my 4 year old came up with this one ...
why did Darth Vader cross the road??
to get to the dark side lol
i love it!
"I'm not saying I think idiots should die, but maybe we should remove all the warning labels, and let the problem sort itself out?"
Love this quote! Accurate.
Is your name Katniss?
Because you're starting an uprising in my district. 😂😂😂
Gets yelled at for singing in the shower*
"There are 2 things that you can't suppress in the shower.. My balls and my soul." haaaaa
Lady: Im s3xually harassed at office!
Friend: What happened?
Lady: A Man keeps saying your hair smells nice.
Friend: So whats wrong in that?
Lady: He’s only 3 feet tall!! Lolz.
Student: "is it ever ok to get in trouble for something u didn't do?"
Teacher: "no, its not okay"
Student: "okay, I didn't do my homework"
What is a mouses weapon of choice?
How do you get holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!
I tried to catch some fog.
Why didn't the toilet paper roll make it across the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack!