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I Love Sarcasm, Irony and Dark Humor

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    Oh I Just Love Sarcastic People Hehe

    I don't know about you but for me sarcastic people are funny they can be irritating for some but not me...
    Simmone Simmone 26-30 4 Responses Aug 30, 2009

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    Irony In Everyday Life.

    Me: "PLEASE, stop acting so childish and just pick the damn clothes up!" Sister, 10 yrs old: *stomps foot on the floor and makes the pout of a five-year old* "I am NOT childish!" Me: *raises eyebrow, sighs and walks out, grumbling* oh sure, not at aall.... *shakes head* sarcasm...
    peanlo peanlo 18-21, F 3 Responses May 7, 2011

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    I Will Never Be Perfect But I Will Always Be Unique

    As i've growned older i realized that its impossible to please everyone. But ******* everyone off is jus a piece of cake..
    mavie22 mavie22 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 6, 2013

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    Weird

    Most ironic word in English. It violates the "I" before "E" rule and is thus spelled weird.
    krool1969 krool1969 41-45, M Apr 4, 2012

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    Something about this just seems awesome to me.

    It also makes me want to make a "you're so poor" joke.
    m3mb3r1 m3mb3r1 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 23, 2014

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    A Goodie Revisited

    The Light turned yellow... The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 18, 2011

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    tinahyena tinahyena 22-25, F Feb 25, 2014

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    Don't Settle

    To all you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her love, Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Aug 8, 2011

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    They say that texting

    and driving is more dangerous than driving drunk but I only text and drive when I'm drunk. It usually something like "hit another kid, lol, off to buy more whisky."
    passion4writing passion4writing 22-25, M Dec 12, 2013

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    It Is Every Where Around Us

    A prime example of what I am talking about would be a sign that I saw at a local municipal building. It was posted about six feet up and was written in bold letters. It stated simply, "If you are blind you can request help reading forms." Just who the hell is that sign for? Would...
    lyricaldemise lyricaldemise 36-40, T 1 Response Feb 27, 2013

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    Too Much

    I do love it. It makes me smile.  
    luvme23 luvme23 36-40, F Mar 14, 2013

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    Here's Something Ironic

    When people use the word "utopia", they're usually referring to some sort of paradise. Well, here's the ironic thing, in Greek, "utopia" means "no place".
    girlanonymous girlanonymous 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 1, 2011

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    with my luck, the light at the end of the

    tunnel is the oncoming train.
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 24, 2014

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    Very Much So

    I dwell in this realm most often, so much so that people think of me as rude at times when I'm usually just being sarcastic. And I think some dark musings are just genius. I do enjoy and love the type of humor I have....no matter if anyone dislikes it. I am me and I know who I...
    RationalCutie RationalCutie 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    Callllie Callllie 70+, F 1 Response Oct 28, 2014

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    Megsupermario Megsupermario 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 5

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    Is There Any Other?

    The only real humor you will get out of me is dark, sarcastic, and usually jokingly scathing. It's the best kind of humor to me. I love knowing how to cut someone down and having them laugh their *** off while they are returning the barbs. Some of my best friends that I joke...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 8, 2011

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    today on the bus I passed a sign

    that said Annil todas unisex. I'm sure we can all agree on howbis read that. I literally chuckled. people of course looked at me like I was one of the crazies. and they would probably be correct
    greeneyz83 greeneyz83 31-35, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    Love It....

    love it...I am this way to a point as well....just part of my personality, I make sure I do not go over board or offend anyone with it, but it is a prt of who I am.
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 9, 2010

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    Irony?

    .3
    westsideblues1 westsideblues1 41-45, F 8 Responses Jul 6, 2012

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    I just love all the humorous jackasses out

    there. People seem to be a little bit too sensitive nowadays. Love to all the people who make me laugh and can take a joke. Nothing more to say :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 23, 2014

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    That'S Right.

    Using sarcasm is a big deal in my life. Not everyone catches on to it, but then I usually have to break it down to them. Most of the time when I say something sarcastic , you can tell by the tone of my voice.... But some people still just don't get it -__-.I have a strange sense...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 6, 2013

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    Comedians

    My favourite genre of comedy is dark... And by far stand up comics. People like Dylan Moran, Billy Connelly, John Cleese - comedians like those guys bemoan society for an hour and all I can do is laugh and laugh... But what they're talking about is deep too... It changes my...
    SpiritusMundi SpiritusMundi 18-21, F Aug 29, 2012

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    But I Can't Explain Why, Or What I Particularly Like About This Kind of Humour

    The most absurd part of my belonging to this category, however, is that I still can't think of a single, good example to illustrate what I like about these forms of humour, and why I like them.  Therefore, you'll just have to trust I know what I'm talking about when I say I...
    UnderEli UnderEli 41-45, M 7 Responses Jul 26, 2009

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    All The Time

    It all just comes naturally to me for some reason.
    orderedchaos orderedchaos 22-25, M Aug 14, 2013

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    Callllie Callllie 70+, F 1 Response Oct 26, 2014

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    Related Experiences

    I believe a sense of humor can brighten your day, especially if you make a friend with the same sense of humor as you. Whether its a strange sense of humor or a normal one, :)
    Anth1290 Anth1290 22-25, M Jan 3

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    I enjoy having conversations with anyone who has a good sense of humor. It makes conversations flow and easy and hilarious :) cause I myself always try my best to have a good sense...
    Likeylalayys Likeylalayys 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 2

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    having a great time with person who has great sense of humor even kills depression. i love funny friends.
    juryandrews juryandrews 31-35, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Because we can feel happy again even if we just had a bad day!! Hope someone are laughing looking at this picture XD
    JerryJerryA JerryJerryA 31-35, F 9 hrs ago

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    Lol I still can't stop laughing!!!
    JerryJerryA JerryJerryA 31-35, F 7 hrs ago

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    What did the mean person say to the nice person during dinner? "Pass me the insult and pepper." Why does this make me giggle..
    SunGun SunGun 16-17 Jan 6

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    These EP users are Salty XD
    mstv1112 mstv1112 13-15, F Jan 6

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    EP is full of so many ******* Viagra Poppin' Salty Old *** Men
    mstv1112 mstv1112 13-15, F Jan 7

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    I love being it extreme dark. I find it very relaxing. Your eyesight is nolonger needed so you just rely on touch and hearing. As long as you know your surroundings you are...
    CaptainMidnight CaptainMidnight 61-65, M 5 days ago

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    "I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret. Between the shadow and the soul." - Pablo Neruda
    SensualPassionbbw SensualPassionbbw 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 7

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    "I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret. Between the shadow and the soul." - Author Unknown
    SensualPassionbbw SensualPassionbbw 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 7

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    I have a dry sense of humor. Sometimes some people can't tell when I'm joking and get mad at me. I feel like no one gets my sarcasm.
    Animefan92 Animefan92 22-25, F 5 Responses Jan 2

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    I'm independent but I'm not a woman. I joined this group to write a post about my lover. While it's true I'm independent, she, I believe is more so. We seldom are different from...
    Bound2You Bound2You 18-21, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I try to keep it in check, as I truly don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I prefer to surround myself with people who appreciate it, rather than are offended by it. I have...
    SavannahAnsley SavannahAnsley 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 10

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    My gay bff and I, through the years, have grown separate ways, moving on with our lives. When I was a fresh widow, he was my comforter; when he was broken-hearted, jilted by his...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 6 Responses Jan 15

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    I like everything to be dark though! a man with chocolatey skin deep velvety brown eyes dark hair and tall!!! so tall I can still wear heels and he'd be at least an inch or two...
    pgtg13 pgtg13 13-15, F Jan 7

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    Trust & treason There is a fine line between trust and treason, never see me dance with demons,close to death see my past lives when im dreaming, you cant put a price on freedom...
    lifeaintshit lifeaintshit 18-21, M Jan 6

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    "Crystal Ball"Drinking wine and thinking bliss, is on the other side of thisI just need a compass and a willing accompliceAll my doubts that fill my head cascading up and down...
    WithGracefulness WithGracefulness 46-50, F 5 days ago

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    Boredd..... "For every dark night there's a brighter day"
    FadingStarrr FadingStarrr 16-17, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I've been friends with her the longest time. I called her every day, and loved every minute of it. We share a lot of the same interests, but just enough difference to keep things...
    BadCatholic BadCatholic 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 30, 2014

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    Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 19

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    For anyone who hasn't tried this yet, grab a friend and play a game called "story builder". Its best via messaging or texting but I guess it could work in person too. Even if you...
    DanBurnett DanBurnett 16-17, M Jan 8

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    For the engineers out there.. For years the electrical utility companies have led the public to believe they were in business to supply electricity to the c