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I Love Senior Citizens

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    Seniors are my friends. They crack me up. I volunteered with these seniors at an adult day care once because I got in some trouble and needed to put in some hours, and they were well worth it. This one old lady would flirt with all of the men, she thought she was fine/good...
    TrustNobody TrustNobody 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 15, 2010

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    Yah, The Cute Old Ones...!

    Aww, the really old people who look so darn adorable! Nothing weird, here but i just think old people are cuuuuute. The way they talk, the way they show their love and the way they talk about life like they still live in the early 1900's. Soooo cute! I just simply love old...
    xxcoixx18xx xxcoixx18xx 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 17, 2010

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    I Volunteer At 3 Nursing Homes In My Town

    I love volunteering at my nursing homes! I have some residents that I see on a normal basis. There are a couple I go to every week and one I go to 2 times a month. I have gotten to know a lot of residents at each one. I always check my towns news paper obituaries page online...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 1, 2013

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    New Chat Room For Seniors

    Hello everyone, I would like to let you know about a new chat room that is for seniors to chat with. We have audio and video capabilities, as well as a Music room if you like to play songs. This site has moderators so that we all can have fun in a safe environment. We're...
    vbdude vbdude 56-60 1 Response Sep 11, 2012

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    I Love Them A Lot!

    I'm a volunteer in a senior home (do some little maintenance) and I've been sleeping with some of them women there.I only have to give them some attention, being friendly to them and they're easily let me have sex with them, often invite me to come back for more.Some are shy at...
    bowlove bowlove 26-30 1 Response Apr 1, 2013

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    Always Have

    I've worked in numerous Nursing Homes through my life. I loved all of them in a sense. I have brought so many special things from them in my memory and lessons learned from the seniors that have lived in them. I am very close now and I only hope to receive the...
    silvermystics silvermystics 51-55, F 3 Responses May 24, 2009

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    I Wish I Had Known Then..........

    I love senior citizens because i have become one. Now, if i had known back in the sixties and seventies  that i would still be around at this age [62], i would have left a little gas in the tank. But it seems like i'm running on empty most days. Partied hard back then...
    Goodguy09 Goodguy09 61-65, M 4 Responses Mar 19, 2009

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    Social Networking At It's Best !

    Tired of the Social networks that are more geared towards kids ?Looking for a social community that is geared towards men and women aged 30 and above ?Then the BullsEye Radio Social Network is for you !This community was created with the "Over 30 User" in mind. There is too much...
    BullsEyeDJ BullsEyeDJ 51-55, M Nov 11, 2012

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