Everyone has the right to be stupid-------------->
But you're abusing the privilege :P
A couple walks on the beach and the seagull flies over and craps on the ladies shoulder.. Mortified the guy says.. ' let me run inside to get a towel' and the lady replies ' Don't...
Honk if you love Jesus
Text if you want to meet Him
Why were the steelers not allowed in the NBA?
Mother: daughter, why are you crying?
Daughter:: mommy I pass the test.
Mother: wow! That good baby, you're very good, which subject?
Daughter: pregnancy test mommy!!( crying...
What did the ocean say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved
Q: Do you know what the lettuce asked the radish?
A: Let us be best friends? And what did the radish answer? You naughty thing, you make me blush! you make me reddish!
“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blonde to her friend, there was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
Q: what do you call a sleeping bull?
A: a bull-dozer
Q: why was the mother flea so unhappy?
A: all her children have gone to the dog.
A guy walking down the street stops a fellow pedestrian and says
"Sssscuse mm me mate. Ha ha have you ggggot the tttime o o o on you m m mate?"
The pedestrian remains silent.
'I see' said the blind man to the deaf man listening to the radio..
Q.how do you make seven an even number?
A.take the s out!
Deepika Padukone-I have more fans than you.Aaliya Bhatt-I have A .C. at home .
At the construction job There's this cathedral that's still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so they can get material up and down to the upper...
A young blonde woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor."You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
A guy comes home stone drunk and standing by his bedroom door he says .. ' The next time this bed comes around, I'm on it.'
After an accident the patient wakes up at hospital and looking up at the nurse in sheer horror exclaims, 'I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs' and the nurse looks down at...
Old lady goes to a dentist; sits down, drops panties, and lifts legs. He says, "I'm not a gynecologist!" She says, "I know, I need my husband's teeth back!"
I've always fantasized about that perfect life, perfect husband and perfect family. I'm only 18, I know, too young to be thinking about all of that but who doesn't think about love...