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    My sisters and I do Seinfeld Fridays

    where we share funnies. Thought I'd share mine you all today....Enjoy your Friday, Seinfeld style!! Jerry wakes up at the hospital. Kramer is staring at him up close.] Jerry: Aah! Kramer: It's ok, Jerry. I'm right here. Jerry: I can see that! What happened? Kramer: That...
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    ESTELLE: Georgie, would you like some Jello?

    FRANK: Why'd you put the bananas in there?! ESTELLE: GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS!!!! FRANK: SO LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!!!!
    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 11, 2014

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    'Seinfeld' is my second favorite sitcom of all

    time, right after '30 Rock.' I think I've seen every episode at least five or six times. But it makes me feel guilty. The characters, as funny as they are, are absolutely awful and amoral. When I find myself identifying with them, or rooting for them, I always feel bad. Is that...
    howie79 howie79 36-40, M Jan 31, 2014

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    Funny Seinfeld Quote: Kramer And The Out Of Control Bus

    Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.Jerry: Wow.George Costanza: You're Batman.Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 6, 2012

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    Favourite Show Of All Time.

    I think Seinfeld would have to be my favourite TV show of all time. Of got the complete series on DVD, and I've seen each episode, God knows how many times. It's probably well over 100 times each episode. I can quote you any episode.
    CreedenceGold CreedenceGold 18-21, M Apr 10, 2012

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    Awsome

    got into watching seinfeld through my older sister sense then  i've been hooked. people  always ask me why i watch it because it's not funny but i usually tell them it's because they don't get the jokes and i do. although i've watched every episode, each time i watch it i...
    rjone194 rjone194 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 20, 2010

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    I love when Kramer takes a vow of silence

    after telling everyone at the coffee shop that george is in love with a "femme-Jerry"
    littleindigoviolet littleindigoviolet 26-30, F 4 Responses Nov 17, 2014

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    Greatest show of all time.

    Some many great moments and lines. What is yours?
    everlong86 everlong86 26-30, M 6 Responses Jun 11, 2014

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    Jerry Is My Inspiration

    I shall always be grateful to this friend who had insisted that I give FRIENDS a rest and watch some Seinfeld instead. Not only has the show provided a whole lot of laughs, but I have also learned a lot about humor writing from it. The result? I had participated in a contest by...
    wordsncolors wordsncolors 41-45, F Feb 19, 2013

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    "Oh I'm not too worried about it".

    -R.I.P Mr. Kruger. Donations can be made in his memory to The Human Fund.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 5

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    I lolled at the episode

    where Elaine takes muscle relaxers for her back and kept screaming "STELLAAAA"
    kissthedeadly kissthedeadly 18-21, F Apr 5, 2014

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    "Why do we have to bring wine?

    I hate wine, I like Pepsi" "there's no way your telling me wine is better than Pepsi" George The worlds greats social philosopher.
    Benny412 Benny412 31-35, M Feb 16

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    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    Jerry: So why do you like him?

    Elaine: Because he doesn't pay any attention to me and he ignores me. Jerry: So? Elaine: I respect that. There. I finally understand love. :)
    ftmFreddy ftmFreddy 18-21, T Oct 9, 2014

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    howie79 howie79 36-40, M 2 Responses Feb 14

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    The Marine Biologist

    No matter how many times I see this one I still laugh out loud. George's speech at the end, about how he resuced the whale is priceless. And then the expression on Kramer's face when he pulls the golf ball out his pocket. The best!! I am smiling just thinking about it
    whiterabbit whiterabbit 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 14, 2008

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    Just remember..it's not a lie.

    ..if you believe it. Lol
    feetuswithlice feetuswithlice 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 15

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    My favourite comedy to this day.

    Was a teenager back in the 90s. The physical comedy from Michael Richards is unmatched to this day, I think. My favourite episode is a tough one. Probably changes with the mood I'm in, but I still love the episode where Kramer has to pass his kidney stone.
    Skywalker1979 Skywalker1979 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 31, 2014

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    "Hey Elaine, have you noticed your boyfriend

    has developed an annoying little habit?" "The squinting?" "No." "The staring?" "No. He keeps asking me to give him a high-five." "I thought all guys do that." "Slapping hands is the lowest form of primate ritual."
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Seinfeld Bloopers

    Has anyone ever watched the Seinfeld bloopers? I'm watching it right now on YouTube and oh my God, my face and stomach hurts from laughing so hard. So funny! Seinfeld is already a super amazingly funny show and the bloopers are just the cherry on top of an awesome cake. I...
    AngelOfEccentricity AngelOfEccentricity 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 13, 2012

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    Guess Who Bought Season 4 Today?

    One of my favorites-especially The Bubble Boy. Gets me every time. I wish that there were more shows like this.
    Suedeshoes Suedeshoes 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 24, 2012

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    "Well, the Jerk Store called,

    and they're running out of you." George Costanza
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 21

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    I just read littleindigoviolet's story

    and it reminded me of my favourite episode.... "The Contest" Damn! That episode was ground breaking for television... 😂 
    Pinky65 Pinky65 46-50, F 6 Responses Nov 17, 2014

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    I loved the soda deposit episode with Kramer

    and Newman, priceless comedy!
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M May 10, 2014

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    littleindigoviolet littleindigoviolet 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 24, 2014

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    fjb7777 fjb7777 36-40, M Nov 30, 2014

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    Serious Addict

    barely  a week goes by over the last few years when some episodes don't get pulled out, usually its about 2 per day for the better part of the week. Currently back at the beginning again - just watched the pilot and the first season.... some of my favourites are the doll...
    tooktheredpill tooktheredpill 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 27, 2008

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    I Love Seinfeld

    I'm still not sure who my fav character is. Most of the time it's Kramer but then I love George and his dad Frank. I love Elaine and Jerry...Dang it I love them all. My fav extra characters are Bob and Cedric the Puertorican street toughs that steal Elaine's armoire from Kramer...
    Treblemaker Treblemaker 26-30, F Apr 26, 2012

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    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F Apr 3

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    Hey this yoghurt is really something aye,

    and it's non fat..!Hello Newman!You dipped, and then you double dipped, it's like putting your whole mouth in the dip 
    GroundedButterfly81 GroundedButterfly81 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 18, 2014

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    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F Aug 26, 2014

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    A Thinking Man's Sitcom

    I love Seinfeld, obviously, or I wouldn't be here. It was such a brilliantly written sitcom that very rarely, if ever, had to resort to the potty/low-brow humor of so many other shows. The one thing about Seinfeld that I think even hardcore fans of the show would agree on, was...
    slamdawg9 slamdawg9 46-50, M Aug 8, 2011

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    George's Parents

    I am a total Seinfeld fan accross the board but some of my favorites are when Georges parents are around. Frank and Estel scream at each other and make some of the funniest comments.The one where they cut George loose because he cant hold a job or a relationship, Frank gets up to...
    HowAboutNoScott HowAboutNoScott 22-25, M 6 Responses Jan 18, 2010

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    George Is My Fav

    They're so funny..I can relate to George,and oddly enough,feel like him sometimes,with his self loathing.LOL  Elaine and her dancing is hilarious,as is the stinky car and the bakery episode,ah,let's not forget the Soup Nazi..LOL  They can cheer me up on a sad day.
    cryingoveryou cryingoveryou 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 1, 2009

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    No soup you! Haha, love

    that show so much, love the k man
    barnest2 barnest2 22-25, M Mar 4, 2014

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    Another Couple Favorite Episodes

    Wow I forgot about some of these, and one in particular I did not remember well, but wow I have watched it so many times now. "The Andrea Doria" where George is competing w/ an Andrea Doria survivor as to who has the worst life. That really was not the funniest part, though...
    UnderneathThaStarz UnderneathThaStarz 22-25 Aug 13, 2011

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    Philosophies For Life

    I like to draw some of my daily philosophy of life from the Costanzas George : "You know, we live in a society" Frank : "Serenity Now!! " They weren't specific on the tone of voice, and if it needs to be yelled.
    SimpleMan2000 SimpleMan2000 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 30, 2013

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    Never Gets Old

    I have loved this show since day 1! My grandma used to call our house between 8-830 on Thur nights and I'd get SO mad at her, it interrupted my Seinfeld! This show never gets old. You can relate pretty much any life experience to this show. I love the one where Elaine draws...
    nettyg nettyg 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 19, 2013

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    Its Never Not Funny..i Luv It

    i need the home bed advantage.... my whole life is a sham.
    poll09 poll09 46-50 Sep 28, 2012

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