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    MMPI = Fraud

    According to a bunch of top notch " psychologists " who spent decades perfecting this test, I'm clinically insane. Apparently I have a strong inclination towards lying ( well I cheated a lot in this test, but that's not a reason to judge me). Well, it's my word, the 18 year-old...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 15, 2013

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    Actually I Hate These Stoopid Tests.

    Well, they all insist that I have gender identification issues. How dare they? It's not because I wish I'd been born with a penis that they have the right to judge me.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 14, 2013

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    This Is Just Wrong

    0-32: Below Average Your Empathy Quotient is: 14 You're less empathetic than the average person! If you scored around or below 20 you probably have Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism. So. Yeah. There's something wrong with this test.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 19, 2013

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    Another Stoopid Test

    The Alexithymia test: Test Results: 126 Points You show high alexithymic traits Splendid. Thank you.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 22, 2013

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    Test

    Honestly, I like any type of tests. Personality tests, anything where I can talk about myself..that's why I love EP so much! It focuses on my favorite topic...ME!
    SweetbriarPoet SweetbriarPoet 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 25, 2008

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    Figuring Out Psych Tests

    not yet done any employment psych tests but done general ones on line and psychology tests for forensic and other stuff in fact my support worker said i was the most tested person she knew an i dont think she meant it as a compliment when they said it might be useful to do a...
    claracluck claracluck 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 13, 2007

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    I Lied

    I lied on my employment psych tests. It's just common sense to tell them what they want to hear.
    justjudyblue2 justjudyblue2 36-40, F Apr 20, 2008

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    Modified Mmpi

    I love taking them! I sail through every time. Why do them for employment ? I got a yellow this time....I knew i should have taken it in the morning,it was a rough day! I still got the job but now i want to retake it,soiled my reputation! lol
    redheadsrule redheadsrule 36-40, F Nov 19, 2007

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    Well... Generally I Like Them But...

    I generally like using them to learn about myself but, not when they are used for employment screening.  Every time I take one, I try to second guess it... what is the test trying to capture.... what do I want the result to be.
    DancesWithDolphins DancesWithDolphins 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 9, 2008

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    So I was watching Courage the Cowardly Dog today and it was the episode with the character "Freaky Fred". For those who do not know Freaky Fred he is basically a man with a serious...
    Photographybrat Photographybrat 18-21, F 17 mins ago

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    Hello everyone. I am new to this and a little nervous but I feel sharing is important so I will share my story with those who will listen. I am a confused person right now because...
    ThatMetalDude ThatMetalDude 22-25, M 3 hrs ago

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    the human phsyc is a crazy wicked and a labrynth of vibrations on a whole other level chemically we can be screwed royally because of a single event automatic thought emotion and...
    TANQ247 TANQ247 26-30, M 19 hrs ago

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    Why is psychotherapy a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it's time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.
    tripwithzip tripwithzip 26-30, F 5 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
    csouls csouls 36-40, M 3 Responses 23 hrs ago

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    Are there any psychics out there? Willing to give me a reading?
    blasiancherokee101 blasiancherokee101 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    we are at war with ourselves,let it be ,,,dont be so difficult
    miimii0069 miimii0069 26-30, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Well I'm not a psychic, but I really need to talk to a psychic about the future. This is serious business here, so serious people only, no pretend games, there's a lot at stake...
    tekakapo tekakapo 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    I love history and want to teach it one day. One problem. I get bored sometimes with all the long and drawn out history books - I wish sometimes there was a better way to absorb...
    spark16 spark16 26-30, M 2 days ago

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    He takes care of me. I'm never alone because he will always be there for me. I was struggling with my psychosis last night. One thing that brings me out of that place very quickly...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Whilst in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one...
    openbook15 openbook15 26-30, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    People have misunderstood I have psychic powers but I am not really a psychic. I can only help incubi, succubi and maybe psychics understand and control their powers. I am not...
    Maybeincubus Maybeincubus 22-25, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I like to give subtle intelligence tests when chatting. its funny. sometimes, I like to reply with, "what?" then wait to see if they rewrite their last message. I guess they think...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Soooooo,Hmm(clearing throat) I met a woman in college in 2009 after a breakup with another woman that just up and left me with these words ''Later on in life you'll see that it...
    SchizoEffective6 SchizoEffective6 36-40, M Jun 23

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    I studied the psychology behind Children's behavior. I have learned different methods for child discipline. And the reasons behind their misbehavior.
    jacobnix jacobnix 36-40, M Jun 23

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    LOL psychic..... like mind reader???, well i know i'm very good at reading body language and i can guess people's thought some times but i i'm not psychic but would like to meet...
    Khyr Khyr 16-17, M Jun 22

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    Anyone else on medication from a psychiatrist? Ran out a week ago and I couldn't get a hold of my doctor until today. I get this buzzing in the back of my mind, like a tv channel...
    Ulfhednar74 Ulfhednar74 41-45, M 1 Response Jun 22

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    Sometimes God pushes us to our LIMITS. He tests us beyond our ENDURANCE. Thats because He has greater FAITH in us, than we do in OURSELVES.
    Aryg Aryg 36-40, F 4 Responses Jun 22

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    My mother is a ***ing psychopath. Usually you hear about abuse in broken down, poor homes with drug addicted, prostituting mothers. Nah, we're rich. Nah, we're not rich, we just...
    shivanifml shivanifml 16-17, F Jun 20

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    - WARNING: disturbing content. - My ex was crazy. I'm not sure if he was a psychopath, but he was crazy. Everything was ok at first,but then eventually got weird. He started...
    amtired amtired 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 20

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    I totally need a Dr Hannibal Lector. A little less psychopathic would be much appreciated though.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 20

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    I started getting into photography back in high school in the 1980s. I had a 35mm hanimex fixed lens camera. The film was black and white, and it would be stored on a big roll in...
    HavingFun138 HavingFun138 46-50, M 10 Responses Jun 19

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    Tonight I listened to the song "Lament for my son" or "Caoineadh cu Chulainn", played by Davey Spillane on the Uillean Pipes. While I am several generations removed from the fair...
    wantadoover wantadoover 56-60, M 1 Response Jun 19

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    Tonight I listened to the song "Lament for my son" or "Caoineadh cu Chulainn", played by Davey Spillane on the Uillean Pipes. While I am several generations removed from the fair...
    wantadoover wantadoover 56-60, M Jun 19

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    i think it's funny that on every post, there is always somebody laughing at them calling them a wannabe. if i were a psychopath, i don't think i'd join a group on EP saying so, but...
    screambloodygore screambloodygore 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 18

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    Russian women come to Sharm El-Sheikh and Hurghada in Egypt, these are resort cities on the Red Sea solely catering to tourists - many Russian. They come because there are many...
    marshaUK marshaUK 31-35, F 2 Responses Jun 17

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    I can read minds and speak using telepathy, but so far it just works around woman. I wonder if I will ever be able read another guy's or if I'm stuck with half functional psychic...
    Maybeincubus Maybeincubus 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 17

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    Interesting article ... LOVE seems to come when you least expect it because real love doesn't respond well to planning. In my own circle of friends, there's the unbearably...
    koh72 koh72 41-45, M 3 Responses Jun 16

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    Does having affairs pave the way psychologically for us to be able to enter into Polyamorous relationships?
    JamaisVu7 JamaisVu7 41-45, M 2 Responses Jun 16

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    this recovery thing is hard sometimes. i have came to a conclusion, none will truly ever understand. be there for you through it yes. I've come to the point I expect none to...
    Ayaime7 Ayaime7 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 15

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    I'm a little more and a little less than what I think of a psychic but I have some psychic powers. I can read minds but only in women. I can speak telepathically but again only...
    Maybeincubus Maybeincubus 22-25, M 3 Responses Jun 14

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    I am very interested in human psychology. I have completed my associates, bachelors, and two advanced degrees in psychology. I am a graduate from Liberty University. I am...
    readytovacation readytovacation 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 14

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    There is a deep psychological component to this lifestyle. Not a single touch is required to evoke a response in a submissive. Good girl Are you sure about that? (accompanied...
    SubSided SubSided 46-50, F 4 Responses Jun 13

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