I Love Stupid Jokes

Okay, I'll jump in on this one...  here goes:
How can you drop an egg four feet without breaking it?
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Drop it from five feet.  Then it won't break in the first four...

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $4.50 per pound.
And deer nuts are under a buck
Cheers!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of...

Why did Bob fall off the bike?

Because Bob was an orange!

Okay Ladies, maybe you won't think it is so stupid......   :-)

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

· 'Mum', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

· 'Not yet,' she replied.

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Doing crazy stunts in your friends wheelchair, and you cripple yourself.

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
 
A:  Because they have big fingers.
 
EEEWWWWW!!!!  <LOL>

I'm writing this slowly,
Because i know you cant read very fast.

I was going to send you some money,
But I had the envelope sealed before I thought of it.

Your sister had a baby, dont know what it is yet,
So I don't know if your an...

Two monocles got married,
They made a spectacle of themselves at the wedding.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
Well I did tell you it was rubbish.......

Paddy is stopped by the cops, and gets really really loud and angry.
his wife says

"Ah you don't want to mind him, he's always like this when he has drink in him"

Did you hear about the two guys who stole everything out of a house except the soap and towels. They were dirty crooks!

One more lame joke!
 
Nurse:  Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room. 
    

Doctor:  Tell him that I can't see him.

Stupid jokes,Love 'em,So corny,You have to laugh,They nearly make you sick!