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I Love Silly Poems And Lyrics

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    Tom Lehrer

    This man's lyrics are effing brilliant.  I couldn't choose just one to put here, so here's a couple of my favorites...The Vatican Rag:(Okay, this one is kind of sick....but it's hysterically funny!)Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 30, 2011

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    From Stop Messing About

     THE SHEPHERD BOY I met a bare-foot shepherd boy, A shepherd in his flocks. He promised he would marry me If I would knit him a pair of socks.   I knitted him several pairs of socks To warm his feet, perchance, And also a vest To warm...
    ChipmunkErnie ChipmunkErnie 61-65, M 2 Responses Jan 2, 2010

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    Be Prepared By Tom Lehrer

     Be prepared! that's the boy scout's marching song, Be prepared! as through life you march along. Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well, Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell. Be prepared! to hide that pack of cigarettes, Don't make book if you cannot...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 15, 2010

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    GOBLIN MARKET DAY Today is Goblin Market day,And in the forest glade,Each goblin smallPuts up his stallAnd does a lively trade. And round the fairy cobbler’s stallA most excited buzz --When Fred the ElfSays, “Help yourself” --And everybody does. ...
    ChipmunkErnie ChipmunkErnie 61-65, M 2 Responses Jan 15, 2010

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    Lack of guidance but my own...sure friends are there but sometimes they just don't know what to tell.I love inspirational quotes as I use them to meditate and identify myself with...
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    “Do not pity the dead Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love.”- Dumbledore- J.K.Rowling
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    Love always brings difficulties, that is true, but the good side of it is that it gives energy. Vincent Van Gogh
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    My Blankie So soft and cuddly Just like a kitten You catch me as I fall asleep, off to dreamland You keep the nightmares and darkness away All I have to is say, You are my blankie...
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    Hardship... “You attract people by the qualities you display. You keep them by the qualities you possess.” ― Unknown
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    "I am yours now, I will never explode"
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