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I Love Sarcasm, Irony and Dark Humor

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    It Is Every Where Around Us

    A prime example of what I am talking about would be a sign that I saw at a local municipal building. It was posted about six feet up and was written in bold letters. It stated simply, "If you are blind you can request help reading forms." Just who the hell is that sign for? Would...
    lyricaldemise lyricaldemise 36-40, T Feb 27, 2013

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    with my luck, the light at the end of the

    tunnel is the oncoming train.
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Very Much So

    I dwell in this realm most often, so much so that people think of me as rude at times when I'm usually just being sarcastic. And I think some dark musings are just genius. I do enjoy and love the type of humor I have....no matter if anyone dislikes it. I am me and I know who I...
    RationalCutie RationalCutie 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    Is There Any Other?

    The only real humor you will get out of me is dark, sarcastic, and usually jokingly scathing. It's the best kind of humor to me. I love knowing how to cut someone down and having them laugh their *** off while they are returning the barbs. Some of my best friends that I joke...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 8, 2011

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    I Will Never Be Perfect But I Will Always Be Unique

    As i've growned older i realized that its impossible to please everyone. But ******* everyone off is jus a piece of cake..
    mavie22 mavie22 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 6, 2013

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    Irony In Everyday Life.

    Me: "PLEASE, stop acting so childish and just pick the damn clothes up!" Sister, 10 yrs old: *stomps foot on the floor and makes the pout of a five-year old* "I am NOT childish!" Me: *raises eyebrow, sighs and walks out, grumbling* oh sure, not at aall.... *shakes head* sarcasm...
    peanlo peanlo 18-21, F 3 Responses May 7, 2011

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    Callllie Callllie 70+, F 1 Response Oct 28

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    Oh I Just Love Sarcastic People Hehe

    I don't know about you but for me sarcastic people are funny they can be irritating for some but not me...
    Simmone Simmone 26-30 4 Responses Aug 30, 2009

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    All The Time

    It all just comes naturally to me for some reason.
    orderedchaos orderedchaos 22-25, M Aug 14, 2013

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    I just love all the humorous jackasses out

    there. People seem to be a little bit too sensitive nowadays. Love to all the people who make me laugh and can take a joke. Nothing more to say :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 23

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    shellseagirl shellseagirl 41-45, F 1 Response May 30

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    tinahyena tinahyena 22-25, F Feb 25

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    I said "dark, but not creepy".

    It told me to make my story longer! I wonder if this is long enough. Or maybe now....surely now.... here is an example... I am trying to give up sexual innuendo...but it's hard....so hard!
    shellseagirl shellseagirl 41-45, F 1 Response May 23

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    But I Can't Explain Why, Or What I Particularly Like About This Kind of Humour

    The most absurd part of my belonging to this category, however, is that I still can't think of a single, good example to illustrate what I like about these forms of humour, and why I like them.  Therefore, you'll just have to trust I know what I'm talking about when I say I...
    UnderEli UnderEli 41-45, M 7 Responses Jul 26, 2009

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    Too Much

    I do love it. It makes me smile.  
    luvme23 luvme23 36-40, F Mar 14, 2013

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    Don't Settle

    To all you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her love, Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Aug 8, 2011

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    Love It....

    love it...I am this way to a point as well....just part of my personality, I make sure I do not go over board or offend anyone with it, but it is a prt of who I am.
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 9, 2010

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    Weird

    Most ironic word in English. It violates the "I" before "E" rule and is thus spelled weird.
    krool1969 krool1969 41-45, M Apr 4, 2012

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    Comedians

    My favourite genre of comedy is dark... And by far stand up comics. People like Dylan Moran, Billy Connelly, John Cleese - comedians like those guys bemoan society for an hour and all I can do is laugh and laugh... But what they're talking about is deep too... It changes my...
    SpiritusMundi SpiritusMundi 18-21, F Aug 29, 2012

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    Here's Something Ironic

    When people use the word "utopia", they're usually referring to some sort of paradise. Well, here's the ironic thing, in Greek, "utopia" means "no place".
    girlanonymous girlanonymous 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 1, 2011

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    They say that texting

    and driving is more dangerous than driving drunk but I only text and drive when I'm drunk. It usually something like "hit another kid, lol, off to buy more whisky."
    passion4writing passion4writing 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 12, 2013

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    Callllie Callllie 70+, F 1 Response Oct 26

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    A Goodie Revisited

    The Light turned yellow... The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 18, 2011

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    That'S Right.

    Using sarcasm is a big deal in my life. Not everyone catches on to it, but then I usually have to break it down to them. Most of the time when I say something sarcastic , you can tell by the tone of my voice.... But some people still just don't get it -__-.I have a strange sense...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 6, 2013

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    Something about this just seems awesome to me.

    It also makes me want to make a "you're so poor" joke.
    m3mb3r1 m3mb3r1 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 23

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    Irony?

    .3
    westsideblues1 westsideblues1 41-45, F 8 Responses Jul 6, 2012

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    I love having conversations with people who understand my humor. So like if sarcasm doesn't confuse you message me.
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    I have and continue to absolutely LOVE The Big Bang Theory, since the first episode. It's Sheldon's character that just gives the series it's essential humored brilliance. For...
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    Christmas day dressed as a girl. I wore blue satin panties, white tights, a black body shaper and a dark blue velvet dress. I cooked all the meals for my wife and me. We watched...
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    I wish it was longer..... As soon as it gets dark on Christmas Day, I tend to feel a little down as its nearly over. All the build up is great, but the best day of the year for me...
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    I sleep naked so when I get up to make my coffee in the morning I don't bother putting anything on first. This time of the year it's dark outside when I get up, so the kitchen...
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    I kind of went crazy with buying books this week. spent over 100 bucks on these. I have issues. But, it was worth the money. They're collectibles! The outsides of the pages are...
    MeowOnMe MeowOnMe 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 13

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    I feel like everyone has this ideal person that they would fall in love with, the perfect combination of good looks, intelligence, and humor. That person is physically attractive...
    loverofthelight95 loverofthelight95 18-21, F Dec 14

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    Chris Haaaaanson is my hero. He lured in almost as many guys as I did, and that there is impressive. I watch these everyday guys get told and they fidget and sweat and fumble...
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 4 Responses Dec 6

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    2 years had gone by since the last time Laina went out with a guy.. She referred it to as 'taking a break'. But now, she was ready for anything that came by. She met him from a...
    xxblasianxx xxblasianxx 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    6 months wasted probably years more in denying my gut feelings about another of years past. Sunken to a low that I thought I'd not fall to again; then that is wherein lies my exact...
    Mjjim86 Mjjim86 26-30, M Dec 14

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    I love to laugh... I gravitate towards friends that can make me laugh... I find it very attractive when a guy can make me laugh. I'm not talking about the fake laugh that comes...
    Dahlia2020 Dahlia2020 31-35, F 6 Responses 4 days ago

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    Oh I do! I really really do a lot. You can't have the least of the least idea how much I still do. But the only irony of this all that she suddenly stopped and turned away; no...
    DAKtheligislator DAKtheligislator 26-30, M Nov 30

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    I enjoy morbid humor, which can freak people out sometimes. Luckily, my friends love me and laugh at my jokes.
    CaliginousHeart CaliginousHeart 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 3

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    The irony of the term "average person" is that every single one of us is special. - me
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    Joke, riddle n humor. All 3 in 1. Riddle: you are trapped in a room with 2 connecting doors. Opening 1 has a room with magnifying glasses where the light, coming by sun ray will...
    Sazzio Sazzio 22-25, M Dec 10

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    The Irony Of Choking On A Lifesaver- All Time Low
    AtlPunk1D AtlPunk1D 13-15, F Dec 14

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    I love the Dark Souls games and the other games of that style made by from software. Praise the sun! The level design, the hellish difficulty, the soundtracks, the weapons, the...
    PeterPalmer PeterPalmer 22-25, M Dec 5

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    Reign of darkness by Thy Art is Murder Fear Me I am the destruction of innocence I am the violence embedded in flesh I am the pain in the bones of the mortal shell the dark heart...
    iveyj0425 iveyj0425 16-17, M Dec 2

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