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I Love Penis Insertions

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 96 People

    My First

    I just sort of discovered one day that I could insert things into my penis. So then I started looking around for things and discovered a couple of things early on. One was a stirrer like you might use in chemistry lab and it was very smooth and slippery. I had read that you...
    agramp agramp 70+, M 1 Response Dec 7, 2012

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    Hello??????

    Is anybody out there? I was hoping for some responses from this group....
    imthatguylookatme imthatguylookatme 51-55, M 2 Responses Jun 22, 2012

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    Got to say slowly pushing something way into my

    penis just feels so good. Definitely has to be very smooth and wet so it slides. Tried a few different things. You women should try it on your guys. Then do some sucking action. Let me know if anyone is into talking about or wants to email some pics.
    maui123 maui123 41-45, M Jun 13

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    Stay Away From The Small Plastic Stirring Straws!

    The first thing I ever put into my penis was a small stirring straw that I had gotten from one of the many drinks I had the night I decided that I would like to see what it was like to have something up my penis... well, I paid for that one for quite a while... I apparently tore...
    Bob714 Bob714 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 25, 2011

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    My Penis Insertions

    Well, I have given up on a 3/8 rod. I will go back to 5/16 rod instead. I also use KY jel to help the rod go in. I have found thisto be a very pleasurable feeling for me
    horny987 horny987 61-65, M 1 Response Jan 17, 2013

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    I Love Penis Insertions

    I have only recently discovered the fun of sticking things into my penis. I have a 7 inch penis and I can insert a chop stick 9 inches in. I love the excitement and the feel of it going in and coming out.
    Softail13 Softail13 56-60, M Sep 4, 2013

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    Scary But Hot

    I was in adult store one afternoon and saw that they had a few penis plugs. I had seen a few guys with rings through their penis but never this. I kind of shivered when the girl clerk told me what they were and couldn't imagine using one. She had never herd of anyone using hem...
    Jake088a Jake088a 56-60, M Jan 25, 2013

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    My Experience

    I first saw some videos on penis insertions awhile now, and had to try it. I srarted with a tooth pick, went to 3/16 rod, then 1/4, and finally 5/16 rod. The feeling is interesting to say the least. I was going to try a 3/8 rod, but I am a little afraid of doing damage to my...
    1 Response Jan 15, 2013

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    My Dream

    Yes, this is a bit over the edge but some day. First a little background. I was working in an X-Ray Department of a large city hospital. A lady came in for a test to see if her falopian tubes were blocked as she could not get pregnant. They quickly discovered that she had no...
    Biker18914 Biker18914 56-60, M Dec 29, 2011

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    Then And Now

    When I first hit hormone-uberty I couldn't leave my stuff alone. One day in school our resident hoodlum told a story about prisoners of war being tortured in this manner. I had never conceived such a thought, but I instantly became fascinated with whether this could be done and...
    weathered2 weathered2 61-65, M 2 Responses Sep 23, 2011

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    I love the feeling of something sliding in

    and out my peehole. I found set of crochet needles in various sizes at a hobby store. Smallest is about 1/8 and they step up to about 3/8. I usually start with the smallest & work my way through the whole wet. The are smooth metal and clean up very well. Love the feeling...
    hank24055 hank24055 51-55, M 3 days ago

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    My Streched Hole

    I have been putting things into my **** since I was a young boy. I can now get my index finger into the first knuckle and my pinky finger goes all the way in. I can hide a lot of things in my pee hole. You should see the items I put in there. I have some pics. I will share via...
    imthatguylookatme imthatguylookatme 51-55, M Jun 21, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    Why do people stick their penis's at me? I have one thanks, but I don't want to see another especially not another guy's. I want more msgs of *****'s!! Thanks
    TransAsian TransAsian 26-30, T Aug 26

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    I don't know where to start about this. Okay, I'm not a lezzy nor am I am misogynist. Just to clear that out. Though, I have always wished I was a boy. Did society make me think...
    dustyoldclock dustyoldclock 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 30

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    Just bought two pairs of compression shorts, one red and one blue! I also bought a red compression shirt! Now I own two blue compression shorts, two black compression shorts, one...
    ILoveSpandex ILoveSpandex 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 18

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    Just bought two pairs of compression shorts, one red and one blue! I also bought a red compression shirt! Now I own two blue compression shorts, two black compression shorts, one...
    ILoveSpandex ILoveSpandex 18-21, M Aug 18

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    Hi, I wanna share my first lesbian experience. I was 13 and at a sleepover with my cheerleader squad. We had the usual sleepover. Talking about boys, how big there penises were...
    meganshaw1 meganshaw1 16-17, F 4 Responses Aug 23

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    So one time I was on the beach and this lady walked up to me and we found out that we live near each other so I said do you want me to stick my penis in you and she said sureee!!
    ahumno ahumno 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 17

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    My ten are: Intelligence Height Weight Panache Teeth Confidence Conversation Penis size Hairiness That certain......
    Lecuyer90 Lecuyer90 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 17

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    Dear men: Size doesn't matter... I was watching a program on the tv about a man with the biggest penis in the world. (Almost 15 inches) He was very sad because no girl he went out...
    kittykat6918 kittykat6918 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 22

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    A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile. The crocodile tells him, "Please let me go! I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man says, "Okay, I wish my penis could touch the...
    lovingCuteSmartGirl lovingCuteSmartGirl 18-21, F 4 Responses Aug 27

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    Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
    petergriffin65 petergriffin65 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 28

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    How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change it, the other to hold the penis. LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!
    FuSoYa FuSoYa 18-21, F 8 Responses Aug 28

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    Let's talk about penis :) it's soo much fun looking at them too !!
    Sweetbuns12 Sweetbuns12 26-30, F 10 Responses Aug 29

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    Any horny girls who would like to see a big erect penis, inbox me! This guy likes showing off :) if you'd like to trade pics I'm open to that too!
    J1D8L J1D8L 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 7

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    Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings...
    hancockian hancockian 66-70, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    even though penis size doesn't favor a race I still think black people have a bigger size then most white people. 5 is suppose to be average, but I see that as kinda small, 7 is...
    RavenRena17 RavenRena17 18-21, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    Do I love myself?! I have started wondering do I really love myself? I mean of course I do I'm adorable! At least that's what I always say. But do I really love who I am, am I...
    ariel2891 ariel2891 22-25, F 1 hr ago

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    A lie I tell myself:I'll forget I loved you a someday. Because the memory will become faint. And the feelings will dissipate. And the thought of you won't make me hurt anymore.And...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25, F 6 hrs ago

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    What happens when the heart just stops (live in Hamburg - hilarious introduction) http://youtu.be/n9oy-VUvxm0 So what happens when the heart just stops Stops caring for anyone...
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    I  love catsThey're cute and funnyGood at chasin' mice and ratsFar more cuddly than a bunny !Dogs all barkThey're ruff and hairyCats just purrand are never ever scarySo...
    ZODIACGIRL ZODIACGIRL 22-25, F 8 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    This little man is my everything, my best friend, my memories I am so anxious to make, along with the voice in my heart of my father, don't rush it son, you'll regret it. I...
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    Hard To Say I'm Sorry : PassengerEverybody needs a little time away.. I heard her say.. From each other..Even lovers need a holiday..Far away from each other..Hold me now..nIt's...
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    Yes I do love art and not just portraits, My favourite art are sea paintings with sailing ship, Landscapes, Mountains. You name it I love art. BUT NOT SCRIBBLE.
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    I got married 6 years to which i don't love. In my country marriages are arranged by parents even my x confirmed that she don't wanna marry anybody otherthan me to my parents. My...
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    I miss rainfalls in my hometown. I love the prelude; how the clouds got thicker and darker moving slowly covering the blue sky and everything up there, how the wind blew a bit ugly...
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    I married my wife in June and can honestly say I have never been happier. I met my wife 3 years ago by accident and instantly fell in love. Her daughter, who turns 9 in a few...
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    Well, I love all of my ep friends. All are so nice and lovely. In the real world, I have no brothers and sisters but here I have a nice kind bro whom I'm so supportive about...
    Martin7470 Martin7470 18-21, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Just need to ask. If anyone is in love with a loyal, faithfull scorpio. I had my doubts about the man I've been with for the last 10 months. I questioned him, I said what bothers...
    renija renija 36-40, F 57 mins ago

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    I love submissive women! I love women who know what they whant, are smart and proud of their submissive side. I don't need a slave... I kneed a girl that bends over for me but...
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    I love driving from where I am to LA. There's so much to see in 8 hours. The longest drive I want to do is from Cali to NY
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    I love curling up in bed of on the couch in a warm cozy blanket but I just want someone to cuddle with! Haha.
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    So happy to visit Canada soon!! I love that great country and I wish I could live there. Ontario wait for me!!
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    I don't understand people that don't enjoy eating I love eating ^¥^
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    Healthy, happy, positive thoughts. Love to all today
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    I watched this anime called "Hunter x Hunter" version 2011. It was EPIC, HILARIOUS, NERVE-WRECKING, GENIUS, CREATIVE, AMAZING... and so many more. I love the idea of having a...
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    I found my husband when I was so broken and so NOT looking. For two years he was my best friend and listened to me and encouraged me. He helped me believe in myself and asked for...
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    Kenny Loggins - Conviction Of The Heart For the Music makers and lovers of EP.....
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