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I Love Sarcasm, Irony and Dark Humor

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    A few years back this guy asked me to go to a

    haunted house with him on a date. He had a very sarcastic nature and was quite mean in the sense that he talked ugly about people. I'm a very kind soul and never like to talk bad about anyone. It is drama and I'm not about it. Other than a few quirks about his personality, I...
    DeIuxedEdition DeIuxedEdition 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 9, 2015

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    I Will Never Be Perfect But I Will Always Be Unique

    As i've growned older i realized that its impossible to please everyone. But ******* everyone off is jus a piece of cake..
    mavie22 mavie22 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 6, 2013

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    I farted in the bus on the way to work today.

    .... 4 people turned around.... I thought I was on The Voice!
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M Jul 6, 2015

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    They say that texting

    and driving is more dangerous than driving drunk but I only text and drive when I'm drunk. It usually something like "hit another kid, lol, off to buy more whisky."
    passion4writing passion4writing 22-25, M Dec 12, 2013

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    I remember growing up my sister used to always

    talk about how she wanted to be an actress. These days she lives in a trailer out in the middle of nowhere. Whenever I see her I can't help but point out to her that she's halfway to her dream. She's got the trailer...next she just needs to get the call to the set.
    RememberTomorrow RememberTomorrow 31-35, M Aug 28, 2015

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    Last night I wandered around the multiplex

    trying to kill a few hours. I was aghast at the crap level of movies people go to see. A "thriller" with Julia Roberts and Nicole Kidman that was barely a B-list TV show, a Frankenstein remake w the Harry Potter kid that was not even embarrassing, that awful, awful Hunger Games...
    Jazzdog40 Jazzdog40 51-55 Dec 11, 2015

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    They're always with me ;) And it's really funny

    when people don't get it and take me seriously.
    BornMysterious BornMysterious 16-17, F Aug 24, 2015

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    A man goes out for the night hoping he's going

    to get lucky. A Woman goes out knowing if she will..
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 2 Responses Apr 5, 2015

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    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 1 Response Sep 1, 2015

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    I find everything kinda funny.

    even stuff that should be horrible. i find it all funny.
    danielfrost1995 danielfrost1995 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 2, 2015

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    Irony?

    .3
    westsideblues1 westsideblues1 46-50, F 7 Responses Jul 6, 2012

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    Oberhauser: Do you know what it is?

    Madeleine Swann: It's a meteorite. Oberhauser: Yes, exactly. The Kartenhoff, the oldest in human possession. The very meteorite which made this crater. Think about it: so many years up there - alone, silent - building momentum until it chose to make its mark on Earth... a huge...
    Tinboxdoll Tinboxdoll 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 10, 2015

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    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 5 Responses Mar 7, 2015

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    ima order my friend to bring me McDonald's,

    that's how sad I am over all the healthy food I've been getting...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 21, 2015

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    My Boss hates it when I shorten his name to

    ****... It could be they way I say it or maybe because his name is Steve
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M May 29, 2015

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    My death will probably be caused by being

    sarcastic at the wrong time!
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 2 Responses Jul 12, 2015

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    Imjrj Imjrj 22-25, M Jul 11, 2015

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    I just love all the humorous jackasses out

    there. People seem to be a little bit too sensitive nowadays. Love to all the people who make me laugh and can take a joke. Nothing more to say :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 23, 2014

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    Is there any other way to get through the

    trials of life? I find that I sometimes have to tone it down around people who don't share my penchant for inappropriate humor in sad situations. I would much rather cry laughing than actually cry. I think it allows me to open up about what I'm feeling without being...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Oct 23, 2015

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    I was putting away my socks yesterday

    and opened the draw too far and it fell towards my feet (gravity and all that). Of course I moved the wrong foot and copped it across my big toe (ouch).. You would think that one would have learnt to stop doing that, grown out of it even by no! At least I haven't jammed my...
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 2 Responses Dec 28, 2015

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    I really can't live without!

    I can't even talk properly not using any sarcastic remarks. Lol, I've noticed that I even have different types of sarcasm, for a example "positive" sarcasm, "to-make-things-look-less-hopeless" one, "you-really-shouldn't-bother-me" sarcasm and so on... But unfortunately some...
    RainbowCupcake29 RainbowCupcake29 16-17, F Jul 1, 2015

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    ...and it is one reason I was *soooo* popular

    in school. (see what I did there!??) Most of the time the people were too dense to get it. My children are following in my footsteps. My 6 year old has used scarcasm correctly several times. He already refers to himself as Captain Obvious. (I nearly laughed myself stupid that...
    painterchick painterchick 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 1, 2015

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    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 19, 2015

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    Not sure how this app works yet

    but if the pic loads I thought it was pretty damn funny. I don't know Bernie sanders politics but post had me cracking up.
    jazzdaddy20 jazzdaddy20 26-30, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Physically attractive,

    but boring as hell.
    deleted122 deleted122 18-21, F Nov 28, 2015

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    The most ****** up joke life will play on you

    is letting you meet the right person at the wrong time.
    cat20079 cat20079 36-40, M 4 Responses Mar 9, 2015

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    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me

    son-of-a-*****." ~Jack Nicholson.
    Tinboxdoll Tinboxdoll 36-40, F 3 Responses Dec 6, 2015

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    Don't Settle

    To all you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her love, Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Aug 8, 2011

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    Loving this is like a natural condition

    for intelligent people.
    robzalacain robzalacain 22-25, M Dec 19, 2015

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    Callllie Callllie 70+, F 1 Response Oct 26, 2014

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    I just sent a letter to Dylann Roof.

    Oh, God, what have I gotten myself into? XD
    GravesAngel GravesAngel 18-21, T Aug 12, 2015

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    Anyone into efilism or anti-natalism?

    Anybody a fan of the Marquis de Sade? Bill Hicks? David Benatar? George Carlin? Wayne Dyer? Ha ha ha. Eff Wayne Dyer. Whoops, he's dead. OK, eff Deepak Chopra. Ah, what the hell, eff Wayne Dyer.
    Jazzdog40 Jazzdog40 51-55 Dec 9, 2015

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    JackMann JackMann 22-25, M Dec 29, 2015

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    Yes!...my kinda' communication,

    makes life all the more interesting...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 17, 2015

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    I just live for it. If i feel lonely i always

    use sarcasm on myself, it kinda helps, keeps my hopes up.
    Lalaloopsiebabe Lalaloopsiebabe 13-15, F Jun 22, 2015

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    Just making my rounds with this .

    If you're in both groups, disregard one of these memes.
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M Aug 23, 2015

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    Very Much So

    I dwell in this realm most often, so much so that people think of me as rude at times when I'm usually just being sarcastic. And I think some dark musings are just genius. I do enjoy and love the type of humor I have....no matter if anyone dislikes it. I am me and I know who I...
    RationalCutie RationalCutie 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    I'm British at the end of the day!

    Lowest form of humour, but it gathers the most laughs! But don't give unless you an receive!!
    PeterSp8 PeterSp8 46-50, M Jun 11, 2015

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    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M Jul 28, 2015

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    It's ok to talk to yourself,

    it's even ok to answer yourself but when you ask yourself to repeat the question, then you have a problem
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 3 Responses Jul 10, 2015

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    Weird

    Most ironic word in English. It violates the "I" before "E" rule and is thus spelled weird.
    krool1969 krool1969 46-50, M Apr 4, 2012

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    Hyphenated...... Non-hyphenated.

    ... Ironic isn't it!
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 3, 2015

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    tinahyena tinahyena 26-30, F Feb 25, 2014

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    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M Jul 29, 2015

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    dancarew0548 dancarew0548 18-21, M Mar 17, 2015

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