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    This Is Just Wrong

    0-32: Below Average Your Empathy Quotient is: 14 You're less empathetic than the average person! If you scored around or below 20 you probably have Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism. So. Yeah. There's something wrong with this test.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 19, 2013

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    Actually I Hate These Stoopid Tests.

    Well, they all insist that I have gender identification issues. How dare they? It's not because I wish I'd been born with a penis that they have the right to judge me.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 14, 2013

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    MMPI = Fraud

    According to a bunch of top notch " psychologists " who spent decades perfecting this test, I'm clinically insane. Apparently I have a strong inclination towards lying ( well I cheated a lot in this test, but that's not a reason to judge me). Well, it's my word, the 18 year-old...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 15, 2013

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    Test

    Honestly, I like any type of tests. Personality tests, anything where I can talk about myself..that's why I love EP so much! It focuses on my favorite topic...ME!
    SweetbriarPoet SweetbriarPoet 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 25, 2008

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    I Lied

    I lied on my employment psych tests. It's just common sense to tell them what they want to hear.
    justjudyblue2 justjudyblue2 36-40, F Apr 20, 2008

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    Figuring Out Psych Tests

    not yet done any employment psych tests but done general ones on line and psychology tests for forensic and other stuff in fact my support worker said i was the most tested person she knew an i dont think she meant it as a compliment when they said it might be useful to do a...
    claracluck claracluck 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 13, 2007

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    Well... Generally I Like Them But...

    I generally like using them to learn about myself but, not when they are used for employment screening.  Every time I take one, I try to second guess it... what is the test trying to capture.... what do I want the result to be.
    DancesWithDolphins DancesWithDolphins 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 9, 2008

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    Another Stoopid Test

    The Alexithymia test: Test Results: 126 Points You show high alexithymic traits Splendid. Thank you.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 22, 2013

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    Modified Mmpi

    I love taking them! I sail through every time. Why do them for employment ? I got a yellow this time....I knew i should have taken it in the morning,it was a rough day! I still got the job but now i want to retake it,soiled my reputation! lol
    redheadsrule redheadsrule 36-40, F Nov 19, 2007

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    Related Experiences

    I love the fact that psychology is the key to a big part of our behavior. Why we murder, why we fall in love, why we like a special thing etc. And the fact that psychology is just...
    Sparklyjuly Sparklyjuly 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 30

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    Psychology really interests me and I love learning about the power of the mind. Whenever I see or hear about a psychological phenomenon I have to know how it works and why it does...
    Tikotacos Tikotacos 13-15, F 3 Responses Jul 1

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    I want to be a psychologist when i get older. I am going to take a class on it next year. I think the interest came last year when i had to start learning things from my...
    chemically99 chemically99 13-15, F Jul 13

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    Ok, I am finally ready to swallow my pride and ask for help. Since this is EP, I should probably start with asking everyone to please understand that the advice I am seeking is...
    Firefighter343 Firefighter343 26-30, M Jul 18

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    Hey uh I'm not new but this is a popular thread. I was wondering if there were any psychologists out there who could chat when we can. I'd like to go into the field soon and have...
    UnderworldNymph UnderworldNymph 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    ..i don't know,I just love how they react...some of them just lose control..or savour the way they make you suffer..They are SPECIAL to me..I wish I can meet one (sorry if my...
    JokerSoul JokerSoul 16-17, F Jun 30

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    Have any of y'all seen "Enemy" starring Jake Gyllenhaal? It's a great movie and it's soooo trippy!
    youthberry youthberry 18-21, F Jul 10

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    Anyone experienced in this career field that would be up for talking? I really want to find out more about it and what it's like to work in.
    Alyssa5977 Alyssa5977 13-15, F Jul 17

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    I'm a simple 15 year old guy who thought suicide would prevent him from seeing his 16th birthday. I went into a new school system for the 9th grade. New school new people, the new...
    nobleman1341 nobleman1341 13-15, M 2 hrs ago

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    We started out as friends. He dropped the L bomb while he had a girlfriend and I was even friends with the girlfriend, and it went downhill from there. We stopped being friends for...
    kxCobra kxCobra 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 16

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    Professional Test The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for the answers after you have thought...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I was never good at tests esp at school so use to avoid them the best i could lol but when i was pregnant with my last son i was taking my driving test and you have to do the...
    Gentleandlovingsoul Gentleandlovingsoul 36-40, F Jul 1

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    Just under a year ago I revelled in believing I had discovered the equation of the meaning of life: 1 + (2+2) = 2 which I believed would cure cancer. I also believed I had found...
    rewindme rewindme 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 8

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    Do you know of any men who psychically abuse ? Or women? I do! This one guy I was with for long while, few years of mental abuse and sexual and also emotionally withholding his own...
    ntgudenuf4chat1 ntgudenuf4chat1 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    My Mother, simply put, is the meanest, angriest, most unpleasant person I know. She is a mentally ill psychotic, a tyrant, and a bully all rolled into one. My parents split up when...
    wishiwasabrady wishiwasabrady 41-45, M 1 Response Jun 29

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    I have OCD and GAD and I have seen a total of 2 legit psychiatrists and one other one who was the wife of the main one. I find that they are all condescending in my experience (I...
    highwhensober highwhensober 18-21, F Jul 1

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    The void I felt as I fell apart was, at least to what I could imagine in my mind, probably equal to what you felt when I'd left you in the hospital. I began to feel very sad. I...
    justderek justderek 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 11

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    SYNCHRONICITY--WHAT IS IT? WHY SHOULD YOU CARE?PREFACE RE ASTROPHYSICSI know I have sounded like a broken record at times, always insisting parapsychology and astrophysics are two...
    Ewizo Ewizo 56-60 6 days ago

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    i can't do tests, i get all nervous and my brain shuts down, i have a learners licences test in a few hours and i'm afraid i'll let my family down again the disappointment on...
    iloveyonannan iloveyonannan 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    How would I get an official diagnosis for psychopathy? Do you get diagnosed from a professional or is it intuition that would lead you to believe that you're a psychopath? How many...
    JoeVan JoeVan 16-17, M 6 Responses Jul 6

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    I'm not a psychologist but I want one to tell me what they think of this, it would be much appreciated: This is going to sound weird, but here it goes. When I was around 7 years...
    MyBrainIsWeird MyBrainIsWeird 22-25, F 4 days ago

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    There's a saying that epileptics are psychics. I have a strong sense of déjà vu, but that may not be related to bring psychic. I often apparently "read peoples mind" by...
    KMargatroid KMargatroid 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 7

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    I have no education in psychology however i've always had an interest as to why people act the way they do, i mean some thinks must have deeper meanings. i believe how people are...
    sidraa sidraa 16-17, F Jul 12

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    I've been to so many. Shattuck Estate (the mansion of the former U.S. President Herbert Hoover's attorney), Pilgrim State Psychiatric Facility, Kings Park Psychiatric Facility...
    lalalapolkadotsmmbop lalalapolkadotsmmbop 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we have no one to go to with our own...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I've written previous ep's relating to sociology and psychology and have had no success in what i wanted to achieve. I have no experience in sociology and psychology however i'm...
    sidraa sidraa 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    This is my first post on EP. I'm so glad I found this app! :) I was diagnosed with Adult ADHD (predominantly inattentive) in the summer of 2011. My first experience with...
    I4n3 I4n3 22-25, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    This is going to sound weird, but here it goes. When I was around 7 years old I was inappropriately touched by my older brother. I was sleeping in bed and I woke up to his hand in...
    MyBrainIsWeird MyBrainIsWeird 22-25, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    I am a closet psychedelic enthusiast. It has been some time since I last journeyed into hyperspace, and I am sad to say that the criminalisation of users has made me very cautious...
    drjacoby drjacoby 31-35, M Jun 29

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    when a person is using bad energy against you in a psychic attack they create an open channel for you to walk through that no spellwork can reverse, when you walk in with good...
    verndewd verndewd 41-45 1 Response Jul 8

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    "There are three layers of the human individual: his physiology, the body; his psychology, the mind; and his being, his eternal self. Love can exist on all the three planes, but...
    iJeetu iJeetu 26-30, M Jul 11

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    When I finally came open about my dad sexually abusing me, the police had taken me to my nan's where I lived ever since. I remember one of the days after the whole ordeal of police...
    BeautyOfSuffering BeautyOfSuffering 22-25, F Jul 12

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    I don't know if it has anything to do with being psychic, knowing I am a little more psychic than the average person. Sometimes when I'm riding around I suddenly feel a chill come...
    trippyprincess trippyprincess 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    You know what's ironic? We have the best brains of all animal species on earth, yet we're so easily tricked. Psychology is used all around us. Like pricing something 99,99 instead...
    Junkard Junkard 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 20

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    So allow me to explain. *ahem* I wouldn't say I'm psychic psychic but I have predicted things and they've come true. You see, there was this guy in my grade who everyone thought...
    littlestar33 littlestar33 16-17, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Not a psycho trust me OMG a psycho I just saw one They are more common then you think Eeeeekkkk
    Thedarkvaporeon Thedarkvaporeon 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    3 quotes to get us acting: You are heir to a dreadful past. Your heritage is a burning diamond in your hand. ... Every physician, shoemaker, mechanic or educator must know his...
    JavierHunting JavierHunting 18-21, M Jun 29

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    I met you at a bar in my hometown only six years ago. We barely knew each other but we got along like we'd known each other forever. You chased me around the bar with a pool cue...
    justderek justderek 22-25, M 1 Response Jun 29

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    I'd be at work and I'd get dizzy. I began throwing up driving down the road. I couldn't think straight. I was told that sometimes I'd go into work and I'd be yellow. I was afraid...
    justderek justderek 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 29

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