I Love Ruminations And Deep Thoughts

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    Jack Handy Was Deep With The Thoughts

    "Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff." "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." "Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak...
    letmeusethisname letmeusethisname
    41-45, M
    Oct 27, 2010

    Yes I Do

    For those that truly get to know me, they find out soon enough, that I love to think. It's what I do everyday, without fail. I can get lost in my own thoughts, and frequently go off on a tangent into completely different thoughts from the previous one. I like to think about...
    Infinite9 Infinite9
    70+, F
    May 21, 2012

    I Need More Jack Handy Like I Need More Cowbell...

    “My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth - that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him.” Jack Handy &ldquo...
    AnonymouslyWritten AnonymouslyWritten
    41-45, M
    1 Response Oct 24, 2010

    Honestly, My Own Ruminations...

    Honestly, there is something in my brain, that when I go to the store, buy a ton of stuff and take it home. It's like one half of my brain makes a bet with the other half. That I CAN carry every single item I just bought and used a shopping cart to get it to my truck, into my...
    AnonymouslyWritten AnonymouslyWritten
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Oct 26, 2010

    A Rumi-nation

    If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, those PETA people would be all over your *** in a heartbeat.
    letmeusethisname letmeusethisname
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Oct 29, 2010

    Deeeeeeeeeeeep Thoughts, By Jack Handy

    "Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it." "I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should...
    letmeusethisname letmeusethisname
    41-45, M
    1 Response Oct 24, 2010

    I was watching this movie,

    and I read that famous quote by Rumi~ outbeyond the ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field, I'll meet you there~ I was astounded and felt a spark in me the moment I read those words... Those words hit me hard and for the first time I understood what those words...
    Sprinklingwaters Sprinklingwaters
    22-25, F
    Sep 30, 2014
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