Tonight's pipe night.
Jerry: What? What happened to your face? It looks like an old catcher's mitt.
Kramer checks it out)
Kramer: My face is all craggly, it's crinkly.
Jerry: It's from all that smoke. You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours. What...
I am a total Seinfeld fan accross the board but some of my favorites are when Georges parents are around. Frank and Estel scream at each other and make some of the funniest comments.The one where they cut George loose because he cant hold a job or a relationship, Frank gets up to...
So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.
George Costanza: You're Batman.
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with...
where Kramer puts on his clothes straight from the dryer, comes to mind.
I literally do this every morning. First thing I do is throw mine and my kids clothes into the dryer and we put them on while still warm. It is the only way to get dressed in the morning.
I thought of...
No matter how many times I see this one I still laugh out loud. George's speech at the end, about how he resuced the whale is priceless. And then the expression on Kramer's face when he pulls the golf ball out his pocket. The best!! I am smiling just thinking about it
where we share funnies. Thought I'd share mine you all today....Enjoy your Friday, Seinfeld style!!
Jerry wakes up at the hospital. Kramer is staring at him up close.]
Kramer: It's ok, Jerry. I'm right here.
Jerry: I can see that! What happened?
I have loved this show since day 1! My grandma used to call our house between 8-830 on Thur nights and I'd get SO mad at her, it interrupted my Seinfeld! This show never gets old. You can relate pretty much any life experience to this show. I love the one where Elaine draws...
Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.Jerry: Wow.George Costanza: You're Batman.Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm...
Manhatten! Back in December 2001 during a day trip there, my father and I had lunch at Tom's Diner at 2880 Broadway. This past August, my mother and I took a day trip to Manhatten. While I let her sit somewhere, I went off on my own to see the Ed Sullivan Theater (during the...
I like to draw some of my daily philosophy of life from the Costanzas
George : "You know, we live in a society"
Frank : "Serenity Now!! "
They weren't specific on the tone of voice, and if it needs to be yelled.
They're so funny..I can relate to George,and oddly enough,feel like him sometimes,with his self loathing.LOL Elaine and her dancing is hilarious,as is the stinky car and the bakery episode,ah,let's not forget the Soup Nazi..LOL They can cheer me up on a sad day.
has developed an annoying little habit?"
"No. He keeps asking me to give him a high-five."
"I thought all guys do that."
"Slapping hands is the lowest form of primate ritual."
Newman: It's Thursday.
Kramer: Really? Feels like Tuesday.
Newman: Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel....
Kramer: I feel Tuesday and Wednesday...
Jerry: All right, shut up the both of you! You're making me nervous.