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I Love Sarcasm, Irony and Dark Humor

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    A Goodie Revisited

    The Light turned yellow... The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 18, 2011

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    today on the bus I passed a sign

    that said Annil todas unisex. I'm sure we can all agree on howbis read that. I literally chuckled. people of course looked at me like I was one of the crazies. and they would probably be correct
    greeneyz83 greeneyz83 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 21

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    Hyphenated...... Non-hyphenated.

    ... Ironic isn't it!
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 3

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    My Boss hates it when I shorten his name to

    ****... It could be they way I say it or maybe because his name is Steve
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    Is There Any Other?

    The only real humor you will get out of me is dark, sarcastic, and usually jokingly scathing. It's the best kind of humor to me. I love knowing how to cut someone down and having them laugh their *** off while they are returning the barbs. Some of my best friends that I joke...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 8, 2011

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    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M Mar 26

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    Love It....

    love it...I am this way to a point as well....just part of my personality, I make sure I do not go over board or offend anyone with it, but it is a prt of who I am.
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 9, 2010

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    Irony In Everyday Life.

    Me: "PLEASE, stop acting so childish and just pick the damn clothes up!" Sister, 10 yrs old: *stomps foot on the floor and makes the pout of a five-year old* "I am NOT childish!" Me: *raises eyebrow, sighs and walks out, grumbling* oh sure, not at aall.... *shakes head* sarcasm...
    peanlo peanlo 18-21, F 3 Responses May 7, 2011

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    Don't Settle

    To all you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her love, Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Aug 8, 2011

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    Something about this just seems awesome to me.

    It also makes me want to make a "you're so poor" joke.
    m3mb3r1 m3mb3r1 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 23, 2014

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    They say that texting

    and driving is more dangerous than driving drunk but I only text and drive when I'm drunk. It usually something like "hit another kid, lol, off to buy more whisky."
    passion4writing passion4writing 22-25, M Dec 12, 2013

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    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 5 Responses Mar 7

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    I Will Never Be Perfect But I Will Always Be Unique

    As i've growned older i realized that its impossible to please everyone. But ******* everyone off is jus a piece of cake..
    mavie22 mavie22 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 6, 2013

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    Callllie Callllie 70+, F 1 Response Oct 26, 2014

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    It Is Every Where Around Us

    A prime example of what I am talking about would be a sign that I saw at a local municipal building. It was posted about six feet up and was written in bold letters. It stated simply, "If you are blind you can request help reading forms." Just who the hell is that sign for? Would...
    lyricaldemise lyricaldemise 36-40, T 1 Response Feb 27, 2013

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    Irony?

    .3
    westsideblues1 westsideblues1 41-45, F 7 Responses Jul 6, 2012

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    That'S Right.

    Using sarcasm is a big deal in my life. Not everyone catches on to it, but then I usually have to break it down to them. Most of the time when I say something sarcastic , you can tell by the tone of my voice.... But some people still just don't get it -__-.I have a strange sense...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 6, 2013

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    I just love all the humorous jackasses out

    there. People seem to be a little bit too sensitive nowadays. Love to all the people who make me laugh and can take a joke. Nothing more to say :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 23, 2014

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    dancarew0548 dancarew0548 18-21, M Mar 17

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    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M Mar 18

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    Oh I Just Love Sarcastic People Hehe

    I don't know about you but for me sarcastic people are funny they can be irritating for some but not me...
    Simmone Simmone 26-30 4 Responses Aug 30, 2009

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    Here's Something Ironic

    When people use the word "utopia", they're usually referring to some sort of paradise. Well, here's the ironic thing, in Greek, "utopia" means "no place".
    girlanonymous girlanonymous 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 1, 2011

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    Megsupermario Megsupermario 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 5

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    Very Much So

    I dwell in this realm most often, so much so that people think of me as rude at times when I'm usually just being sarcastic. And I think some dark musings are just genius. I do enjoy and love the type of humor I have....no matter if anyone dislikes it. I am me and I know who I...
    RationalCutie RationalCutie 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    But I Can't Explain Why, Or What I Particularly Like About This Kind of Humour

    The most absurd part of my belonging to this category, however, is that I still can't think of a single, good example to illustrate what I like about these forms of humour, and why I like them.  Therefore, you'll just have to trust I know what I'm talking about when I say I...
    UnderEli UnderEli 46-50, M 7 Responses Jul 26, 2009

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    tinahyena tinahyena 22-25, F Feb 25, 2014

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    Callllie Callllie 70+, F 1 Response Oct 28, 2014

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    The most ****** up joke life will play on you

    is letting you meet the right person at the wrong time.
    cat20079 cat20079 36-40, M 6 Responses Mar 9

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    Weird

    Most ironic word in English. It violates the "I" before "E" rule and is thus spelled weird.
    krool1969 krool1969 41-45, M Apr 4, 2012

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    A man goes out for the night hoping he's going

    to get lucky. A Woman goes out knowing if she will..
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 5 Responses Apr 5

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    Comedians

    My favourite genre of comedy is dark... And by far stand up comics. People like Dylan Moran, Billy Connelly, John Cleese - comedians like those guys bemoan society for an hour and all I can do is laugh and laugh... But what they're talking about is deep too... It changes my...
    SpiritusMundi SpiritusMundi 18-21, F Aug 29, 2012

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    All The Time

    It all just comes naturally to me for some reason.
    orderedchaos orderedchaos 22-25, M Aug 14, 2013

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    Too Much

    I do love it. It makes me smile.  
    luvme23 luvme23 36-40, F Mar 14, 2013

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    Related Experiences

    I love to look out at the night or preferably to be out in it. There are several environments I love at night. I love the suburbs because there is always an air of tranquility and...
    omutsukimi omutsukimi 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    I love the night and the dark , but sometimes I try to avoid it because it brings another side of me . Sometimes it's like I have no control over myself or what I do.
    c22dancer c22dancer 22-25, F May 20

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    i love darkness and the night because it makes me feel safe and i can think clearly and be the real me and i love it!
    zaynabo zaynabo 18-21, F 2 Responses May 20

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    May the fourth be with you all!
    storyteller4u2 storyteller4u2 51-55, M May 4

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    Damn...it's half over and I just received the notice!
    Dance4Me Dance4Me 26-30, F 2 Responses May 15

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    Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses May 18

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    Sitting or looking outside is when I feel most peaceful
    omutsukimi omutsukimi 18-21, M May 19

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    “I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.” ― Pablo Neruda, 100 Love Sonnets
    BackedByNeeds BackedByNeeds 36-40, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I love surfing in the dark. Dropping in on a wave you can't see is amazing.
    Losinghopeforever Losinghopeforever 41-45, M May 5

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    Something about a guy with a true sense of humor. Not even the cracking lame jokes kind, but a true raw sense of humor, and I think that comes with knowing a lot about the world...
    deleted deleted 26-30 a week ago

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    Tell me if this is a good story.Just comment a good or bad please PLEASE. IM 13 AND I WANT THIS TO BE KEPT AS MINE. DONT STEAL IT. Sometimes, when I go to the bathroom at the end...
    oneinforty oneinforty 16-17, F May 3

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    "There’s something about sitting alone in the dark that reminds you how big the world really is, and how far apart we all are. The stars look like they’re so close, you...
    WithinTheHeart WithinTheHeart 36-40, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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