I Love Sarcasm, Irony and Dark Humor

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    In recent times I've given up drinking,

    I've given up smoking, I've given up gambling and I've given up womanising - but I still haven't given up lying :)
    Countdownson Countdownson
    51-55, M
    Jun 8, 2015

    They're always with me ;) And it's really funny

    when people don't get it and take me seriously.
    BornMysterious BornMysterious
    18-21, F
    Aug 24, 2015

    Yes!...my kinda' communication,

    makes life all the more interesting...
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    Oct 17, 2015

    A man goes out for the night hoping he's going

    to get lucky. A Woman goes out knowing if she will..
    Countdownson Countdownson
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Apr 5, 2015
    tinahyena tinahyena
    26-30, F
    Feb 25, 2014

    I'm British at the end of the day!

    Lowest form of humour, but it gathers the most laughs! But don't give unless you an receive!!
    PeterSp8 PeterSp8
    46-50, M
    Jun 11, 2015

    I was putting away my socks yesterday

    and opened the draw too far and it fell towards my feet (gravity and all that). Of course I moved the wrong foot and copped it across my big toe (ouch).. You would think that one would have learnt to stop doing that, grown out of it even by no! At least I haven't jammed my...
    Countdownson Countdownson
    51-55, M
    1 Response Dec 28, 2015

    My Boss hates it when I shorten his name to

    ****... It could be they way I say it or maybe because his name is Steve
    Countdownson Countdownson
    51-55, M
    May 29, 2015

    Is there any other way to get through the

    trials of life? I find that I sometimes have to tone it down around people who don't share my penchant for inappropriate humor in sad situations. I would much rather cry laughing than actually cry. I think it allows me to open up about what I'm feeling without being...
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    1 Response Oct 23, 2015

    I Will Never Be Perfect But I Will Always Be Unique

    As i've growned older i realized that its impossible to please everyone. But ******* everyone off is jus a piece of cake..
    mavie22 mavie22
    36-40, F
    Nov 6, 2013
    XxRazorbladeRomancexX XxRazorbladeRomancexX
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 3, 2016
    JackMann JackMann
    22-25, M
    Dec 29, 2015
    Callllie Callllie
    70+, F
    1 Response Oct 26, 2014
    WolfConstellation WolfConstellation
    18-21, F
    Mar 18, 2016


    westsideblues1 westsideblues1
    56-60, F
    7 Responses Jul 6, 2012

    Physically attractive,

    but boring as hell.
    deleted122 deleted122
    22-25, F
    Nov 28, 2015
    Imjrj Imjrj
    22-25, M
    Jul 11, 2015

    Very Much So

    I dwell in this realm most often, so much so that people think of me as rude at times when I'm usually just being sarcastic. And I think some dark musings are just genius. I do enjoy and love the type of humor I have....no matter if anyone dislikes it. I am me and I know who I...
    RationalCutie RationalCutie
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jan 21, 2013

    Not sure how this app works yet

    but if the pic loads I thought it was pretty damn funny. I don't know Bernie sanders politics but post had me cracking up.
    jazzdaddy20 jazzdaddy20
    26-30, M
    Feb 10, 2016

    It's ok to talk to yourself,

    it's even ok to answer yourself but when you ask yourself to repeat the question, then you have a problem
    Countdownson Countdownson
    51-55, M
    Jul 10, 2015

    I farted in the bus on the way to work today.

    .... 4 people turned around.... I thought I was on The Voice!
    Countdownson Countdownson
    51-55, M
    Jul 6, 2015

    But I Can't Explain Why, Or What I Particularly Like About This Kind of Humour

    The most absurd part of my belonging to this category, however, is that I still can't think of a single, good example to illustrate what I like about these forms of humour, and why I like them.  Therefore, you'll just have to trust I know what I'm talking about when I say I...
    UnderEli UnderEli
    46-50, M
    7 Responses Jul 26, 2009
    Countdownson Countdownson
    51-55, M
    Sep 1, 2015

    I just sent a letter to Dylann Roof.

    Oh, God, what have I gotten myself into? XD
    GravesAngel GravesAngel
    18-21, T
    Aug 12, 2015

    A few years back this guy asked me to go to a

    haunted house with him on a date. He had a very sarcastic nature and was quite mean in the sense that he talked ugly about people. I'm a very kind soul and never like to talk bad about anyone. It is drama and I'm not about it. Other than a few quirks about his personality, I...
    DeIuxedEdition DeIuxedEdition
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 9, 2015

    Last night I wandered around the multiplex

    trying to kill a few hours. I was aghast at the crap level of movies people go to see. A "thriller" with Julia Roberts and Nicole Kidman that was barely a B-list TV show, a Frankenstein remake w the Harry Potter kid that was not even embarrassing, that awful, awful Hunger Games...
    Jazzdog40 Jazzdog40
    Dec 11, 2015


    Most ironic word in English. It violates the "I" before "E" rule and is thus spelled weird.
    krool1969 krool1969
    46-50, M
    Apr 4, 2012

    ima order my friend to bring me McDonald's,

    that's how sad I am over all the healthy food I've been getting...
    deleted deleted
    Sep 21, 2015

    Anyone into efilism or anti-natalism?

    Anybody a fan of the Marquis de Sade? Bill Hicks? David Benatar? George Carlin? Wayne Dyer? Ha ha ha. Eff Wayne Dyer. Whoops, he's dead. OK, eff Deepak Chopra. Ah, what the hell, eff Wayne Dyer.
    Jazzdog40 Jazzdog40
    Dec 9, 2015

    the times you spend with stupid people

    and you try to annoy them with your words but appearantly they don't care is awesome.
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    Mar 20, 2016
    dancarew0548 dancarew0548
    22-25, M
    Mar 17, 2015
    Countdownson Countdownson
    51-55, M
    Dec 19, 2015

    My death will probably be caused by being

    sarcastic at the wrong time!
    Countdownson Countdownson
    51-55, M
    Jul 12, 2015

    I really can't live without!

    I can't even talk properly not using any sarcastic remarks. Lol, I've noticed that I even have different types of sarcasm, for a example "positive" sarcasm, "to-make-things-look-less-hopeless" one, "you-really-shouldn't-bother-me" sarcasm and so on... But unfortunately some...
    RainbowCupcake29 RainbowCupcake29
    18-21, F
    Jul 1, 2015

    They say that texting

    and driving is more dangerous than driving drunk but I only text and drive when I'm drunk. It usually something like "hit another kid, lol, off to buy more whisky."
    passion4writing passion4writing
    26-30, M
    Dec 12, 2013
    Countdownson Countdownson
    51-55, M
    Jul 29, 2015

    I just love all the humorous jackasses out

    there. People seem to be a little bit too sensitive nowadays. Love to all the people who make me laugh and can take a joke. Nothing more to say :)
    deleted deleted
    Aug 23, 2014

    Just making my rounds with this .

    If you're in both groups, disregard one of these memes.
    jayciedubb jayciedubb
    51-55, M
    Aug 23, 2015

    Oh I Just Love Sarcastic People Hehe

    I don't know about you but for me sarcastic people are funny they can be irritating for some but not me...
    Simmone Simmone
    4 Responses Aug 30, 2009

    Hopefully we can all right gooda

    after these tips...
    Countdownson Countdownson
    51-55, M
    May 30, 2015

    Don't Settle

    To all you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her love, Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz...
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    3 Responses Aug 8, 2011

    May not be he right spot

    but anyway.... I was out yesterday picking my car up after it was serviced and when I went to pay my bill, I couldn't for the life of me remember the PIN number for my credit card - I had to put the unlock code into my phone to help me remember. The irony is, they aren't the...
    Countdownson Countdownson
    51-55, M
    Feb 24, 2016

    I just live for it. If i feel lonely i always

    use sarcasm on myself, it kinda helps, keeps my hopes up.
    Lalaloopsiebabe Lalaloopsiebabe
    16-17, F
    Jun 22, 2015

    Hyphenated...... Non-hyphenated.

    ... Ironic isn't it!
    Countdownson Countdownson
    51-55, M
    1 Response Mar 3, 2015

    Loving this is like a natural condition

    for intelligent people.
    robzalacain robzalacain
    26-30, M
    Dec 19, 2015
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