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    Boy George

    Because Their Fangs Leave Behind Swollen, Itchy Spots, Too? Boy George: I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people. __________ omg, hahahaha!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    Or Simply Take His Hand Out of My Pants? Guy forcing way through crowded dance floor: Excuse me, you ****-ing beautiful bi'tch. Girl, stepping aside, then suddenly turning to friend: Should I be offended? Privilege Los Angeles, California Overheard...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 25, 2007

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    Ho Ho Ho

    And Put Some Underpants on, Wouldya? Santa: Remember, you have to be very good so I can bring you lots of presents. Little girl: I have been! I have been! Santa: I came by your house the other day. Did you know that? Little girl: Really?! Wow! Santa: I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 28, 2007

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    Beaver

    And Leave Wet Spots Wherever They Go Male professor: Yes, Miss...? Uh... Hot chick, raising hand: Beaver. Professor: Beaver? How come I don't remember that being your last name? You don't look like a 'Beaver.' Maybe if you were wet... [Entire class goes silent...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 18, 2007

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    Zipper

    I wish I would have said this. Now, I'm a chunky girl too but this is the funniest thing I've heard all week: Black guy, about fat black girl: Damn, I know Anissa's jacket be hurtin'! That zipper be like [in falsetto], 'Heeelp! Let me down! Let me dooown!'
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    They Are Just Funny Today

    Thug: Yo, the meat at this place is fresh, son. They got, like, a cow out back, and they be cuttin' it. The cow be like, 'Mooo-owww! Mooo-owww!' Crazy fresh meat, yo. Crazy.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 3, 2008

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    OMG! This Is Awesome.

    Now Help Me Apply Direct Pressure before I Bleed Out Wife, playing Uno: Skip, skip, skip, skip, wild card, draw four, blue, draw two, uno, I win. Husband: Wow. I'm bleeding. Wife: I hope it's from the ***, because that's where I just raped you. Husband: God...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2007

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    Turkish Man

    And the Nightmare Turkish man: Miss, you are so lovely. Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Uh, sure. Turkish man: You are so beautiful, I would suck on your father's **** just to taste where you came from. Girl: Uh... Thanks for the drink [leaves]. --Crash Mansion, 199 Bowery...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 20, 2007

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    SUSHI

    Living in Illinois Can't Help Matters Woman #1: Oh my god, they are closed, too! Woman #2: What the hell?! Woman #1: We are in a sushi crisis! Woodfield Mall Schaumburg, Illinois
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    Tonight I can write the saddest lines. Write, for example,'The night is shattered and the blue stars shiver in the distance.' The night wind revolves in the sky and sings...
    InfiniteBlue InfiniteBlue 36-40, F 1 hr ago

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    First love ... It's not love at first sight, and the first feelings that you once experienced or will experience ... it's so special: you cover the unusual feelings, you begin to...
    xal13 xal13 22-25, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    first love never dies as they say. yeah maybe true but when you loved but never loved back youre heart becomes cold and unable to feel. maybe thats what hapened to me. i became...
    BuenRoed BuenRoed 18-21, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I love your lips when they're wet with wine and red with a with desire; ilove your eyes when the lovelight lies lit with a passionate fire I love your arms when the warm white...
    jose2014yahoo jose2014yahoo 22-25, M 10 hrs ago

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    I'm a hater, not a lover, and a runner, not a fighter, but still, I'll fight for what I love.
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed 13-15, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I am not yours, not lost in you, Not lost, although I long to be Lost as a candle lit at noon, Lost as a snowflake in the sea. You love me, and I find you still A spirit beautiful...
    InfiniteBlue InfiniteBlue 36-40, F 1 hr ago

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    I believe sensitive people are the most genuine and honest people you will ever meet. There is nothing they won't tell you about themselves if they trust your kindness. However...
    Pand0rasCharm Pand0rasCharm 70+, F 10 hrs ago

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    I come here do much to express how down I am about certain things. Rarely ever is it something positive as I use this site to vent. Buy I have to day I don't remember expressing...
    hiddenjem hiddenjem 22-25, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    let me be the one to break it up so you wont have to make excuses, we dont need to find a setup where someone wins and someone loses. we just have to say our love was true but has...
    emiTorres emiTorres 22-25, F 5 hrs ago

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    I love snickers, reeces, twix and almond joy. They are me fave chocolates. I love lifesavers gummies and anything gummy.i have a whole stash in my car glove compartment.
    Evesdaughter Evesdaughter 31-35, F 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I love to smell gasoline at the gas station. I also love the smell of diesel, the smell of diesel exhaust on a really cold winter day with no wind is a bit of heaven.
    montrose1107 montrose1107 46-50, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    The other day I ordered my favorite tarragon chicken (I was in love with it :p) but the potato felt and looked as if it was pre chewed. Yuck. Anyway I still love all kinds of food...
    aeinhardt aeinhardt 18-21, M 4 hrs ago

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    I have loved someone and worried that his ex might try to take him back... I know that the important thing is that we are together and I should focus on enjoying my time with him...
    littleOne1985 littleOne1985 26-30, F 3 hrs ago

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    I've been having feelings for my close friend for a while now, ever since I saw her i knew that we were going to be close friends or something. Now me and her are best friends and...
    catlawliet catlawliet 13-15, F 2 hrs ago

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    love is more thicker than forget more thinner than recall more seldom than a wave is wet more frequent than to fail it is most mad and moonly and less it shall unbe than all the...
    InfiniteBlue InfiniteBlue 36-40, F 1 hr ago

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    Who said that love was fire? I know that love is ash. It is the thing which remains When the fire is spent, The holy essence of experience. Patience Worth
    InfiniteBlue InfiniteBlue 36-40, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Mad Girl's Love Song "I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead; I lift my lids and all is born again. (I think I made you up inside my head.) The stars go waltzing out in blue...
    InfiniteBlue InfiniteBlue 36-40, F 1 hr ago

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    "Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enflames the great" Roger de Bussy-Rabutin
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    Oh my gosh the love scene song from Dragon Age II is just the most beautiful piece of music I've ever heard :D
    OneWithTheSkies OneWithTheSkies 18-21, F 3 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    IF YOU LOVE PLAYING GAMES GET PAID TO DO SO AT http://unlimitedoffers.weebly.com/ AND CLICK THE LINK AND GET A 7 DAY FREE TRIAL
    Kyle178 Kyle178 22-25, M 10 hrs ago

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    I don't like dramas as much. I love animated movies, anime and cartoons much more
    W1ll0wstream101 W1ll0wstream101 22-25, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    IF YOU LOVE PLAYING GAMES GET PAID TO DO SO AT http://unlimitedoffers.weebly.com/ AND CLICK THE LINK AND GET A 7 DAY FREE TRIAL
    Kyle178 Kyle178 22-25, M 10 hrs ago

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    Dancing is my life. i have been dancing every single day of my life starting from first grade in elementary school. But there's one thing that really disappoints me, which is the...
    InnocentGirl15 InnocentGirl15 13-15, F 10 hrs ago

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    I actually smile if I ever catch someone looking at my boobs. Once there was a really drunk make friend of mine and he physically couldn't lift his eyes any higher but spoke to me...
    levinow32 levinow32 31-35, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    So desperately I want my husband to make passionate love to me like in the movies all he ever does is bend me ovee pump away and spray all over my back. I want morw
    interracialfiend interracialfiend 22-25, F 7 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    I would love to belong to a Mistress who could turn me into their sissy. If any would be willing to contact me I'm waiting to obey.
    LittleStrayOne LittleStrayOne 26-30, M 9 hrs ago

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    I love to see women wearing leather gloves gets me excited.
    mkopli mkopli 31-35, M 9 hrs ago

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    I love almost everything by Stephen King, the Harry Potter series, And Then There Were None, The 100 (also a TV show!!!), the Sherlock Holmes books, Dracula, Frankenstein... the...
    TGBman TGBman 22-25, M 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Baby let's get naked, just so we can make sweet love.... This song is so much more exciting after a bottle of wine
    20F14 20F14 22-25, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for? Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for? When they know they're your heart And you know you were their armour...
    Foundyoung Foundyoung 18-21, F 8 hrs ago

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    Night Whispers by Judith McKnight makes me fall in love..
    callmeJanelle callmeJanelle 18-21, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    I Just love them, wish I lived near the London west end, I'd see one every week. My favourite has to be Miss Saigon, does anyone else have a favourite?
    rachhappyville rachhappyville 31-35, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    i really need a girl to share my unconditional love and care i have in my heart. its like a tons of weight i can;t hold inside me more... it needs to put our. shower on a person...
    neeraj8king neeraj8king 26-30, M 6 hrs ago

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