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I Love Penis Insertions

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 92 People

    Stay Away From The Small Plastic Stirring Straws! - The first thing I ever put into my penis was a small stirring straw that I had gotten from one of the many drinks I had the...
    Bob714 Bob714 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 25, 2011

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    Then And Now - When I first hit hormone-uberty I couldn't leave my stuff alone. One day in school our resident hoodlum told a story about prisoners of war being tortured in this...
    weathered2 weathered2 61-65, M 2 Responses Sep 23, 2011

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    Hello?????? - Is anybody out there? I was hoping for some responses from this group....
    imthatguylookatme imthatguylookatme 51-55, M 2 Responses Jun 22, 2012

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    My Dream - Yes, this is a bit over the edge but some day. First a little background. I was working in an X-Ray Department of a large city hospital. A lady came in for a test to...
    Biker18914 Biker18914 56-60, M Dec 29, 2011

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    I Love Penis Insertions - I have only recently discovered the fun of sticking things into my penis. I have a 7 inch penis and I can insert a chop stick 9 inches in. I love the...
    Softail13 Softail13 56-60, M Sep 4, 2013

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    My First - I just sort of discovered one day that I could insert things into my penis. So then I started looking around for things and discovered a couple of things early on. One...
    agramp agramp 70+, M 1 Response Dec 7, 2012

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    My Streched Hole - I have been putting things into my **** since I was a young boy. I can now get my index finger into the first knuckle and my pinky finger goes all the way in. I...
    imthatguylookatme imthatguylookatme 51-55, M Jun 21, 2012

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    My Experience - I first saw some videos on penis insertions awhile now, and had to try it. I srarted with a tooth pick, went to 3/16 rod, then 1/4, and finally 5/16 rod. The...
    1 Response Jan 15, 2013

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    Scary But Hot - I was in adult store one afternoon and saw that they had a few penis plugs. I had seen a few guys with rings through their penis but never this. I kind of shivered...
    Jake088a Jake088a 56-60, M Jan 25, 2013

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    My Penis Insertions - Well, I have given up on a 3/8 rod. I will go back to 5/16 rod instead. I also use KY jel to help the rod go in. I have found thisto be a very pleasurable...
    horny987 horny987 61-65, M 1 Response Jan 17, 2013

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    I forgot how long ago it was, but I think I saw, as I was scrolling down my profile, someone posting an experience here in this group about a penis snake, the page composing of...
    SinisterSmile SinisterSmile 22-25 1 Response Mar 17

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