I Love Steven Wright

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    Great Ones!!

    All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Everyone has photographic memory.  Some just don't have film. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet...
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    2 Responses May 9, 2009

    I Get His Thinking...

    Some quotes: I saw a commercial as a kid with Smokey the bear. "Only you can prevent forest fires". Only me?! I was up all night with a bucket of water, looking for forest fires. You know how they say, "put the pedal to the metal?" Well I cut a little hole...
    QuixoticKidEternity QuixoticKidEternity
    4 Responses Jun 24, 2008

    Fun Quotes

    I love this guy's comedy! Here are some quotes of his I like in particular: Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? Everywhere is within walking...
    debmichelle debmichelle
    1 Response Jun 24, 2008
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    Jan 23, 2015

    He's Super Funny.

    He's so monotone, and the jokes are so out there. I love it.
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    Oct 12, 2012
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