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I Love Penis Insertions

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 96 People

    My First

    I just sort of discovered one day that I could insert things into my penis. So then I started looking around for things and discovered a couple of things early on. One was a stirrer like you might use in chemistry lab and it was very smooth and slippery. I had read that you...
    agramp agramp 70+, M 1 Response Dec 7, 2012

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    My Experience

    I first saw some videos on penis insertions awhile now, and had to try it. I srarted with a tooth pick, went to 3/16 rod, then 1/4, and finally 5/16 rod. The feeling is interesting to say the least. I was going to try a 3/8 rod, but I am a little afraid of doing damage to my...
    1 Response Jan 15, 2013

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    Scary But Hot

    I was in adult store one afternoon and saw that they had a few penis plugs. I had seen a few guys with rings through their penis but never this. I kind of shivered when the girl clerk told me what they were and couldn't imagine using one. She had never herd of anyone using hem...
    Jake088a Jake088a 56-60, M Jan 25, 2013

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    My Penis Insertions

    Well, I have given up on a 3/8 rod. I will go back to 5/16 rod instead. I also use KY jel to help the rod go in. I have found thisto be a very pleasurable feeling for me
    horny987 horny987 61-65, M 1 Response Jan 17, 2013

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    Then And Now

    When I first hit hormone-uberty I couldn't leave my stuff alone. One day in school our resident hoodlum told a story about prisoners of war being tortured in this manner. I had never conceived such a thought, but I instantly became fascinated with whether this could be done and...
    weathered2 weathered2 61-65, M 2 Responses Sep 23, 2011

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    Stay Away From The Small Plastic Stirring Straws!

    The first thing I ever put into my penis was a small stirring straw that I had gotten from one of the many drinks I had the night I decided that I would like to see what it was like to have something up my penis... well, I paid for that one for quite a while... I apparently tore...
    Bob714 Bob714 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 25, 2011

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    I Love Penis Insertions

    I have only recently discovered the fun of sticking things into my penis. I have a 7 inch penis and I can insert a chop stick 9 inches in. I love the excitement and the feel of it going in and coming out.
    Softail13 Softail13 56-60, M Sep 4, 2013

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    Hello??????

    Is anybody out there? I was hoping for some responses from this group....
    imthatguylookatme imthatguylookatme 51-55, M 2 Responses Jun 22, 2012

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    My Streched Hole

    I have been putting things into my **** since I was a young boy. I can now get my index finger into the first knuckle and my pinky finger goes all the way in. I can hide a lot of things in my pee hole. You should see the items I put in there. I have some pics. I will share via...
    imthatguylookatme imthatguylookatme 51-55, M Jun 21, 2012

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    Got to say slowly pushing something way into my

    penis just feels so good. Definitely has to be very smooth and wet so it slides. Tried a few different things. You women should try it on your guys. Then do some sucking action. Let me know if anyone is into talking about or wants to email some pics.
    maui123 maui123 41-45, M Jun 13

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    My Dream

    Yes, this is a bit over the edge but some day. First a little background. I was working in an X-Ray Department of a large city hospital. A lady came in for a test to see if her falopian tubes were blocked as she could not get pregnant. They quickly discovered that she had no...
    Biker18914 Biker18914 56-60, M Dec 29, 2011

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    This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck", he says, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen. "I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," says the mortician, "But I can't...
    cheleshere cheleshere 66-70, F 8 Responses 5 days ago

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    While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen. "I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," says the mortician, "But I can't...
    Tasha15Girl Tasha15Girl 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    I am still in love with my partner of 6 years but for the past 6 months she doesn't want me near her but still wants me in the house, she won't let me touch her or have sex with...
    stevehollis stevehollis 46-50, M 1 Response a week ago

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    The same tissue that is on a male's penis is also inside of their noses. If it feels good to sneeze, that's why ;)
    WinterSkyout WinterSkyout 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 26

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    Its been a complete week of heavy rain and thunderstorms in the East of England. So its out with our plastic walking suits and wellies, the dog loves it as it gets plenty of walks...
    BasilP BasilP 66-70, M 2 Responses Jun 27

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    Kangaroos have three vaginas and Komodo dragons, koalas and iguanas have two penises
    xxcarysxx xxcarysxx 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 1

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    Things Men Don't Say-- . Let's watch Lifetime. -- Sex is overrated. -- I don't want to go too far on the first date. -- Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 3

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    I recently caught my neighbor looking over the fence at me swimming naked. I would'nt mind but now everytime i get in the pool i see her looking. The best thing is when i know she...
    camone01 camone01 31-35, M Jul 6

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    I'm ready for more penis :)
    Sweetbuns12 Sweetbuns12 26-30, F 8 Responses Jul 8

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    "Daddy, do butterflies have really small penises?" Parenting books didn't prepare me for that and I am NOT Googling butterfly dicks.
    morganonnet2 morganonnet2 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    Being completely naked has always been fun for me. Ever since I was a little kid, being able to watch my penis just flop around when I jumped up and down just made me laugh. But...
    matt904 matt904 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    What do a penis and a rubix cube have in common? The longer you play with them the harder they get.
    crazyshadowman crazyshadowman 13-15, M 4 Responses Jul 11

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    I used to have this older doctor and I would invent problems so I needed to ***** for the examination. He would give me a full examination including inspecting my penis, we both...
    Knewit Knewit 56-60 3 Responses Jul 13

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    Any real women out there to have a serious talk or whatever for once? I'm tired of chatting with this guys, it's like, damn put your penis away for once!! XD
    ItIsMe69 ItIsMe69 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 23 hrs ago

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    OK! Let me be straight a head and honest when i talk about women. Most guys talk about the girl azz and beebs as have to say some does. I do look to women in different angle as...
    Egyptianguy34 Egyptianguy34 31-35, M 19 mins ago

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    Ok so this my first story, I was about 14 when noticed I liked girl I was lesbian or bi ...Well I fell crazy in love with this girl in my school, she great when two us where...
    freedomlovergirl freedomlovergirl 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    my hands, Your hands Tight up like two ships Drifting, weightless waves try to break it I'd do anything to save it why is it so hard to save it? my heart, Your heart sit tight...
    5sosGirl 5sosGirl 13-15, F 19 mins ago

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    I love someone and would give the world to have her, but..... I'm in such deep love with someone, and I cannot shut her out of my mind, not even for a second. I wake up several...
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    When I was a teenager I had an amazing crush on my neighbour. She was lovely and I used to love seeing her sunbathing in her garden in a skimpy bikini. When she went away on...
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    I didn't plan on falling in love with you, and I doubt that you planned on falling in love with me. But once we met, it was clear that neither of us could control what was...
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    Love love LOVE this classic... Elvin Bishop - Fooled Around & Fell In Love - HD Bubblerock Promo ... vimeo.com/56494381
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    An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison...
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    If I love sin then I love satan but if I hate sin then I love Jesus Christ .... So your choice also he force no one but it your choice.
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    As every good story starts; there's this girl. I met here when moved to my current city about 7 months ago. I got to school and made friends by the end of first period. Lunchtime...
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    So sneaking out naked has been a regular hobby of mine for the past 3 years. I usually have pretty fun adventures but tonight was my most adventurous ever. So right now it is...
    yoyomobread yoyomobread 16-17, F 11 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    I didn't realize that I could actually grow to tolerate him much less fall in love. He was the guy I saw Bye Bye Birdie with. The guy who taught me how to work a light board...
    OverusedSlogan OverusedSlogan 22-25, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    I really love people. All kinds of people. I love getting to know them, what they like, what they do; I like learning what makes them special.
    Irwood Irwood 16-17, F 8 hrs ago

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    It really helps that i LOVE beer. I live in Grand Rapids, Michigan which has been dubbed "Beer City USA," so there is no shortage of good beer here. I love to drink and get drunk...
    ilovefatforsomereason ilovefatforsomereason 22-25, M 7 hrs ago

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    A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast. A...
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    I love all my lovers and my haters even though haters can get annoying I still lib yuh thanks for all the nice sweet things
    GIRLYGIRL894 GIRLYGIRL894 18-21, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I'm obsessed with her I wanna meet her so bad and wanna be like her but I look nothing like her but my friend has her hair and face can be similar and it makes me jealous cause she...
    hellokitti hellokitti 13-15, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Bryan Ferry - Slave to Love. Heard this on the radio the other day and loved it. Enjoy :)
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    i love my sph online baby boy
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