman45 ironwoman45 26-30, F 1 hr ago

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    I know this looks really bad, but please don't judge me. I was 17 when I started working as a waitress in a restaurant in my hometown. One day, as I was about to leave work and...
    ironwoman45 ironwoman45 26-30, F 1 hr ago

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    Hey, okay. Well I'm not sure if I'm in love with him or not so I'm confused. But to start off, ever since I was young, I've gotten along with my first cousin very well. He's a year...
    thatxx65 thatxx65 16-17, F 2 hrs ago

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    Skillet, Whispers in the Dark Despite the lies that you're making Your love is mine for the taking My love is Just waiting To turn your tears to roses Despite the lies that you...
    RedUnderground RedUnderground 18-21, M 2 hrs ago

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    Dude, who isn't in love this this beauty queen? She has natural beauty, which is what appears to me the most! I love natural beauty. I also watched Alexis Bledel grow up on the...
    JadeKnight JadeKnight 26-30, T 2 hrs ago

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    11:11, make a wish. Make a wish before time shifts 11:11, Hurry! Quick! Hurry! Quick! Before the tick! Better think fast, what do you want? To flaunt? An aunt? Or an evening...
    learnfromexp learnfromexp 16-17, F 2 hrs ago

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    I loved someone so truly but she dumped me...
    jackvik jackvik 22-25, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    First loves are so memorable. I'll never forget how stupid I was to fall for a guy that I blindly put on a pedestal where he didn't belong. Nevertheless, I loved him. I lived for...
    MissEurydice MissEurydice 18-21, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    So I thought I can never have somebody I love. So I got married to somebody who loved me but I did not love. I finally fell in love with somebody who loves me. But I had to let him...
    Selene0801 Selene0801 36-40, F 3 hrs ago

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    I love cats in general. They make me feel so good and having one in my home too. She is sweet even if she acts unpredictable one time or another. Licks-licks, purrs, purrs and out...
    DragonSheep DragonSheep 22-25, F 3 hrs ago

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    These things are all the stuff my online mommy got and I'm so happy she did and I'm so happy to be called her baby. She is the best thing that has ever happend to me and k love her...
    babyhaleigh95 babyhaleigh95 18-21, F 4 hrs ago

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    Listening to song If You're Not the One by Daniel Bedingfield and my soul, heart and mind misses my Twin Flame, where love for him grows stronger by each day. I LOVE HIM FOREVER...
    DragonSheep DragonSheep 22-25, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    It seems like I am giving up on my husband nonstop ignorance and cold feelings I have tried with him different ways And talked to him many times!!! He does not care we used to be...
    layalshannak layalshannak 26-30, F 6 hrs ago

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    My one true love is my Savior, Jesus Christ.....He gives my life purpose and meaning!! He brings me joy and laughter and blesses me in so many ways!! :-) When I need comfort, He...
    sunnycaramelo sunnycaramelo 46-50, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I don't know naughty chats can make me desire someone so deeply, like i want him to love me....how physical attraction can slowly turn into an emotional one.
    fuglygirlonthebench fuglygirlonthebench 22-25, F 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I love you so much and I'm looking forward to our anniversary celebrations next weekend. Yes, you may drive me crazy at times but I'll never stop loving you in spite of that. I...
    MrsRusty MrsRusty 31-35, F 6 hrs ago

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    It is my duty to obey my husband. It is his duty to love, honor and protect me. Neither can be dictated. Obeying and serving your husband does not mean you should live with abuse...
    nickels513 nickels513 26-30, F 7 hrs ago

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    I met a guy on June 2010 on singlesnet.com & that guy later became my honeybunny & husband on June 2012. My hubby is now in heaven due to skin cancer. I love him & miss him:(
    NotperfectEver NotperfectEver 41-45, F 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    went to somewhere beautiful with the people i love.
    raiee raiee 26-30 7 hrs ago

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    I am truely in love with my best friend. We have been going together for 4yrs and plans on getting married when he comes home from being incarcerated. Nothing in this world will...
    Sharnice2017 Sharnice2017 22-25, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I love legs! They are my favourite!
    King2e4 King2e4 18-21, M 7 hrs ago

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    great i love them soo much lol
    EyeToffee EyeToffee 22-25, F 7 hrs ago

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    I love a guy friend who does not notice me at all. We often misunderstand each other, and most of the time, we do not talk. He is one of my friends and I till value him as one.
    misginnie misginnie 16-17, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I love luxury hotels(as does Kelly as well as our close friends) & try to find them when I/we travel . One of my favorites is the Davenport in Spokane, WA. it is a absolutely...
    theswordinthestone theswordinthestone 41-45, M 7 hrs ago

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    nothing like curvy women oh boy they dont c themselves as sexy cuz mainly of well everyone and everything saying thin is in psh . I'll take women with curve over a skinny model...
    dgvb2448 dgvb2448 26-30, M 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I love the sounds and the rhythm of the ocean's waves. It is very calming to me, and a great thing to relax and sleep to.
    TW8NY TW8NY 41-45, M 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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