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    Turkish Man

    And the Nightmare Turkish man: Miss, you are so lovely. Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Uh, sure. Turkish man: You are so beautiful, I would suck on your father's **** just to taste where you came from. Girl: Uh... Thanks for the drink [leaves]. --Crash Mansion, 199 Bowery...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 20, 2007

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    Boy George

    Because Their Fangs Leave Behind Swollen, Itchy Spots, Too? Boy George: I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people. __________ omg, hahahaha!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    OMG! This Is Awesome.

    Now Help Me Apply Direct Pressure before I Bleed Out Wife, playing Uno: Skip, skip, skip, skip, wild card, draw four, blue, draw two, uno, I win. Husband: Wow. I'm bleeding. Wife: I hope it's from the ***, because that's where I just raped you. Husband: God...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2007

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    They Are Just Funny Today

    Thug: Yo, the meat at this place is fresh, son. They got, like, a cow out back, and they be cuttin' it. The cow be like, 'Mooo-owww! Mooo-owww!' Crazy fresh meat, yo. Crazy.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    Current Fave

    Or Simply Take His Hand Out of My Pants? Guy forcing way through crowded dance floor: Excuse me, you ****-ing beautiful bi'tch. Girl, stepping aside, then suddenly turning to friend: Should I be offended? Privilege Los Angeles, California Overheard...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 25, 2007

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    Ho Ho Ho

    And Put Some Underpants on, Wouldya? Santa: Remember, you have to be very good so I can bring you lots of presents. Little girl: I have been! I have been! Santa: I came by your house the other day. Did you know that? Little girl: Really?! Wow! Santa: I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 28, 2007

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    Beaver

    And Leave Wet Spots Wherever They Go Male professor: Yes, Miss...? Uh... Hot chick, raising hand: Beaver. Professor: Beaver? How come I don't remember that being your last name? You don't look like a 'Beaver.' Maybe if you were wet... [Entire class goes silent...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 18, 2007

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    SUSHI

    Living in Illinois Can't Help Matters Woman #1: Oh my god, they are closed, too! Woman #2: What the hell?! Woman #1: We are in a sushi crisis! Woodfield Mall Schaumburg, Illinois
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 25, 2008

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    Zipper

    I wish I would have said this. Now, I'm a chunky girl too but this is the funniest thing I've heard all week: Black guy, about fat black girl: Damn, I know Anissa's jacket be hurtin'! That zipper be like [in falsetto], 'Heeelp! Let me down! Let me dooown!'
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    SwanLake78 SwanLake78 36-40, F 4 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Not in any particular order but here we go 1. thinking out loud- Ed sheeran 2. Pocket full of dreams- hedley 3. Heaven in our headlights- hedley 4. Our song- ron pope 5. Your song...
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    I've questioned and wondered. It was a strange idea back then. The idea of love. Somehow I find myself agree. But it's widely accepted by many, so I continue to ask...what is love...
    Artyom34 Artyom34 13-15, M 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    Ohh-oh, ohh yeah Remember love, remember you and me Remember everything we shared On this planet when we cared Remember hearts, remember unity Remember laughing neighbours...
    blankcheck4urhart blankcheck4urhart 36-40, F 6 hrs ago

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    I have been in a relationship, just recently. I think this relationship is the hardest kind a relationship could ever be. We are both gays and we're living thousands of miles apart...
    MrRadicals MrRadicals 18-21, M 13 hrs ago

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    UNKLE LYRICS "With You In My Head" You keepin on a holdin', A-holdin' on a-keepin, No giving into taking more but still still feedin', You're clearly disturbed, All you want is...
    dauntless82 dauntless82 31-35, F 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Love love love love love 'em!! Jeans, tank top and converse, my favorite thing to wear :)
    ClaireH19 ClaireH19 18-21, F 8 hrs ago

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    I spent so long hating hating things about myself. I never realized how much there was to love. But I love love love my lips!
    MommysGotTats420 MommysGotTats420 22-25, F 14 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I’m scared today, more than I told you I was yesterday 
Give me a moment to catch my breath 
And hold me every second left 
Proud of me, that’s the only way I want you to...
    FinnyFunny FinnyFunny 18-21, F 5 hrs ago

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    Despite the lies that you're making Your love is mine for the taking My love is Just waiting To turn your tears to roses I will be the one that's gonna hold you I will be the one...
    blankcheck4urhart blankcheck4urhart 36-40, F 4 hrs ago

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    Close your eyes. Think back to all those stories you have shared and experienced. Altair, the founder of the Brotherhood we know and love today. A man who suffered and lost so much...
    xXberialXx xXberialXx 18-21, M 3 hrs ago

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    Did you ever feel love suffocates you. When night comes your tears fall like rain drops. When morning comes your tears back it again. Do you know how it feels? When you put all...
    natashaxxs natashaxxs 31-35, F 2 hrs ago

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    story of my life. I spouse I'm always in love with someone who doesn't love me.
    hellokitty206 hellokitty206 18-21, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    This has probably been shared before, but I just read it, perhaps for the second time, and I love it. It's how I feel. It's how I love. It's what someone special means to me. ...
    livelaughlovedream3 livelaughlovedream3 41-45, F 6 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I LOVE commercials that show positivity and that show others how to be positive even when everything around them might not look so good. Disney has a lot of inspiring commercials...
    blankcheck4urhart blankcheck4urhart 36-40, F 8 hrs ago

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    I'm done with love for now. I need to just enjoy me. I have only been in 2 relationships. My fiancé actually died on deployment, I was 19. The next time I was in love can be...
    WhatsMymofoName WhatsMymofoName 22-25, F 5 hrs ago

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    I believe that most people don't love themselves. In this society it's absolutely not en vogue to be happy with yourself. If you dare to love yourself, you might be considered as...
    Sorfarina Sorfarina 26-30, F 5 hrs ago

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    It's time I said this but I'm so choked up And I need my sanity I'm scared, believe me You can see me smile If you let me just stick around Well this is bye, bye baby It ended...
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 4 hrs ago

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    What the world needs now Is love sweet love No not just for some But for eve-ry..one... Tom Clay Tom was a DJ at a Los Angeles radio station When he created this song...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 hrs ago

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    My parents say I don't know what love is, yet I show more affection to him than my parents show to each other. He is funny, smart, and I can be my complete self around him. I wish...
    NoOrdinaryDork NoOrdinaryDork 13-15, F 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    I love the way I can express myself through the art of music. I like to show my emotion through the creation of music. The way music can move the soul is undefinable, but yet the...
    redbetblue2 redbetblue2 16-17, M 1 hr ago

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    I want to love you, pretty young thing You need some lovin, tender love and care And I'll take you there
    kst97 kst97 16-17, F 17 hrs ago

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    i want my bf here with me. To just lay beside him, hold his hand as we sleep side by side. To wake up seeing his handsome face and giving him a big kiss before we start our day. To...
    HigherCalling HigherCalling 26-30, F 17 hrs ago

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    I love drinking it, being in it, under it, over it, near it. I just love water. Maybe it's a mental but ita
    Lexigirl12 Lexigirl12 13-15, F 5 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    Make someone smile every day is my mission. I feel good even by just doing small acts of kindness to people. Let's all spread love, not hate. If there is love, there's peace.. and...
    CatGurll CatGurll 31-35, F 16 hrs ago

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    No words can't explain, how much I STILL LOVE YOU. Remeniscing all the precious and dying moments we had. I don't know why you are still the ONE. No one can replace you. You're...
    isahruth isahruth 18-21, F 15 hrs ago

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    I defend people that i love, because my life is for Hustle, Loyalty, Respect which John Cena inspired me of living my life with those three motivations.
    annaambrose annaambrose 16-17 11 hrs ago

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    In The Name Of Allah   We seek Allah's protection From Shaitan evil mind; And begin with the name of Allah Most Merciful, Most Kind! Allah is Great   Allah is Great this I know...
    collegegirl20 collegegirl20 22-25, F 9 hrs ago

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    The smell of burning woods,leaves,papers and whatnot. It reminds me a lot of my childhood because I loved burning things back then..it did end up getting me into trouble though and...
    lucky1305 lucky1305 18-21, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    yes curvy woman are really sweet people and gosh the unlimited amount of soft cuddling is such a comfort ;)....I love all woman but there is something hot about curvy woman...maybe...
    DarkKinkster DarkKinkster 26-30, M 7 hrs ago

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    Something so freeing, rhythm of the music, feeling the beat run through my body. Wanting to move, confined only by my own thoughts. I love to dance, not only on the dance floors...
    Yeahbaybey Yeahbaybey 46-50, F 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Trying to tell myself what I would tell a friend for comfort. Trying to answer the question how can love die. How can one be so cherished once then a just bit of history. Missing...
    stufy stufy 46-50 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I love people seeing me naked. Message me if you are a voyeur and love seeing naked bodies and I will sort out a time when you can see me :) This afternoon???
    NudistPaul4You NudistPaul4You 36-40, M 5 hrs ago

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