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I Love Sarcasm

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    I use sarcasm as a defense mechanism

    and because I love it. When I meet someone who can match me, I gravitate toward them.
    Wsmith3 Wsmith3 22-25, M Nov 19, 2014

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    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F Apr 24, 2014

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    http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/shayne/articles/23473/title/lots-sarcastic-quotes
    azanun azanun 18-21, F Jun 7, 2014

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    I Mess With Poeple Useing Sarcasm

    I love to add a hint of sarcasm to liven the mood
    AshleysExperience AshleysExperience 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 12, 2013

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    Have You Ever Seen

    Have you ever seen that episode of Ed, Edd, n Eddy where they try to teach Ed the concept of sarcasm? lol... I'm probably the only one that has!! I like old british lady sarcasm. Its somehow just funnier than regular old sarcasm.
    stripesANDsunshine stripesANDsunshine 18-21, F Jul 17, 2008

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    Stand Up Sarcasm

    In a shouting match, my X yelled at me that I was SOOO sarcastic.... I said , Well Buddy.... Stop giving me so much material to work with ! "
    VoteForPedro VoteForPedro 51-55, F 17 Responses Dec 7, 2010

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    I am very sarcastic. Lol I mainly use it

    when you say or ask something stupid or obvious. Lol I can't stand when a woman can't take it and gets all butt hurt. I love when a woman can do the same thing to me. It's amazing. Lol and I love when I can share jokes with her and she can do the same thing back.
    yourbrowneye yourbrowneye 18-21, M Nov 1, 2014

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    Love Sarcasm

    I love sarcastic people, but I don't think I'm sarcastic. Their smart *** comments and witty remarks amuse me. :-*
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 20, 2013

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    Hate when ppl take my glasses & say "wow u

    really cant see!" No **** I dont take a random persons wheelchair & say "wow u really cant walk!"
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 24, 2014

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    Diary Of A Kissaholic .. Part Ii

    Dave.B … Dave is in my sisters year he had recently been chatting and flirting with me then in the classiest of places as tubes we snogged, he was a really good kisser which is probably why I also got with him another night in town shortly after – WIN! Ali S … This was a...
    missobserver missobserver 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 22, 2012

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    A Weapon

    Words can do anything.  The one who creates laughter is mighty. While irony loves disguise, sarcasm plays for the arena. It can be lethal.  It's the art of the naked but skilled swordsman.  The ultimate weapon of the word smith.  It is a weapon because...
    moreandless moreandless 56-60, M Feb 9, 2010

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    Ohhhh yeeeeah. It's totally awesome.

    Don't you just looove it when you're being totally sincere and some kind-hearted traveller just comes along and completely disrespects and belittles you for his own amusement?
    JohnMoreDread JohnMoreDread 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 12, 2014

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    "There is nothing more discouraging

    than unappreciated sarcasm."
    polar34 polar34 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 11, 2014

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    Sarcasm Gets The Point Across

    I find that sarcasm gets the point aross most of the time. some people don't get it worse yet, think they are being made fun of. that would be mean spirited  and not in the spirit of friendship which is the purpose of joining a social site such as this. I find that because...
    BuckarooBonzai BuckarooBonzai 51-55, F 6 Responses Apr 3, 2010

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    At Check Point.

    When I was in college, sometimes me and my friends used to go to another University for lunch which was near to our college. There is a check point at gate , where you have to deposit your license and cops use to check your car. They knock the window and I say to my friends...
    Somexyz Somexyz 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 4, 2010

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    "Your bra strap is showing" oh no no one can

    know that I, a teenage female, is wearing a bra someone call Victoria cause her secret's out
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 26, 2014

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    Simple Sarcasm

    I just LOVE abusing my friend with sarcasm. Well, i just can't stop myself when it comes to sarcasm. For instance; Victim: Why won't you just stop being smart? :P Me : Well, it's hard not to. Victim: Oh, puh-leeze! even I knew how to add numbers when I was still a newborn babe...
    jinxpixie jinxpixie 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 29, 2012

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    *In at the store* Cashier: "Are you buying

    all these?" Me: "Oh no, I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first."
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F Apr 24, 2014

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    mstv1112 mstv1112 16-17, F Jan 13

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    ShadowyCheshire ShadowyCheshire 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 15, 2014

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    CalypsoArt CalypsoArt 26-30, F Feb 27

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    nalaredneb nalaredneb 36-40, M Jul 7, 2014

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    epicmonk3ydude epicmonk3ydude 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 17, 2014

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    There's a group on here called 'I want to know

    if you think I'm attractive' LOL hahaha omg. People. Frigging people these days. It's why I hate them.
    CalypsoArt CalypsoArt 26-30, F Feb 27

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    I love it when people use the phrase 'a word to

    the wise' and then give you advice. Wise people don't need advice, so it probably means you are completely stupid 😜
    Lavender1145 Lavender1145 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 7, 2014

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    Being The Youngest

    of three sons , sarcasm was a way of life for me, often the receiver of the sharp retort or comment from my siblings hell even my dad had the odd comment , some say its the lowest for of wit ......   I say if you cannot understand my  sarcastic wit then leave...
    salar1 salar1 51-55, M 17 Responses Mar 28, 2010

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    Today I was asked "Hey c,

    what's the difference between between a octopus and me?" I responded "I'd rather have an octopus telling me a bad joke" Idk I hate cheesy jokes a lot
    ciciyoshi ciciyoshi 13-15, F Aug 5, 2014

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    It's Ok To Fall

    Ask a stupid question...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 3, 2012

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    You're Doing It Wrong Suckers

    I had to face the truth.Yep,I'm a jolly-good guy and I easily make friendships.But I'm also very nasty and annoying,therefore people easily get insulted by me.Dunno,I just love to put people on their place.It's stronger than me and it usually helps people grow stronger...
    SaintMaj SaintMaj 36-40, M May 4, 2012

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    To Drink Or Not To Drink...?

    Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 3, 2011

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    I am sooo popular! x,

    x Don't think this has anything to do with my experience title, look again
    chasetheweirdo8 chasetheweirdo8 13-15, M Jan 2

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    No One Gets It

    Most of the time when I'm being sarcastic, people don't get it. They just look at me with this "I don't comprehend what you're saying" kinda smile or they say "really? I didn't know that."
    AvrilAshburn AvrilAshburn 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 29, 2012

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    Please....tell me more about crockery Mrs.

    Jenkins I didn't want to kill myself the first time ya old *** told me all about it.
    CalypsoArt CalypsoArt 26-30, F Feb 27

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    I Cannot Beleive It

    I posted a story talking about how I am ashamed of showering naked, I was obviously making fun of the silliness of the group, but frighteningly, I got "a good number" of comments of people thinking that I have a problem with nudity or  wondering what the hell is wrong with me. I...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 8, 2013

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    Sarcasm Is Foocking Awesome!

    Not a minute goes past without me passing soe sarcastic comment or the other! I don't understand why some people don't like sarcasm! it's funny, it's honest, it's brilliant! =P
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 12, 2007

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    "Was that lightning?" "No no.

    ... they're taking pictures for Google Earth.."
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F Apr 28, 2014

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    Curious079 Curious079 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 11, 2013

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    its hilarious I love it jokes anyone?
    dancarew0548 dancarew0548 18-21, M Mar 17

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    I'm probably Quackers...
    tammy96 tammy96 46-50, M 7 hrs ago

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    Hyphenated...... Non-hyphenated.... Ironic isn't it!
    tammy96 tammy96 46-50, M Mar 3

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    Surely you have someone in mind?????
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 5 Responses Mar 7

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    The most ****** up joke life will play on you is letting you meet the right person at the wrong time.
    cat20079 cat20079 36-40, M 5 Responses Mar 9

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    The amount of bourbon I drink speaks volumes!
    tammy96 tammy96 46-50, M Mar 18

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    Sarcasm ~ The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots 36-40, M Mar 16

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    I love the kind of friendship where you can insult each other, but say 'I love you' and mean it. Thank you for being the lieutenant sarcasm, to my captain obvious. ❤
    weirduo weirduo 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 12

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    Others claim that comedy is the lowest form of entertainment. I certainly do not share the same views. There's wit and intelligence and certainly the timing should be right. It was...
    herethereandeverywhere herethereandeverywhere 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 14