I Love "South Park"

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    Poor Kenny

    He's died so many ways - run over by the schoolbus, killed by the rhythm monkey, shredded by a propeller, broke his skull opening the conch shell containing the trapped Moses, and crapped himself (to death) when the whole world did the same. I'm sure there are a lot more but...
    freeed freeed
    66-70, M
    6 Responses Apr 3, 2011

    Hot Love

    My favorite episode is the one with gay Saddam Hussein and Satan in a love triangle with Chris [Christ??]. They kill each other in jealous rage but come right back to hell - they ARE dead already! LOL They joked about returning to Detroit. Speaking of Satan, remember when he...
    freeed freeed
    66-70, M
    Apr 3, 2011
    exitstageleft exitstageleft
    41-45, M
    Jul 18, 2014

    I dont get why people are getting

    so butt-hurt over south park making fun of transgender kids. South park literally makes fun of everything. Get over yourselves.
    raynbow32 raynbow32
    18-21, F
    8 Responses Oct 9, 2014
    annirawrmuffin annirawrmuffin
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Feb 21, 2015

    Blame Canada

    I really love South Park, I don't watch every episode, but have laughed at everyone I've ever seen, and I especially love the Christmas Specials.  Although, now they finally really did kill Kenny, and lost Chef, it's not quite the same, but still excellent comedy!
    Dumpling Dumpling
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Jan 11, 2008
    RodrigoGalindo730 RodrigoGalindo730
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Feb 21, 2015

    I Love South Park!!!

    I have just about every DVD ever made about south park my favorite character is Kenny or Kyle
    NHarris18 NHarris18
    36-40, M
    Feb 27, 2012
    saintsforever saintsforever
    26-30, M
    Apr 30, 2012

    Always good for a laugh!

    ! I'm kinda obsessed with Butters, LOL - cracks my **** up every time!
    guardedgirl guardedgirl
    31-35, F
    Jan 19, 2015

    I absolutely love this show!

    I would love to meet the creators! So funny and so true!
    SurpriseMeToday SurpriseMeToday
    18-21, F
    Jun 1, 2015
    xlovelybutterflyx xlovelybutterflyx
    18-21, F
    1 Response Sep 4, 2014
    143ily 143ily
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 16, 2014

    We Didn't Listen!

    My favourite episode has to be "two days before the day after tomorrow". It is priceless sarcasm and it has so many gimmicks that I can't watch it too many times. I love the way Randy opens his car window when they're on the highway because he has to...
    Drokles Drokles
    18-21, M
    6 Responses Aug 15, 2009

    I'm sooper dooper cereal.

    ..EXCELSIOR!!!!!
    andrewvickers andrewvickers
    22-25, M
    Jun 15, 2015

    "Cartman you are such a big fat ***

    that people walk by and say 'GOD DAMMIT THATS A BIG FAT ***!'" -Kyle 😂 best show ever
    catchphrasejones catchphrasejones
    18-21, M
    Apr 8, 2014

    stan: yeah i guess parents dont give a crap

    about violence if there's sex things to worry about
    kabibal kabibal
    26-30, M
    Jan 18, 2015

    All Time Favoritesouth Park Moment

    This has got to be my favorite SP moment ever!
    agathashelly agathashelly
    26-30, F
    Nov 4, 2012

    You'Re Breaking My Balls!

    My friend introduced this show to me and I said to him I probably won't be interested in this kind of show cause it's animated and it looks stupid. Then I tried to watch some episodes and when he came over and we were doing homeworks together, I accidentally said,"****, physics...
    afzrax afzrax
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Sep 3, 2013

    Poker Face

    i think it was funny when cartman did poker face i have south park dvds and the movie i like cartman i don't have all the south park dvds their is a south park video game if any plays it will you let me know what it was like
    dragonage2 dragonage2
    26-30
    Jan 17, 2013

    That show just cracks me up,

    Kenny is my personal Jesus
    VitSheen VitSheen
    36-40, M
    1 Response Jun 20, 2015
    opadams opadams
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Dec 23, 2013

    I like the simplicity of it's animation.

    The whole devil and Saddam thing was kinda funny.
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    1 Response Nov 14, 2014

    South Park makes fun of everything

    and if you take it personally, then you're head is so far up your ***. Get over the fact that people are not the same as you and that people have a variety of humor and it is not to be taken seriously. I mean, damn, they make fun of **** that I don't find funny, but they way it...
    SurpriseMeToday SurpriseMeToday
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Nov 13, 2014

    You Killed Who

    Who knew a cartoon that made fun of everything and I do mean everything could have such a long run. South Park yes I still watch it if I see it's on usually comedy central has it on a few times a day. The most famous line from the cartoon is sometime the most annoying especially...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 25, 2012

    South Park!!!

    I love south park. My faves are Kyle (bc he's Jewish) and Cartman (bc he's funny as hell.) I can draw pretty good versions of the gang. And I just got a 10 inch stuffed Cartman that sits on my table and makes me laugh. I even have a few of Cartman's songs on my mp3 player! The...
    Androgosane Androgosane
    31-35, F
    Feb 5, 2013

    So my friend called me stupid

    and I called him a towel lol XD
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 29, 2015

    I Love South Park

    cant wait for the new episodes this wendsday
    ILoveStevenAbootman ILoveStevenAbootman
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 23, 2013

    need I say more.... yesss I have huge south

    park tattoos I love this show
    southparkrocks southparkrocks
    22-25, M
    1 Response Nov 13, 2014

    Nothing Is Safe

    Everything is made fun of. Customs, Ideas, Principles, ALL views. You cannt take anything serious or personal. One of my favotite is " The Last of the Meheecians"
    1changingheart 1changingheart
    51-55, M
    Apr 19, 2012

    OMG i can't believe there is a group

    for this i love love love south park with every inch of my body it is the best show ever and i feel like it is way to list down all global problems and just fart on them because i don't see anything wrong except for the people who are actually complaining, Cartmanis my fav cuz...
    natalie1aldersley natalie1aldersley
    70+
    Nov 3, 2015
    kabibal kabibal
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Nov 20, 2014

    South Park

    i remember when i watch south park where they show about the saving killer whale. It's so funny cuz kids believe in the "talking" whale and kids decide to send whale to moon cuz whale say his home was moon. The kids was like talk to NASA to everywhere to get cheap one...
    chronotigger17 chronotigger17
    16-17, M
    2 Responses Mar 4, 2009
    rehn65 rehn65
    18-21, M
    Aug 4, 2014
    StarsxSunsets StarsxSunsets
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 18, 2015
    inlovewithcoco inlovewithcoco
    26-30, F
    1 Response Oct 29, 2015

    Lost The Passion For It

    I used to be really into South Park. Me and my ex would sit and watch it for hours on Netflix, we almost watched them all. Now that we are broken up its just a bittersweet memory and sadly I cant watch it without cringing.
    doglover1105 doglover1105
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Sep 10, 2011

    "Future Stan": No way!

    It's me from the past! Stan: I'm me from the past? "Future Stan": No, I'm you from the future. Oh my god. This is so bizarre!
    JK7452 JK7452
    22-25, F
    Dec 8, 2015

    You work 14 hours and what do you get?

    You're parents sell you to Paris Hilton.
    mongo275 mongo275
    22-25, M
    Mar 30, 2014

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