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I Love Seinfeld

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    Philosophies For Life

    I like to draw some of my daily philosophy of life from the Costanzas George : "You know, we live in a society" Frank : "Serenity Now!! " They weren't specific on the tone of voice, and if it needs to be yelled.
    SimpleMan2000 SimpleMan2000 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 30, 2013

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    The Marine Biologist

    No matter how many times I see this one I still laugh out loud. George's speech at the end, about how he resuced the whale is priceless. And then the expression on Kramer's face when he pulls the golf ball out his pocket. The best!! I am smiling just thinking about it
    whiterabbit whiterabbit 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 14, 2008

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    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F Aug 26

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    Hey this yoghurt is really something aye,

    and it's non fat..!Hello Newman!You dipped, and then you double dipped, it's like putting your whole mouth in the dip 
    GroundedButterfly81 GroundedButterfly81 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 18

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    I Love Seinfeld

    I'm still not sure who my fav character is. Most of the time it's Kramer but then I love George and his dad Frank. I love Elaine and Jerry...Dang it I love them all. My fav extra characters are Bob and Cedric the Puertorican street toughs that steal Elaine's armoire from Kramer...
    Treblemaker Treblemaker 26-30, F Apr 26, 2012

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    I just read littleindigoviolet's story

    and it reminded me of my favourite episode.... "The Contest" Damn! That episode was ground breaking for television... šŸ˜‚ 
    Pinky65 Pinky65 46-50, F 7 Responses Nov 17

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    Its Never Not Funny..i Luv It

    i need the home bed advantage.... my whole life is a sham.
    poll09 poll09 46-50 Sep 28, 2012

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    My favourite comedy to this day.

    Was a teenager back in the 90s. The physical comedy from Michael Richards is unmatched to this day, I think. My favourite episode is a tough one. Probably changes with the mood I'm in, but I still love the episode where Kramer has to pass his kidney stone.
    Skywalker1979 Skywalker1979 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 31

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    I Think We All Have A "George"

    "Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?" - George, in "The Switch" I think we all have a "George". Those who do not should really think about getting one. Ā 
    PrecariousMe PrecariousMe 31-35, F Nov 2, 2011

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    I love when Kramer takes a vow of silence

    after telling everyone at the coffee shop that george is in love with a "femme-Jerry"
    littleindigoviolet littleindigoviolet 26-30, F 4 Responses Nov 17

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    That, Is One Magic Lugee

    my favorite episode is where jerry hooks up with this player from the yankees and he gives him his number. then he and elaine are sitting in the coffee shop and jerry is freaking out because the player didn't call and elaine says, "I'm sorry honey." and then he finally...
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F Jan 8, 2008

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    Its Still Funny Today

    i first watched seinfeld with my partents when i was a young teen. i got into it right away, now a days i have seen mostly every episode. some people get clinical about early or newer epidsodes but i think every episode is great. but just recently a few weeks ago i just...
    kurokineko kurokineko 18-21, M Mar 17, 2012

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    'Seinfeld' is my second favorite sitcom of all

    time, right after '30 Rock.' I think I've seen every episode at least five or six times. But it makes me feel guilty. The characters, as funny as they are, are absolutely awful and amoral. When I find myself identifying with them, or rooting for them, I always feel bad. Is that...
    howie79 howie79 31-35, M Jan 31

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    No soup you! Haha, love

    that show so much, love the k man
    barnest2 barnest2 22-25, M Mar 4

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    Seinfeld Bloopers

    Has anyone ever watched the Seinfeld bloopers? I'm watching it right now on YouTube and oh my God, my face and stomach hurts from laughing so hard. So funny! Seinfeld is already a super amazingly funny show and the bloopers are just the cherry on top of an awesome cake. I...
    AngelOfEccentricity AngelOfEccentricity 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 13, 2012

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    littleindigoviolet littleindigoviolet 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 24

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    A Thinking Man's Sitcom

    I love Seinfeld, obviously, or I wouldn't be here. It was such a brilliantly written sitcom that very rarely, if ever, had to resort to the potty/low-brow humor of so many other shows. The one thing about Seinfeld that I think even hardcore fans of the show would agree on, was...
    slamdawg9 slamdawg9 46-50, M Aug 8, 2011

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    Awsome

    got into watching seinfeld through my older sister sense thenĀ  i've been hooked. peopleĀ  always ask me why i watch it because it's not funny but i usually tell them it's because they don't get the jokes and i do. although i've watched every episode, each time i watch it i...
    rjone194 rjone194 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 20, 2010

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    fjb7777 fjb7777 36-40, M Nov 30

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    Jerry Is My Inspiration

    I shall always be grateful to this friend who had insisted that I give FRIENDS a rest and watch some Seinfeld instead. Not only has the show provided a whole lot of laughs, but I have also learned a lot about humor writing from it. The result? I had participated in a contest by...
    wordsncolors wordsncolors 41-45, F Feb 19, 2013

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    I loved the soda deposit episode with Kramer

    and Newman, priceless comedy!
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M May 10

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    Funny Seinfeld Quote: Kramer And The Out Of Control Bus

    Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.Jerry: Wow.George Costanza: You're Batman.Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 6, 2012

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    Another Couple Favorite Episodes

    Wow I forgot about some of these, and one in particular I did not remember well, but wow I have watched it so many times now. "The Andrea Doria" where George is competing w/ an Andrea Doria survivor as to who has the worst life. That really was not the funniest part, though...
    UnderneathThaStarz UnderneathThaStarz 22-25 Aug 13, 2011

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    Nothing!

    I just love it. I was thinking that "Friends" is the best sitcom ever till i haven't watched "Seinfeld". Now i even can watch other sitcoms for a while. "I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: NOTHING."
    nd39 nd39 22-25 Sep 22, 2011

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    Yadda,yadda,yadda

    Seinfeld is a classic. I love the Soup Nazi, Stinky Car, and Bakery episodes, and George and Kramer are in the liqour store, and George breaks all those bottles with his giant coat..LOL I stay up just to watch him..he's very funny.:)
    Jeanieb Jeanieb 41-45, F 4 Responses Jan 2, 2008

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    YoungRidah YoungRidah 18-21, M Mar 4

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    George's Parents

    I am a total Seinfeld fan accross the board but some of my favorites are when Georges parents are around. Frank and Estel scream at each other and make some of the funniest comments.The one where they cut George loose because he cant hold a job or a relationship, Frank gets up to...
    HowAboutNoScott HowAboutNoScott 22-25, M 6 Responses Jan 18, 2010

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    Never Gets Old

    I have loved this show since day 1! My grandma used to call our house between 8-830 on Thur nights and I'd get SO mad at her, it interrupted my Seinfeld! This show never gets old. You can relate pretty much any life experience to this show. I love the one where Elaine draws...
    nettyg nettyg 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 19, 2013

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    Maybe the Dingo Ate Your Baby

    Elaine is my favorite character, just tonight she didn't know if she was dating a black man or not! Love her!
    yellowmermaid yellowmermaid 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 24, 2009

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    Greatest show of all time.

    Some many great moments and lines. What is yours?
    everlong86 everlong86 26-30, M 6 Responses Jun 11

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    George Is My Fav

    They're so funny..I can relate to George,and oddly enough,feel like him sometimes,with his self loathing.LOL  Elaine and her dancing is hilarious,as is the stinky car and the bakery episode,ah,let's not forget the Soup Nazi..LOL  They can cheer me up on a sad day.
    cryingoveryou cryingoveryou 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 1, 2009

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    Favourite Show Of All Time.

    I think Seinfeld would have to be my favourite TV show of all time. Of got the complete series on DVD, and I've seen each episode, God knows how many times. It's probably well over 100 times each episode. I can quote you any episode.
    CreedenceGold CreedenceGold 18-21, M Apr 10, 2012

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    Jerry: So why do you like him?

    Elaine: Because he doesn't pay any attention to me and he ignores me. Jerry: So? Elaine: I respect that. There. I finally understand love. :)
    ftmFreddy ftmFreddy 18-21, T Oct 9

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    Just Watched "the Switch"

    Too bad Jerry's not an o r g y guy.
    AngelOfEccentricity AngelOfEccentricity 18-21, F Mar 28, 2012

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    I've Loved Seinfeld For Years

    I don't even know how long I've loved Seinfeld. I'm 15 and I've been watching reruns for as long as I can remember. I think I've watched every episode. All my family members love it as well. We will stop everything just to sit down and watch some Seinfeld and laugh out loud. To...
    AngelOfEccentricity AngelOfEccentricity 18-21, F Mar 26, 2012

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    Serious Addict

    barely  a week goes by over the last few years when some episodes don't get pulled out, usually its about 2 per day for the better part of the week. Currently back at the beginning again - just watched the pilot and the first season.... some of my favourites are the doll...
    tooktheredpill tooktheredpill 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 27, 2008

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    Look Away...i'm Hideous

    I AM the A**man...lovin' Kramer!  Giddyup!
    golddustwoman golddustwoman 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 10, 2008

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    My favourite episode is,

    'The betrayal'. So clever and funny.
    Panasonic123 Panasonic123 31-35, F 4 Responses Nov 11

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    The Switch/bizarro Jerry

    2 of my very favorite episodes are 'The Switch' and 'The Bizarro Jerry'.  In the Switch Jerry and George try to scheme a way for Jerry to dump his girlfriend who never laughs for her roommate who does laugh and we learn Kramer's first name.  The Bizarro Jerry is for the...
    Morgause Morgause 41-45, F 3 Responses Jun 14, 2008

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    ESTELLE: Georgie, would you like some Jello?

    FRANK: Why'd you put the bananas in there?! ESTELLE: GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS!!!! FRANK: SO LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!!!!
    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 11

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    I lolled at the episode

    where Elaine takes muscle relaxers for her back and kept screaming "STELLAAAA"
    kissthedeadly kissthedeadly 18-21, F Apr 5

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    Guess Who Bought Season 4 Today?

    One of my favorites-especially The Bubble Boy. Gets me every time. I wish that there were more shows like this.
    Suedeshoes Suedeshoes 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 24, 2012

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    The Chinese Restauraunt

    is my favorite episode of the whole Seinfeld time period. There is no other episode that can make me laugh the way this one can. I know most of the words or at least the ones that make me laugh. For instance when the host is like "Oh, no, he's always here. Always here."...
    paramore814 paramore814 16-17 2 Responses Mar 13, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    Love this show!! :) <3 Sometimes I am Kramer, all crazy, scattered and with my foot in my mouth. Sometimes I am Jerry, sarcastic but funny. I am never ever Elaine. I am...
    bfwife2 bfwife2 31-35, F 5 Responses Dec 5

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    I wrote a story not too long ago about my love for Benedict Cumberbatch. I just want to say that I'm over my predicament and just want to impart some words of wisdom to any one who...
    agathashelly agathashelly 26-30, F 46 mins ago

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    Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her; 'Father, may I ask a favour?' ' 'Of course child. What may I do...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 2 Responses 50 mins ago

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    The glass is almost empty, which is a sign to fold up my tent and hit the shower... My friends, take it easy and make someone smile! Sack the drama, and spread the love!
    3Dogmatic 3Dogmatic 36-40, M 41 mins ago

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    me: would you still love me if I was fat? him: "I would roll you everywhere."
    morganrose7 morganrose7 18-21, F 40 mins ago

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    I love wearing this leather outfit so much, that I am going to buy another!
    Leatherhunk88 Leatherhunk88 36-40, M 35 mins ago

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    Hi mel here would love some tributes from anyone. Please see comment below.
    couplemelkevin couplemelkevin 41-45 1 Response 33 mins ago

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    She loves the colour white, She loves travels, She loves bad jokes, She loves a clean house, She loves naps, She loves marmalade, She loves to swear, She loves fast cars...
    MrSquishy MrSquishy 41-45, M 12 Responses Nov 29