A blonde woman decides that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are...
The jokes like.....
"Dude....you were really drunk up last night......"
"What? No....i wasnt...."
"you were.....coz you threw my parrot against the wall and shouted...YOU ANGRY...
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
Hehe 😄🙈✋🍟🍝🍝. Ya i ate , nd i love anti jokers
Best one I've seen today while browsing.
Not really a joke but it made me giggle.
Daddy, where did I come from?
From the stork
omg daddy, you do screw everything
Driving in a car
A blonde and a brunette are driving in a car. Unexpectedly the car stops. The blonde asks:
"What has happened?"
"We ran out of petrol," answered the brunette...
Two blondes talk. One of them says:
"You know, I have cheated a taxi driver yesterday!!"
The other blonde asks:
"How did you do this?"
The blonde replies:
Two blondes talk:
- Listen, your hair look like a wig.
- But it is a wig.
- So cool, and it looks like real hair.
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."
Two blondes sail with the boat. Suddenly, the hole appeared in the boat. The first blonde starts to panic, and another says: - Do not worry, I'll make a second hole through which...
Once there was a blonde that went to work crying. The boss, who was concerned asked, "what's wrong?" She responded, "My mother died!" The boss offered her to take some time off of...
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A blond, brunette, and a redhead go hunting.
The brunette goes into the woods and comes back out with a deer.
They ask,"How did you get that deer?"
She responded,"I saw the...
Do you know why they started naming Hurricanes after Men?
They figured the storms would never get past the Virgin Islands....
Librarian – “Yes, how can I help you?
Blonde – “Hi, I need help with my bibliography, how can I find out Ibid’s first name?
A blonde goes into a dry cleaners to clean her new blouse. She walks up to the counter and hands the cashier her top. When she turns around to leave they say "Come again!" With a...
Q: What did the blonde name her watch dogs?
A: Timex and Rolex.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look! they spelled MACYS wrong!"
A mother carefully explained to her young daughter how children were created. She used the expression “carrying a child” instead of “pregnant,” but the girl seemed...