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    From Stop Messing About

     THE SHEPHERD BOY I met a bare-foot shepherd boy, A shepherd in his flocks. He promised he would marry me If I would knit him a pair of socks.   I knitted him several pairs of socks To warm his feet, perchance, And also a vest To warm...
    ChipmunkErnie ChipmunkErnie 61-65, M 2 Responses Jan 2, 2010

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    Be Prepared By Tom Lehrer

     Be prepared! that's the boy scout's marching song, Be prepared! as through life you march along. Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well, Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell. Be prepared! to hide that pack of cigarettes, Don't make book if you cannot...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 15, 2010

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    Tom Lehrer

    This man's lyrics are effing brilliant.ย  I couldn't choose just one to put here, so here's a couple of my favorites...The Vatican Rag:(Okay, this one is kind of sick....but it's hysterically funny!)Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 30, 2011

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    GOBLIN MARKET DAY Today is Goblin Market day,And in the forest glade,Each goblin smallPuts up his stallAnd does a lively trade. And round the fairy cobbler’s stallA most excited buzz --When Fred the ElfSays, “Help yourself” --And everybody does. ...
    ChipmunkErnie ChipmunkErnie 61-65, M 2 Responses Jan 15, 2010

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