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    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 17, 2015

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    Guess Who Bought Season 4 Today?

    One of my favorites-especially The Bubble Boy. Gets me every time. I wish that there were more shows like this.
    Suedeshoes Suedeshoes 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 24, 2012

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    Watching the Democratic debate last night every

    time I heard Bernie Sanders talk I was hoping he'd start screaming for George to bring him his calzone or start going off on some long rant about Billy Martin.
    RememberTomorrow RememberTomorrow 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 14, 2015

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    George Is My Fav

    They're so funny..I can relate to George,and oddly enough,feel like him sometimes,with his self loathing.LOL  Elaine and her dancing is hilarious,as is the stinky car and the bakery episode,ah,let's not forget the Soup Nazi..LOL  They can cheer me up on a sad day.
    cryingoveryou cryingoveryou 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 1, 2009

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    "Alright, alright, look,

    I don't have grace, I don't want grace, I don't even say grace, okay?!"
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 1 Response May 1, 2015

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    "Hey Elaine, have you noticed your boyfriend

    has developed an annoying little habit?" "The squinting?" "No." "The staring?" "No. He keeps asking me to give him a high-five." "I thought all guys do that." "Slapping hands is the lowest form of primate ritual."
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 10, 2015

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    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F Apr 24, 2015

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    I've been to 2 "Seinfeld" landmarks in

    Manhatten! Back in December 2001 during a day trip there, my father and I had lunch at Tom's Diner at 2880 Broadway. This past August, my mother and I took a day trip to Manhatten. While I let her sit somewhere, I went off on my own to see the Ed Sullivan Theater (during the...
    PhillyAutismGuy PhillyAutismGuy 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 12

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    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F Apr 3, 2015

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    littleindigoviolet littleindigoviolet 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 24, 2014

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    If you're not gonna be a part of a civil

    society, then just get in your car and drive on over to the East Side. –Kramer
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F Jun 5, 2015

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    ESTELLE: Georgie, would you like some Jello?

    FRANK: Why'd you put the bananas in there?! ESTELLE: GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS!!!! FRANK: SO LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!!!!
    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 11, 2014

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    Kramer: What's today?

    Newman: It's Thursday. Kramer: Really? Feels like Tuesday. Newman: Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel.... Kramer: I feel Tuesday and Wednesday... Jerry: All right, shut up the both of you! You're making me nervous.
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 1 Response Jun 11, 2015

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    "Well, the Jerk Store called,

    and they're running out of you." George Costanza
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30 2 Responses Feb 21, 2015

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    "Why do we have to bring wine?

    I hate wine, I like Pepsi" "there's no way your telling me wine is better than Pepsi" George The worlds greats social philosopher.
    Benny412 Benny412 31-35, M Feb 16, 2015

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    I lolled at the episode

    where Elaine takes muscle relaxers for her back and kept screaming "STELLAAAA"
    kissthedeadly kissthedeadly 22-25, F Apr 5, 2014

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    Philosophies For Life

    I like to draw some of my daily philosophy of life from the Costanzas George : "You know, we live in a society" Frank : "Serenity Now!! " They weren't specific on the tone of voice, and if it needs to be yelled.
    SimpleMan2000 SimpleMan2000 61-65, M 1 Response Jul 30, 2013

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    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F May 1, 2015

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    Larry David is a genius.

    (Curb your enthusiasm is my favorite)
    NatalieCoxx214 NatalieCoxx214 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 15, 2015

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    IndecisiveDoeEyes IndecisiveDoeEyes 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 13, 2015

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    Cosmo Kramer: The bus is outta control.

    So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus. Jerry: Wow. George Costanza: You're Batman. Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with...
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 1, 2015

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    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30 2 Responses Sep 19, 2015

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    I've always loved George's advice to look

    annoyed all the time while you're at work because people will assume you're busy. I can vouch that it truly works.
    RememberTomorrow RememberTomorrow 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 14, 2015

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    Idontwanttosendyouapic Idontwanttosendyouapic 18-21, F 6 Responses Nov 8, 2015

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    Kramer: Hey, you should come over.

    Tonight's pipe night. Jerry: What? What happened to your face? It looks like an old catcher's mitt. Kramer: What? Kramer checks it out) Kramer: My face is all craggly, it's crinkly. Jerry: It's from all that smoke. You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours. What...
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 1 Response May 8, 2015

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    On this day of days..

    .I want to wish everyone a Happy Festivus.
    RememberTomorrow RememberTomorrow 31-35, M Dec 23, 2015

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    I love when Kramer takes a vow of silence

    after telling everyone at the coffee shop that george is in love with a "femme-Jerry"
    littleindigoviolet littleindigoviolet 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 17, 2014

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    I just read littleindigoviolet's story

    and it reminded me of my favourite episode.... "The Contest" Damn! That episode was ground breaking for television... 😂 
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl 46-50, F 5 Responses Nov 17, 2014

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 23, 2015

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    My sisters and I do Seinfeld Fridays

    where we share funnies. Thought I'd share mine you all today....Enjoy your Friday, Seinfeld style!! Jerry wakes up at the hospital. Kramer is staring at him up close.] Jerry: Aah! Kramer: It's ok, Jerry. I'm right here. Jerry: I can see that! What happened? Kramer: That...
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F Apr 3, 2015

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    "The sea was angry that day my friends!

    Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."
    RememberTomorrow RememberTomorrow 31-35, M Sep 22, 2015

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    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots 36-40, M 1 Response Oct 10, 2015

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    This is great. Someone trolls "Dear Amy" by

    writing in with a problem they took straight from a Seinfeld episode. I left the link to the article if you want the background and to see Amy's actual response...lol. Dear Amy: I recently ran into a famous local sports figure at my gym. I didn’t want to bother him, but...
    RememberTomorrow RememberTomorrow 31-35, M Jan 26

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    Jerry, good manners are the glue of society!

    ! So true!!! Kramer is so wise....lol
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F May 15, 2015

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    Greatest show of all time.

    Some many great moments and lines. What is yours?
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jun 11, 2014

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    Seinfeld Friday..... So the episode

    where Kramer puts on his clothes straight from the dryer, comes to mind. I literally do this every morning. First thing I do is throw mine and my kids clothes into the dryer and we put them on while still warm. It is the only way to get dressed in the morning. I thought of...
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 1 Response May 22, 2015

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    I'm sporting my Vandelay Industries t-shirt

    today. I found it deep in my drawer. I had forgotten about it!! Haha
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 2 Responses May 3, 2015

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    howie79 howie79 36-40, M 2 Responses Feb 14, 2015

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    Never Gets Old

    I have loved this show since day 1! My grandma used to call our house between 8-830 on Thur nights and I'd get SO mad at her, it interrupted my Seinfeld! This show never gets old. You can relate pretty much any life experience to this show. I love the one where Elaine draws...
    nettyg nettyg 36-40, F Aug 19, 2013

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    Only 19 days until Festivus.

    ...I'll be grabbing the pole from the crawl space next week and I've already started making my list of grievances and training for the Feats of Strength.
    RememberTomorrow RememberTomorrow 31-35, M 2 Responses Dec 4, 2015

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    The best of both worlds!

    !! The Muppets meet Seinfeld Brilliant! :)
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F May 22, 2015

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    Funny Seinfeld Quote: Kramer And The Out Of Control Bus

    Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.Jerry: Wow.George Costanza: You're Batman.Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 6, 2012

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    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F Aug 26, 2014

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    darkdark19 darkdark19 16-17, F Dec 9, 2015

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