I Love Spongebob Squarepants

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    Flying Dutchman: "I want this ship to look good

    and scary!" Spongebob: "You mean you want it to look good and scary? I think we can probably..." Patrick: "No, no, I think he means he wants it to look so good that it's scary." Spongebob: "Or maybe that by looking so scary, you forget that it doesn't look good!" Patrick: "I...
    JK7452 JK7452
    22-25, F
    Sep 4, 2015

    Sandy: Patrick, don't you have to be stupid

    somewhere else? Patrick: Not until 4.
    LaviQ LaviQ
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Feb 13, 2015

    SPONGEBOB= laugh out loud all day without any

    reason and annoyed all mean people with his happiness. When I grow up, I'm gonna be just like him.....
    foodloverpeople foodloverpeople
    18-21, M
    4 Responses Dec 12, 2015

    oooooooo ~ ?~? omg guys i just love spongebob

    he's amazing, wonderful i wish if he was a real character ~
    SandraMichael SandraMichael
    16-17, F
    Mar 18

    Best thing is, me and a couple of friends were

    playing a Mario game and my friend Mat made these really obscure references that both Adam and I still got. We promptly groaned and told him to shut up, laughing of course while we did. The reference, btw, was "I'm going into maximum overdrive!" And then, after he died, "I knew...
    a2alexa a2alexa
    18-21, F
    Dec 31, 2015

    favorite episode is the one with the sea bear.

    ..makes me want to wear a sombero in a funny fashion!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Mar 5, 2015

    I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo,

    wumboed, wumboing, wumbology the study of wumbo, it's first grade spongebob XD
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Dec 12, 2014

    It's a vast, swirling wonderland of sparkling

    white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading, fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort as you've never felt before.
    smitlord smitlord
    18-21, M
    1 Response Dec 31, 2015

    The krusty Krab pizza,

    is the pizza for you and me ???? *spongebob split booty shake *
    QueenMulan QueenMulan
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jun 4, 2015
    adamsks1 adamsks1
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Feb 10, 2015

    "I'll have you know I stubbed my toe this

    morning, and I only cried for twenty minutes."
    BadCatholic BadCatholic
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Feb 10, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 13

    Hey Patrick what am I?

    Stupid. No I'm Texas . What's the difference haha best episode ever
    TripTank TripTank
    18-21, M
    4 Responses Nov 3, 2015

    F. is for friends who do things together U.

    is for you and me! N. (I forgot these lyrics XD)
    Aquamarinepearlz11 Aquamarinepearlz11
    16-17, F
    4 Responses Jul 16, 2015

    Spongebob WAS MY CHILDHOOD.

    I had a lot of shows I watched but Spongebob was at least my second favorite cartoon ever with only TMNT beating it. I was the perfect age for the golden years. I grew up on them. The first episode I ever watched was the balloon episode which is obviously a classic. What do you...
    DIlchotome DIlchotome
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jan 24

    SpongeBob and Patrick: It's shaping up to be a

    wonderful holiday, Not your normal, average everyday. Squidward: Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree. SpongeBob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me? SpongeBob and Patrick: The world feels like it's in loverly. Squidward: Go away before I harm you bodily! SpongeBob and...
    smitlord smitlord
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Dec 14, 2015
    hierro97 hierro97
    13-15, M
    1 Response Nov 3, 2015
    MglMndt MglMndt
    18-21, M
    4 Responses Aug 8, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Aug 18, 2015

    Spongebob: "But we stole a balloon.

    " Officer: "Yeah, on free balloon day!"
    JK7452 JK7452
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jun 18, 2015
    VirgoBeauty VirgoBeauty
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Aug 9, 2015
    Jess273 Jess273
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 11

    Here's the doubloons Gary,

    now don't drop em.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Alex2276 Alex2276
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Aug 8, 2015

    I think its so sweet

    that spongebob is tolerant to Patrick's madness (no offence). come to think of it, isn't that how true friendship should be?
    prettykatey prettykatey
    18-21, F
    Jan 14

    I'm socially awkward,

    and very emotional. It annoys people around me. I don't want to annoy them, I just want everyone to be happy! my neighbour hates me. My best friend probably only likes me because he's mentally retarded. I have a crush on this one science crazed girl who's way too good for me...
    om2013 om2013
    26-30, M
    1 Response Mar 27, 2015

    Mr. Krabs: We're not talking about this ⬛,

    or this πŸ”Ί, we're talking about this πŸ”΄.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 6, 2015

    I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at

    6 and Spongebob always arrives at work at 3 am to count the sesame seeds, and if he comes in every day except Sunday and works at a rate of 8.50 an hour, with a paycheck every two weeks, Spongebob makes $1,326 every paycheck, which seems feasible given the Krusty Krab's revenue...
    glassbonespaperskin glassbonespaperskin
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Jan 26

    Mr. Krabs: we've been doped Spongebob:

    doped Mr. Krabs: bamboozled Spongebob: we've been smackledorfed Mr. Krabs: that's not even a word and I agree with ya
    smitlord smitlord
    18-21, M
    Dec 29, 2015

    I was born with glass bones

    and paper skin. every morning I break my legs, every afternoon I break my arms. at night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. agdgwoqncvzuwoqkjkdhh oowww :(
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Feb 12, 2015

    When you make your mum

    and sister watch spongebob?? IDC I LOVE IT
    shannonhillxo shannonhillxo
    13-15, F
    1 Response Feb 22

    I love spongebob so much

    since I was just a little :D
    MattCutie16 MattCutie16
    16-17, M
    Jan 24

    My brother says I'm like squidward

    which I think is true
    PositiveStateOfMind PositiveStateOfMind
    22-25, M
    Mar 17
    HavanaHelena HavanaHelena
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jan 17

    I still love it, and I'm an adult.

    In my opinion it's one of the best cartoons.
    minisuko minisuko
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 1

    Shoutout to Mr. Krabs

    for being a single father tryna raise a whale, I feel u homie. Keep doin u. Peace.
    BeautifulDayDream BeautifulDayDream
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jun 3, 2015

    Well, it's not a secret

    that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.
    glassbonespaperskin glassbonespaperskin
    18-21, F
    Nov 16, 2014
    demipuff demipuff
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 1, 2014

    F is for friends who do stuff together U is

    for you and me !!!! N is anywhere and anytime at all !!!! Down here in the deep blue sea !!!
    justthatnormal justthatnormal
    16-17, T
    3 Responses May 26, 2015

    Knowledge cannot replace friendship,

    I rather be an idiot than to lose you - Spongebob Squarepants
    YellowBrightLight YellowBrightLight
    18-21
    Apr 22, 2015

    I remember last year in my English class it was

    nearly the end of the school year and students kept threatening to go on a strike so I kept doing going on strike we're going on a strike i still don't strike means but we're going on a strike
    smitlord smitlord
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jan 28

    yup, love my nephew..

    .tease him by saying he has spongebob teeth...which is good in baby teeth...need room for the permanent teeth to come in.
    koei5000 koei5000
    41-45, F
    Jan 25

    Remember when Patrick's occasional stupidity

    was used to create really clever and funny, albeit random, scenes? Remember when he wasn't flanderized into being an idiot without any personality? Remember when Spongebob used to be funny? Remember when the episodes used to be good? Remember. Remember the good Spongebobs...
    glassbonespaperskin glassbonespaperskin
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 26

    Does anybody know how Mr.

    Krabs had a whale daughter? I think i might have just found the answer. http://moviepilot.com/posts/2634268
    qveenki qveenki
    13-15, F
    Jan 6

    Things sandy would do to dirty dan

    and pin head larry/said about them 1. I'm gonna catch you and throw you in jail at taxpayers' expense. 2. I'll get you two. You're nothing but pure evil! Just like newspaper comics... 3. Gonna skin ya and make a pair of size six! Boots... 4. I'm gonna rip your arms off...
    smitlord smitlord
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Jan 4

    Spongebob is life! Spongebob is life!

    Spongebob is life! The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me! Spongebob is simply life.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Aug 18, 2015
    P4ranoid P4ranoid
    16-17, F
    5 Responses Dec 11, 2014

    Spongebob- "We've been smeckledorfed!

    " Mr. Krabs- "That's not even a word and I agree with you!"
    KyrBella KyrBella
    16-17, F
    4 Responses Feb 28, 2015

    Spongebob you look shorter!

    Have you been dieting? ☺️
    catnipartier catnipartier
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 24
    alyssaqxo alyssaqxo
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Feb 24

    β€œI was born with glass bones

    and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.” Still one of my favorite episodes.
    minioreosaredope minioreosaredope
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Mar 20
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Aug 8, 2015

    In the process of re-watching the series.

    I loved this show as a kid
    paulina77 paulina77
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Feb 25
    Boulier Boulier
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Mar 4

    F is for friends who post an experience.

    U is for you and Me Too. N is for anywhere and and anytime at all To check on the app, EP.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response May 28, 2015

    I love that episode when spongebob was

    so sick and he gets special treatment and when Patrick wants a treatment he gets a cactus treatment xD
    gugsulo gugsulo
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 17
    Jesusislove777 Jesusislove777
    16-17, F
    Mar 6
    shazzyshazza shazzyshazza
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Mar 21
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Feb 24
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