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I Love Oxymorons

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    If I Always Lie...

    If I always lie, when I say I never tell the truth, I'm lying! :)                                     + The door slammed open.
    ComradeOwl ComradeOwl 18-21 May 29, 2012

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    And the Fella's Say

    hey moron, pass the gin   cuz im an OXYmoron, breathin OXYgen!     lol bo burnham ftw     srsly though, my favorite would definately have to be "Greater Los Angeles" hahaha
    TBMP TBMP 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 1, 2008

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    How Dare You...

    My favorite oxymoron: In junior high, my best friend scribbled "HOW DARE YOU WRITE ON TABLES" on a cafeteria table. I joined this group to remember her....she was full of crazy stuff like that, and she died (on April Fools Day, no less) when we were both 17. Miss you, Erin...
    neuromuze neuromuze 26-30, F Apr 29, 2010

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    Because the English Language Is Colorfully Bland ...

    oxymoron [oksi‐mor‐on] (plural ‐mora), a figure of speech that combines two usually contradictory terms in a compressed paradox, as in the word bittersweet or the phrase living death. Here are a few favorites ... what are yours? "Alone together" "Jumbo...
    dblongwo dblongwo 41-45, M 13 Responses Apr 27, 2008

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    Very Applicable Today

    Honest Politician If anyone knows one please let me know. There is a 5 cent reward.
    baconfat baconfat 22-25, M 4 Responses Aug 12, 2008

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    Rules For Writing....

    William Safire’s rules for writing as seen in the New York Times Do not put statements in the negative form.   And don’t start sentences with a conjunction.   If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a great deal of repetition can be...
    Flugelblues Flugelblues 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 29, 2009

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    thefuturedoctor3 thefuturedoctor3 16-17, M Mar 15

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    Jumbo Shrimp

    I once read this really funny book called "Who Ordered the Jumbo Shrimp?," and it was FULL of oxymorons and these HILAIRIOUS drawings that show what they logically are. Like there was this one that said "Civil War," and it showed a knight who had cut off...
    ASGPwriter ASGPwriter 18-21 May 8, 2009

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    We always have a choiceOr at least I think we doWe can always use our voiceI thought this to be trueWe can live in fearExtend ourselves to loveOr we can fall belowOr lift...
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    Isn't always the same story? I love the woman. She is passionate, affectionate, caring. She wants to be with me. She loves me. She is hot. And I am feeling like the luckiest idiot...
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    each and everyday that goes by i fall deeper in love with you I see the beauty of paradise as i loose myself in your eyes i dream all the time of your voice calling my name like a...
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    I'm new to this and I need to get this feeling out. So here I go. Second Grade is where it started. Mrs. Holston's class. I walked into that class not knowing what to...
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    I love babies. They are so cute. I love window shopping for toddler clothes. I don't have kids yet, I'm too young !! But I love holding babies & changing them. I love how babies...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 11 hrs ago

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    I love Kyary Pamyu Pamyu as she is fun and doesn't write about love but instead all the fun in her life. Songs like Furisodeshon are written about coming of age, and Candy Candy...
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    If you would've asked me last week if I liked showing my navel my reply would've and has been an absolute Hell No! Those of you that have seen my profile and read my stories...
    navelgirl2010 navelgirl2010 41-45, F 4 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    I still love making love. I love to try new things. Ideas needed.
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    Why do I love him?? I see him all the time. I just want to walk away, but I know it will hurt.... I hate that I love him. Why do I love him? It hurts me so..
    jordan43930 jordan43930 16-17, F 3 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    Someone told me to write my feelings down so here goes... I feel numb. I feel hurt. I feel even more self concious but most of all i feel like the bad guy. I'm ill, i know that now...
    xxjellybabyxx xxjellybabyxx 26-30, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I love days off. Knowing I can burrow my way into a cozy cave of blankets, surrounded by pillows galore. Not setting an alarm, checking it and my sound five times before I can...
    CaseyRenae012 CaseyRenae012 22-25 15 hrs ago

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    i m about to share my experience with u all................guys i just love eating chalk it all started from my 7th standard. in my science book there was a chapter named physical...
    chalkismyluv chalkismyluv 13-15, F 13 hrs ago

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    I thought it was love but now I realize he just pretended to be nice to have sex with me. He is only interested in sex. But I am so into him that I can't get over my feelings for...
    Kusek Kusek 41-45, F 7 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    I love the older man I'm with, he's 47 but it doesn't matter, he's all I want. I have a problem though, his son... Apparently he likes me and his dad ( my man ) he wants me to...
    xoValentina xoValentina 18-21, F 3 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I want to fall in love. Not just for the sake of having someone. I want it to be true. Raw. Tasteful. I want to be swept off my feet. I want to feel like I?m falling in love for...
    omgkris56 omgkris56 22-25, F 10 hrs ago

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    So far my favorites are my two hometown, Milan and Marseille. But I absolutely love Calabria, Bali, Kuala Lumpur, Machida, Moscow, Venice, Beijing, Lithuania, Swiss, Hanoi...
    Annaambrose Annaambrose 16-17 9 hrs ago

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    http://youtu.be/wApwqcygcSQ I should say I love lovers rock...
    lilygeorge12 lilygeorge12 22-25, F 9 hrs ago

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    Somewhere down the line, people have to stop playing the victim. We've all been hurt sometime. It's not a "guy" thing, it's not a "girl" thing, it's not because it was a "he" and...
    Yu12 Yu12 26-30, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    So, I absolutely love showing my belly and bellybutton off in public. I love wearing really short crop tops and somehow draw the attention to my belly. Mostly people smile and seem...
    bellybuttonbeauty bellybuttonbeauty 22-25, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I have been in many bad relationships. My first serious one lasted 2 years on and off. It was long distance. He would verbally and emotionally abuse me. He cheated on me so much...
    xXJustMe123 xXJustMe123 13-15, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    Honestly, I don't know if she loved me back because I never asked. I'm married and she was seeing other people too. She had warned me that if she got an offer for a steady...
    Rodgers1981 Rodgers1981 31-35, M 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Love 'Accepts ' & True Love 'betters'.
    for3v3r7 for3v3r7 26-30, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I can't love him, but I do...
    jordan43930 jordan43930 16-17, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Love is friendship, that can turn into something more as you get to know the person. If a man or a woman is walking by who strikes you. It's not love, It's your brain telling you...
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    I love to be naked whenever I get the chance to be, and summertime is no different. Once the temperature goes up, the clothes come off and stay off when I'm at home, with the only...
    BLACKTIGER75 BLACKTIGER75 36-40, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Love doesn't seem strong enough of a word to describe my feelings for my boyfriend. He is everything I ever wanted. I am not bragging. I am just putting it out there so the...
    OoohLaaLaa OoohLaaLaa 22-25, F 4 hrs ago

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    Black woman that love older white males
    toya8178 toya8178 26-30, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Often times, you don't realize how precious it is to love and be loved, until you have lost it.
    sleep2dream sleep2dream 36-40, F 1 hr ago

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    After my last relationship I never though I would say this but I'm in love. This feeling scares the **** out of me! My significant other knows how I feel about him but I've never...
    Jujubean10 Jujubean10 18-21 1 hr ago

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    i love squishing and playing with my belly especially when i just ate and i love curling in to a ball to make it feel bigger
    revross revross 16-17, M 1 hr ago

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    I LOVE that people are using the word "cannabis" and not marijuana anymore. The latter was a word that was invented so that an immediate negative attachment could be applied. This...
    catanibis catanibis 26-30, M 41 mins ago

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    I have a lot of friends that are also mothers and all I hear is them complaining about what they can't do because they have to do something with or for their child. Most of them...
    LovelyBlkQueen LovelyBlkQueen 26-30, F 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    because i hate my life and love to suffer
    labyrinths6899 labyrinths6899 13-15, F 16 hrs ago

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    Smoking weed and listening to punk rock with my trippy screen on my tv is what I love to do ❤️
    bryccee182 bryccee182 16-17, M 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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