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I Love Sexually-oriented Poetry

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 15 People

    There Once Was a Man From Nantucket.......

    oh - you know the rest.....
    thatweirdromanguy thatweirdromanguy
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Nov 27, 2007

    Norty Nursery Rhymes

               These little gems were all penned by my good friend and drinking companion A. Nonny Mouse to whom all letters of protest and vilification should be addressed. Thenk you. 1. There was an old priest from Siberia, Who...
    lordporksword lordporksword
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Nov 29, 2007

    Pure Poetry.

    Here's a jolly little ditty I'd like to share. Pure poetry! There once was a hermit called Dave Who kept a dead ***** in his cave. He said, "I'll admit I'm a bit of a ****. But look at the money I save!"
    lordporksword lordporksword
    36-40, M
    1 Response Nov 28, 2007

    Eskimo Nell - Author Unknown

      Gather round all you whorey Gather round and hear this story. When a man rows old, & his balls grow cold And the tip of his ***** turns blue, It bends in the middle like a 1 string fiddle He can tell you a tale or two.   So pull up a chair, and...
    thatweirdromanguy thatweirdromanguy
    46-50, M
    1 Response Nov 27, 2007


    Lover, secretly behind your smile The words of love nakedly Discover your breasts and your neck And your hips and your eyelids Discover every caress So that the kisses in your eyes Reveal entire the whole of you. Paul Eluard
    DelightfulBabe08 DelightfulBabe08
    Sep 25, 2008
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