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I Love Sarcasm

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    A Lovely Tale (Not Nonsensical In The Slightest)

    Pish posh! Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Try your hand at some satirical remarks regarding the bourgeoisie. I shall allow you into my castle if you can amuse me. Ah, I see. Your wee little mind lacks the capacity for such thoughts. I suggest you have a drink at the pub down...
    trivialtravesty trivialtravesty 18-21, F Nov 22, 2010

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    It's Ok To Fall

    Ask a stupid question...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 3, 2012

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    Saying What You Mean Is So Overrated...

    I was almost tempted to quit when my friends began to assume that every word out of my mouth was sarcastic... But, what's the fun in being direct?
    BOREDerline BOREDerline 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 3, 2008

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    Sarcasm...the Opium of the Masses!!!

    Seriously though, sarcasm is the only way to make sense of senselessness in life.  So many things boggle the mind....like I buy my clothes at the GAP because, heck, what else are those 6 year olds kids going to do with their day??
    gammarayburst gammarayburst 41-45, M 3 Responses Apr 6, 2008

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    Stand Up Sarcasm

    In a shouting match, my X yelled at me that I was SOOO sarcastic.... I said , Well Buddy.... Stop giving me so much material to work with ! "
    VoteForPedro VoteForPedro 51-55, F 17 Responses Dec 7, 2010

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    I Live and Breathe It.

    Well, sarcasm and irony... oh and making fun of people in passing. Not really cruel things, at any rate. Stupid comparisons. Dry humor. Whatever. Dude, the Thief is awesome!! The whole time, this dude is making fun of poeple and complaining and being sarcastic. Weee...
    Nobodysaidbella Nobodysaidbella 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 6, 2008

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    I Cannot Beleive It

    I posted a story talking about how I am ashamed of showering naked, I was obviously making fun of the silliness of the group, but frighteningly, I got "a good number" of comments of people thinking that I have a problem with nudity or  wondering what the hell is wrong with me. I...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 8, 2013

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    ShadowyCheshire ShadowyCheshire 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 15

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    I Mess With Poeple Useing Sarcasm

    I love to add a hint of sarcasm to liven the mood
    AshleysExperience AshleysExperience 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 12, 2013

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    To Drink Or Not To Drink...?

    Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 3, 2011

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    Hate when ppl take my glasses & say "wow u

    really cant see!" No **** I dont take a random persons wheelchair & say "wow u really cant walk!"
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 24

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    I Don't Like Sarcasm

    Like.. ok that was sarcasm.. HAHA .. ok NOT hehe I love it!
    rocker6346 rocker6346 18-21, M Jun 12, 2008

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    At Check Point.

    When I was in college, sometimes me and my friends used to go to another University for lunch which was near to our college. There is a check point at gate , where you have to deposit your license and cops use to check your car. They knock the window and I say to my friends...
    Somexyz Somexyz 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 4, 2010

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    What Would I Do With Out It!

    seriously, sarcasm is definately needed i'd say.   Life would be just too damn boring without it. If you take away sarcasm, you mineaswell take away jokes, pranks, and all around laughter. live life to the fullest... sarcastically.
    autumndonovan autumndonovan 19-21, F 1 Response Jan 14, 2008

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    Diary Of A Kissaholic .. Part Ii

    Dave.B … Dave is in my sisters year he had recently been chatting and flirting with me then in the classiest of places as tubes we snogged, he was a really good kisser which is probably why I also got with him another night in town shortly after – WIN! Ali S … This was a...
    missobserver missobserver 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 22, 2012

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    Sarcasm

    And I love it when you wear that fishnet shirt...
    SweetbriarPoet SweetbriarPoet 26-30, F Jun 27, 2008

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    nalaredneb nalaredneb 31-35, M Jul 7

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    I use sarcasm as a defense mechanism

    and because I love it. When I meet someone who can match me, I gravitate toward them.
    Wsmith3 Wsmith3 22-25, M Nov 19

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    You're Doing It Wrong Suckers

    I had to face the truth.Yep,I'm a jolly-good guy and I easily make friendships.But I'm also very nasty and annoying,therefore people easily get insulted by me.Dunno,I just love to put people on their place.It's stronger than me and it usually helps people grow stronger...
    SaintMaj SaintMaj 36-40, M May 4, 2012

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    "Your bra strap is showing" oh no no one can

    know that I, a teenage female, is wearing a bra someone call Victoria cause her secret's out
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 26

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    *In at the store* Cashier: "Are you buying

    all these?" Me: "Oh no, I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first."
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F Apr 24

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    "There is nothing more discouraging

    than unappreciated sarcasm."
    polar34 polar34 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 11

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    Curious079 Curious079 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 11, 2013

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    Today I was asked "Hey c,

    what's the difference between between a octopus and me?" I responded "I'd rather have an octopus telling me a bad joke" Idk I hate cheesy jokes a lot
    ciciyoshi ciciyoshi 13-15, F Aug 5

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    A Weapon

    Words can do anything.  The one who creates laughter is mighty. While irony loves disguise, sarcasm plays for the arena. It can be lethal.  It's the art of the naked but skilled swordsman.  The ultimate weapon of the word smith.  It is a weapon because...
    moreandless moreandless 56-60, M Feb 9, 2010

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    Sarcasm Gets The Point Across

    I find that sarcasm gets the point aross most of the time. some people don't get it worse yet, think they are being made fun of. that would be mean spirited  and not in the spirit of friendship which is the purpose of joining a social site such as this. I find that because...
    BuckarooBonzai BuckarooBonzai 51-55, F 6 Responses Apr 3, 2010

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    Simple Sarcasm

    I just LOVE abusing my friend with sarcasm. Well, i just can't stop myself when it comes to sarcasm. For instance; Victim: Why won't you just stop being smart? :P Me : Well, it's hard not to. Victim: Oh, puh-leeze! even I knew how to add numbers when I was still a newborn babe...
    jinxpixie jinxpixie 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 29, 2012

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    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F Apr 24

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    Have You Ever Seen

    Have you ever seen that episode of Ed, Edd, n Eddy where they try to teach Ed the concept of sarcasm? lol... I'm probably the only one that has!! I like old british lady sarcasm. Its somehow just funnier than regular old sarcasm.
    stripesANDsunshine stripesANDsunshine 18-21, F Jul 17, 2008

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    No One Gets It

    Most of the time when I'm being sarcastic, people don't get it. They just look at me with this "I don't comprehend what you're saying" kinda smile or they say "really? I didn't know that."
    AvrilAshburn AvrilAshburn 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 29, 2012

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    Ohhhh yeeeeah. It's totally awesome.

    Don't you just looove it when you're being totally sincere and some kind-hearted traveller just comes along and completely disrespects and belittles you for his own amusement?
    JohnMoreDread JohnMoreDread 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 12

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    I love it when people use the phrase 'a word to

    the wise' and then give you advice. Wise people don't need advice, so it probably means you are completely stupid 😜
    Lavender1145 Lavender1145 26-30, F Aug 7

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    epicmonk3ydude epicmonk3ydude 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 17

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    http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/shayne/articles/23473/title/lots-sarcastic-quotes
    azanun azanun 18-21, F Jun 7

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    Being The Youngest

    of three sons , sarcasm was a way of life for me, often the receiver of the sharp retort or comment from my siblings hell even my dad had the odd comment , some say its the lowest for of wit ......   I say if you cannot understand my  sarcastic wit then leave...
    salar1 salar1 51-55, M 17 Responses Mar 28, 2010

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    I am very sarcastic. Lol I mainly use it

    when you say or ask something stupid or obvious. Lol I can't stand when a woman can't take it and gets all butt hurt. I love when a woman can do the same thing to me. It's amazing. Lol and I love when I can share jokes with her and she can do the same thing back.
    yourbrowneye yourbrowneye 18-21, M Nov 1

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    Sarcasm Is Foocking Awesome!

    Not a minute goes past without me passing soe sarcastic comment or the other! I don't understand why some people don't like sarcasm! it's funny, it's honest, it's brilliant! =P
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 12, 2007

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    "Was that lightning?" "No no.

    ... they're taking pictures for Google Earth.."
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F Apr 28

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    Love Sarcasm

    I love sarcastic people, but I don't think I'm sarcastic. Their smart *** comments and witty remarks amuse me. :-*
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 20, 2013

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    Related Experiences

    Something about this just seems awesome to me.It also makes me want to make a "you're so poor" joke.
    m3mb3r1 m3mb3r1 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 23

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    Some people can't handle a conversation consisting of my sarcasm, people who's profiles are a totally representation of an anime cartoon character......
    Peacepuppy Peacepuppy 22-25, F 4 Responses Nov 17

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    It was through my daughter I learned to love. Until that moment I didn't understand what it meant to love, a most unselfish of emotions. She made what had been dark, light. I knew...
    EverlyAnn EverlyAnn 31-35, F Nov 20

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    I woke this morning with an extraordinarily stiff neck, that is actually still bothering me. I can’t look up or to the left unless I want a nasty pain, and I can’t seem to get...
    Lilysilver13 Lilysilver13 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 28

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    I have and continue to absolutely LOVE The Big Bang Theory, since the first episode. It's Sheldon's character that just gives the series it's essential humored brilliance. For...
    kittylin kittylin 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 6

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    I love having conversations with people who understand my humor. So like if sarcasm doesn't confuse you message me.
    be0urguestdisney be0urguestdisney 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    There's so many, but feel free to post great quotes from the show here, or generally talk about it. :) "Was that sarcasm?" (-No, Sheldon it absolutely was not! :) Lol) Post away...
    Daenerys7 Daenerys7 41-45, F 1 Response Nov 21

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    Especially people on here! I always make an assessment if that person is awesome by their kindness #1, honesty (from what I have to go off), intentions, those that can detect...
    LienOnYourDreams LienOnYourDreams 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 3

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    Hey future love of mi life/ future spousal unit/ future boo thang, For staters, I haven't come up with a good pet name to call you by. But I'm sure I'll figure something out...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25, F 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    Many years ago I was dumb and naive. I never realized that there was a girl that wanted me. We were friends. I never realized what was in my subconscious. Looking back, I see all...
    ManinNY ManinNY 41-45, M 10 hrs ago

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    Many years ago I was dumb and naive. I never realized that there was a girl that wanted me. We were friends. I never realized what was in my subconscious. Looking back, I see all...
    ManinNY ManinNY 41-45, M 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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