I Love Stories About Dumb Criminals

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    Lol!

    So many stories about dumb criminals often remind me of the Monty Python skit "How not to be seen" so funny!
    katnipkitkat katnipkitkat
    41-45, F
    Jul 3, 2012

    Stuck

    Rio de Janeiro - Nov. 5, 1993A thief was found stuck to the floor of a factory after trying to steal glue.  Edilber Guimaeartes, 19, stopped to sniff some of the glue he was stealing when two large cans fell to the floor, spilling over.When police were called in the morning...
    emarr1984 emarr1984
    26-30, M
    1 Response Sep 22, 2011

    Just For Fun

    San Francisco:A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag."While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and...
    Serenitree Serenitree
    70+, F
    Nov 2, 2012

    Just For Laughs

     San Francisco:A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and...
    DragonBlue DragonBlue
    66-70
    3 Responses Apr 6, 2011

    Drunk While Stealing The following is

    supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. February 1, 1993 James Macdonals and William Shoesmith, both 26, were sentenced to five years in prison for bank robbery. According to his lawyer...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 12, 2015

    Cops: Couple Robs Bank,

    Posts Photos of Loot on Facebook John Mogan, 28, and Ashley Duboe, 24, are charged with robbing a bank in Ashville, Ohio on August 24. After the robbery, cops followed up several leads but none of them led to the thieves. But a tip received by Central Ohio Crime Stoppers led...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 27, 2015

    A man walked in to a Topeka,

    Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him. In Ohio, an unidentified man in his late twenties walked...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 16, 2014
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