Look No Further.............. - Mullet McNasty is here.....................Mullet Power
MulletMcNasty 0 May 18, 2012
Sharing The Good Smells - So I don't know if u guys smelled old spice wolfthorn but it smells like candy or juice or kool aid soo good I love it
biggstrigg 0 Nov 10
I Love Giving(Receiving) Massage - I LUV giving (and getting) massage. I am really good at it...I do deep tissue, therapeutic massage....for friends and family. Ladies say I have very good hand and some of them even say that my hands are made only for massage. I should continue...
andy4321 1 Response 1 Nov 25
Girls.. - I love a good laugh, but it seems really hard to find a girl who simply enjoys the same thing. I would love a great FRIENDSHIP with another girl, but sadly I have not found one who is NOT judgmental or jealous or is just all around a beautiful person -.-
Iceaaangel 5 Responses 3 Nov 9
I Am A Good Massage For Woman Contach Call Me 3930107953 - I ama good massage for woman contach call me 3930107953
waqarAsghar 1 Response 0 Nov 15
I Love A Good Quote - Sometimes your heart needs more time to accept what your mind already knows.
PrettyPandaPrincess 1 18 hours ago
To Be Loved - Well, it's true that I have been hurt in my life. Quite a bit. But it's also true that I have loved, and been loved. and that carries a weight of its own. A greater weight, in my opinion. It's like that pie chart we talked about earlier. in the end, I'll look back...
terriblethings 0 Nov 6
Forbidden Love - I wish you'd fall in love with me," she said. "Why?" "Because you're really someone worth falling in love with. And if we were in love, I wouldn't be drifting. I wouldn't be nobody. At least not while I was with you.
terriblethings 1 Response 1 Nov 13
I Love Giving Massage - I have been involved with massage for over 7 years now. I love every aspect of it, the touch, the healing of emotions and spirit, the satisfaction of helping someone feel better in a mixed up world has rewards beyond any monetary gains. For the most part...
andy4321 1 Response 2 Nov 25
Love Giving Massages - Love Giving Massage I have been involved with massage for over 15 years. I love every aspect of it, the touch, the healing of emotions and spirit, the satisfaction of helping someone feel better in a mixed up world has rewards beyond any monetary gains...
andy4321 3 Responses 0 Nov 25
I Want To Love, And Be Loved. - I’m not the silly romantic you think. I don’t want the heavens or the shooting stars. I don’t want gemstones or gold. I have those things already. I want…a steady hand. A kind soul. I want to fall asleep, and wake, knowing my heart is safe...
livelaughlovedream3 1 Response 3 Nov 26
Lately It'S Been Alright. - I usually dread lunch time at school because no matter how many people I surround myself with I still feel alone. For some reason though it's been quite lovely these past few days. I'm actually laughing and smiling. I'm not feeling that dark sunken...
FunniUnicorn 2 Responses 2 Nov 9
KFC Ran Out Of Chicken?!?!? - It was a summer day in June. I was hanging out with my 6 good friends at the local pool. My one friend Dwayne was hungry and said" Hey, why don't we get some lunch? How about some KFC?" He loved KFC ever since we where 3 years old. So we went to KFC...
MJtheMoonWalker 0 Nov 17
My Strangest Ever Male Massage - I have a problem with tension in my shoulder / neck area , work related and need remedial massage and physiotherapy occasionally. I usually go near my work in the suburbs near home . One week I had some city work to do one day in the afternoon...
andyp3136 4 Responses 3 Nov 21
I love getting a good massage. I also enjoy giving a good massages. Nothing like generous healing touch.
in2mec 1 Response 1 21 hours ago
Laugh - A good laugh is a good tonic so lets make the effort to cheer someone up today.
mysteryjourney 3 Nov 11
Random Thoughts - With the exception of a few friends and a very special friend I mostly observe on this site. I read a lot of questions and answers and an occasional story. The variety in how people act on here is really pretty amazing. Almost as intriguing as the way people...
Trackcoachred 1 Response 4 Nov 13
Massage=Foreplay - Love massages and I always get stimulated from a good massage. If its real awesome and one flick of a nipple and I can ******. Crazy sensitive skin. Definitely a favorite foreplay...but I won't get one professionally because of my over stimulation problem lol
mandy795 5 Responses 9 Nov 19
Waving Hello - I love getting a good massage. I'm afraid of getting a professional massage worried about my member waking up and waving hello.
sweetwilliam75 4 Responses 1 Nov 19
I Like The Way The Sun Tells Me Good Morning! - This is about a nice day waiting for me!!!:)
julianarego 1 Response 0 Nov 10
Blond Gets Pulled Over, - and starts to panic because she doesn't have driver's license! So she fumbles around in her purse, comes across a small mirror and thinks that it might do the trick if he ask's for I.D. After all, she looked in the mirror, and it WAS a good likeness...
TtotheD 2 Responses 4 Nov 12
Shifu Bruce Lee's Philosophy - 1. “I’m not in this world to live up to your expectations and you’re not in this world to live up to mine.” 2. “Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one” 3. “Be like water making its way through...
IncongruousAngel 2 Responses 2 Nov 16
Shared By One Of My Crazy Male Friend.😜 - Phrases you don't tell a naked man:👀 I've smoked joints fatter than that. Ahh, it's cute. I'm sorry. Who circumcised you ? Why don't we just cuddle ? You know they have surgery to fix that. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger. Oh no, a...
MeinHerzschlag 3 Responses 7 Nov 16
Massage Enthusiastic - I am here to give massage. People say I have very good massage hands. Would you like to give a try? I am in bay area of California. Please let me know if anyone interested. Best, Andy
andy4321 0 Nov 19
If The Girl Does Not Want A Massage....She Is OUT! - I LUV giving (and getting) massage. I am really good at it...I do deep tissue, therapeutic massage....for friends and family. If I meet a girl, and she doesn't like getting a massage...forget it. I want to help people and give...
7gj7 2 Responses 3 Nov 21
Interest. - Cheap words are never favoured. I am not a conversational snob, but... It is good to converse on shared interests.
aoutdouze 1 Response 2 Nov 26
Mergers Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become Polly-Warner-Cracker. 3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood. John...
jml2000 2 Responses 3 1 day ago
Giggles - I love getting the giggles and being silly. It's so wonderful when you laugh so much your abs hurt... Heehee
justmeand11 1 Response 0 Nov 12
Misbehaving - The mood was expectantly somber as I walked into the lobby of the funeral home. I nodded silently to my long time friend and Battalion Chief Larry. We’d come to pay our last respects to Dave. The quest of honor had retired long ago from our Fire Department. Dave...
adventurer101 2 Responses 3 Nov 12
YES!!!! - I can't remember the last time I laughed really hard. I laugh when I'm around my buddies when they do something regrettable or when I'm drunk but not like I use to when I was living with my momma! It's been 8 years since I moved out of my mommas house. But I so visit...
browncoal 3 Responses 7 Nov 23
Pablo Neruda - “I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my...
diablesse34 4 Responses 5 Nov 27
O Turkey Dear! - O turkey dear O turkey dear How lovely are thy feathers O turkey dear O turkey dear There could be nothing better! We celebrate Thanksgiving Day By putting your carcass on display. O turkey dear O turkey dear You thought we were friends who came to...
Myztikal 4 Responses 4 Nov 28
I'm terrible at giving them but I love receiving them (:
taylor468 12 Responses 5 a week ago
I love the laugh that makes your sides hurt and your eyes tear up. I believe laughter is the fountain of youth.
Hugmybear 1 Response 3 3 days ago
I love just sitting by my back door on the hard wood floor drawing while it rains, just sitting there sketching to the sounds of rain and taking in the sweet smell of rain. It really is a beautiful scene.
Tabithaaa 1 Response 2 1 day ago
I love to laugh, i love to make others laugh,it does something to the soul.. A hard cry laugh is the best,its like a cleanser...
jessicagray401 3 1 day ago
What Do You Do? - What do you give when an elephant has big diarrhea?
lostmind055 1 Response 0 Nov 6
Most Important - I could never be with someone that can't make me laugh. When we are old and most likely fat (let's be honest!) and all our looks have faded... The person I am with had better be funny!
deleted 6 Responses 6 Nov 7
Smart Redhead - One day, about a month ago, the president was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States... How much would it cost me to spend some...
RedneckRita 6 Responses 6 Nov 8
Blonde Jokes Really Cracked Me Up. - okay here's one of my favourite blonde jokes 👇👸 A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. Then one day she comes home and finds her husband in bed...
MeinHerzschlag 8 Responses 10 Nov 8
Another Hilarious Joke I Must Share.... - here is another old joke that really really really cracked me up.😜👇 Clocks in Heaven A woman died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked...
MeinHerzschlag 7 Responses 10 Nov 8
Heard This One Yesterday - This woman says to me. My fantasy is to have two men at once. One to cook and one to clean. this one will never get old for me lol.
ForeverChanged81 3 Responses 5 Nov 8
Joke Time!😜 - Old Couple👴👵 One day an old man and his wife were sitting in their rockers. The old man reached over and grab his wife's breast and said, ''If these produced milk, we could get rid of the cow.'' Then he reached down and grabbed between her legs and said...
MeinHerzschlag 4 Responses 4 Nov 9
What Does God Look Like? - A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl...
nevernohow 4 Responses 6 Nov 9
Don't Drink And Drive. - Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local pub in Queensland, Australia late in the evening. The officer noticed a man (Luke Sandery) leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a...
nevernohow 3 Responses 2 Nov 9
Cufflinks - "Those aren't cufflinks...they're curb feelers." - Dean Martin "Honest officer, we weren't driving. We were all in the back seat!" - Frank Sinatra
TheTexasJudge 1 Response 1 Nov 11
Just Because - Last night I was seriously considering whether I was a bisexual or not but I don’t think so though I’m not sure if I’d like to be and argh I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that, if you like a person, you like the person, not their genitals. Jess...
zoiera 1 Response 2 Nov 12
Time To Laugh:) - Bar Joke Rich was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't...
MeinHerzschlag 2 Responses 3 Nov 12
Some Of My Favorite Short Jokes - Girl: Men are all the same! Boy: Who told you to try them all? ............................................... BF: Women are weird. You can be both happy and unhappy at the same time! GF: Well, Men can too! BF: Impossible! try to tell me...
MeinHerzschlag 4 Nov 12
Couple Joke - Charm School Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman . When the conversation centered...
MeinHerzschlag 1 Response 6 Nov 12
The Polish Girl - Did you hear about the Polish Girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle in for a honda?
TtotheD 1 Nov 12
Afflicted Pygmie - Did you hear about the poor Pygmie, who was afflicted with a disease that caused his tesiticles to swell up to two feet in diameter??Poor guy was half nuts.
TtotheD 1 Response 1 Nov 12
Guitar Players - Q: What do you call a guitar player with no wife or girlfriend?A: Homeless.
TtotheD 1 Nov 12
Bank Robbery - It's Saint Patrick's day and an armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot one brave Irish customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face. The...
nevernohow 3 Responses 9 Nov 13
Life - "Never ... be mean in anything; never be false; never be cruel. Avoid those three vices ... and I can always be hopeful of you." -Charles Dickens
terriblethings 2 Nov 14
Forgiveness - People can be more forgiving than you can imagine, but you have to forgive yourself first. Let go of what's bitter and move on. - Bill Cosby
Naurath 2 Nov 14
:) - "How happy is the blameless vestal's lot The world forgetting, by the world forgot Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind Each prayer accepted, and each wish resigned"
terriblethings 0 Nov 14
I'll Have What She's Having - Several weeks ago, I was at a tavern I normally hand out. A few stools away from me, a waitress was counting her financial tips. I turned to the barmaid, pointed to the waitress and said, "I'll have what she's having."
Aspiewonder 2 Responses 3 Nov 15