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I Love Sarcasm

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    I Mess With Poeple Useing Sarcasm

    I love to add a hint of sarcasm to liven the mood
    AshleysExperience AshleysExperience 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 12, 2013

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    Krist0f Krist0f 41-45, M Oct 10

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    Sarcasm

    And I love it when you wear that fishnet shirt...
    SweetbriarPoet SweetbriarPoet 26-30, F Jun 27, 2008

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    Sarcasm Is Foocking Awesome!

    Not a minute goes past without me passing soe sarcastic comment or the other! I don't understand why some people don't like sarcasm! it's funny, it's honest, it's brilliant! =P
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 12, 2007

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    Hate when ppl take my glasses & say "wow u

    really cant see!" No **** I dont take a random persons wheelchair & say "wow u really cant walk!"
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 24

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    A Lovely Tale (Not Nonsensical In The Slightest)

    Pish posh! Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Try your hand at some satirical remarks regarding the bourgeoisie. I shall allow you into my castle if you can amuse me. Ah, I see. Your wee little mind lacks the capacity for such thoughts. I suggest you have a drink at the pub down...
    trivialtravesty trivialtravesty 18-21, F Nov 22, 2010

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    epicmonk3ydude epicmonk3ydude 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 17

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    "Was that lightning?" "No no.

    ... they're taking pictures for Google Earth.."
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 28

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    http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/shayne/articles/23473/title/lots-sarcastic-quotes
    azanun azanun 18-21, F Jun 7

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    To Drink Or Not To Drink...?

    Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 3, 2011

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    At Check Point.

    When I was in college, sometimes me and my friends used to go to another University for lunch which was near to our college. There is a check point at gate , where you have to deposit your license and cops use to check your car. They knock the window and I say to my friends...
    Somexyz Somexyz 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 4, 2010

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    Simple Sarcasm

    I just LOVE abusing my friend with sarcasm. Well, i just can't stop myself when it comes to sarcasm. For instance; Victim: Why won't you just stop being smart? :P Me : Well, it's hard not to. Victim: Oh, puh-leeze! even I knew how to add numbers when I was still a newborn babe...
    jinxpixie jinxpixie 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 29, 2012

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    I Live and Breathe It.

    Well, sarcasm and irony... oh and making fun of people in passing. Not really cruel things, at any rate. Stupid comparisons. Dry humor. Whatever. Dude, the Thief is awesome!! The whole time, this dude is making fun of poeple and complaining and being sarcastic. Weee...
    Nobodysaidbella Nobodysaidbella 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 6, 2008

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    A Weapon

    Words can do anything.  The one who creates laughter is mighty. While irony loves disguise, sarcasm plays for the arena. It can be lethal.  It's the art of the naked but skilled swordsman.  The ultimate weapon of the word smith.  It is a weapon because...
    moreandless moreandless 56-60, M Feb 9, 2010

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    Stand Up Sarcasm

    In a shouting match, my X yelled at me that I was SOOO sarcastic.... I said , Well Buddy.... Stop giving me so much material to work with ! "
    VoteForPedro VoteForPedro 51-55, F 17 Responses Dec 7, 2010

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    Have You Ever Seen

    Have you ever seen that episode of Ed, Edd, n Eddy where they try to teach Ed the concept of sarcasm? lol... I'm probably the only one that has!! I like old british lady sarcasm. Its somehow just funnier than regular old sarcasm.
    stripesANDsunshine stripesANDsunshine 18-21, F Jul 17, 2008

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    "Your bra strap is showing" oh no no one can

    know that I, a teenage female, is wearing a bra someone call Victoria cause her secret's out
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 26

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    Ohhhh yeeeeah. It's totally awesome.

    Don't you just looove it when you're being totally sincere and some kind-hearted traveller just comes along and completely disrespects and belittles you for his own amusement?
    JohnMoreDread JohnMoreDread 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 12

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    Saying What You Mean Is So Overrated...

    I was almost tempted to quit when my friends began to assume that every word out of my mouth was sarcastic... But, what's the fun in being direct?
    BOREDerline BOREDerline 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 3, 2008

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    I love it when people use the phrase 'a word to

    the wise' and then give you advice. Wise people don't need advice, so it probably means you are completely stupid 😜
    Lavender1145 Lavender1145 26-30, F Aug 7

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    I Cannot Beleive It

    I posted a story talking about how I am ashamed of showering naked, I was obviously making fun of the silliness of the group, but frighteningly, I got "a good number" of comments of people thinking that I have a problem with nudity or  wondering what the hell is wrong with me. I...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 8, 2013

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    What Would I Do With Out It!

    seriously, sarcasm is definately needed i'd say.   Life would be just too damn boring without it. If you take away sarcasm, you mineaswell take away jokes, pranks, and all around laughter. live life to the fullest... sarcastically.
    autumndonovan autumndonovan 19-21, F 1 Response Jan 14, 2008

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    ShadowyCheshire ShadowyCheshire 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 15

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    nalaredneb nalaredneb 31-35, M Jul 7

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    Being The Youngest

    of three sons , sarcasm was a way of life for me, often the receiver of the sharp retort or comment from my siblings hell even my dad had the odd comment , some say its the lowest for of wit ......   I say if you cannot understand my  sarcastic wit then leave...
    salar1 salar1 51-55, M 17 Responses Mar 28, 2010

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    It's Ok To Fall

    Ask a stupid question...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 3, 2012

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    You're Doing It Wrong Suckers

    I had to face the truth.Yep,I'm a jolly-good guy and I easily make friendships.But I'm also very nasty and annoying,therefore people easily get insulted by me.Dunno,I just love to put people on their place.It's stronger than me and it usually helps people grow stronger...
    SaintMaj SaintMaj 36-40, M May 4, 2012

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    Curious079 Curious079 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 11, 2013

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    Love Sarcasm

    I love sarcastic people, but I don't think I'm sarcastic. Their smart *** comments and witty remarks amuse me. :-*
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 20, 2013

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    "There is nothing more discouraging

    than unappreciated sarcasm."
    polar34 polar34 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 11

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    Krist0f Krist0f 41-45, M Oct 10

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    Today I was asked "Hey c,

    what's the difference between between a octopus and me?" I responded "I'd rather have an octopus telling me a bad joke" Idk I hate cheesy jokes a lot
    ciciyoshi ciciyoshi 13-15, F Aug 5

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    Diary Of A Kissaholic .. Part Ii

    Dave.B … Dave is in my sisters year he had recently been chatting and flirting with me then in the classiest of places as tubes we snogged, he was a really good kisser which is probably why I also got with him another night in town shortly after – WIN! Ali S … This was a...
    missobserver missobserver 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 22, 2012

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    Sarcasm Gets The Point Across

    I find that sarcasm gets the point aross most of the time. some people don't get it worse yet, think they are being made fun of. that would be mean spirited  and not in the spirit of friendship which is the purpose of joining a social site such as this. I find that because...
    BuckarooBonzai BuckarooBonzai 51-55, F 6 Responses Apr 3, 2010

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    No One Gets It

    Most of the time when I'm being sarcastic, people don't get it. They just look at me with this "I don't comprehend what you're saying" kinda smile or they say "really? I didn't know that."
    AvrilAshburn AvrilAshburn 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 29, 2012

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    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F Apr 24

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    *In at the store* Cashier: "Are you buying

    all these?" Me: "Oh no, I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first."
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F Apr 24

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    Related Experiences

    Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but it's amazing and I love it. Well, I love it if it's me that is being sarcastic
    musicislife00 musicislife00 16-17, F Oct 11

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    I am the johnny Appleseed of sarcasm.
    bluetiful bluetiful 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 2

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    Sarcasm is a wonderful thing when used occasionally. Use it too often and you are never taken seriously.
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    It doesn't matter that I was 18 when I met you. It doesn't matter that you're only a few years older than me. It doesn't matter that I am hopelessly in love with you. But, do you...
    thatkid1195 thatkid1195 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 28

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    I saw Ghost World when I was in my senior year of high school. I'd never identified with a character so much in my life as I did with Enid. I have the graphic novel sitting proudly...
    Kikiface22 Kikiface22 26-30, F Sep 27

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    So much time has passed. A little over two years, actually. In reality, that is not a very long time. But it sure as hell feels like an eternity. I can't believe I actually got by...
    TheFrozenOne TheFrozenOne 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 27

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    Sadly each day I am faced with a bunch of morons who know nothing of sarcasm or simple jokes.
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M Oct 5

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    "Sarcasm is the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded." Dostoevsky.
    talkinaftermidnight talkinaftermidnight 36-40, M 1 Response Oct 7

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    I love to make jokes and be sarcastic when someone is talking to me.
    dashuria dashuria 13-15, F Oct 11

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    I do not respond to hate and judgement on this site. Trolls, haters, vindictive sarcasm, and insulting questions will be ignored. I will, however, block and report you. So will the...
    NCheartinNY NCheartinNY 36-40, F 1 Response Oct 12

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    I need a girl who understand my level of sarcasm :D
    ESMatricX ESMatricX 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    Don't you dare forget the sun - Get Scared Sarcasm - Get Scared :D
    AskingAllTimeHorizon AskingAllTimeHorizon 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    I'm single but it still feels as if I'm obligated to explain my whereabouts to these two men even though I don't. The random moments of sarcasm and irritation during phone calls...
    PricelessLegacy PricelessLegacy 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    Damn! It's getting to me! It's so freaking AWESOME!!!! I'm #TeamStefan at the moment :) only on season 2. Watching Damons sarcasm is getting to me. I've pretty much been sarcastic...
    watermelongirl watermelongirl 16-17, F 2 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    Love is always there. It comes and goes, somedays it's stronger than others. Love is still there when you think all is lost and your heart is closed. Give it time...be patient...
    desirabledreams desirabledreams 46-50, F