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I Love Squirtle

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    Finger Bang Till She Squirts

    Two fingers and my tongue an my girlfriend will squirt all over me, my face, my shirt, my pants my hair, holy, makes me hot hot hot
    mrperkins mrperkins 51-55, M Aug 13, 2013

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    Squirtle Is My Bro

    Come to think of it I haven't seen him anywhere on here. Where is he?
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 20, 2012

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    It has been a while since i wrote about what i do in this life. You see as i love all people around me at ep or around the world. they don't love me and i am not like need to have...
    Egyptianguy34 Egyptianguy34 31-35, M 2 hrs ago

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    He confuses me. Some days, I swear i see clear hints that he likes me. Other days, it's as if he's avoiding me. I can't get him out of my head. He's the first thing i think about...
    confusionswirlinginmyhead confusionswirlinginmyhead 18-21, F 4 hrs ago

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    Last February I was eating a sandwitch when my stomach started to hurt. Like any other human being I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I was done I got up, wiped till I...
    TheIdentified TheIdentified 18-21, M 3 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    i may say i hate someone, but I don't. If I really hate you, then damn you must have done something to really deserve it. It doesn't take a lot for me to forgive and forget. And I...
    DracovNasser DracovNasser 18-21, M 2 hrs ago

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    I live in a colder part of America. I wouldn't wanna live in any other part of this country. I love that it can get very warm in the summer and yet get much colder than my kitchen...
    Cetacean Cetacean 36-40, M 1 hr ago

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    Ok, money does a lot of good things. However, so often I see stressed out unhappy people. What do they have? Money, good amounts of it. Unfortunately they have to work their butts...
    dabram71 dabram71 16-17, M 6 hrs ago

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    Yeah when i say i love you i mean it, even when i say i love you as friend, i mean it. I don't say it to just make a person happy but i really mean it.
    mahdiraza mahdiraza 16-17, M 6 hrs ago

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    So, scram possible suitors and creeps! Shoo! Or would you like some statistical whoppings? :P She's mine and I'm hers. :) Rihanna's song was true, 'we found love in a hopeless...
    AntiHelix AntiHelix 18-21, M 5 hrs ago

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    Okay, I know enough that I've never fallin in love with a teacher. But sometimes become more obsessive (in a non creepy way) where everything about them interests me and I want to...
    Rosaleenamor Rosaleenamor 16-17, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I love that not everything can be explained and be theorised. Sure, it drives me crazy sometimes but I love the sophistication and desire to have these answers but not know them...
    BrainnahGrace BrainnahGrace 13-15, F 4 hrs ago

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    Why? Why should I hate you, me, or anybody else, I'm blessed by a heart, a soul, So clean, So pure, Untouched, Why? Why shouldn't I love you, myself, or anybody else, I'm blessed...
    PrinceKabirJangid PrinceKabirJangid 16-17, M 3 hrs ago

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    I am a fully commuted Sims fan, and I have loved all the games. With the introduction of create-a-style in TS3 I began customising my sims, their outfits and their homes much...
    ChloeMaay96 ChloeMaay96 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    The way I love her is not normal...it's unreal! Ngl I did prefer her when she was thinner, but her and Rihanna are the only girls I'll go les for. She's just perf and so amazing...
    EvaSFenty EvaSFenty 18-21, F 1 Response 29 mins ago

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    I love when the core is tight
    baconassassin baconassassin 18-21, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    Lonely Eyes - Chris Young ♪(chorus)...they analyze your glass of wine, roll away a pick up line. Now and then, they check your phone. Catch mine and let 'em go. from the little...
    MyEternalDesires MyEternalDesires 22-25, F 6 hrs ago

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    Yeh... I do too, although I'm definitely heterosexual, I love to see and appreciate beauty, and a gorgeous curvy woman is not lost on me.
    EttaS EttaS 36-40, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    Trading Places - Usher Very sensual, I must say. And, I love it.
    MyEternalDesires MyEternalDesires 22-25, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    Is it bright where you are And have the people changed Does it make you happy you're so strange And in your darkest hour My old secrets laid We can watch the world devoured in...
    Alayjahndro Alayjahndro 16-17, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    Currently listening to- Shaayaron se lafz leke thode se udhaar Bolna ye chahta hun dil se tumko yaar Ho raha tha, ho gaya hai halka sa khumaar Koi naa raha hai dil pe apne zor...
    Bidhya1 Bidhya1 26-30, F 6 hrs ago

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    I want to be vegetarian...if only chicken didn't taste this good...damn Black girl loves her chicken 🐔 How do vegetarians do it without drooling over delicious, crispy looking...
    joseey joseey 18-21, F 5 hrs ago

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    So I have been contemplating on going natural for some time now. I love the fact that it is so versatile, you can wear it curly or natural. I wish I wasn't pushed into getting a...
    fashionngal fashionngal 18-21, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    When I was young the miniskirt was all the rage and we loved wearing them. We used to get into trouble at school if our skirts were too short but mum was very good about our desire...
    Jilly53 Jilly53 56-60, F 5 hrs ago

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    Huey Lewis - "The Power Of Love"
    maverick1962 maverick1962 51-55, M 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Huey Lewis and The News - "Hope You Love Me Like You Say You Do"
    maverick1962 maverick1962 51-55, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    A few years back, I had sort of like a lesbian experience with my best friend(whom I grew up with). I don't know when or how we fell in love but it happened. We were very drawn to...
    Clairedelune3 Clairedelune3 18-21, F 5 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I love a long bath then start to dress with my short skirt bra top panties or thongs make up perfume nail polish I'm not passable but I have been told that I am pretty 36cnatural...
    lacey12369 lacey12369 41-45, T 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Just had some bongs and my mate just randomly walks in my room who I live with and is like hey you still got that pipe ( meth ) shard if from Melbourne but yeah probs Ganna have a...
    kerw94 kerw94 18-21, M 4 hrs ago

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    Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao-Tzu
    marklovescoffee marklovescoffee 46-50, M 3 hrs ago

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK6wppya5cs. It's a romanian song for the most beautifull girl on EP and in this world!You know who you are.You mean the world for me and I will...
    DanyB25 DanyB25 22-25, M 3 hrs ago

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    Hey I would love to talk to someone i don't care if your older or younger :) message me please!:)
    crazygamerleo crazygamerleo 16-17, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I love ************ with panties any ideas I can do with the panties as I **********?
    Captainamerica1111 Captainamerica1111 22-25, M 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    Just a few short months ago I was oblivious to her existence. Resigned to accept my mundane life. A life of misconceptions, misgivings, Buried thruths and hidden lies Accepted...
    HerSunMoonStars HerSunMoonStars 31-35, M 3 hrs ago

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    Any ladies got pictures of your dirty panties please send them to me because I love sniffing them and looking at them.
    Captainamerica1111 Captainamerica1111 22-25, M 3 hrs ago

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    Perhaps we're the people opted to jump first and see how long, how far, how deep this hell is. Maybe we're all in the same hell but different places Or is it that this is...
    MysteriousAddiction MysteriousAddiction 16-17, F 3 hrs ago

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    I love the body's innate ability to help us decide what is best for us, ie: what to eat etc.. Right now, my body is telling me that chocolate milkshake are the go. Lol
    wtf70 wtf70 41-45, F 3 hrs ago

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    I think its unfair that minors cannot share any nude pictures online. I love being naked and I have no sexual intentions. How is this child ***********? Being naked helps me feel...
    adguez adguez 13-15, M 5 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    i love these songs .... replay by Zendaya , clarity by Zedd, Words by Skylar Grey , team by Lorde, Dark horse by Katy Perry, Little Me by Little Mix, Rude by MAGIC!,Fancy by Iggy...
    LOVABLERELATION LOVABLERELATION 18-21, F 6 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I love tumblr, it is like pandora for ****. I was introduced to tumblr a few years ago by a young man I saw for awhile. I let him take a lot of pics of me and he posted them...
    kathyrice kathyrice 41-45, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    AFL on one channel and baseball on the other. I love foxtel on cold wet winter nights
    Pauliescheese Pauliescheese 41-45, M 1 hr ago

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    A Perfect Circle - passive love this song:)
    becarae becarae 26-30, F 1 Response 53 mins ago

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    I think kissing is underrated. People seem to see passionate kissing as merely a gateway to sex and, of course, it frequently is. But a slow, deep, passionate kiss is an...
    CagedLioness CagedLioness 46-50, F 6 Responses 45 mins ago

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    I would love to exchange erotic messages with a married woman
    nick1717 nick1717 46-50, M 45 mins ago

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    any lovely men interested in a little bit of rp? message me x
    eviieemai eviieemai 16-17, F 30 mins ago

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    any lovely men interested in a little bit or rp? message me x
    eviieemai eviieemai 16-17, F 28 mins ago

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    any lovely men interested in a little bit of rp? message me x
    eviieemai eviieemai 16-17, F