A blonde woman decides that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are...
The jokes like.....
"Dude....you were really drunk up last night......"
"What? No....i wasnt...."
"you were.....coz you threw my parrot against the wall and shouted...YOU ANGRY...
apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the moon, and follow them up by saying "ah, i guess you had to be there" -badum tss
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
Hehe 😄🙈✋🍟🍝🍝. Ya i ate , nd i love anti jokers
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
What did the cannibal get when he arrived late to the party?
A cold shoulder! 💀
in astronomy class...
le teacher: why are there rings on saturn?
le student: kus god liked it so he put a ring on it
le teacher: god is not a single lady
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."
Two blondes sail with the boat. Suddenly, the hole appeared in the boat. The first blonde starts to panic, and another says: - Do not worry, I'll make a second hole through which...
Once there was a blonde that went to work crying. The boss, who was concerned asked, "what's wrong?" She responded, "My mother died!" The boss offered her to take some time off of...
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A blond, brunette, and a redhead go hunting.
The brunette goes into the woods and comes back out with a deer.
They ask,"How did you get that deer?"
She responded,"I saw the...
Do you know why they started naming Hurricanes after Men?
They figured the storms would never get past the Virgin Islands....
Librarian – “Yes, how can I help you?
Blonde – “Hi, I need help with my bibliography, how can I find out Ibid’s first name?
A blonde goes into a dry cleaners to clean her new blouse. She walks up to the counter and hands the cashier her top. When she turns around to leave they say "Come again!" With a...
Q: What did the blonde name her watch dogs?
A: Timex and Rolex.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look! they spelled MACYS wrong!"
A mother carefully explained to her young daughter how children were created. She used the expression “carrying a child” instead of “pregnant,” but the girl seemed...
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want...