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I Love Penis Insertions

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    Got to say slowly pushing something way into my

    penis just feels so good. Definitely has to be very smooth and wet so it slides. Tried a few different things. You women should try it on your guys. Then do some sucking action. Let me know if anyone is into talking about or wants to email some pics.
    maui123 maui123 41-45, M Jun 13

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    Hello??????

    Is anybody out there? I was hoping for some responses from this group....
    imthatguylookatme imthatguylookatme 51-55, M 2 Responses Jun 22, 2012

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    Stay Away From The Small Plastic Stirring Straws!

    The first thing I ever put into my penis was a small stirring straw that I had gotten from one of the many drinks I had the night I decided that I would like to see what it was like to have something up my penis... well, I paid for that one for quite a while... I apparently tore...
    Bob714 Bob714 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 25, 2011

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    Then And Now

    When I first hit hormone-uberty I couldn't leave my stuff alone. One day in school our resident hoodlum told a story about prisoners of war being tortured in this manner. I had never conceived such a thought, but I instantly became fascinated with whether this could be done and...
    weathered2 weathered2 61-65, M 2 Responses Sep 23, 2011

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    My Dream

    Yes, this is a bit over the edge but some day. First a little background. I was working in an X-Ray Department of a large city hospital. A lady came in for a test to see if her falopian tubes were blocked as she could not get pregnant. They quickly discovered that she had no...
    Biker18914 Biker18914 56-60, M Dec 29, 2011

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    I Love Penis Insertions

    I have only recently discovered the fun of sticking things into my penis. I have a 7 inch penis and I can insert a chop stick 9 inches in. I love the excitement and the feel of it going in and coming out.
    Softail13 Softail13 56-60, M Sep 4, 2013

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    My First

    I just sort of discovered one day that I could insert things into my penis. So then I started looking around for things and discovered a couple of things early on. One was a stirrer like you might use in chemistry lab and it was very smooth and slippery. I had read that you...
    agramp agramp 70+, M 1 Response Dec 7, 2012

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    My Streched Hole

    I have been putting things into my **** since I was a young boy. I can now get my index finger into the first knuckle and my pinky finger goes all the way in. I can hide a lot of things in my pee hole. You should see the items I put in there. I have some pics. I will share via...
    imthatguylookatme imthatguylookatme 51-55, M Jun 21, 2012

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    My Experience

    I first saw some videos on penis insertions awhile now, and had to try it. I srarted with a tooth pick, went to 3/16 rod, then 1/4, and finally 5/16 rod. The feeling is interesting to say the least. I was going to try a 3/8 rod, but I am a little afraid of doing damage to my...
    1 Response Jan 15, 2013

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    My Penis Insertions

    Well, I have given up on a 3/8 rod. I will go back to 5/16 rod instead. I also use KY jel to help the rod go in. I have found thisto be a very pleasurable feeling for me
    horny987 horny987 61-65, M 1 Response Jan 17, 2013

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    Scary But Hot

    I was in adult store one afternoon and saw that they had a few penis plugs. I had seen a few guys with rings through their penis but never this. I kind of shivered when the girl clerk told me what they were and couldn't imagine using one. She had never herd of anyone using hem...
    Jake088a Jake088a 56-60, M Jan 25, 2013

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    Related Experiences

    This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck", he says, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen. "I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," says the mortician, "But I can't...
    cheleshere cheleshere 66-70, F 8 Responses a week ago

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    While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen. "I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," says the mortician, "But I can't...
    Tasha15Girl Tasha15Girl 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    I am still in love with my partner of 6 years but for the past 6 months she doesn't want me near her but still wants me in the house, she won't let me touch her or have sex with...
    stevehollis stevehollis 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 16

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    The same tissue that is on a male's penis is also inside of their noses. If it feels good to sneeze, that's why ;)
    WinterSkyout WinterSkyout 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 26

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    Its been a complete week of heavy rain and thunderstorms in the East of England. So its out with our plastic walking suits and wellies, the dog loves it as it gets plenty of walks...
    BasilP BasilP 66-70, M 2 Responses Jun 27

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    Kangaroos have three vaginas and Komodo dragons, koalas and iguanas have two penises
    xxcarysxx xxcarysxx 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 1

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    Things Men Don't Say-- . Let's watch Lifetime. -- Sex is overrated. -- I don't want to go too far on the first date. -- Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 3

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    I recently caught my neighbor looking over the fence at me swimming naked. I would'nt mind but now everytime i get in the pool i see her looking. The best thing is when i know she...
    camone01 camone01 31-35, M Jul 6

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    I'm ready for more penis :)
    Sweetbuns12 Sweetbuns12 26-30, F 8 Responses Jul 8

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    "Daddy, do butterflies have really small penises?" Parenting books didn't prepare me for that and I am NOT Googling butterfly dicks.
    morganonnet2 morganonnet2 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    Being completely naked has always been fun for me. Ever since I was a little kid, being able to watch my penis just flop around when I jumped up and down just made me laugh. But...
    matt904 matt904 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    What do a penis and a rubix cube have in common? The longer you play with them the harder they get.
    crazyshadowman crazyshadowman 13-15, M 4 Responses Jul 11

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    I used to have this older doctor and I would invent problems so I needed to ***** for the examination. He would give me a full examination including inspecting my penis, we both...
    Knewit Knewit 56-60 3 Responses Jul 13

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    Any real women out there to have a serious talk or whatever for once? I'm tired of chatting with this guys, it's like, damn put your penis away for once!! XD
    ItIsMe69 ItIsMe69 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it. "Greetings, Earthling. We come in...
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    "If I'm James Dean, You're Audrey Hepburn" [Intro:] Stay for tonight If you want to I can show you What my dreams are made of, as I'm dreaming of your face I've been away for a...
    TurtleKatlynn TurtleKatlynn 16-17, F 27 mins ago

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    I used to hate myself. I took blame for everyone else's pain and mistakes. I thought that I was scum of the Earth and how could anyone like me or care about me. And I often felt...
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    HikoukiGumo HikoukiGumo 18-21, F 7 hrs ago

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    I know Love is risky. You have so much to lose, but with the right person you can be really happy. I did not knew Love was this difficult. I never figured out myself and my...
    Wewerethereinthattime Wewerethereinthattime 18-21, F 6 hrs ago

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    With the joy of being in love comes an awaking to yourself that allows one to embrace the peace of feeling that envelops you heart and soul. Like slipping under a goose down...
    Duster99 Duster99 41-45, F 1 hr ago

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    its been awhile since i logged into my ep account..bad thoughts are lingering inside my head again..and maybe thru writing in ep i can tune out these unhealthy thoughts im having...
    redchic4 redchic4 22-25, F 13 hrs ago

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    I'm with my first love, but we are in such a rocky stage. I don't know if I should continue being with him. But right now I love him so much. He is my best friend. I don't WANT to...
    misshaley7 misshaley7 18-21, F 10 hrs ago

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    It's where we all start. It's the start of the long road. The start of our journey. This journey can begin when you least expect it. But it's not when we start. Or how we start...
    VolcanicPassions VolcanicPassions 36-40, M 10 hrs ago

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    I want someone that'll text me constantly, just because they can. I want someone to take care of me, be affectionate, and spend long nights with me. I want to have a girl that'll...
    futureboy64 futureboy64 16-17, M 9 hrs ago

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     In you, Lord, I have taken refuge;     let me never be put to shame;     deliver me in your righteousness. 2 Turn your ear to me,     come quickly to my rescue; be...
    reelman4372 reelman4372 31-35, M 5 hrs ago

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    Yes! I was engaged to the love of my life, or at least who I thought was, but come to find out he was certainly not. It hurts to be betrayed but at the end of the day it is better...
    Chicgeekgal Chicgeekgal 22-25, F 5 hrs ago

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    I accept the fact I am a tiny bit of a stalker I suppose. It isn't my fault my future wife doesn't realise how much I love her. I like looking at her pictures constantly during...
    WatchingTheTime WatchingTheTime 16-17, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    I remember a couple of years ago I was waiting at a bus stop. Then an old man walked up next to me he had gray hair, which was combed over to the side he also had big round glasses...
    chickensoup17 chickensoup17 18-21, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    When in my in-ground home swimming pool, I love swimming laps and back and forth from side to side. I love when my kids are in the pool too. They certainly enjoy swimming between...
    leslieathome leslieathome 31-35, F 22 mins ago

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    I would love to see pictures of sexy heels. I love them so much :)
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    I love my Nissan Titan!! Bought it brand new last month and this is my second one. I traded in my 2010 Titan for it. Love how they have so much room and they ride very nice and...
    chris361977 chris361977 36-40, M 11 hrs ago

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    My MM has disrespected me one too many times. I have tried to be everything that he wanted but have lost myself. I've lost my spark, my enthusiasm for life and even sometimes my...
    nolasanchez30 nolasanchez30 31-35, F 10 hrs ago

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    Cause all of me loves all of you Love your curves and all your edges All your perfect imperfections Give your all to me I'd give my all to yo You're my end and my beginning Even...
    worthynot worthynot 16-17, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Someone once told me... In prefer to understand other people, you must first know yourself. Well I know I hate marmite and those ugly croc shoes! Anyone over the age of 10 should...
    Honnibee Honnibee 36-40, F 5 hrs ago

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    Smartes and intelligence is so sexy to me but having a great sense of humor always is a big plus as well. I love to be with someone who can make me laugh and just gets me! I would...
    Chicgeekgal Chicgeekgal 22-25, F 5 hrs ago

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    i love all my ep gay friends and i love my bi and straight friend to ha ha you are the best people in the world thank you for being my friend
    humblebum humblebum 13-15, M 5 hrs ago