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    The Marine Biologist

    No matter how many times I see this one I still laugh out loud. George's speech at the end, about how he resuced the whale is priceless. And then the expression on Kramer's face when he pulls the golf ball out his pocket. The best!! I am smiling just thinking about it
    whiterabbit whiterabbit
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Mar 14, 2008

    I'm sporting my Vandelay Industries t-shirt

    today. I found it deep in my drawer. I had forgotten about it!! Haha
    funsized1 funsized1
    41-45, F
    2 Responses May 3, 2015
    fauxlady fauxlady
    22-25, F
    Aug 26, 2014

    I love when Kramer takes a vow of silence

    after telling everyone at the coffee shop that george is in love with a "femme-Jerry"
    littleindigoviolet littleindigoviolet
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Nov 17, 2014

    Cosmo Kramer: The bus is outta control.

    So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus. Jerry: Wow. George Costanza: You're Batman. Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with...
    funsized1 funsized1
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jul 1, 2015

    Jerry, good manners are the glue of society!

    ! So true!!! Kramer is so wise....lol
    funsized1 funsized1
    41-45, F
    May 15, 2015
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots
    36-40, M
    Oct 10, 2015

    Seinfeld Friday..... So the episode

    where Kramer puts on his clothes straight from the dryer, comes to mind. I literally do this every morning. First thing I do is throw mine and my kids clothes into the dryer and we put them on while still warm. It is the only way to get dressed in the morning. I thought of...
    funsized1 funsized1
    41-45, F
    1 Response May 22, 2015
    funsized1 funsized1
    41-45, F
    May 1, 2015

    Larry David is a genius.

    (Curb your enthusiasm is my favorite)
    NatalieCoxx214 NatalieCoxx214
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Oct 15, 2015

    I lolled at the episode

    where Elaine takes muscle relaxers for her back and kept screaming "STELLAAAA"
    kissthedeadly kissthedeadly
    22-25, F
    Apr 5, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 23, 2015
    darkdark19 darkdark19
    18-21, F
    Dec 9, 2015
    fjb7777 fjb7777
    36-40, M
    Nov 30, 2014

    If you're not gonna be a part of a civil

    society, then just get in your car and drive on over to the East Side. –Kramer
    funsized1 funsized1
    41-45, F
    Jun 5, 2015
    littleindigoviolet littleindigoviolet
    26-30, F
    1 Response Nov 24, 2014

    "Hey Elaine, have you noticed your boyfriend

    has developed an annoying little habit?" "The squinting?" "No." "The staring?" "No. He keeps asking me to give him a high-five." "I thought all guys do that." "Slapping hands is the lowest form of primate ritual."
    funsized1 funsized1
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Apr 10, 2015
    Idontwanttosendyouapic Idontwanttosendyouapic
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Nov 8, 2015

    "Why do we have to bring wine?

    I hate wine, I like Pepsi" "there's no way your telling me wine is better than Pepsi" George The worlds greats social philosopher.
    Benny412 Benny412
    31-35, M
    Feb 16, 2015

    Greatest show of all time.

    Some many great moments and lines. What is yours?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jun 11, 2014

    Just remember..it's not a lie.

    ..if you believe it. Lol
    feetuswithlice feetuswithlice
    18-21, M
    1 Response Feb 15, 2015

    "Alright, alright, look,

    I don't have grace, I don't want grace, I don't even say grace, okay?!"
    funsized1 funsized1
    41-45, F
    1 Response May 1, 2015

    George Is My Fav

    They're so funny..I can relate to George,and oddly enough,feel like him sometimes,with his self loathing.LOL  Elaine and her dancing is hilarious,as is the stinky car and the bakery episode,ah,let's not forget the Soup Nazi..LOL  They can cheer me up on a sad day.
    cryingoveryou cryingoveryou
    41-45, F
    1 Response Apr 1, 2009

    I've been to 2 "Seinfeld" landmarks in

    Manhatten! Back in December 2001 during a day trip there, my father and I had lunch at Tom's Diner at 2880 Broadway. This past August, my mother and I took a day trip to Manhatten. While I let her sit somewhere, I went off on my own to see the Ed Sullivan Theater (during the...
    PhillyAutismGuy PhillyAutismGuy
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jan 12
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion
    26-30
    2 Responses Sep 19, 2015

    Guess Who Bought Season 4 Today?

    One of my favorites-especially The Bubble Boy. Gets me every time. I wish that there were more shows like this.
    Suedeshoes Suedeshoes
    16-17, F
    1 Response Nov 24, 2012

    Never Gets Old

    I have loved this show since day 1! My grandma used to call our house between 8-830 on Thur nights and I'd get SO mad at her, it interrupted my Seinfeld! This show never gets old. You can relate pretty much any life experience to this show. I love the one where Elaine draws...
    nettyg nettyg
    36-40, F
    Aug 19, 2013

    Funny Seinfeld Quote: Kramer And The Out Of Control Bus

    Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.Jerry: Wow.George Costanza: You're Batman.Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jan 6, 2012

    George's Parents

    I am a total Seinfeld fan accross the board but some of my favorites are when Georges parents are around. Frank and Estel scream at each other and make some of the funniest comments.The one where they cut George loose because he cant hold a job or a relationship, Frank gets up to...
    HowAboutNoScott HowAboutNoScott
    22-25, M
    6 Responses Jan 18, 2010

    ESTELLE: Georgie, would you like some Jello?

    FRANK: Why'd you put the bananas in there?! ESTELLE: GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS!!!! FRANK: SO LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!!!!
    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 11, 2014
    funsized1 funsized1
    41-45, F
    1 Response Apr 17, 2015

    "Well, the Jerk Store called,

    and they're running out of you." George Costanza
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion
    26-30
    2 Responses Feb 21, 2015

    My sisters and I do Seinfeld Fridays

    where we share funnies. Thought I'd share mine you all today....Enjoy your Friday, Seinfeld style!! Jerry wakes up at the hospital. Kramer is staring at him up close.] Jerry: Aah! Kramer: It's ok, Jerry. I'm right here. Jerry: I can see that! What happened? Kramer: That...
    funsized1 funsized1
    41-45, F
    Apr 3, 2015

    Philosophies For Life

    I like to draw some of my daily philosophy of life from the Costanzas George : "You know, we live in a society" Frank : "Serenity Now!! " They weren't specific on the tone of voice, and if it needs to be yelled.
    SimpleMan2000 SimpleMan2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 30, 2013

    Kramer: Hey, you should come over.

    Tonight's pipe night. Jerry: What? What happened to your face? It looks like an old catcher's mitt. Kramer: What? Kramer checks it out) Kramer: My face is all craggly, it's crinkly. Jerry: It's from all that smoke. You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours. What...
    funsized1 funsized1
    41-45, F
    1 Response May 8, 2015

    Kramer: What's today?

    Newman: It's Thursday. Kramer: Really? Feels like Tuesday. Newman: Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel.... Kramer: I feel Tuesday and Wednesday... Jerry: All right, shut up the both of you! You're making me nervous.
    funsized1 funsized1
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jun 11, 2015
    funsized1 funsized1
    41-45, F
    Apr 3, 2015

    The best of both worlds!

    !! The Muppets meet Seinfeld Brilliant! :)
    funsized1 funsized1
    41-45, F
    May 22, 2015

    I just read littleindigoviolet's story

    and it reminded me of my favourite episode.... "The Contest" Damn! That episode was ground breaking for television... 😂 
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl
    46-50, F
    5 Responses Nov 17, 2014
    funsized1 funsized1
    41-45, F
    Apr 24, 2015
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