The weird kind of humour that comes from unfunny jokes. They only appeal to a very specific type of person, everyone else will just stare at you as if you're an idiot, roll their...
I live in Montreal, and for that reason my children have never been to a beach before. On our first family trip down South we decided one of the first things we were going to do...
I was thinking about being an investment banker. But then I lost interest.
Q: Why did the Blonde cross the road?
A: she saw something shiny on the other side.
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The
interviewer decides to start with the basics. 'So, Miss, can
you tell us your age, please?'
The blonde counts...
What kind of dog lives in the North Pole?
A chili dog! :D hehe.
Do you know what the lettuce asked the radish? Let us be best friends?
And what did the radish answer? You naughty thing, you make me blush! you make me reddish!
“Can you please fax over your resume?” asked the interviewer.
“I’m sorry” responded the blonde, “it’s my only copy!”
I'm in love. Love love love. Stupidly, like all the people I've made fun of over the years. Me, who swore off marriage. Me, who felt relationships were just a friend/ roommate...