I Love Randomness

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    " Ain'T Nobody Got Time For That" Lmao

    No joke I think I just saw a crack head in Germantown. I am getting a pedicure and this lady who looks a hot mess and smells like straight up booze comes in and was like " can u give me a free massage? You guys give the best massages... Please... no .. I guess nobody go time for...
    Netabell Netabell
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 23, 2013

    Short, Or What?

    I dont, write long things, you see if your read, and read if you see, I write short, not tall, never long but briefly as possible to just barely get the point and leave so much to the imagination. So, Peaches are pears and apples and lemons and never step on a toad if it has...
    superstuff94 superstuff94
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jul 19, 2010

    What I Thought Of On The Last Day Of October

    OCTOBER 31st, thursday Sitting alone in a restaurant. Went out to eat one of my favorite dish. I always say its cool to be alone. Well not all the time. This again will be so random... Damn, this pork belly barbque is so damn good. Now i remember, he hates filipino foods. I...
    iamnotshy iamnotshy
    Oct 31, 2013

    I'm so hungry that my stomach hurts!

    ... Here I am, can't eat yet, so I'm rubbing my stomach and singing "Hust little baby don't you cry, if you stay quiet I'll give you a pie".
    Amusec Amusec
    26-30, F
    Dec 9, 2014

    Who Doesn't??

    I love a bit of randomness...lol..I think I am pretty random...jesus the world would be pretty damn boring if there wasn't a bit of randomness happenin from time to time haha
    NiRiada NiRiada
    22-25, F
    Apr 17, 2008


    Yea so i can often find myself in a conversation and totally change the subject with something so out there that everyones like huh? then laugh histarically, like just the other day was some serious conversation and i go so imagine tetris blocks falling outta the sky... I love...
    DirkyBear DirkyBear
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Dec 31, 2007

    Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro Chan

    My friend showed me this extremely sexy japanese anime called Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro Chan you should watch it.  Its about an angel who comes into a boy's life and she kills him a bunch of times with her giant spiked mace then brings him alive with her angel powers, and she...
    DudeWithAMohawk DudeWithAMohawk
    18-21, M
    Feb 2, 2012

    Recently, I've been getting bored,

    so I started teaching myself to speak in reverse. It's actually really fun. :) :) I'm getting the hang of it, and the words are clear, but it sounds like I have a foreign accent when I reverse it, so I still need to work on it. lol
    deleted deleted
    Jan 16, 2016

    Randomness Is the Beez Neez...

    Gotta love RANDOMNESS... tis what makes the world go round... at least in mine =P... I love it when randomness makes me smile during the course of the day for no reason at all. Whether it be human induced or spontaneous, randomness is the beez neez =P
    sunnysoul13 sunnysoul13
    22-25, F
    May 9, 2009

    Bowling Shoes.

    I hate that "randomness" has become associated with boredom. If you were truly random you'd realize that there's sort of a chaotic, crazy art behind it all. It's being spontaneous and playing with expectations. Now if you excuse me, I left my ferret on the stove and it'd be a...
    Girlonwire Girlonwire
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 4, 2011

    I Was Walking Down The Street One Day

    and i came to the conclusion that i am insane in the membrane, you see i have this feeling of utter complacency and i love to just sniff the willow trees whilst hugging the air as i frolick through the green meadows that are so buoyantly beautiful within my mind,,,the visual...
    amyriadofmelodies amyriadofmelodies
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Apr 10, 2011

    The Most Amusing Part of My Personality.

    I am one of the most random people you will probably ever have a conversation with. I have a habit of talking about one subject, and a few minutes later, start talking about something totally different. Now, the reason behind this is because, my brain will go from point a to...
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 18, 2008

    if you google image search 'dogs standing on

    things' its the same dog standing on lots of different things
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    Sep 9, 2014

    me lied, I back...hi.

    ..now it bye XD
    stardancer99 stardancer99
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 19, 2015

    My Friends

    my friends are totally random! It's hilarious! Random makes everything fun. Like there's this game me and my friends play and you have to shout a random word out loud in 3 seconds or less. It cannot be related to the other person's word at all. It's really hard! But fun, too!
    socalledvampire socalledvampire
    18-21, F
    Dec 2, 2008

    ahh randomness... its cool to be random

    and do random things. hehe... :P
    SweetAlone13 SweetAlone13
    18-21, F
    Apr 10, 2014

    Describe yourself in five words Mine?

    -shy - quirky -gorgeous -dorky - spas
    refuse2bnorm refuse2bnorm
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 9, 2015

    Is it wrong to say that I hate Christmas?

    I've tried liking it, I swear but it's so overrated (in my opinion). Does anyone else hate Christmas? And why?
    Amusec Amusec
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 25, 2014
    5SammichredIsBaeAsf 5SammichredIsBaeAsf
    22-25, M
    1 Response Oct 31, 2015

    If you wanna see something random watch

    Filthyfrank videos on YouTube
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    Jun 14, 2014

    The Picture :)

    I just joined this group because its picture is the epitome of awesome! Like the random word i used there? And also being random is what im known for
    jawdrop jawdrop
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Jun 3, 2011

    We are all worms. Though I do believe,

    I am a glow-worm. ~Winston Churchill~ :)
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    1 Response Oct 21, 2015

    When you live in the Caribbean 70 degrees is

    actually pretty cold! I can't move! Haha
    Amusec Amusec
    26-30, F
    Dec 11, 2014


    www.herpy.net/gallery. ^^I found this REALLY sexy website called Herpy. I get hard everytime I visit it. You can look at pictures, view videos, and some are even interactive! It has people, reptiles, dinosaurs, dragons, and even pokemon having sex.
    DudeWithAMohawk DudeWithAMohawk
    18-21, M
    Feb 25, 2012

    Some Random Stuff I Somehow Still Remember

    Back in like third grade there was this one kid that obviously lived on a farm and was bit rough around the edges but funny as hell! This kid would blurt out the most random stuff in the middle of class it was always priceless. One day in the middle of math our teacher was...
    jboarder64L jboarder64L
    26-30, M
    Apr 10, 2010


    I don't do much on EP anymore, but I am on deviantART quite often. It is a website where people post art and stories. My username is TheTapir. I make digital art (sprites), take screenshots from video games, and write stories (like on EP). Check me out if you'd like. Feel...
    DudeWithAMohawk DudeWithAMohawk
    18-21, M
    Oct 7, 2013

    I love when someone will be having a serious

    conversation about something and then someone saids something totally random and so funny makes my day <3
    deleted deleted
    May 2, 2015

    I was applying for a new job today,

    and one of the HR recruiters that contacted me today was named Pinchus lol! What kind of name is that?
    deleted deleted
    Jul 13, 2015

    So about a couple of hours ago,

    I was baby sitting for some couple I had met at my mother's church. It all came about in quite a coincidental way actually. You see, I was volunteering as a Sunday school teacher for ages 4-11, and like usual my classes were comprised of jokes that actually taught them.(I'm...
    yourguardingangel yourguardingangel
    22-25, M
    Nov 29, 2013


    randomness is awesome, and I would die in boring, shadowy places without it. I have so much fun with it. PIe!!!!!!!!!!!!!! random>>>>>>>>ha he ho how wow.
    Spicyhot Spicyhot
    Dec 1, 2008
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    Jul 23, 2014

    RANDOMNESS Rocks!! Ooh Tacos!!

    Hehehehe I LOVE RANDOMNESS!!! yesh.. very very much. If we didnt have random people like me the world would be horribly dull and no fun! Plus when being random u see people smile! >_> the marshmellows are coming after me!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!  Well...
    GrunBun GrunBun
    18-21, F
    Nov 29, 2008


    ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????ho...bye...15e82920r747392...bored7r64738292:-) :-( ;-) :-P =-O :-[ :- :'( :-D :-! :-$ :' -( :-)) :-| :-* :~ =:O :-} >:) (:V) gonna go,now c ya XD
    stardancer99 stardancer99
    18-21, F
    Feb 19, 2015

    Weirdest Dream Ever

    I used to remember dreams so well, but since last year I haven't remembered one dream I had.  For some odd reason I die in almost every one of my dreams.  I'm going to share the most random, detailed dream I can remember, which I had a few years ago.  In my dream, my friends...
    DudeWithAMohawk DudeWithAMohawk
    18-21, M
    Feb 2, 2012

    I Love Randomness and Weirdness

    we are all unique, just be yourself, embrace your individuality, i always respect those who place their mark instead of trying to be just like everyone else so go ahead, laugh inappropriately, dress how you like,do something different - express yourself
    Donalh Donalh
    22-25, M
    4 Responses Sep 8, 2008

    Alright universe, you are mocking me

    so magnificently that I may just plunge my head into an abyss. Have a good laugh my friend, for you obviously are the devil.
    Lunarflowerrr Lunarflowerrr
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 30, 2014
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