I Love People Who Are Smart and Funny

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    BigNJ76 BigNJ76
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Sep 27, 2015

    Your eyes might keep me looking at you

    for a few extra seconds but your brain me keep me thinking about you all day.
    DominaturV DominaturV
    26-30, M
    Jul 18, 2015
    chocolatecrazy9010 chocolatecrazy9010
    16-17, F
    1 Response Sep 25, 2015

    Toilet paper and life are

    so similar; You are either on a roll or taking **** from some arsehole!
    BigNJ76 BigNJ76
    41-45, M
    Dec 27, 2015
    Spidey0 Spidey0
    31-35, M
    Aug 25, 2015

    Looking for some interesting conversationalists!

    Deliver me from this boredom!
    naomiXO naomiXO
    22-25, F
    Sep 19, 2015
    BigNJ76 BigNJ76
    41-45, M
    Sep 30, 2015

    Who decided Dyslexia was a good name

    for a condition which means you struggle with spelling!
    BigNJ76 BigNJ76
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Sep 29, 2015

    Why do people say "there's plenty more fish in

    the sea" when you go through a break up. Life is pretty ****** and then someone insinuates you want to date fish???
    BigNJ76 BigNJ76
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Sep 30, 2015

    I love them because I love laughing

    and smart people because they help me with my work.
    MmEeTtOo MmEeTtOo
    18-21, F
    Aug 16, 2015
    BigNJ76 BigNJ76
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Dec 26, 2015

    Yesterday my boss was "let go".

    ..... I hate that term.... as if they were a wild animal and released back into the wild for thier own good.... or a fish caught and released back into the wilds to eke out an existance in a stagnant pond. Anyway. E was the very first person I talked to when I walked into the...
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester
    41-45, F
    4 Responses May 7, 2015

    I met a jokey ....he told me he weights 110

    soaking wet....I told him that's what you get for standing under your horse
    lcbill313 lcbill313
    18-21, M
    Nov 20, 2015

    Don't tell me you never tell lies.

    "Please click to confirm" I have read and agree to the full terms and conditions
    BigNJ76 BigNJ76
    41-45, M
    1 Response Dec 26, 2015

    Smart , Funny and RICH .

    .. I don't want them to be talking me to death while I'm paying for everything lol
    TooTricky2Trick TooTricky2Trick
    41-45, M
    Mar 26, 2016

    Life can seem very mundane

    but a wittiness can alleviate the monotony we experience in existence. I have several friends at home who are excellent at doing this and I'm meeting new people who are able too!
    Ducostrinity Ducostrinity
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jan 25, 2016
    claninzx claninzx
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Jan 1, 2016

    Can't deal with people

    that act incompetent or aren't my style of funny
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Feb 28, 2015

    I met the cutest, sexiest,

    funniest guy. Our friend said we can't talk to each other. I get it because he's a play but damn...for the short while that we went behind our friends back and talked to eachothher, it was amazing.
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Mar 30, 2016

    The power of love is enormous; in fact,

    everything we do in life is either to get love, or to compensate for the lack of love. The only thing that you can never have too much of is love. Do you agree?
    deleted deleted
    Nov 15, 2015
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    Jan 30, 2015

    I'm trying to find someone

    that is my level of weirdness and funniness, but also someone who is mature. I'm currently single, but I'm only 13.
    FishyLookingThing FishyLookingThing
    16-17, F
    May 3, 2015

    Smart, Funny People Are Fun to Be With

    Even my boyfriend fits one of the criteria.
    fadiva fadiva
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Aug 14, 2008

    A trimmed moustache makes terrorising mighty

    funny! A mighty trim does a moustache a funny turn! A terrorising of moustaches with a smart trim is popular!
    Liebenbergmrl Liebenbergmrl
    22-25, F
    Oct 27, 2015

    **** you guys, I'm bored

    as hell and you ******* won't do something funny
    TheCabIsloveandBernieSanders TheCabIsloveandBernieSanders
    16-17, M
    1 Response Nov 16, 2015

    EP is closing !!! My gmail/Hangouts :

    alwayscare2love@gmail.com I just want to talk to ppl with good intentions. Not pervs plz... ^-^
    Care2Love Care2Love
    16-17, F
    Apr 21, 2016

    If couples who are in love are called LOVE

    BIRDS, then couples who always argue should be called ANGRY BIRDS. LOL
    claninzx claninzx
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jan 1, 2016

    what if an Ouija board was like an afterlife

    call center or something? "hey joey,line 395 is open,three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something" "I'm gonna prank them so hard" "Joey,no" "I'm gonna say I'm Satan" "JOEY THIS IS WHY THEY MADE A ****** MOVIE ABOUT US"
    Happyak5 Happyak5
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Oct 7, 2015

    You need to laugh! You need to lighten out.

    You need to be bright, and to be hilarious!
    Corzomec Corzomec
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 29, 2015

    Intelligence and humour,

    attractive. A man, good physique, intelligent and funny, oh! Women should be smart and quirkily funny, and honest in their opinions.
    Wishart95 Wishart95
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Feb 9, 2016

    People who are smart

    and fun are the best! They won't do dumb things that'll embarrass themselves or you and you can spend a lot of time with them and have the best time of your lives!
    TheFatOreoCat TheFatOreoCat
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jul 22, 2015

    Haah self explainatory

    but yeah wanted to share this..smile:-)
    cntfkkwidthesebtchstheysheisty cntfkkwidthesebtchstheysheisty
    18-21, M
    Feb 20, 2016

    I love people who are sassy too.

    That snarkiness is a definite bonus as well. I'm pansexual so I just love people in general.
    EHarber18 EHarber18
    18-21, M
    Feb 9, 2016

    People who are smart

    and funny great people to hang out with.
    urmurgurd urmurgurd
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Mar 1, 2015

    I would love to have a smart friend help me

    but I don't got any:( anyone smart want help me with my homework? Please
    joybabe16 joybabe16
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Mar 7, 2016
    prettyflamingo prettyflamingo
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Aug 14, 2015

    I think it's intelligent to be able to laugh at

    yourself now and then. If you're too anal you're not the kind of guy that I'd be attracted to! Relax, don't take yourself so seriously, look at the bigger picture and have a laugh! Life is a serious business but you don't have to be serious about it all the time, you can also be...
    Skjeggstad Skjeggstad
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Jan 4, 2015

    yoooo :3 my phone dropped from the 7th floor of

    the building but Good thing it was on Airplane Mode >:3
    SleepyHeadSnorelax SleepyHeadSnorelax
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Aug 26, 2015

    Have you ever seen a Micro Penis in real life ?

    I thought only Chinese guys had them lmao
    TooTricky2Trick TooTricky2Trick
    41-45, M
    Apr 1, 2016
    helmyy helmyy
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Jan 30, 2015
    siciliana88 siciliana88
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Mar 17, 2016

    You are about to read a funny

    and racist joke. :D" if you speak 3 language you're trilingual , if you speak 2 language you're bilingual and when you speak one language means you're an American"I am triligual by the way. :D
    moonii moonii
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Nov 27, 2015
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