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I Love Stupid Jokes

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    Stupid Joke #1 - I do love stupid jokes, they always make me snicker. A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Buddhist Monk walk into a bar, The bartender looks up and says, "What...
    XW XW 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 29, 2007

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    Stupid Joke #11 - What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $4.50 per pound. And deer nuts are under a buck Cheers!  
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2008

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    What concert only cost 45 cents? 50 cents featuring Nickelback *giggles*
    hiddenhands hiddenhands 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 14

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    One day a guy decided to kill home self. Unable to decide the best way, he went to the library. After finding a how too book on suicide, he decided to read at home. At the...
    Readytorun567 Readytorun567 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 23

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    Okay It's a Bit Rubbish..... - Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She couldn't control her pupils. Well I did tell you it was rubbish.......
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 3 Responses Feb 1, 2008

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    Stupid Jokes - Stupid jokes,Love 'em,So corny,You have to laugh,They nearly make you sick!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 28, 2012

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    One day mom was cleaning her son's room and under the bed, she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 23

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    Stupid Joke #15 - One more lame joke!   Nurse:  Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room.       Doctor:  Tell him that I...
    XW XW 46-50, M 2 Responses Jun 14, 2008

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    Irish Wife - Paddy is stopped by the cops, and gets really really loud and angry. his wife says "Ah you don't want to mind him, he's always like this when he has drink in him"
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter 51-55, M Oct 3, 2012

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    Stupid Joke # 10 - Why did Bob fall off the bike? Because Bob was an orange!
    ClearPier ClearPier 31-35, F 2 Responses Feb 12, 2008

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    Chinese - "It's about time I told you an important thing," I said to my 15 year old son. "What is it dad?" He asked. "You were adopted," I murmured. "That's impossible!" He...
    derekdob derekdob 56-60, M Nov 14, 2013

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    Stupid Joke #6 - A horse walks into a bar, the bartender looks up and says, "Hey!" The horse says, "Sure!" They just get worse!
    XW XW 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 5, 2008

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    A Definition Of Irony - Doing crazy stunts in your friends wheelchair, and you cripple yourself.
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter 51-55, M Oct 3, 2012

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    So - So this guy who suffers from premature *********** comes out of nowhere...
    KendraKitty KendraKitty 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 21, 2013

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    How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? Tenticles.
    ebbiethebullet325 ebbiethebullet325 13-15, F 3 Responses Dec 25, 2013

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    Stupid Joke #3 - Sally opened her refrigerator and found a rabbit inside. Surprised, she asked the rabbit, "What are you doing in my refrigerator?" "Isn't this...
    XW XW 46-50, M 8 Responses Jan 3, 2008

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    Silly But Funny - I'm writing this slowly, Because i know you cant read very fast. I was going to send you some money, But I had the envelope sealed before I thought of it...
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 3, 2012

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    Stupid Joke #14 - A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named...
    dyin2live dyin2live 31-35, F 6 Responses May 31, 2008

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    Stupid Joke #7 - Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?   A:  Because they have big fingers.   EEEWWWWW!!!!  <LOL>
    dyin2live dyin2live 31-35, F 7 Responses Feb 1, 2008

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    Stupid Joke #12 -     Did you hear about the two guys who stole everything out of a house except the soap and towels. They were dirty crooks!  
    XW XW 46-50, M May 24, 2008

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    Stupid Joke #5 - Knock, knock Who’s there? Adolf...Adolf who? (are you ready for it???) ... Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat’s why I dawk dis way
    dyin2live dyin2live 31-35, F 6 Responses Jan 4, 2008

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    Stupid Joke, #13 - Okay Ladies, maybe you won't think it is so stupid......   :-) A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. · 'Mum', he...
    XW XW 46-50, M 2 Responses May 29, 2008

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    Stupid Joke #4 - Why do lions always eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook!  (Rimshot!)
    XW XW 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 4, 2008

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    Stupid Joke #2 - Okay, I'll jump in on this one...  here goes: How can you drop an egg four feet without breaking it? ... ... ...are you ready for the answer...
    dyin2live dyin2live 31-35, F 5 Responses Dec 29, 2007

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    Two Monocles - Two monocles got married, They made a spectacle of themselves.
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter 51-55, M Oct 3, 2012

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    Stupid Joke #9 - How do you catch a squirrel?   You climb into a tree and act like a nut.   <hee hee>
    dyin2live dyin2live 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 11, 2008

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