A couple walks on the beach and the seagull flies over and craps on the ladies shoulder.. Mortified the guy says.. ' let me run inside to get a towel' and the lady replies ' Don't...
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.. Why was the Cyclops a good teacher? cause he only had one pupil.. OMG Cheesy Jokes are my life they always put a smile...
Honk if you love Jesus
Text if you want to meet Him
Why isn't their any casinos in Africa?
I don't know tell me.
their is too many cheetas
What's brown and sticky?.......a stick !
How do you confuse an idiot?......tell you tomorrow!!
Knock knock!.......atch! ........here! Have a hanky!
Q: what do you call a sleeping bull?
A: a bull-dozer
Q: why was the mother flea so unhappy?
A: all her children have gone to the dog.
A guy walking down the street stops a fellow pedestrian and says
"Sssscuse mm me mate. Ha ha have you ggggot the tttime o o o on you m m mate?"
The pedestrian remains silent.
'I see' said the blind man to the deaf man listening to the radio..
Q.how do you make seven an even number?
A.take the s out!
Deepika Padukone-I have more fans than you.Aaliya Bhatt-I have A .C. at home .
At the construction job There's this cathedral that's still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so they can get material up and down to the upper...
A young blonde woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor."You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
A guy comes home stone drunk and standing by his bedroom door he says .. ' The next time this bed comes around, I'm on it.'
After an accident the patient wakes up at hospital and looking up at the nurse in sheer horror exclaims, 'I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs' and the nurse looks down at...
Old lady goes to a dentist; sits down, drops panties, and lifts legs. He says, "I'm not a gynecologist!" She says, "I know, I need my husband's teeth back!"
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!!!!
What's red and smells like blue paint?
If I flip a coin, what's the chances of me getting head?
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in your fridge?
You can see its body sticking out.