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    Well... Generally I Like Them But...

    I generally like using them to learn about myself but, not when they are used for employment screening.  Every time I take one, I try to second guess it... what is the test trying to capture.... what do I want the result to be.
    DancesWithDolphins DancesWithDolphins 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 9, 2008

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    I Lied

    I lied on my employment psych tests. It's just common sense to tell them what they want to hear.
    justjudyblue2 justjudyblue2 36-40, F Apr 20, 2008

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    Figuring Out Psych Tests

    not yet done any employment psych tests but done general ones on line and psychology tests for forensic and other stuff in fact my support worker said i was the most tested person she knew an i dont think she meant it as a compliment when they said it might be useful to do a...
    claracluck claracluck 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 13, 2007

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    Another Stoopid Test

    The Alexithymia test: Test Results: 126 Points You show high alexithymic traits Splendid. Thank you.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 22, 2013

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    This Is Just Wrong

    0-32: Below Average Your Empathy Quotient is: 14 You're less empathetic than the average person! If you scored around or below 20 you probably have Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism. So. Yeah. There's something wrong with this test.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 19, 2013

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    MMPI = Fraud

    According to a bunch of top notch " psychologists " who spent decades perfecting this test, I'm clinically insane. Apparently I have a strong inclination towards lying ( well I cheated a lot in this test, but that's not a reason to judge me). Well, it's my word, the 18 year-old...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 15, 2013

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    Actually I Hate These Stoopid Tests.

    Well, they all insist that I have gender identification issues. How dare they? It's not because I wish I'd been born with a penis that they have the right to judge me.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 14, 2013

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    Modified Mmpi

    I love taking them! I sail through every time. Why do them for employment ? I got a yellow this time....I knew i should have taken it in the morning,it was a rough day! I still got the job but now i want to retake it,soiled my reputation! lol
    redheadsrule redheadsrule 36-40, F Nov 19, 2007

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    Test

    Honestly, I like any type of tests. Personality tests, anything where I can talk about myself..that's why I love EP so much! It focuses on my favorite topic...ME!
    SweetbriarPoet SweetbriarPoet 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 25, 2008

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    People think that your soulmate is your perfect fit, and that's what everyone wants. But a true soulmate is a mirror, the person that shows you everything that is holding you back...
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    Well we should have a phone call next week to go back to UVA to see the neuropsychologist again and get The test results from the neur psych test. All the tests that my boyfriend...
    Diaperdragon Diaperdragon 36-40, M 1 day ago

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    I hate tests because they attempt to force you to conform and know the same knowledge instead of thinking for yourself and thinking analytically and critically!!
    eharber97 eharber97 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    Hi guys, I haven't posted in here for a couple of months so I thought I'd update you all on my life at the present moment! So since my last post, I had spoken with my teacher...
    BlackOpium BlackOpium 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    I'm not a psychopath. I am a neurotic, borderline, antisocial, dependent girl. I would like to get to know a psychopath. From a safe distance. Message me?
    thatbakerchik thatbakerchik 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I literally just realized that I don't love me husband anymore. We have two children and have been married 2 years but together for 10, he was 27and i was 19. Our relationship...
    idhaun idhaun 26-30, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    It was during the summer. I was out of school and house hopping since I had no stable home to go back to. It was a difficult year. I felt like dying every day. I had bouts of...
    starsheepie starsheepie 22-25, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    THE HUMAN SENTIPEDE (FIRST SEQUENCE). Gosh, the title looks intimidating when written in capitals. But if the first line is capitalized, it's easier for me to find the 'I Love...
    Tourion Tourion 22-25, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    What is the term for a person who sees between the lines in life? What is the term for a person who consciously sets in motion a string of events just to intercept it and make...
    Plouton3600 Plouton3600 18-21, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    There's a few terms that this kind of cinema also goes by, underground, avant - garde, non-narrative, personal, and so on. I'm beginning the 11th year of collecting on a strong...
    Deafning Deafning 36-40, M 4 days ago

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    *drumroll please* psychic test Q&A answers... 1. M - Owliegirl 2. Star - trumpeter 3. Grey - Idklol07 & TaraTG805 4. Bear - Nobody (though Enlightener was close lol) 5. Pain above...
    VeritasAequitas VeritasAequitas 31-35, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I know some people can't stand the mention of any sort of Psychic abilities and at first, I didn't. My fiancé hates the mention and gets extremely angered but I've said things in...
    SianElizabethAnn800 SianElizabethAnn800 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    I am with the love of my life. In 2002 we were good friends, then dated each other for a while, fell in love, only for us to get into a huge argument, part and go our separate...
    MartiniMagic MartiniMagic 36-40, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I once had a psychic conversation with a dudes ***... it was so bodacious it was talking to me
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Tom: I am searching for psycho the rapist. Jerry: It is psychotherapist you idiot!
    imawarrior7 imawarrior7 22-25, M a week ago

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    If you really want to have some psychic fun.. watch the position of the ISS over the whole world. The google map is moving in real time (but it's not live video. sorry) I hear...
    v0lition v0lition 41-45, F a week ago

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    A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog says: "This is great! Will I...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 6 Responses Feb 2

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    I'm back on a psych ward after being gone for just over a year. Initially I was on an "intensive care" unit where most things were restricted, including camera phones, which was...
    SolitaryFriend SolitaryFriend 36-40, M 1 Response Feb 2

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    This is my psychedelic experience post I hope you enjoy. Okay so after reading & researching online I decided to order some ingredients to make Ayahuasca tea(ps the ingredients are...
    Lygee Lygee 18-21, M Feb 1

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    Probably my favorite genre of books and one of my top fav in movies.
    Ordinarylady Ordinarylady 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 1

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    A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests came back normal so the doctor says, "Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 7 Responses Jan 31

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    Oh cheeky cheekyOh naughty sneakyYou're so perceptive and I wonder how you knew.But these finks don't walk too wellA bad sense of directionAnd so they stumble round in threesSuch...
    Deafning Deafning 36-40, M Jan 29

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    Intuitive, extra sensory perception, who knows what to call it. Sometimes the story unfolds right before me and I can see it as though it already happened. Doesn't happen with...
    v0lition v0lition 41-45, F 8 Responses Jan 29

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    A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day...
    hancockian hancockian 66-70, M 2 Responses Jan 29

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    Psychology moreso. I learned how to read using a psychology text book. I've been obsessed ever since.
    apresm0i apresm0i 26-30, F Jan 28

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    I was diagnosed as a psychopath five years ago, being at the age of eleven my mother thought it was absurd and just thought the doctor was lying, and treated me as normal. She got...
    123cordi 123cordi 22-25 1 Response Jan 26

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    ThThe world sees spots, and millions upon millions of dots, when it comes to Japanese artist Yayoi Kusama. The 86-year-old “Polka Dot Princess” has just been crowned...
    sogdianrock sogdianrock 56-60, M 1 Response Jan 24

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    Even though deep inside my mind that psychic readings are bogus but it sounds fun and interesting.
    DeadlyArsenic DeadlyArsenic 18-21, F Jan 23

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    Well I have seen many psychiatrists and mental health professionals and they all said I do not suffer from schizophrenia or any psychotic disorder ...so if doctors said this ..this...
    Inthedark16 Inthedark16 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 23

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