I Love Quick Wit

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 128 People

    Me: Do you want me to go annoy someone else?

    
I won't be offended.

 Him: no 
I just have no idea what the hell you're talking about 
and I am h***rny

 Me: What is a man?


    adianoeta adianoeta
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Dec 7, 2014

    Is It Witty?

    http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Admire-Wit-And-Intelligence/1115617
    imathinkin imathinkin
    51-55, F
    Jul 22, 2010

    THE DISTINCTION BETWEEN: "GUTS"

    and "BALLS" To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between the words "guts" and "balls." We've all heard about people having "guts" and "balls," but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to help...
    CurvesandClass CurvesandClass
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Jul 11, 2015

    Single Anyone?

    There is nothing quite like being with a guy who makes you smile, makes you laugh, who gets you. I suppose it would mean you get them too. I think that wit rates high up there for my idea of the perfect guy.On dating sites, you can't really tell whether or not someone is witty...
    imathinkin imathinkin
    51-55, F
    1 Response Dec 13, 2012

    I admire it but don't have an ounce of it.

    And usually those type of people turn out to be my bullies.
    QuestionMarks QuestionMarks
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Aug 2, 2015

    Quick Wit

    There is something affable about quick-witted individuals. I cannot help but admire them. I have been called witty and quick witted, I see that as a huge compliment. Oscar Wilde put it best- " I will not have a battle of wits with an unarmed man." That's how I feel when...
    AnimaliaAustralis AnimaliaAustralis
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 10, 2009

    My Goodness!

    If you can keep up with me based on a convo comprised mainly of quick wit, I will love you forever! (in a friendly way, unless you're my girlfriend) ^~^
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 22, 2010

    Quick Wittedness

    Quick wittedness,Love it,The quicker,The better.
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Oct 16, 2012

    Meeting Your Intellectual Match

    It's fun to be witty, to amuse people using your intelligence and knowledge and to flirt . But if you begin to hear the crickets chirp, realizing that the person you're having a conversation with isn't grasping your wittiness, you might come off as strange or pompous instead of...
    imathinkin imathinkin
    51-55, F
    2 Responses Nov 4, 2010
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