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I Love Sarcasm, Irony and Dark Humor

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    It Is Every Where Around Us

    A prime example of what I am talking about would be a sign that I saw at a local municipal building. It was posted about six feet up and was written in bold letters. It stated simply, "If you are blind you can request help reading forms." Just who the hell is that sign for? Would...
    lyricaldemise lyricaldemise 36-40, T 1 Response Feb 27, 2013

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    I Will Never Be Perfect But I Will Always Be Unique

    As i've growned older i realized that its impossible to please everyone. But ******* everyone off is jus a piece of cake..
    mavie22 mavie22 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 6, 2013

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    All The Time

    It all just comes naturally to me for some reason.
    orderedchaos orderedchaos 22-25, M Aug 14, 2013

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    Is There Any Other?

    The only real humor you will get out of me is dark, sarcastic, and usually jokingly scathing. It's the best kind of humor to me. I love knowing how to cut someone down and having them laugh their *** off while they are returning the barbs. Some of my best friends that I joke...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 8, 2011

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    Don't Settle

    To all you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her love, Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Aug 8, 2011

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    Here's Something Ironic

    When people use the word "utopia", they're usually referring to some sort of paradise. Well, here's the ironic thing, in Greek, "utopia" means "no place".
    girlanonymous girlanonymous 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 1, 2011

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    Too Much

    I do love it. It makes me smile.  
    luvme23 luvme23 36-40, F Mar 14, 2013

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    I just love all the humorous jackasses out

    there. People seem to be a little bit too sensitive nowadays. Love to all the people who make me laugh and can take a joke. Nothing more to say :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 23, 2014

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    A Goodie Revisited

    The Light turned yellow... The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 18, 2011

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    Something about this just seems awesome to me.

    It also makes me want to make a "you're so poor" joke.
    m3mb3r1 m3mb3r1 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 23, 2014

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    But I Can't Explain Why, Or What I Particularly Like About This Kind of Humour

    The most absurd part of my belonging to this category, however, is that I still can't think of a single, good example to illustrate what I like about these forms of humour, and why I like them.  Therefore, you'll just have to trust I know what I'm talking about when I say I...
    UnderEli UnderEli 41-45, M 7 Responses Jul 26, 2009

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    Love It....

    love it...I am this way to a point as well....just part of my personality, I make sure I do not go over board or offend anyone with it, but it is a prt of who I am.
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 9, 2010

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    Oh I Just Love Sarcastic People Hehe

    I don't know about you but for me sarcastic people are funny they can be irritating for some but not me...
    Simmone Simmone 26-30 4 Responses Aug 30, 2009

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    tinahyena tinahyena 22-25, F Feb 25, 2014

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    Megsupermario Megsupermario 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 5

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    Hyphenated...... Non-hyphenated.

    ... Ironic isn't it!
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 11 hrs ago

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    Irony In Everyday Life.

    Me: "PLEASE, stop acting so childish and just pick the damn clothes up!" Sister, 10 yrs old: *stomps foot on the floor and makes the pout of a five-year old* "I am NOT childish!" Me: *raises eyebrow, sighs and walks out, grumbling* oh sure, not at aall.... *shakes head* sarcasm...
    peanlo peanlo 18-21, F 3 Responses May 7, 2011

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    They say that texting

    and driving is more dangerous than driving drunk but I only text and drive when I'm drunk. It usually something like "hit another kid, lol, off to buy more whisky."
    passion4writing passion4writing 22-25, M Dec 12, 2013

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    Very Much So

    I dwell in this realm most often, so much so that people think of me as rude at times when I'm usually just being sarcastic. And I think some dark musings are just genius. I do enjoy and love the type of humor I have....no matter if anyone dislikes it. I am me and I know who I...
    RationalCutie RationalCutie 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    Comedians

    My favourite genre of comedy is dark... And by far stand up comics. People like Dylan Moran, Billy Connelly, John Cleese - comedians like those guys bemoan society for an hour and all I can do is laugh and laugh... But what they're talking about is deep too... It changes my...
    SpiritusMundi SpiritusMundi 18-21, F Aug 29, 2012

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    Irony?

    .3
    westsideblues1 westsideblues1 41-45, F 8 Responses Jul 6, 2012

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    with my luck, the light at the end of the

    tunnel is the oncoming train.
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 24, 2014

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    Callllie Callllie 70+, F 1 Response Oct 28, 2014

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    That'S Right.

    Using sarcasm is a big deal in my life. Not everyone catches on to it, but then I usually have to break it down to them. Most of the time when I say something sarcastic , you can tell by the tone of my voice.... But some people still just don't get it -__-.I have a strange sense...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 6, 2013

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    today on the bus I passed a sign

    that said Annil todas unisex. I'm sure we can all agree on howbis read that. I literally chuckled. people of course looked at me like I was one of the crazies. and they would probably be correct
    greeneyz83 greeneyz83 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 21

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    Callllie Callllie 70+, F 1 Response Oct 26, 2014

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    Weird

    Most ironic word in English. It violates the "I" before "E" rule and is thus spelled weird.
    krool1969 krool1969 41-45, M Apr 4, 2012

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    If you can't laugh at this,i can't be your friend lol
    JerryJerryA JerryJerryA 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 6

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    But seriously anyone else eat gummy bears in pairs so that none of them have to die alone? :)
    Xychorite Xychorite 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 22

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    Marriage. First year:"Sugar,I'm worried about my little girl baby girl.You've got a bad sniffle.I want to put you in the...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I saw one of my fav movies a wk ago or so,American Beautyhadn't seen it in a while.I really love the characters They're relatable,especially Jane I can relate a lot to her and her...
    simpleandpossible simpleandpossible 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 16

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    i love darkness..absolutely hate sunlight. my blinds are always shut and i have blackout curtains because i love it to be dark all day,every day. turning a light on when im...
    welcome2myworld welcome2myworld 41-45, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Love twistedness and bloody darkness
    Benkind Benkind 18-21, M Feb 19

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    Sarcasm has been a good ally to me over the years. He's helped me through some very dark experiences and been the suit of armour around a heart more fragile than I ever dare admit...
    talkinaftermidnight talkinaftermidnight 36-40, M 1 Response Feb 15

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    most of the time people think I'm serious about the things that I am sarcastic about. It makes communicating effectively extremely difficult because I can't breathe without sarcasm...
    jfiore6 jfiore6 22-25, M Feb 17

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    I am very sarcastic, I think I picked it up from my dad actually. But I'm so good at it I can say anything with a straight face, literally anything. Which helps when I'm trying to...
    tankfan96 tankfan96 18-21, M a week ago

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    how are these people seeing white? unless white is the new blue. they are lying. i swear. its a trick, they are trying to make you believe something that is not. its the illuminati...
    ThatOneSomaliGirl ThatOneSomaliGirl 13-15, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    My love for programming started when I was 15. At that time, I was meddling with DarkBasic and 3D RAD, and I had no clue what I was doing. When I was 17, my mom purchased Game...
    Teedge Teedge 22-25, M 3 hrs ago

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    It wasn't the kind of pain you could identify from a photograph, there was no obvious wound or blatant discomfort. In fact, if you were to capture this particular pain with a...
    sinnersinseattle sinnersinseattle 18-21, F Feb 18

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    A priest and a doctor were out golfing. The doctor gets up to take his first shot. He swings and misses the ball completely. "God dammit, I missed," says the doctor. The sky...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 8

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    Parents. School. Government. All say "beware the internet." "It can ruin your life." "That person may be a 40 year old man not a 17 year old girl." But you know what? I don't care...
    goldenspider666 goldenspider666 16-17, M 2 Responses Feb 8

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    Agael Varice: Word Count: 500ish
No Italics so dey look like dis: ‘meh’ Unedited stuff from me book, humor me, will yah? XD "Well, well, if it isn’t for her most gracious...
    Cryx Cryx 16-17, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Out of no where, you surfaced The moment your words crossed my path, my heart heated A magnetic force pulling within The passion, the depth, and thoughtfulness spoke straight...
    SecretEscape SecretEscape 36-40, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    We had been “best friends” for years and dating exclusively for months when she suggested we live together. Knowing our shared love of handwritten notes, she of course set out...
    bethturner bethturner 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 12

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    Sunset II Sunset, now that we’re finally in it is not what we thought. Did you expect this violet black soft edge to outer space, fragile as blown ash and shuddering like oil...
    WithGracefulness WithGracefulness 46-50, F 3 Responses Feb 14