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I Love Sarcasm

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    A Weapon

    Words can do anything.  The one who creates laughter is mighty. While irony loves disguise, sarcasm plays for the arena. It can be lethal.  It's the art of the naked but skilled swordsman.  The ultimate weapon of the word smith.  It is a weapon because...
    moreandless moreandless 56-60, M Feb 9, 2010

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    A Lovely Tale (Not Nonsensical In The Slightest)

    Pish posh! Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Try your hand at some satirical remarks regarding the bourgeoisie. I shall allow you into my castle if you can amuse me. Ah, I see. Your wee little mind lacks the capacity for such thoughts. I suggest you have a drink at the pub down...
    trivialtravesty trivialtravesty 18-21, F Nov 22, 2010

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    I love it when people use the phrase 'a word to

    the wise' and then give you advice. Wise people don't need advice, so it probably means you are completely stupid 😜
    Lavender1145 Lavender1145 26-30, F Aug 7

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    To Drink Or Not To Drink...?

    Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 3, 2011

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    Love Sarcasm

    I love sarcastic people, but I don't think I'm sarcastic. Their smart *** comments and witty remarks amuse me. :-*
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 20, 2013

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    Sarcasm Is Foocking Awesome!

    Not a minute goes past without me passing soe sarcastic comment or the other! I don't understand why some people don't like sarcasm! it's funny, it's honest, it's brilliant! =P
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 12, 2007

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    No One Gets It

    Most of the time when I'm being sarcastic, people don't get it. They just look at me with this "I don't comprehend what you're saying" kinda smile or they say "really? I didn't know that."
    AvrilAshburn AvrilAshburn 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 29, 2012

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    nalaredneb nalaredneb 31-35, M Jul 7

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    I Cannot Beleive It

    I posted a story talking about how I am ashamed of showering naked, I was obviously making fun of the silliness of the group, but frighteningly, I got "a good number" of comments of people thinking that I have a problem with nudity or  wondering what the hell is wrong with me. I...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 8, 2013

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    Stand Up Sarcasm

    In a shouting match, my X yelled at me that I was SOOO sarcastic.... I said , Well Buddy.... Stop giving me so much material to work with ! "
    VoteForPedro VoteForPedro 51-55, F 17 Responses Dec 7, 2010

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    What Would I Do With Out It!

    seriously, sarcasm is definately needed i'd say.   Life would be just too damn boring without it. If you take away sarcasm, you mineaswell take away jokes, pranks, and all around laughter. live life to the fullest... sarcastically.
    autumndonovan autumndonovan 19-21, F 1 Response Jan 14, 2008

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    http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/shayne/articles/23473/title/lots-sarcastic-quotes
    azanun azanun 18-21, F Jun 7

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    "There is nothing more discouraging

    than unappreciated sarcasm."
    polar34 polar34 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 11

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    "Your bra strap is showing" oh no no one can

    know that I, a teenage female, is wearing a bra someone call Victoria cause her secret's out
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 26

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    At Check Point.

    When I was in college, sometimes me and my friends used to go to another University for lunch which was near to our college. There is a check point at gate , where you have to deposit your license and cops use to check your car. They knock the window and I say to my friends...
    Somexyz Somexyz 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 4, 2010

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    Simple Sarcasm

    I just LOVE abusing my friend with sarcasm. Well, i just can't stop myself when it comes to sarcasm. For instance; Victim: Why won't you just stop being smart? :P Me : Well, it's hard not to. Victim: Oh, puh-leeze! even I knew how to add numbers when I was still a newborn babe...
    jinxpixie jinxpixie 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 29, 2012

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    It's Ok To Fall

    Ask a stupid question...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 3, 2012

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    Sarcasm...the Opium of the Masses!!!

    Seriously though, sarcasm is the only way to make sense of senselessness in life.  So many things boggle the mind....like I buy my clothes at the GAP because, heck, what else are those 6 year olds kids going to do with their day??
    gammarayburst gammarayburst 41-45, M 3 Responses Apr 6, 2008

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    I Mess With Poeple Useing Sarcasm

    I love to add a hint of sarcasm to liven the mood
    AshleysExperience AshleysExperience 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 12, 2013

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    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F Apr 24

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    ShadowyCheshire ShadowyCheshire 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 15

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    Irony

    well maybe more irony and facetiousness than downright sarcasm!
    empacher75 empacher75 31-35, M Dec 16, 2009

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    "Was that lightning?" "No no.

    ... they're taking pictures for Google Earth.."
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 28

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    Being The Youngest

    of three sons , sarcasm was a way of life for me, often the receiver of the sharp retort or comment from my siblings hell even my dad had the odd comment , some say its the lowest for of wit ......   I say if you cannot understand my  sarcastic wit then leave...
    salar1 salar1 51-55, M 17 Responses Mar 28, 2010

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    I Don't Like Sarcasm

    Like.. ok that was sarcasm.. HAHA .. ok NOT hehe I love it!
    rocker6346 rocker6346 18-21, M Jun 12, 2008

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    *In at the store* Cashier: "Are you buying

    all these?" Me: "Oh no, I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first."
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F Apr 24

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    Have You Ever Seen

    Have you ever seen that episode of Ed, Edd, n Eddy where they try to teach Ed the concept of sarcasm? lol... I'm probably the only one that has!! I like old british lady sarcasm. Its somehow just funnier than regular old sarcasm.
    stripesANDsunshine stripesANDsunshine 18-21, F Jul 17, 2008

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    Sarcasm

    And I love it when you wear that fishnet shirt...
    SweetbriarPoet SweetbriarPoet 22-25, F Jun 27, 2008

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    You're Doing It Wrong Suckers

    I had to face the truth.Yep,I'm a jolly-good guy and I easily make friendships.But I'm also very nasty and annoying,therefore people easily get insulted by me.Dunno,I just love to put people on their place.It's stronger than me and it usually helps people grow stronger...
    SaintMaj SaintMaj 36-40, M May 4, 2012

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    Diary Of A Kissaholic .. Part Ii

    Dave.B … Dave is in my sisters year he had recently been chatting and flirting with me then in the classiest of places as tubes we snogged, he was a really good kisser which is probably why I also got with him another night in town shortly after – WIN! Ali S … This was a...
    missobserver missobserver 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 22, 2012

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    Hate when ppl take my glasses & say "wow u

    really cant see!" No **** I dont take a random persons wheelchair & say "wow u really cant walk!"
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 24

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    I Live and Breathe It.

    Well, sarcasm and irony... oh and making fun of people in passing. Not really cruel things, at any rate. Stupid comparisons. Dry humor. Whatever. Dude, the Thief is awesome!! The whole time, this dude is making fun of poeple and complaining and being sarcastic. Weee...
    Nobodysaidbella Nobodysaidbella 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 6, 2008

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    epicmonk3ydude epicmonk3ydude 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 17

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    Sarcasm Gets The Point Across

    I find that sarcasm gets the point aross most of the time. some people don't get it worse yet, think they are being made fun of. that would be mean spirited  and not in the spirit of friendship which is the purpose of joining a social site such as this. I find that because...
    BuckarooBonzai BuckarooBonzai 51-55, F 6 Responses Apr 3, 2010

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    Today I was asked "Hey c,

    what's the difference between between a octopus and me?" I responded "I'd rather have an octopus telling me a bad joke" Idk I hate cheesy jokes a lot
    ciciyoshi ciciyoshi 13-15, F Aug 5

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    Curious079 Curious079 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 11, 2013

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    Saying What You Mean Is So Overrated...

    I was almost tempted to quit when my friends began to assume that every word out of my mouth was sarcastic... But, what's the fun in being direct?
    BOREDerline BOREDerline 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 3, 2008

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    Ohhhh yeeeeah. It's totally awesome.

    Don't you just looove it when you're being totally sincere and some kind-hearted traveller just comes along and completely disrespects and belittles you for his own amusement?
    JohnMoreDread JohnMoreDread 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 12

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    Related Experiences

    I just love all the humorous jackasses out there. People seem to be a little bit too sensitive nowadays. Love to all the people who make me laugh and can take a joke. Nothing more...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 23

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    They say laughter is the best medicine. Well if that's true, then making people laugh, must be therapeutic for the individual who makes them laugh. If I can go into a boring...
    ChrisAJ1970 ChrisAJ1970 41-45, M Aug 26

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    based on my experiences with not only annoying people but ******** and *******, I've realized that sarcasm is the most effective weapon against them. That, and not taking their...
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 26-30, M Aug 30

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    I'm at that level of sarcasm where people think I'm seriously stupid.
    picses2222 picses2222 13-15, F a week ago

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    I Am What I Am #2 I am true. I may be a fake smile, but I am real. I have a real beating heart that loves until it is forced to hate. I admit that I do hate, even though it is...
    myusername22 myusername22 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 28

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    I've been looking at other posts on here and i've experienced it first hand; the love for the British Accent. I don't understand this at all.. Obviously i'm from England so.. i...
    cupcakes1995 cupcakes1995 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    We don't need no education We dont need no thought control No dark sarcasm in the classroom Teachers leave them kids alone Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone! All in all it's...
    rehn65 rehn65 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 31

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    Prepared to be really friggin' bored. This isn't even sarcasm. I play it every day. I discovered I was capable of matching or surpassing the lowest number of possible moves for a...
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F Sep 5

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    “Would The South Be Angry If “ As a Proud Resident of a Southern State it occurred to me what might or might not happen if certain changes were made in this Country , and I...
    TsavoHunter TsavoHunter 36-40, M Sep 11

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    I am 26 years old and I still have never had a girlfriend. Everybody I know is seeing someone even my closest of friends. Now I feel all alone hiding the pain with jokes and...
    WeirdJoe WeirdJoe 26-30, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I think it's my one saving grace! People can fault me for the way I look or the things I've done. But something they can't fault me on is my sense of humour. Very dry with a little...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 3 days ago

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    To love and be loved is the one of the greatest things in life. But what if that was the case but you just couldn't be? I've been dating a guy where for almost a year and have...
    lights00 lights00 22-25, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    He's the answer to all of my problems. He's the key to the whole in my heart. I don't care what anyone says. I love him. I love him with everything I have. You don't have the...
    catherineeac catherineeac 13-15, F 4 hrs ago

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    "Much of my life had been devoted to trying not to cry in front of people who loved me, so I knew what Augustus was doing. You clench your teeth. You look up. You tell yourself...
    Cherbelle Cherbelle 41-45, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago