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I Love Seinfeld

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    If you're not gonna be a part of a civil

    society, then just get in your car and drive on over to the East Side. –Kramer
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F Jun 5

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    fjb7777 fjb7777 36-40, M Nov 30, 2014

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    My favourite comedy to this day.

    Was a teenager back in the 90s. The physical comedy from Michael Richards is unmatched to this day, I think. My favourite episode is a tough one. Probably changes with the mood I'm in, but I still love the episode where Kramer has to pass his kidney stone.
    Skywalker1979 Skywalker1979 36-40, M 2 Responses Jul 31, 2014

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    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F Apr 3

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    "Oh I'm not too worried about it".

    -R.I.P Mr. Kruger. Donations can be made in his memory to The Human Fund.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 5

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    Jerry, good manners are the glue of society!

    ! So true!!! Kramer is so wise....lol
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F May 15

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    ESTELLE: Georgie, would you like some Jello?

    FRANK: Why'd you put the bananas in there?! ESTELLE: GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS!!!! FRANK: SO LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!!!!
    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 11, 2014

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    "Alright, alright, look,

    I don't have grace, I don't want grace, I don't even say grace, okay?!"
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 1 Response May 1

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    Kramer: What's today?

    Newman: It's Thursday. Kramer: Really? Feels like Tuesday. Newman: Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel.... Kramer: I feel Tuesday and Wednesday... Jerry: All right, shut up the both of you! You're making me nervous.
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F Jun 11

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    Awsome

    got into watching seinfeld through my older sister sense then  i've been hooked. people  always ask me why i watch it because it's not funny but i usually tell them it's because they don't get the jokes and i do. although i've watched every episode, each time i watch it i...
    rjone194 rjone194 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 20, 2010

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    George Is My Fav

    They're so funny..I can relate to George,and oddly enough,feel like him sometimes,with his self loathing.LOL  Elaine and her dancing is hilarious,as is the stinky car and the bakery episode,ah,let's not forget the Soup Nazi..LOL  They can cheer me up on a sad day.
    cryingoveryou cryingoveryou 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 1, 2009

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    Cosmo Kramer: The bus is outta control.

    So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus. Jerry: Wow. George Costanza: You're Batman. Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with...
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 1

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    I lolled at the episode

    where Elaine takes muscle relaxers for her back and kept screaming "STELLAAAA"
    kissthedeadly kissthedeadly 22-25, F Apr 5, 2014

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    littleindigoviolet littleindigoviolet 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 24, 2014

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    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F Aug 26, 2014

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    Greatest show of all time.

    Some many great moments and lines. What is yours?
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jun 11, 2014

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    "Why do we have to bring wine?

    I hate wine, I like Pepsi" "there's no way your telling me wine is better than Pepsi" George The worlds greats social philosopher.
    Benny412 Benny412 31-35, M Feb 16

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    A Thinking Man's Sitcom

    I love Seinfeld, obviously, or I wouldn't be here. It was such a brilliantly written sitcom that very rarely, if ever, had to resort to the potty/low-brow humor of so many other shows. The one thing about Seinfeld that I think even hardcore fans of the show would agree on, was...
    slamdawg9 slamdawg9 46-50, M Aug 8, 2011

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    Just remember..it's not a lie.

    ..if you believe it. Lol
    feetuswithlice feetuswithlice 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 15

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    I love when Kramer takes a vow of silence

    after telling everyone at the coffee shop that george is in love with a "femme-Jerry"
    littleindigoviolet littleindigoviolet 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 17, 2014

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    This past weekend I went to the beach.

    ..and I have to tell you...that the sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 7

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    Funny Seinfeld Quote: Kramer And The Out Of Control Bus

    Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.Jerry: Wow.George Costanza: You're Batman.Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 6, 2012

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    George's Parents

    I am a total Seinfeld fan accross the board but some of my favorites are when Georges parents are around. Frank and Estel scream at each other and make some of the funniest comments.The one where they cut George loose because he cant hold a job or a relationship, Frank gets up to...
    HowAboutNoScott HowAboutNoScott 22-25, M 6 Responses Jan 18, 2010

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    The Marine Biologist

    No matter how many times I see this one I still laugh out loud. George's speech at the end, about how he resuced the whale is priceless. And then the expression on Kramer's face when he pulls the golf ball out his pocket. The best!! I am smiling just thinking about it
    whiterabbit whiterabbit 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 14, 2008

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    Kramer: Hey, you should come over.

    Tonight's pipe night. Jerry: What? What happened to your face? It looks like an old catcher's mitt. Kramer: What? Kramer checks it out) Kramer: My face is all craggly, it's crinkly. Jerry: It's from all that smoke. You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours. What...
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 1 Response May 8

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    Guess Who Bought Season 4 Today?

    One of my favorites-especially The Bubble Boy. Gets me every time. I wish that there were more shows like this.
    Suedeshoes Suedeshoes 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 24, 2012

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    Another Couple Favorite Episodes

    Wow I forgot about some of these, and one in particular I did not remember well, but wow I have watched it so many times now. "The Andrea Doria" where George is competing w/ an Andrea Doria survivor as to who has the worst life. That really was not the funniest part, though...
    UnderneathThaStarz UnderneathThaStarz 22-25 Aug 13, 2011

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    "Well, the Jerk Store called,

    and they're running out of you." George Costanza
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 21

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    My sisters and I do Seinfeld Fridays

    where we share funnies. Thought I'd share mine you all today....Enjoy your Friday, Seinfeld style!! Jerry wakes up at the hospital. Kramer is staring at him up close.] Jerry: Aah! Kramer: It's ok, Jerry. I'm right here. Jerry: I can see that! What happened? Kramer: That...
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    I just read littleindigoviolet's story

    and it reminded me of my favourite episode.... "The Contest" Damn! That episode was ground breaking for television... 😂 
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl 46-50, F 5 Responses Nov 17, 2014

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    "Hey Elaine, have you noticed your boyfriend

    has developed an annoying little habit?" "The squinting?" "No." "The staring?" "No. He keeps asking me to give him a high-five." "I thought all guys do that." "Slapping hands is the lowest form of primate ritual."
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 10

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    Seinfeld Friday..... So the episode

    where Kramer puts on his clothes straight from the dryer, comes to mind. I literally do this every morning. First thing I do is throw mine and my kids clothes into the dryer and we put them on while still warm. It is the only way to get dressed in the morning. I thought of...
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F May 22

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    I'm sporting my Vandelay Industries t-shirt

    today. I found it deep in my drawer. I had forgotten about it!! Haha
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 3 Responses May 3

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    Jerry: So why do you like him?

    Elaine: Because he doesn't pay any attention to me and he ignores me. Jerry: So? Elaine: I respect that. There. I finally understand love. :)
    ftmFreddy ftmFreddy 18-21, T Oct 9, 2014

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    Serious Addict

    barely  a week goes by over the last few years when some episodes don't get pulled out, usually its about 2 per day for the better part of the week. Currently back at the beginning again - just watched the pilot and the first season.... some of my favourites are the doll...
    tooktheredpill tooktheredpill 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 27, 2008

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    The best of both worlds!

    !! The Muppets meet Seinfeld Brilliant! :)
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F May 22

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    Never Gets Old

    I have loved this show since day 1! My grandma used to call our house between 8-830 on Thur nights and I'd get SO mad at her, it interrupted my Seinfeld! This show never gets old. You can relate pretty much any life experience to this show. I love the one where Elaine draws...
    nettyg nettyg 36-40, F Aug 19, 2013

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    Whenever I'm driving

    and see a Penske moving truck on the road I want to flag the driver to the side of the road, yank him out of his truck, and tell him how he's not Penske material.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M Jun 1

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