I Love Steven Wright

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    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    Jan 23, 2015

    Fun Quotes

    I love this guy's comedy! Here are some quotes of his I like in particular: Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? Everywhere is within walking...
    debmichelle debmichelle
    1 Response Jun 24, 2008

    I Get His Thinking...

    Some quotes: I saw a commercial as a kid with Smokey the bear. "Only you can prevent forest fires". Only me?! I was up all night with a bucket of water, looking for forest fires. You know how they say, "put the pedal to the metal?" Well I cut a little hole...
    QuixoticKidEternity QuixoticKidEternity
    4 Responses Jun 24, 2008

    He's Super Funny.

    He's so monotone, and the jokes are so out there. I love it.
    deleted deleted
    Oct 12, 2012

    Great Ones!!

    All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Everyone has photographic memory.  Some just don't have film. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses May 9, 2009
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