I Love Sarcasm

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    Simple Sarcasm

    I just LOVE abusing my friend with sarcasm. Well, i just can't stop myself when it comes to sarcasm. For instance; Victim: Why won't you just stop being smart? :P Me : Well, it's hard not to. Victim: Oh, puh-leeze! even I knew how to add numbers when I was still a newborn babe...
    jinxpixie jinxpixie
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 29, 2012

    Being The Youngest

    of three sons , sarcasm was a way of life for me, often the receiver of the sharp retort or comment from my siblings hell even my dad had the odd comment , some say its the lowest for of wit ......   I say if you cannot understand my  sarcastic wit then leave...
    salar1 salar1
    51-55, M
    17 Responses Mar 28, 2010

    I love it when people use the phrase 'a word to

    the wise' and then give you advice. Wise people don't need advice, so it probably means you are completely stupid 😜
    Lavender1145 Lavender1145
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 7, 2014

    "Was that lightning?" "No no.

    ... they're taking pictures for Google Earth.."
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa
    22-25, F
    Apr 28, 2014

    I Cannot Beleive It

    I posted a story talking about how I am ashamed of showering naked, I was obviously making fun of the silliness of the group, but frighteningly, I got "a good number" of comments of people thinking that I have a problem with nudity or  wondering what the hell is wrong with me. I...
    MissGaga MissGaga
    22-25, F
    1 Response Oct 8, 2013

    You're Doing It Wrong Suckers

    I had to face the truth.Yep,I'm a jolly-good guy and I easily make friendships.But I'm also very nasty and annoying,therefore people easily get insulted by me.Dunno,I just love to put people on their place.It's stronger than me and it usually helps people grow stronger...
    SaintMaj SaintMaj
    41-45, M
    May 4, 2012

    No One Gets It

    Most of the time when I'm being sarcastic, people don't get it. They just look at me with this "I don't comprehend what you're saying" kinda smile or they say "really? I didn't know that."
    AvrilAshburn AvrilAshburn
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 29, 2012

    "There is nothing more discouraging

    than unappreciated sarcasm."
    polar34 polar34
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 11, 2014

    Stand Up Sarcasm

    In a shouting match, my X yelled at me that I was SOOO sarcastic.... I said , Well Buddy.... Stop giving me so much material to work with ! "
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    11 Responses Dec 7, 2010

    I Mess With Poeple Useing Sarcasm

    I love to add a hint of sarcasm to liven the mood
    AshleysExperience AshleysExperience
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 12, 2013
    mstv1112 mstv1112
    18-21, F
    Jan 13, 2015

    I am sooo popular! x,

    x Don't think this has anything to do with my experience title, look again
    chasetheweirdo8 chasetheweirdo8
    16-17, M
    Jan 2, 2015

    Sarcasm Gets The Point Across

    I find that sarcasm gets the point aross most of the time. some people don't get it worse yet, think they are being made fun of. that would be mean spirited  and not in the spirit of friendship which is the purpose of joining a social site such as this. I find that because...
    BuckarooBonzai BuckarooBonzai
    51-55, F
    6 Responses Apr 3, 2010
    HatredIncarnated HatredIncarnated
    13-15, M
    Jan 2
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa
    22-25, F
    Apr 24, 2014

    Sarcasm : This method is used

    because beating the CRAP out of idiots is illegal
    FunnyBunny6129 FunnyBunny6129
    13-15, F
    2 Responses May 21, 2015

    *In at the store* Cashier: "Are you buying

    all these?" Me: "Oh no, I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first."
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa
    22-25, F
    Apr 24, 2014

    I really want to buy this Ent Tree Statue.

    Because nothing adds more curb appeal than weird year-round lawn ornaments.
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1
    26-30, F
    1 Response Nov 6, 2015

    A Weapon

    Words can do anything.  The one who creates laughter is mighty. While irony loves disguise, sarcasm plays for the arena. It can be lethal.  It's the art of the naked but skilled swordsman.  The ultimate weapon of the word smith.  It is a weapon because...
    moreandless moreandless
    56-60, M
    Feb 9, 2010

    Hate when ppl take my glasses & say "wow u

    really cant see!" No **** I dont take a random persons wheelchair & say "wow u really cant walk!"
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 24, 2014

    I am very sarcastic. Lol I mainly use it

    when you say or ask something stupid or obvious. Lol I can't stand when a woman can't take it and gets all butt hurt. I love when a woman can do the same thing to me. It's amazing. Lol and I love when I can share jokes with her and she can do the same thing back.
    yourbrowneye yourbrowneye
    18-21, M
    Nov 1, 2014
    epicmonk3ydude epicmonk3ydude
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 17, 2014

    I use sarcasm as a defense mechanism

    and because I love it. When I meet someone who can match me, I gravitate toward them.
    Wsmith3 Wsmith3
    22-25, M
    Nov 19, 2014

    It's Ok To Fall

    Ask a stupid question...
    Sylphy Sylphy
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jul 3, 2012

    Please....tell me more about crockery Mrs.

    Jenkins I didn't want to kill myself the first time ya old *** told me all about it.
    CalypsoArt CalypsoArt
    31-35, F
    Feb 27, 2015

    Love Sarcasm

    I love sarcastic people, but I don't think I'm sarcastic. Their smart *** comments and witty remarks amuse me. :-*
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 20, 2013

    There's a group on here called 'I want to know

    if you think I'm attractive' LOL hahaha omg. People. Frigging people these days. It's why I hate them.
    CalypsoArt CalypsoArt
    31-35, F
    Feb 27, 2015

    I love Skymall. Because

    who could make it through life without the SkyRest pillow, & the Zombie of Montclaire Moors statue?
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1
    26-30, F
    1 Response Nov 6, 2015

    Today I was asked "Hey c,

    what's the difference between between a octopus and me?" I responded "I'd rather have an octopus telling me a bad joke" Idk I hate cheesy jokes a lot
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 5, 2014
    CalypsoArt CalypsoArt
    31-35, F
    Feb 27, 2015
    Curious079 Curious079
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 11, 2013

    To Drink Or Not To Drink...?

    Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 3, 2011

    "Your bra strap is showing" oh no no one can

    know that I, a teenage female, is wearing a bra someone call Victoria cause her secret's out
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 26, 2014

    At Check Point.

    When I was in college, sometimes me and my friends used to go to another University for lunch which was near to our college. There is a check point at gate , where you have to deposit your license and cops use to check your car. They knock the window and I say to my friends...
    Somexyz Somexyz
    26-30, M
    1 Response Aug 4, 2010

    A hard-on does not count

    as personal growth...
    AnthonyCumia AnthonyCumia
    46-50, M
    1 Response Nov 10, 2015
    WinterRose26 WinterRose26
    18-21, M
    1 Response Mar 29
    ShadowyCheshire ShadowyCheshire
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 15, 2014
    nalaredneb nalaredneb
    36-40, M
    Jul 7, 2014

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