Love this show!! :) <3
Sometimes I am Kramer, all crazy, scattered and with my foot in my mouth. Sometimes I am Jerry, sarcastic but funny. I am never ever Elaine. I am...
I wrote a story not too long ago about my love for Benedict Cumberbatch. I just want to say that I'm over my predicament and just want to impart some words of wisdom to any one who...
Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her; 'Father, may I ask a favour?' '
'Of course child. What may I do...
The glass is almost empty, which is a sign to fold up my tent and hit the shower...
My friends, take it easy and make someone smile! Sack the drama, and spread the love!
me: would you still love me if I was fat?
him: "I would roll you everywhere."
I love wearing this leather outfit so much, that I am going to buy another!
Hi mel here would love some tributes from anyone. Please see comment below.
She loves the colour white,
She loves travels,
She loves bad jokes,
She loves a clean house,
She loves naps,
She loves marmalade,
She loves to swear,
She loves fast cars...