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I Love Sarcasm, Irony and Dark Humor

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    dancarew0548 dancarew0548 18-21, M Mar 17

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    They say that texting

    and driving is more dangerous than driving drunk but I only text and drive when I'm drunk. It usually something like "hit another kid, lol, off to buy more whisky."
    passion4writing passion4writing 22-25, M Dec 12, 2013

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    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M Mar 26

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    I really can't live without!

    I can't even talk properly not using any sarcastic remarks. Lol, I've noticed that I even have different types of sarcasm, for a example "positive" sarcasm, "to-make-things-look-less-hopeless" one, "you-really-shouldn't-bother-me" sarcasm and so on... But unfortunately some...
    RainbowCupcake29 RainbowCupcake29 16-17, F Jul 1

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    Imjrj Imjrj 22-25, M Jul 11

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    My death will probably be caused by being

    sarcastic at the wrong time!
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 12

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    Weird

    Most ironic word in English. It violates the "I" before "E" rule and is thus spelled weird.
    krool1969 krool1969 41-45, M Apr 4, 2012

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    Very Much So

    I dwell in this realm most often, so much so that people think of me as rude at times when I'm usually just being sarcastic. And I think some dark musings are just genius. I do enjoy and love the type of humor I have....no matter if anyone dislikes it. I am me and I know who I...
    RationalCutie RationalCutie 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    I farted in the bus on the way to work today.

    .... 4 people turned around.... I thought I was on The Voice!
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 6

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    It's ok to talk to yourself,

    it's even ok to answer yourself but when you ask yourself to repeat the question, then you have a problem
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 3 Responses Jul 10

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    Hyphenated...... Non-hyphenated.

    ... Ironic isn't it!
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 3

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    ...and it is one reason I was *soooo* popular

    in school. (see what I did there!??) Most of the time the people were too dense to get it. My children are following in my footsteps. My 6 year old has used scarcasm correctly several times. He already refers to himself as Captain Obvious. (I nearly laughed myself stupid that...
    painterchick painterchick 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    I just love all the humorous jackasses out

    there. People seem to be a little bit too sensitive nowadays. Love to all the people who make me laugh and can take a joke. Nothing more to say :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 23, 2014

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    The company behind the Experience Project has

    one goal: "At Kanjoya, we build products that empower companies to improve employee and customer experiences." They specialize in helping others improve the customer experience of their products, but the last years they have only worsened the customer experience on the project...
    Gentle153 Gentle153 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 5

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    Irony?

    .3
    westsideblues1 westsideblues1 41-45, F 7 Responses Jul 6, 2012

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    Callllie Callllie 70+, F 1 Response Oct 26, 2014

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    I just live for it. If i feel lonely i always

    use sarcasm on myself, it kinda helps, keeps my hopes up.
    Lalaloopsiebabe Lalaloopsiebabe 13-15, F Jun 22

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    Hopefully we can all right gooda

    after these tips...
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M May 30

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    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M Mar 18

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    Callllie Callllie 70+, F 1 Response Oct 28, 2014

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    today on the bus I passed a sign

    that said Annil todas unisex. I'm sure we can all agree on howbis read that. I literally chuckled. people of course looked at me like I was one of the crazies. and they would probably be correct
    greeneyz83 greeneyz83 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 21

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    Megsupermario Megsupermario 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 5

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    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 5 Responses Mar 7

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    Don't Settle

    To all you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her love, Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Aug 8, 2011

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    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Oh I Just Love Sarcastic People Hehe

    I don't know about you but for me sarcastic people are funny they can be irritating for some but not me...
    Simmone Simmone 26-30 4 Responses Aug 30, 2009

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    miimii0069 miimii0069 26-30, F 4 Responses Jul 1

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    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 5 days ago

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    My Boss hates it when I shorten his name to

    ****... It could be they way I say it or maybe because his name is Steve
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M May 29

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    A Goodie Revisited

    The Light turned yellow... The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 18, 2011

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    In recent times I've given up drinking,

    I've given up smoking, I've given up gambling and I've given up womanising - but I still haven't given up lying :)
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M Jun 8

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    I'm British at the end of the day!

    Lowest form of humour, but it gathers the most laughs! But don't give unless you an receive!!
    PeterSp8 PeterSp8 41-45, M Jun 11

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    Here's Something Ironic

    When people use the word "utopia", they're usually referring to some sort of paradise. Well, here's the ironic thing, in Greek, "utopia" means "no place".
    girlanonymous girlanonymous 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 1, 2011

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    The most ****** up joke life will play on you

    is letting you meet the right person at the wrong time.
    cat20079 cat20079 36-40, M 8 Responses Mar 9

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    I Will Never Be Perfect But I Will Always Be Unique

    As i've growned older i realized that its impossible to please everyone. But ******* everyone off is jus a piece of cake..
    mavie22 mavie22 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 6, 2013

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    Something about this just seems awesome to me.

    It also makes me want to make a "you're so poor" joke.
    m3mb3r1 m3mb3r1 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 23, 2014

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    tinahyena tinahyena 22-25, F Feb 25, 2014

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    Too Much

    I do love it. It makes me smile.  
    luvme23 luvme23 36-40, F Mar 14, 2013

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    But I Can't Explain Why, Or What I Particularly Like About This Kind of Humour

    The most absurd part of my belonging to this category, however, is that I still can't think of a single, good example to illustrate what I like about these forms of humour, and why I like them.  Therefore, you'll just have to trust I know what I'm talking about when I say I...
    UnderEli UnderEli 46-50, M 7 Responses Jul 26, 2009

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    I find everything kinda funny.

    even stuff that should be horrible. i find it all funny.
    danielfrost1995 danielfrost1995 18-21, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    A man goes out for the night hoping he's going

    to get lucky. A Woman goes out knowing if she will..
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 4 Responses Apr 5

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    I have always been fascinated by the way cartoonist catch the irony of real situations and manage to make the reader smile with it. This cartoon most definitely catches the cruelty...
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    You know why skeletons don't fight? Because they don't have the guts. -Jeffery Dahmer *Not actually sure if this was said by him I came across a gif that said he said it in an...
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