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I Love Sarcasm, Irony and Dark Humor

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    shellseagirl shellseagirl 41-45, F 1 Response May 30

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    That'S Right.

    Using sarcasm is a big deal in my life. Not everyone catches on to it, but then I usually have to break it down to them. Most of the time when I say something sarcastic , you can tell by the tone of my voice.... But some people still just don't get it -__-.I have a strange sense...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 6, 2013

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    It Is Every Where Around Us

    A prime example of what I am talking about would be a sign that I saw at a local municipal building. It was posted about six feet up and was written in bold letters. It stated simply, "If you are blind you can request help reading forms." Just who the hell is that sign for? Would...
    lyricaldemise lyricaldemise 36-40 Feb 27, 2013

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    They say that texting

    and driving is more dangerous than driving drunk but I only text and drive when I'm drunk. It usually something like "hit another kid, lol, off to buy more whisky."
    passion4writing passion4writing 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 12, 2013

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    I said "dark, but not creepy".

    It told me to make my story longer! I wonder if this is long enough. Or maybe now....surely now.... here is an example... I am trying to give up sexual innuendo...but it's hard....so hard!
    shellseagirl shellseagirl 41-45, F 2 Responses May 23

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    All The Time

    It all just comes naturally to me for some reason.
    orderedchaos orderedchaos 22-25, M Aug 14, 2013

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    Love It....

    love it...I am this way to a point as well....just part of my personality, I make sure I do not go over board or offend anyone with it, but it is a prt of who I am.
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 9, 2010

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    Too Much

    I do love it. It makes me smile.  
    luvme23 luvme23 36-40, F Mar 14, 2013

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    A Goodie Revisited

    The Light turned yellow... The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 18, 2011

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    Very Much So

    I dwell in this realm most often, so much so that people think of me as rude at times when I'm usually just being sarcastic. And I think some dark musings are just genius. I do enjoy and love the type of humor I have....no matter if anyone dislikes it. I am me and I know who I...
    EmotionalPrincess EmotionalPrincess 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    Weird

    Most ironic word in English. It violates the "I" before "E" rule and is thus spelled weird.
    krool1969 krool1969 41-45, M Apr 4, 2012

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    tinahyena tinahyena 22-25, F Feb 25

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    Comedians

    My favourite genre of comedy is dark... And by far stand up comics. People like Dylan Moran, Billy Connelly, John Cleese - comedians like those guys bemoan society for an hour and all I can do is laugh and laugh... But what they're talking about is deep too... It changes my...
    SpiritusMundi SpiritusMundi 18-21, F Aug 29, 2012

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    Here's Something Ironic

    When people use the word "utopia", they're usually referring to some sort of paradise. Well, here's the ironic thing, in Greek, "utopia" means "no place".
    girlanonymous girlanonymous 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 1, 2011

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    Irony In Everyday Life.

    Me: "PLEASE, stop acting so childish and just pick the damn clothes up!" Sister, 10 yrs old: *stomps foot on the floor and makes the pout of a five-year old* "I am NOT childish!" Me: *raises eyebrow, sighs and walks out, grumbling* oh sure, not at aall.... *shakes head* sarcasm...
    peanlo peanlo 18-21, F 3 Responses May 7, 2011

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    Oh I Just Love Sarcastic People Hehe

    I don't know about you but for me sarcastic people are funny they can be irritating for some but not me...
    Simmone Simmone 26-30 4 Responses Aug 30, 2009

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    I just love all the humorous jackasses out

    there. People seem to be a little bit too sensitive nowadays. Love to all the people who make me laugh and can take a joke. Nothing more to say :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 23

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    I hate it when someone

    who doesn’t speak sarcasm has to comment and ruin my posts.
    ThePinkP0werRanger ThePinkP0werRanger 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 28

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    Don't Settle

    To all you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her love, Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Aug 8, 2011

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    I Will Never Be Perfect But I Will Always Be Unique

    As i've growned older i realized that its impossible to please everyone. But ******* everyone off is jus a piece of cake..
    mavie22 mavie22 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 6, 2013

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    But I Can't Explain Why, Or What I Particularly Like About This Kind of Humour

    The most absurd part of my belonging to this category, however, is that I still can't think of a single, good example to illustrate what I like about these forms of humour, and why I like them.  Therefore, you'll just have to trust I know what I'm talking about when I say I...
    UnderEli UnderEli 41-45, M 7 Responses Jul 26, 2009

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    Irony?

    .3
    westsideblues1 westsideblues1 41-45, F 8 Responses Jul 6, 2012

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    Is There Any Other?

    The only real humor you will get out of me is dark, sarcastic, and usually jokingly scathing. It's the best kind of humor to me. I love knowing how to cut someone down and having them laugh their *** off while they are returning the barbs. Some of my best friends that I joke...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 8, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    I saw a video on how babies develop in the womb and then come out of a woman's vagina.... And it gave me a headache and an anxiety attack. I'm gonna just adopt. **** it
    curlyjaz curlyjaz 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    It's an amazing show! I love the cartoon style and the repeating dark humor in it. The twists and turns in each episode is very pleasing and I love to cuddle up next to my...
    Driftyftw Driftyftw 16-17, F Aug 9

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    "like a cheshire" her iron words rusted in the rain so we had to sit in the hot afternoon restoring the image she had painted with a sweet turn of phrase dazzled by the sunlight i...
    mudmen mudmen 46-50 6 days ago

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    Sonnet XVII (I do not love you) By Pablo Neruda.I first heard the sonnet in the movie Patch Adams, and thought it was beautiful. I plan to say these words as my vows when i get...
    Ally95xx Ally95xx 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 16

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    When i was really into being goth i was told by a lot of people that they had always wanted a dark princess and fantasized about goth girls with fangs (which i had) i don't do the...
    jesikahluv jesikahluv 18-21, F 6 Responses Aug 11

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    Girls, I would love to hear your dark sides about sex. Things that you have done or would like to have done to you
    csmith989 csmith989 26-30, M Aug 10

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    Ever since I was a kid I loved sitting in the dark all cosy and warm watching the lightning and listening to the rain and Thunder, I get such a feeling of being safe and having...
    Wheels64 Wheels64 46-50, M Aug 19

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    They say laughter is the best medicine. Well if that's true, then making people laugh, must be therapeutic for the individual who makes them laugh. If I can go into a boring...
    ChrisAJ1970 ChrisAJ1970 41-45, M a week ago

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    See, yesterday my instructor had got upset and called me disrespectful. All because I made a sarcastic comment. I was wondering why she was so butt hurt, but then I realized it...
    CharleeLuv CharleeLuv 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 6

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    I have a very caustic, biting, dry sense of humor. And being sarcastic I'm response to idiotic ignorance is a prime specialty of mine. And if someone really ticks me off, I know...
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    We don't need no education We dont need no thought control No dark sarcasm in the classroom Teachers leave them kids alone Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone! All in all it's...
    rehn65 rehn65 16-17, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    So, I was just answering a question from shineon09 about doing grocery cart ballet. It reminded me so much of something I used to do with my ex. When he would come home from work...
    1MagicalMystery 1MagicalMystery 31-35, F Aug 11

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    Michelle Obama told a joke about men they didn't find funny. That's hilarious theguardian.com, Friday 8 August 2014 Jessica Valenti When I saw that Michelle Obama joked at the...
    sogdianrock sogdianrock 51-55, M 1 Response Aug 15

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    In my opinion I think a sense of humor is one of the most important things a guy can Utilize if he's trying to attract a woman. When I'm on dates I try to make a joke so I can...
    lunalight21 lunalight21 18-21, F Aug 11

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    Though, what makes a person dark? Is it the dark thoughts? What ARE dark thoughts? I've never really pondered about this idea so much before. I mean, I know that I'm a dark person...
    Celal Celal 18-21, F Aug 12

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    Well, I live in Europe, never really met an Native American in person, but since i was about 11 i was obsessed about their culture. About their past and present. I actually went on...
    anouk33 anouk33 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 16

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    An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten. - Constance Rourke
    marklovescoffee marklovescoffee 46-50, M 1 Response a week ago

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    When I was very young my grandparents used to watch my younger sister and I. My grandmother, who was an amazing woman that I miss very much, told me when you don't know what to do...
    lilHuman lilHuman 22-25, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    "Shake It Out" Florence and the Machine Regrets collect like old friends Here to relive your darkest moments I can see no way, I can see no way And all of the ghouls come out to...
    Accebere Accebere 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 5

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    "Maps" I miss the taste of a sweeter life I miss the conversation I’m searching for a song tonight I’m changing all of the stations I like to think that we had it all We drew...
    cchristinaa cchristinaa 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    And if I had a comment I wouldn't post what I'm listening to instead :) Within Temptation: Shot In The DarkI’ve been left out alone like a damn criminalI’ve been...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M Aug 16

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    Maroon 5 Maps I miss the taste of a sweeter life I miss the conversation I’m searching for a song tonight I’m changing all of the stations I like to think that we...
    TornLove82 TornLove82 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    Lord, Lord, Why did you make me black?Why did you make me someone the world wants to hold back? Black is the colour of dirty clothes; the colour of grimy hands and feet. Black...
    freezywater freezywater 41-45, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    So much love to Adam Levine for writing this very, very beautiful song. Your words describe perfectly what I ache to say. Thank you writing this song. <3 Please don't see just...
    AngelAisha AngelAisha 22-25, F Aug 17

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    I have been told i am the horror movie expert so i have decided to prove it by naming them all A-Z (i have seen all the movies listed) 13teen 13 Ghosts 1408 28 Days Later 28...
    jennylontay148 jennylontay148 18-21, F 10 Responses Aug 18

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    Yes. I have a dark side. Not depression type dark side. Physchopathic dark side. I would just love to sink my teeth into your flesh and tear you apart. That would be a dream come...
    DarknessFalls101 DarknessFalls101 13-15, F 5 Responses Aug 5

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