I Love Stand Up Comedy

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    Two men are in the forest.

    One says, "I gotta **** bad." The second man asks what's the problem, what's stopping you. The first man says, "No toilet paper." The second man says he should duck behind a tree and use a dollar. The first man does and comes back walking bowlegged. The second man asks, what's...
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Nov 19, 2015

    Swimming is not a sport.

    Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. Thatโ€™s just common sense!
    LoyaltynTrust93 LoyaltynTrust93
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jun 23, 2015

    Laughing is the best meds!

    I think some people take life too seriously. I love a man with a good sense of humor. It's sexy
    Flowerpower5678 Flowerpower5678
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 7, 2015
    yc1412 yc1412
    31-35, M
    1 Response Feb 28

    Why should I stand up

    when I can be just as funny sitting down?
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Jan 13

    Margaret Cho happens to be one of my favorite

    comedians out there. And I'm so happy that Seoul Journal did a recent interview with her! It's worth checking out for you like minded stand-up fans out there!http://www.seouljournal.com/entertainment/item/216-comedienne-margaret-cho.html
    itshyuna itshyuna
    22-25, F
    Feb 16

    I once had jury duty.

    ..but was eliminated after the opening argument.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Mar 2
    kiki2016 kiki2016
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Sep 13, 2015

    Richard Pryor- this man grew up in a brothel.

    Can you imagine? http://youtu.be/E8t8VtGsYug
    marladurden13 marladurden13
    41-45, F
    Nov 4, 2015

    Hear about the guy that took Viagara

    and it got stuck in his throat ? Apparently had a stiff neck for a week !
    sex69marriage sex69marriage
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Aug 12, 2015

    I have always watched stand up comedy

    for as long as I can remember...I like to study comedians and have developed some great timing
    positivevibes23 positivevibes23
    36-40, M
    1 Response Jun 12, 2015

    I love to laugh. It's my drug it makes me

    happy. And Carlos Mencia is one of the best. Along with Richard Pryor, and Jeff foxworthy
    Jllovin Jllovin
    41-45, M
    Dec 5, 2015

    Don't criticize the coffee.

    You may be old and weak yourself someday.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Mar 2

    These are some of my favorite stand-up

    comedians: George Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, George Burns, Sam Kinison, Redd Foxx, Steve Martin, Richard Pryor, Louis C.K., Jerry Clower, Louis C.K., Bill Cosby, Chris Tucker, Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Bernie Mac, Jim Gaffigan, Jamie Foxx, and Bill...
    jimthompson66 jimthompson66
    46-50, M
    1 Response Dec 4, 2015
    deLayneKincaid deLayneKincaid
    56-60, F
    Jun 21, 2015

    I have tickets to see Ralphie May in a few

    weeks. Really looking forward to it.
    Rockinrt Rockinrt
    46-50, M
    1 Response Oct 28, 2015

    I turn on the news and they told me good

    morning. But then they proceeded to tell me why it is not.
    BonitaBelle BonitaBelle
    31-35, F
    1 Response Aug 9, 2015
    Thebakers Thebakers
    36-40, M
    Feb 21

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?

    v=enva82Y2G5A Bill Engvall-Aged And Confused
    Spitbak Spitbak
    46-50, M
    Oct 29, 2015

    I will sometimes listen to stand up comedy on CD

    when I am at work. I hate my full time job, and I hate my boss just as much. Sometimes, the comedians will make the day a little better. I will listen to Denis Leary, George Carlin, Dane Cook, Robin Williams, Craig Ferguson, and Robert Schimmel.
    FTDFTL79 FTDFTL79
    36-40, M
    1 Response Dec 6, 2015
    paintdeath paintdeath
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 13, 2015

    I'm so excited the last comic standing is back

    on. I wish I could do it. How fun to make everyone happy.
    SocialHermit SocialHermit
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Jul 24, 2015

    I have a weird fascination

    for Paul Foot but that's probably quite befitting.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 27, 2015
    boondocksaints36 boondocksaints36
    31-35, M
    14 Responses Jun 29, 2015

    I would fukkin love to do it some day.

    I feel like I have a lot to say but im not 100% sure how to make it funny. George Carlin and Louis ck are huuuuge inspirations to me. ps rip George
    DannibalLecter99 DannibalLecter99
    16-17, M
    Aug 30, 2015

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?

    v=a3se5l8JU-4 Joey Diaz Interview
    Spitbak Spitbak
    46-50, M
    Oct 29, 2015

    Chris Rock was frickin hilarious.

    In my opinion Robin Williams caught my attention both on stage and in cinema, you just can't beat him r.i.p
    Atom4815 Atom4815
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Jun 21, 2015

    With all of the things I've said on EP it's

    possible that I may have a routine.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Nov 18, 2015

    One tequila, two tequila,

    three tequila, floor.
    LoyaltynTrust93 LoyaltynTrust93
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jun 22, 2015

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?

    v=tUl4EenGSO8 Joe Rogan
    Spitbak Spitbak
    46-50, M
    Oct 29, 2015

    Simon Amstell- do nothing,

    great one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4mH6E0hMbI
    Nonotu Nonotu
    26-30, F
    Mar 29

    I love watching stand up comedy,

    some of my favourite comedians would probably be childish gambino (Donald Glover), Michael McIntyre, Russel Howard, Eddie murphey in 'Raw' and so on lol a mixture of British and American comedians, but yeah I love a good laugh :)
    PandaLovee PandaLovee
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 27, 2014

    "Knock Knock." "Who's there?

    " "The doorbell repairman."
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Feb 5

    Dave Chappelle

    I saw my first stand up comedy show my junior year of college, and it was Dave Chappelle. He was great extreemly funny, and added a lot of improve by roasting on the town my university was in. After that I went to a lot of stand up comedy shows, believe it or not for the single...
    siggy10 siggy10
    31-35, M
    Dec 7, 2012
    Rockandrollfan Rockandrollfan
    22-25, F
    Nov 27, 2015

    Steve Martin's 5 Christmas Wishes

    This thing still cracks me up.ย  Loses a bit without the video but just imaging Martin sitting on an overstuffed chair next to a fireplace. Christmas tree in the background and stocking hung on the mantle.ย ย 
    AlDemone AlDemone
    51-55, M
    1 Response Dec 16, 2011

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?

    v=ZmBRKTa3hvE Rodney Carrington-Live At The Majestic
    Spitbak Spitbak
    46-50, M
    Oct 29, 2015

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?

    v=oi7tAstoV70 Them Idiots-Bill Engvall,Jeff Foxworthy and Larry The Cable Guy
    Spitbak Spitbak
    46-50, M
    Oct 29, 2015

    So I did an open mike stand up the other day

    and I completely killed it!! My best joke of the night was the Rosetta Stone joke I did. It plays a little something like this.... "So I got a new app on my phone, I don't really remember the name of it, but basically what it is, it's a language tutor app. It offers Spanish for...
    Cigarettegirl91 Cigarettegirl91
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jan 5, 2014

    Omg Kevin hart cracks me up!

    So does a few others,like chubby Mexican dude.I so can't spell his name.
    punkpixie13 punkpixie13
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 16, 2015

    A bear asks a rabbit,

    "do you ever have trouble with **** sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "of course not." So the bear picks the rabbit up and wipes his *** with him.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Nov 20, 2015
    Cynthia1976 Cynthia1976
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jan 28

    The very existence of flame-throwers proves

    that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
    LoyaltynTrust93 LoyaltynTrust93
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Jun 21, 2015

    I used to live with my Grama on an island in

    the mountains, I didn't have friends over there so to pass the time I would watch stand up comedy for hours and just laugh my favorites were Margaret cho , Sarah millican, and andi osho . When I would go to town I would here people tell my Grama that they could here me laughing...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 4

    Some nights, I like falling asleep

    while listening to stand-up comedy on Spotify. Smiling/laughing while trying to sleep makes me feel so happy :D
    Morzz Morzz
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 11, 2015
    Hiddenheart101 Hiddenheart101
    56-60, F
    Dec 19, 2015

    There's an old preacher at home in bed.

    He's dying and doesn't have much longer to go. So he sends a note to a banker and lawyer that go to his church. Both come over and sit in chairs he's set out, one on each side of the bed. The only thing is when they get there the preacher doesn't speak. He just lies there...
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Feb 5

    This Is Not Happening - Tom Segura Overdoses -

    Uncensored Got recommended by an EPer, Hilariousss! lol
    kiki2016 kiki2016
    26-30, F
    1 Response Sep 14, 2015

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?

    v=Dm2W8hBV_k4 Joey Diaz
    Spitbak Spitbak
    46-50, M
    Oct 29, 2015

    Two words: Bo burnham.

    .. Check out 'what'
    kals27 kals27
    22-25, F
    1 Response Nov 7, 2014

    I did stand up comedy

    for about 4 years. Then my meds stopped working, depression and anxiety swallowed me into the darkness.
    CharryICT CharryICT
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jan 5

    I always get interrupted

    whenever I'm playing the Air Harp in public by people asking why I've summoned them over.
    BigNJ76 BigNJ76
    36-40, M
    Jan 5

    I really like Bo Burnham.

    He one of my favorite comedians. He's inspired me to become a comedian. So I'm am an aspiring one now. Every now and than on periscope, I'll do some jokes. However I keep on working hard to improve my material, because that's how to get better
    Cmiller97 Cmiller97
    18-21, M
    1 Response Sep 14, 2015
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