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I Love Oxymorons

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    If I Always Lie...

    If I always lie, when I say I never tell the truth, I'm lying! :)                                     + The door slammed open.
    ComradeOwl ComradeOwl 18-21 May 29, 2012

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    thefuturedoctor3 thefuturedoctor3 16-17, M Mar 15

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    And the Fella's Say

    hey moron, pass the gin   cuz im an OXYmoron, breathin OXYgen!     lol bo burnham ftw     srsly though, my favorite would definately have to be "Greater Los Angeles" hahaha
    TBMP TBMP 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 1, 2008

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    How Dare You...

    My favorite oxymoron: In junior high, my best friend scribbled "HOW DARE YOU WRITE ON TABLES" on a cafeteria table. I joined this group to remember her....she was full of crazy stuff like that, and she died (on April Fools Day, no less) when we were both 17. Miss you, Erin...
    neuromuze neuromuze 26-30, F Apr 29, 2010

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    Very Applicable Today

    Honest Politician If anyone knows one please let me know. There is a 5 cent reward.
    baconfat baconfat 22-25, M 4 Responses Aug 12, 2008

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    Rules For Writing....

    William Safire’s rules for writing as seen in the New York Times Do not put statements in the negative form.   And don’t start sentences with a conjunction.   If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a great deal of repetition can be...
    Flugelblues Flugelblues 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 29, 2009

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    Because the English Language Is Colorfully Bland ...

    oxymoron [oksi‐mor‐on] (plural ‐mora), a figure of speech that combines two usually contradictory terms in a compressed paradox, as in the word bittersweet or the phrase living death. Here are a few favorites ... what are yours? "Alone together" "Jumbo...
    dblongwo dblongwo 41-45, M 13 Responses Apr 27, 2008

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    Jumbo Shrimp

    I once read this really funny book called "Who Ordered the Jumbo Shrimp?," and it was FULL of oxymorons and these HILAIRIOUS drawings that show what they logically are. Like there was this one that said "Civil War," and it showed a knight who had cut off...
    ASGPwriter ASGPwriter 18-21 May 8, 2009

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    His an amazing person.Yes its long distance.*prepares for comments about me being a minor*Yes im underage for him but you know what I love him.His funny amazing caring loving and...
    MusicLover4Eternity MusicLover4Eternity 13-15, F 1 Response 49 mins ago

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    Being a true and loyal member of the 'tea set' - I'm sneaking in the back door here to admit I do love a cup of Nescafé on occasion. I always keep a jar in the cupboard for...
    Teamouse Teamouse 26-30, F 1 hr ago

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    Falling Into You - Celine Dion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY4dlWc5gCU And in your eyes I see ribbons of color I see us inside of each other I feel my unconscious merge with...
    Cherbelle Cherbelle 41-45, F 2 hrs ago

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    I really love long hair. Waist length hair honestly. I cant stand when my hair shrinks but most of all i hate that its short to begin with. And ppl nagging me about how i style my...
    HigherCalling HigherCalling 26-30, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    they say good girls exist i wonder thati want to love someone madly and be lovedthe same way just like quote abovei wonder will this wish ever come truei hope so 
    HalfBeat HalfBeat 18-21, M 3 hrs ago

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    one more day went i wonderif i will ever learn to love again
    HalfBeat HalfBeat 18-21, M 3 hrs ago

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    Huh the first time I listened to Marilyn Manson was when I was looking for new bands on a music site.I stumbled upon this God of **** and heard This is the New ****.I was tentative...
    ZaybGOTHLING ZaybGOTHLING 16-17, F 3 hrs ago

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    I fell in love with my best friend when I was 11. she is so perfect, im 13 now but im more mature than most kids at my age, we had sex last night. I feel like it was a mistake. but...
    scootz56 scootz56 13-15, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    My favorite sandwich to make at home is a turkey and salami sandwich with mustard! Sometimes with avocados and/or bacon and/or a slice of cheese. I love Arizona green tea!! Iced...
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1 22-25, F 4 hrs ago

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    "Beautiful" - MercyMe (2010)Days will come when you don't have the strengthWhen all you hear is you're not worth anythingWondering if you ever could be lovedAnd if they truly saw...
    sunnycaramelo sunnycaramelo 46-50, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    If you feel something the first time you see someone, then I'm sorry honey, but that is not love. That is just a crush. Obviously a crush can later develop into love after getting...
    chasetheweirdo8 chasetheweirdo8 13-15, M 4 hrs ago

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    Must be doing something right I just heard you sigh N' lean into my kiss and close those deep blue need you eyes Don't know what I did to earn a love like this but baby I must be...
    TheGirlYouNeverKnew TheGirlYouNeverKnew 18-21, F 5 hrs ago

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    Sticks and stones could break my bones But anything you say will only fuel my lungs Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts If this is love I don't wanna be loved You pollute...
    Xirberis Xirberis 16-17, F 5 hrs ago

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    Right now, I am in a romantic mood. I feel like cuddling up with my girlfriend, holding her close and never letting go. I feel like making out with her and holding her close as i...
    soepsim soepsim 16-17, M 5 hrs ago

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    Wes Young (part 8) Then it happened. No calls came from him for three weeks. I couldn't get a hold of him. Every idiot i knew told me he was just trying to get the upper hand...
    joyba61 joyba61 51-55, F 5 hrs ago

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    I love to sit by a camp fire with my friends. I love to sing and talk till we can barely keep our eyes open!!! 😍
    liliya01 liliya01 13-15, F 7 hrs ago

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    I have two sisters (29 & 23) and one brother (16). Yesterday I was feeling down so I started counting my blessings to feel better. Without thinking, my siblings crossed my mind. At...
    lipstix90 lipstix90 22-25, F 8 hrs ago

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    Black men are Kings of the world, the chosen ones and lawd I love the brotha's. Have you even seen a creature so fine? Their Melanin rich skin, kinky hair, and body frame similar...
    QueenMulan QueenMulan 18-21, F 8 hrs ago

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    My family loves my cooking. my dad always gets me to season the fish for him. my siblings love my food and my sister, who's a critic, says I'm a good cook.
    CreativeKitty CreativeKitty 18-21, F 9 hrs ago

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    I started to cook when I was sixteen. And I realized that I love it. My new favorite thing to make, is stir fry with garlic, ginger, sesame oil, beef, and lots of veggies. I've...
    CreativeKitty CreativeKitty 18-21, F 9 hrs ago

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    I do! And I must say I'm pretty dang good at it :P It is a nice stress reliever cuz you have to think about what you're doing. I just love to bake and cook and it's alot of fun and...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 9 hrs ago

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    Love heals. Period. There is no higher power that can heal you than the power of love. One word of love is all it takes for all the bruises to heal. And it was faster than...
    kasiyat kasiyat 26-30, F 9 hrs ago

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    How about everyone? Does that Count at all? I've loved husband children parents .... People.. And in the end no one can really be trusted to support me. I will love with all my...
    cujo0807 cujo0807 31-35 9 hrs ago

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    I like the way the light material just lays on a woman's every curve. Every movement of her body shows--very enticing. The skirts hiding what lies beneath, slight hint of breast...
    TW8NY TW8NY 41-45, M 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    I hope you don't ever make the mistake of falling in love online or with someone you'll never meet. I made that mistake already. And I'm still picking myself up, after he left my...
    Daisy4848 Daisy4848 26-30, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    I want to wipe away your tears whenever you're hurting. I want to hug you whenever you're scared. I want to love you most ardently.... but i can't cause whenever i tried to do all...
    DeathThrone DeathThrone 22-25, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Would love to chat - anyone ?
    Carlson99 Carlson99 22-25, F 10 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    So it's been since January that I've been apart from my one true love ! I left him, the biggest mistake I could have ever done! And let me tell you I have done plenty. By none like...
    NatalieMarie521 NatalieMarie521 26-30, F 10 hrs ago

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    I'm lucky I gave it a try and never gave up, if I did i wouldn't how awesome and amazing and every good word possible gintama is, manga and anime, and i also love sunrise for...
    chucku45 chucku45 16-17, F 10 hrs ago

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    Cats are amazing, they don't judge you, they love you, every one should have one!!
    TheKittehWarrior TheKittehWarrior 22-25, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I love dressing up. I love the feeling you get when you're all dolled up and looking and dressing sexy. I love the way it makes me feel and I love the way people look at me when I...
    axylleigh axylleigh 18-21, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    'As you grow older, you will discover you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others' I thought this was lovely ha!
    Bythelight0fthemoon Bythelight0fthemoon 36-40, F 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Florence and The Machine - Queen of Peace Oh, the king Gone mad within his suffering Called out for relief Someone cure him of his grief His only son Cut down, but the battle won...
    HannahSavannah HannahSavannah 18-21, F 12 hrs ago

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    Ah another day in the weight room! Let's get it going!!! Love it.
    Softballplayer101 Softballplayer101 16-17, F 12 hrs ago