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I Love Sarcasm

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    Irony

    well maybe more irony and facetiousness than downright sarcasm!
    empacher75 empacher75 31-35, M Dec 16, 2009

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    Diary Of A Kissaholic .. Part Ii

    Dave.B … Dave is in my sisters year he had recently been chatting and flirting with me then in the classiest of places as tubes we snogged, he was a really good kisser which is probably why I also got with him another night in town shortly after – WIN! Ali S … This was a...
    missobserver missobserver 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 22, 2012

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    Sarcasm Is Foocking Awesome!

    Not a minute goes past without me passing soe sarcastic comment or the other! I don't understand why some people don't like sarcasm! it's funny, it's honest, it's brilliant! =P
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 12, 2007

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    epicmonk3ydude epicmonk3ydude 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 17

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    Yes

    w/ out sarcasm the world would be n even ******* place. peolpe r so sensitive at times.w/ out sarcasm i wouldnt have much to say.some got that great sarcasm others just wish they did.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Sep 11, 2009

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    ShadowyCheshire ShadowyCheshire 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 15

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    A Weapon

    Words can do anything.  The one who creates laughter is mighty. While irony loves disguise, sarcasm plays for the arena. It can be lethal.  It's the art of the naked but skilled swordsman.  The ultimate weapon of the word smith.  It is a weapon because...
    moreandless moreandless 56-60, M Feb 9, 2010

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    A Lovely Tale (Not Nonsensical In The Slightest)

    Pish posh! Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Try your hand at some satirical remarks regarding the bourgeoisie. I shall allow you into my castle if you can amuse me. Ah, I see. Your wee little mind lacks the capacity for such thoughts. I suggest you have a drink at the pub down...
    trivialtravesty trivialtravesty 18-21, F Nov 22, 2010

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    It's Ok To Fall

    Ask a stupid question...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 3, 2012

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    I Live and Breathe It.

    Well, sarcasm and irony... oh and making fun of people in passing. Not really cruel things, at any rate. Stupid comparisons. Dry humor. Whatever. Dude, the Thief is awesome!! The whole time, this dude is making fun of poeple and complaining and being sarcastic. Weee...
    Nobodysaidbella Nobodysaidbella 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 6, 2008

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    The Funny Kind

    I used to think I didn't like any sarcasm, but when I think about the kind of wit I am most attracted to, there is often a touch of sarcasm behind it.  Too often, I feel that people use it as an excuse to be mean, but I've decided not to let that ruin my fun.  :p "...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 5, 2008

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    THANKS

    I LOVE IT WHEN PEOLPE DONT GET SARCASM, LIKE CERTAIN COMMENTS ON THIS SITE, U CANT EXPLAIN SARCASM IT IS JUST FUNNY, IT AINT MEAN. COME ON WE ALL LAUGH WHEN SOMEONE FALLS. BUT SOME OF US LIKE ME R HONEST ENOUGH TO JUST LAUGH  NOT  HIDE IT. CAUSE WE ALL NOW ITS FUNNY.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 11, 2009

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    Saying What You Mean Is So Overrated...

    I was almost tempted to quit when my friends began to assume that every word out of my mouth was sarcastic... But, what's the fun in being direct?
    BOREDerline BOREDerline 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 3, 2008

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    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F Apr 24

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    Stand Up Sarcasm

    In a shouting match, my X yelled at me that I was SOOO sarcastic.... I said , Well Buddy.... Stop giving me so much material to work with ! "
    VoteForPedro VoteForPedro 51-55, F 17 Responses Dec 7, 2010

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    At Check Point.

    When I was in college, sometimes me and my friends used to go to another University for lunch which was near to our college. There is a check point at gate , where you have to deposit your license and cops use to check your car. They knock the window and I say to my friends...
    Somexyz Somexyz 22-25 1 Response Aug 4, 2010

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    *In at the store* Cashier: "Are you buying

    all these?" Me: "Oh no, I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first."
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F Apr 24

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    What Would I Do With Out It!

    seriously, sarcasm is definately needed i'd say.   Life would be just too damn boring without it. If you take away sarcasm, you mineaswell take away jokes, pranks, and all around laughter. live life to the fullest... sarcastically.
    autumndonovan autumndonovan 19-21, F 1 Response Jan 14, 2008

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    Ohhhh yeeeeah. It's totally awesome.

    Don't you just looove it when you're being totally sincere and some kind-hearted traveller just comes along and completely disrespects and belittles you for his own amusement?
    JohnMoreDread JohnMoreDread 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 12

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    I Cannot Beleive It

    I posted a story talking about how I am ashamed of showering naked, I was obviously making fun of the silliness of the group, but frighteningly, I got "a good number" of comments of people thinking that I have a problem with nudity or  wondering what the hell is wrong with me. I...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 8, 2013

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    Hate when ppl take my glasses & say "wow u

    really cant see!" No **** I dont take a random persons wheelchair & say "wow u really cant walk!"
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 24

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    nalaredneb nalaredneb 31-35, M Jul 7

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    Curious079 Curious079 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 11, 2013

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    "Your bra strap is showing" oh no no one can

    know that I, a teenage female, is wearing a bra someone call Victoria cause her secret's out
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 26

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    I Don't Like Sarcasm

    Like.. ok that was sarcasm.. HAHA .. ok NOT hehe I love it!
    rocker6346 rocker6346 18-21, M Jun 12, 2008

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    Have You Ever Seen

    Have you ever seen that episode of Ed, Edd, n Eddy where they try to teach Ed the concept of sarcasm? lol... I'm probably the only one that has!! I like old british lady sarcasm. Its somehow just funnier than regular old sarcasm.
    stripesANDsunshine stripesANDsunshine 18-21, F Jul 17, 2008

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    Simple Sarcasm

    I just LOVE abusing my friend with sarcasm. Well, i just can't stop myself when it comes to sarcasm. For instance; Victim: Why won't you just stop being smart? :P Me : Well, it's hard not to. Victim: Oh, puh-leeze! even I knew how to add numbers when I was still a newborn babe...
    jinxpixie jinxpixie 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 29, 2012

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    You're Doing It Wrong Suckers

    I had to face the truth.Yep,I'm a jolly-good guy and I easily make friendships.But I'm also very nasty and annoying,therefore people easily get insulted by me.Dunno,I just love to put people on their place.It's stronger than me and it usually helps people grow stronger...
    SaintMaj SaintMaj 36-40, M May 4, 2012

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    "There is nothing more discouraging

    than unappreciated sarcasm."
    polar34 polar34 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 11

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    To Drink Or Not To Drink...?

    Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 3, 2011

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    "Was that lightning?" "No no.

    ... they're taking pictures for Google Earth.."
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 28

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    No One Gets It

    Most of the time when I'm being sarcastic, people don't get it. They just look at me with this "I don't comprehend what you're saying" kinda smile or they say "really? I didn't know that."
    AvrilAshburn AvrilAshburn 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 29, 2012

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    http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/shayne/articles/23473/title/lots-sarcastic-quotes
    azanun azanun 18-21, F Jun 7

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    Sarcasm...the Opium of the Masses!!!

    Seriously though, sarcasm is the only way to make sense of senselessness in life.  So many things boggle the mind....like I buy my clothes at the GAP because, heck, what else are those 6 year olds kids going to do with their day??
    gammarayburst gammarayburst 41-45, M 3 Responses Apr 6, 2008

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    Sarcasm

    And I love it when you wear that fishnet shirt...
    SweetbriarPoet SweetbriarPoet 22-25, F Jun 27, 2008

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    Sarcasm Gets The Point Across

    I find that sarcasm gets the point aross most of the time. some people don't get it worse yet, think they are being made fun of. that would be mean spirited  and not in the spirit of friendship which is the purpose of joining a social site such as this. I find that because...
    BuckarooBonzai BuckarooBonzai 51-55, F 6 Responses Apr 3, 2010

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    Love Sarcasm

    I love sarcastic people, but I don't think I'm sarcastic. Their smart *** comments and witty remarks amuse me. :-*
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 20, 2013

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    Being The Youngest

    of three sons , sarcasm was a way of life for me, often the receiver of the sharp retort or comment from my siblings hell even my dad had the odd comment , some say its the lowest for of wit ......   I say if you cannot understand my  sarcastic wit then leave...
    salar1 salar1 51-55, M 17 Responses Mar 28, 2010

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    I Mess With Poeple Useing Sarcasm

    I love to add a hint of sarcasm to liven the mood
    AshleysExperience AshleysExperience 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 12, 2013

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    Yea, and Furthermore

    Yea, really, sure, whatever, maybe?
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 19, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    I hate it when someone who doesn’t speak sarcasm has to comment and ruin my posts.
    PinkP0werRanger PinkP0werRanger 26-30, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I am a very sarcastic person myself. It is indeed fun to be sarcastic sometimes. It can be a fun way of releasing some negative energy that is built up inside of you. However when...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 4 days ago

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    And now my dedicated poem to the world of sarcasm ^w^’ Brain: Is this sarcastic owO Hector: Let’s get her ^//w//^ *This is always the perfect opportunity to finish her off :{3...
    SquirrellyGal2493 SquirrellyGal2493 18-21 1 Response Jul 17

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    Sarcasm is not a turn on for me. I already have one person in my life who thinks that her fluent use of it some how makes her attractive or wanted more. It doesnt!!
    Workoutguy720 Workoutguy720 26-30, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Well, isn't this just fancy. A "National" Sarcasm Society? Where's my prize then?
    JadedDivinity JadedDivinity 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Sarcasm does not equal wit or intelligence. People have multiple intelligences. Putting other people down in an ironic manner is not once of them.
    emiveritas emiveritas 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    Once upon a time there was an 18 year old girl who had broken up with her bf. She met this 16 yr. old boy, who was from the internet. She wanted to formally tell him she was adding...
    Wewerethereinthattime Wewerethereinthattime 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 15

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    It was an accident, really. Nobody plans to fall in love with their physics teacher. I met my second year physics teacher (we'll call him Mr. K) last year, before he taught me...
    MaiChan MaiChan 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    We don't need no education We dont need no thought control No dark sarcasm in the classroom Teachers leave them kids alone Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone! All in all it's...
    CallMeChelsea CallMeChelsea 16-17, F 8 Responses Jul 16

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    "Lizard Birth" This Is Hilarious! If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 3 Responses Jul 21

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    I believe in love and could have posted this under that, but the real experience I'm having now is understanding why I am not ready for love. How do I know I'm not ready? That is...
    OnAlert OnAlert 56-60, M 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    "Take My Breath Away" By Berlin Watching every motion In my foolish lover's game On this endless ocean Finally lovers know no shame Turning and returning To some secret place...
    Mindyb123 Mindyb123 26-30, F 4 hrs ago

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