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I Love Penis Insertions

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 97 People

    My First

    I just sort of discovered one day that I could insert things into my penis. So then I started looking around for things and discovered a couple of things early on. One was a stirrer like you might use in chemistry lab and it was very smooth and slippery. I had read that you...
    agramp agramp 70+, M 1 Response Dec 7, 2012

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    My Experience

    I first saw some videos on penis insertions awhile now, and had to try it. I srarted with a tooth pick, went to 3/16 rod, then 1/4, and finally 5/16 rod. The feeling is interesting to say the least. I was going to try a 3/8 rod, but I am a little afraid of doing damage to my...
    1 Response Jan 15, 2013

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    My Dream

    Yes, this is a bit over the edge but some day. First a little background. I was working in an X-Ray Department of a large city hospital. A lady came in for a test to see if her falopian tubes were blocked as she could not get pregnant. They quickly discovered that she had no...
    Biker18914 Biker18914 56-60, M Dec 29, 2011

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    My Penis Insertions

    Well, I have given up on a 3/8 rod. I will go back to 5/16 rod instead. I also use KY jel to help the rod go in. I have found thisto be a very pleasurable feeling for me
    horny987 horny987 61-65, M 1 Response Jan 17, 2013

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    Got to say slowly pushing something way into my

    penis just feels so good. Definitely has to be very smooth and wet so it slides. Tried a few different things. You women should try it on your guys. Then do some sucking action. Let me know if anyone is into talking about or wants to email some pics.
    maui123 maui123 41-45, M Jun 13

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    Scary But Hot

    I was in adult store one afternoon and saw that they had a few penis plugs. I had seen a few guys with rings through their penis but never this. I kind of shivered when the girl clerk told me what they were and couldn't imagine using one. She had never herd of anyone using hem...
    Jake088a Jake088a 56-60, M Jan 25, 2013

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    My Streched Hole

    I have been putting things into my **** since I was a young boy. I can now get my index finger into the first knuckle and my pinky finger goes all the way in. I can hide a lot of things in my pee hole. You should see the items I put in there. I have some pics. I will share via...
    imthatguylookatme imthatguylookatme 51-55, M Jun 21, 2012

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    Then And Now

    When I first hit hormone-uberty I couldn't leave my stuff alone. One day in school our resident hoodlum told a story about prisoners of war being tortured in this manner. I had never conceived such a thought, but I instantly became fascinated with whether this could be done and...
    weathered2 weathered2 61-65, M 2 Responses Sep 23, 2011

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    Hello??????

    Is anybody out there? I was hoping for some responses from this group....
    imthatguylookatme imthatguylookatme 51-55, M 2 Responses Jun 22, 2012

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    I Love Penis Insertions

    I have only recently discovered the fun of sticking things into my penis. I have a 7 inch penis and I can insert a chop stick 9 inches in. I love the excitement and the feel of it going in and coming out.
    Softail13 Softail13 56-60, M Sep 4, 2013

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    Stay Away From The Small Plastic Stirring Straws!

    The first thing I ever put into my penis was a small stirring straw that I had gotten from one of the many drinks I had the night I decided that I would like to see what it was like to have something up my penis... well, I paid for that one for quite a while... I apparently tore...
    Bob714 Bob714 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 25, 2011

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    While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen. "I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," says the mortician, "But I can't...
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    The same tissue that is on a male's penis is also inside of their noses. If it feels good to sneeze, that's why ;)
    WinterSkyout WinterSkyout 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 26

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    I'm ready for more penis :)
    Sweetbuns12 Sweetbuns12 26-30, F 8 Responses Jul 8

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    "Daddy, do butterflies have really small penises?" Parenting books didn't prepare me for that and I am NOT Googling butterfly dicks.
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    I used to have this older doctor and I would invent problems so I needed to ***** for the examination. He would give me a full examination including inspecting my penis, we both...
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    Any real women out there to have a serious talk or whatever for once? I'm tired of chatting with this guys, it's like, damn put your penis away for once!! XD
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