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I Love Stand Up Comedy

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?

    v=o_U_De8kZ8U Dennis Leary-Lock'N'Loaded
    Spitbak Spitbak 46-50, M Oct 29, 2015

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    kiki2016 kiki2016 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 13, 2015

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?

    v=Dm2W8hBV_k4 Joey Diaz
    Spitbak Spitbak 46-50, M Oct 29, 2015

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    "Knock Knock." "Who's there?

    " "The doorbell repairman."
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I love to laugh. It's my drug it makes me

    happy. And Carlos Mencia is one of the best. Along with Richard Pryor, and Jeff foxworthy
    Jllovin Jllovin 41-45, M 2 Responses Dec 5, 2015

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    The very existence of flame-throwers proves

    that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
    LoyaltynTrust93 LoyaltynTrust93 22-25, M 3 Responses Jun 21, 2015

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    Why should I stand up

    when I can be just as funny sitting down?
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 13

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    Hear about the guy that took Viagara

    and it got stuck in his throat ? Apparently had a stiff neck for a week !
    sex69marriage sex69marriage 51-55, M 2 Responses Aug 12, 2015

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    This Is Not Happening - Tom Segura Overdoses -

    Uncensored Got recommended by an EPer, Hilariousss! lol
    kiki2016 kiki2016 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 14, 2015

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?

    v=a3se5l8JU-4 Joey Diaz Interview
    Spitbak Spitbak 46-50, M Oct 29, 2015

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    Dave Chappelle

    I saw my first stand up comedy show my junior year of college, and it was Dave Chappelle. He was great extreemly funny, and added a lot of improve by roasting on the town my university was in. After that I went to a lot of stand up comedy shows, believe it or not for the single...
    siggy10 siggy10 31-35, M Dec 7, 2012

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    One tequila, two tequila,

    three tequila, floor.
    LoyaltynTrust93 LoyaltynTrust93 22-25, M 1 Response Jun 22, 2015

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    I turn on the news and they told me good

    morning. But then they proceeded to tell me why it is not.
    BonitaBelle BonitaBelle 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 9, 2015

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    deLayneKincaid deLayneKincaid 56-60, F Jun 21, 2015

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    Rockandrollfan Rockandrollfan 18-21, F Nov 27, 2015

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    I would fukkin love to do it some day.

    I feel like I have a lot to say but im not 100% sure how to make it funny. George Carlin and Louis ck are huuuuge inspirations to me. ps rip George
    DannibalLecter99 DannibalLecter99 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 30, 2015

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    Richard Pryor- this man grew up in a brothel.

    Can you imagine? http://youtu.be/E8t8VtGsYug
    marladurden13 marladurden13 41-45, F 1 Response Nov 4, 2015

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    Steve Martin's 5 Christmas Wishes

    This thing still cracks me up.  Loses a bit without the video but just imaging Martin sitting on an overstuffed chair next to a fireplace. Christmas tree in the background and stocking hung on the mantle.  
    AlDemone AlDemone 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 16, 2011

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    These are some of my favorite stand-up

    comedians: George Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, George Burns, Sam Kinison, Redd Foxx, Steve Martin, Richard Pryor, Louis C.K., Jerry Clower, Louis C.K., Bill Cosby, Chris Tucker, Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Bernie Mac, Jim Gaffigan, Jamie Foxx, and Bill...
    jimthompson66 jimthompson66 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 4, 2015

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    A good way to find the difference between your

    friends and enemies is asking "who is your favorite comedian?" ..if they say "Jeff dunham" you know they will be your most hated enemy for life
    DesiredUserNameandStuff DesiredUserNameandStuff 31-35, F 2 Responses Nov 8, 2015

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    There's an old preacher at home in bed.

    He's dying and doesn't have much longer to go. So he sends a note to a banker and lawyer that go to his church. Both come over and sit in chairs he's set out, one on each side of the bed. The only thing is when they get there the preacher doesn't speak. He just lies there...
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I will sometimes listen to stand up comedy on CD

    when I am at work. I hate my full time job, and I hate my boss just as much. Sometimes, the comedians will make the day a little better. I will listen to Denis Leary, George Carlin, Dane Cook, Robin Williams, Craig Ferguson, and Robert Schimmel.
    FTDFTL79 FTDFTL79 36-40, M 2 Responses Dec 6, 2015

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?

    v=oi7tAstoV70 Them Idiots-Bill Engvall,Jeff Foxworthy and Larry The Cable Guy
    Spitbak Spitbak 46-50, M Oct 29, 2015

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?

    v=tUl4EenGSO8 Joe Rogan
    Spitbak Spitbak 46-50, M Oct 29, 2015

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    I'm so excited the last comic standing is back

    on. I wish I could do it. How fun to make everyone happy.
    SocialHermit SocialHermit 41-45, F 4 Responses Jul 24, 2015

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    Two men are in the forest.

    One says, "I gotta **** bad." The second man asks what's the problem, what's stopping you. The first man says, "No toilet paper." The second man says he should duck behind a tree and use a dollar. The first man does and comes back walking bowlegged. The second man asks, what's...
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 2 Responses Nov 19, 2015

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    A bear asks a rabbit,

    "do you ever have trouble with **** sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "of course not." So the bear picks the rabbit up and wipes his *** with him.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 20, 2015

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    Two words: Bo burnham.

    .. Check out 'what'
    kals27 kals27 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 7, 2014

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    I have always watched stand up comedy

    for as long as I can remember...I like to study comedians and have developed some great timing
    positivevibes23 positivevibes23 36-40, M 1 Response Jun 12, 2015

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    With all of the things I've said on EP it's

    possible that I may have a routine.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Nov 18, 2015

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?

    v=ZmBRKTa3hvE Rodney Carrington-Live At The Majestic
    Spitbak Spitbak 46-50, M Oct 29, 2015

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?

    v=ypiOIf8f__s The Green Room-various comedians talk show
    Spitbak Spitbak 46-50, M Oct 29, 2015

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    I really like Bo Burnham.

    He one of my favorite comedians. He's inspired me to become a comedian. So I'm am an aspiring one now. Every now and than on periscope, I'll do some jokes. However I keep on working hard to improve my material, because that's how to get better
    Cmiller97 Cmiller97 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 14, 2015

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?

    v=enva82Y2G5A Bill Engvall-Aged And Confused
    Spitbak Spitbak 46-50, M Oct 29, 2015

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    I have tickets to see Ralphie May in a few

    weeks. Really looking forward to it.
    Rockinrt Rockinrt 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 28, 2015

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    I did stand up comedy

    for about 4 years. Then my meds stopped working, depression and anxiety swallowed me into the darkness.
    CharryICT CharryICT 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 5

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    paintdeath paintdeath 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 13, 2015

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    Laughing is the best meds!

    I think some people take life too seriously. I love a man with a good sense of humor. It's sexy
    Flowerpower5678 Flowerpower5678 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 7, 2015

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    I used to live with my Grama on an island in

    the mountains, I didn't have friends over there so to pass the time I would watch stand up comedy for hours and just laugh my favorites were Margaret cho , Sarah millican, and andi osho . When I would go to town I would here people tell my Grama that they could here me laughing...
    Jordinxs1 Jordinxs1 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    Some nights, I like falling asleep

    while listening to stand-up comedy on Spotify. Smiling/laughing while trying to sleep makes me feel so happy :D
    Morzz Morzz 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 11, 2015

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    I've always been a huge fan of the one-liner

    comedians like Hedberg and Wright. The simplicity of their delivery and the mundane nature of what they poke fun at has just always struck me as being funnier than some of the outrageous over-the-top personalities that are out there.
    RememberTomorrow RememberTomorrow 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 16, 2015

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    Hiddenheart101 Hiddenheart101 56-60, F Dec 19, 2015

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?

    v=9qr6BUNYQJE Janeane Garofalo
    Spitbak Spitbak 46-50, M Oct 29, 2015

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    So I did an open mike stand up the other day

    and I completely killed it!! My best joke of the night was the Rosetta Stone joke I did. It plays a little something like this.... "So I got a new app on my phone, I don't really remember the name of it, but basically what it is, it's a language tutor app. It offers Spanish for...
    Cigarettegirl91 Cigarettegirl91 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 5, 2014

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