7 OLD AGE JOKES My favorite is Number 2
1. Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically...
this is my little man Cash (like bad boy Johnny Cash). he's a grumpy little thing, but when he's feeling sweet, he loves cuddles and pets and tickles. carrots and strawberries are...
I went Golden Corrals Chocolate fountains, dunked chocolate in both the white chocolate side and the dark chocolate side and....
I WAS IN LOVE!!!!
My friend grabbed my red marker from me today and smelled it, then he continued by saying "smells like strawberries"
So then I commented"but they are not scented"
Keep in mind...
A*s, p*ssy, breast milk, my girlfriends lips, fudge, strawberries, cherries, apples, bananas, raspberries, and pot.
Sweet and sour fruits ahh
bananas (awesome for my cramps)
random moments of madness #68: I just had a thought about a new dessert creation, a scoop of vanilla ice cream with chocolate drizzle with strawberries in syrup placed between two...