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    And Put Some Underpants on, Wouldya? Santa: Remember, you have to be very good so I can bring you lots of presents. Little girl: I have been! I have been! Santa: I came by your house the other day. Did you know that? Little girl: Really?! Wow! Santa: I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 28, 2007

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    SUSHI

    Living in Illinois Can't Help Matters Woman #1: Oh my god, they are closed, too! Woman #2: What the hell?! Woman #1: We are in a sushi crisis! Woodfield Mall Schaumburg, Illinois
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 25, 2008

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    Current Fave

    Or Simply Take His Hand Out of My Pants? Guy forcing way through crowded dance floor: Excuse me, you ****-ing beautiful bi'tch. Girl, stepping aside, then suddenly turning to friend: Should I be offended? Privilege Los Angeles, California Overheard...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 25, 2007

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    Turkish Man

    And the Nightmare Turkish man: Miss, you are so lovely. Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Uh, sure. Turkish man: You are so beautiful, I would suck on your father's **** just to taste where you came from. Girl: Uh... Thanks for the drink [leaves]. --Crash Mansion, 199 Bowery...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 20, 2007

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    Beaver

    And Leave Wet Spots Wherever They Go Male professor: Yes, Miss...? Uh... Hot chick, raising hand: Beaver. Professor: Beaver? How come I don't remember that being your last name? You don't look like a 'Beaver.' Maybe if you were wet... [Entire class goes silent...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 18, 2007

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    They Are Just Funny Today

    Thug: Yo, the meat at this place is fresh, son. They got, like, a cow out back, and they be cuttin' it. The cow be like, 'Mooo-owww! Mooo-owww!' Crazy fresh meat, yo. Crazy.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    OMG! This Is Awesome.

    Now Help Me Apply Direct Pressure before I Bleed Out Wife, playing Uno: Skip, skip, skip, skip, wild card, draw four, blue, draw two, uno, I win. Husband: Wow. I'm bleeding. Wife: I hope it's from the ***, because that's where I just raped you. Husband: God...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2007

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    Boy George

    Because Their Fangs Leave Behind Swollen, Itchy Spots, Too? Boy George: I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people. __________ omg, hahahaha!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    Zipper

    I wish I would have said this. Now, I'm a chunky girl too but this is the funniest thing I've heard all week: Black guy, about fat black girl: Damn, I know Anissa's jacket be hurtin'! That zipper be like [in falsetto], 'Heeelp! Let me down! Let me dooown!'
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    This was about a life altering heartbreak. Someone I care & love very deeply for, which in turn helped me discover what I am about. Please, leave your thoughts. ❤True love is...
    Stickwithmebaby Stickwithmebaby 36-40, F 1 hr ago

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    First of all, please don't judge..I am a good person that did a not-so-good-thing. I fell deeply in love with someone I shouldn't have. He feels the same. We are both with other...
    Catontheroof Catontheroof 31-35, F 23 mins ago

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    I'm scared to have a boyfriend. I feel really paranoid about it....... I kind of want to be able to say when I get older that I was never really kissed, never had anyone, and never...
    IrkenZim123 IrkenZim123 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    I met the greatest girl. young, sexy, smart. she said I was everything to her. I was so happy. I felt so lucky. we were together for about a year and a half before I found out...
    victoraourello victoraourello 31-35, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    These lyrics hit home for me, loving someone you can't have. "Staring at the ceiling in the dark Same old empty feeling in your heart ‘Cause love comes slow and it goes so fast...
    Tori84 Tori84 26-30, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I would have married a woman after only knowing her 3 months. I knew I wanted to marry her within 2 weeks. Gladly, I would have loved her forever and laid down in traffic for her...
    Ajushi Ajushi 41-45, M 2 hrs ago

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    Sweet sweet darling delicious freezing a$$ cold ice cream. Boy do I love love you!
    OSoQuiet OSoQuiet 36-40, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    It feels like every time I reach out to help I become a mockery! I see young people being kind and I tell them that no one is ever going to appreciate their actions so they should...
    fallenstar2015 fallenstar2015 36-40, F 1 hr ago

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    my gf and I both love them she likes to have me wear them in public while trying on womens shoes I love humiliation from it
    peachy93 peachy93 18-21, M 1 hr ago

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    I love the smell of after it rains and just before .
    Meadowruelover Meadowruelover 18-21, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    i sometimes feel used but then he makes me feel better its four years now and now just as things are coming together like some money and a July homecoming he is being aloof and i...
    theresasweet007 theresasweet007 46-50, F 1 hr ago

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    I simply cannot help that I love the sound, smell, and experience you get when you feel a fart...anyone wanna talk about them? Message me :)
    bryccee182 bryccee182 16-17, M 2 Responses 28 mins ago

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    Sweat dripping from my body, we both at this party,So come and show me your moves,I got some things I can teach tooIf you wanna see, ohYou say you need a shot of the HeneeThen you...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 3

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    Yes! i totally believe this, Love can create miracle, if only we love in purest form..it is like a light...It guides us like a lamp, it is like a God... when we hear the word love...
    Lauv Lauv 22-25, M May 3

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    It is funny as I have always wanted to be loved, but I had a difficult time loving back. There are points in my life in which a women would love me, but I wasn't into it. Lately...
    Joshua1325 Joshua1325 26-30, M 1 Response May 5

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    "Bleeding Love" LEONA LEWIS Closed off from love I didn't need the pain Once or twice was enough And it was all in vain Time starts to pass Before you know it you're frozen...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M May 8

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    I love being in love. I love the feeling you get when you see them pass by. When you see their name pop up on your phone. The feeling of uncertainty. Knowing or not knowing if they...
    OneStonedGirl OneStonedGirl 31-35, F 4 Responses May 8

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    I've found a ton of amazing quotes that would like to share.... I saw that you were perfect so I loved you. But then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more...
    meetmeinthepouringrain meetmeinthepouringrain 22-25, M 2 Responses May 8

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    I have never felt reciprocated love. I don't mean like the friends and family package deal that everybody gets, I mean romantically. It's not from a lack of trying, but as I look...
    monkey0506 monkey0506 26-30, M 1 Response May 9

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    Days Of Future Past (1967) - Moody Blues Nights In White Satin - Moody Blues(Justin Hayward)Nights in white satin, Never reaching the end, Letters I've written, Never meaning to...
    Love2014nb Love2014nb 51-55, F 1 Response May 12

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    I believe that we all have different definitions of what love means to us. Sometimes that definition changes depending on the person we are speaking of. The way you love your...
    AnnUrban AnnUrban 22-25, F 1 Response May 12

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    These are over 100 instrumentals I favor. I, believe it or not, am not listing all of my favorite instrumentals. There are some songs that I think will be completely obvious how...
    neverendingfairytale2 neverendingfairytale2 36-40, F May 13

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    GRAND FUNK RAILROAD LYRICS "Bad Time" I'm in love with the girl that I'm talking about I'm in love with the girl I can't live without I'm in love but I sure picked a bad time To...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 2 Responses May 14

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    Because You Love Me Lyrics - Celine DionFor all those times you stood by meFor all the truth that you made me seeFor all the joy you brought to my lifeFor all the wrong that you...
    1CreativeVirtuosa 1CreativeVirtuosa 41-45, F 1 Response May 23

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    --VERSE- I love you Like milk to a baby I'm craving you baby can't get enough of ... you And I need you Like a chest needs a heart I'm a part of you boy and I know you feel it...
    neverendingfairytale2 neverendingfairytale2 36-40, F May 24

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    Can you feel it? Now it's coming back we can steal it If we bridge this gap, I can see you Through the curtains of the waterfall When I lost it, Yeah you held my hand, But I...
    neverendingfairytale2 neverendingfairytale2 36-40, F May 24

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    Your head is decaying “Lick, lick” How tasty Candied eyes of puppies Let me fill a jar with them The Mille-feuille on the dish tastes like love Q. Are you going to eat...
    CyanideY CyanideY 70+, F 2 Responses May 24

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    Ed Sheeran "Kiss Me" Settle down with me Cover me up Cuddle me in Lie down with me And hold me in your arms And your heart's against my chest, your lips pressed to my neck I'm...
    DiaLeigh DiaLeigh 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I love your eyes, and I don't care how much of a cliché that is I love that you smile, even when there is nothing to smile about, I love that you always seem to want to cuddle, I...
    LemmeFixMyHair LemmeFixMyHair 18-21, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Lady Love By Robin Trower Lady love, I heard a voice and it soothed me Lady love, a simple tune and it moved me Move me and sooth me Leading me home Truly for me now Lady love...
    BreastLoverInNM BreastLoverInNM 56-60, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I've been with my boyfriend for two years. I fell in love with him for all the good reasons everyone else falls in love.. He was smart, funny, fun to be around, and we had common...
    SillySquirrel SillySquirrel 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    At a very early age , one of the very first thing a human does , providing they can see their reflection - is give themselves face value. Thats right , humans tend to go for...
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 31-35, M 2 days ago

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    I thought I learned how to love again but we never learn, do we? And I do really love her. I remember the moment I knew it. I told her right away. We were dancing. I knew it with...
    pcflvly pcflvly 46-50, M 2 Responses May 3

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