sermon about alcohol how bad it is for you .and to prove it he put a worm in a glass of water and one in to a glass of whiskey after a while he held up the two glasses and said look the worm in the water is still alive and the worm in the whiskey is dead what dose that prove...
hate their word of choice not mine) and they asked if they were "volunteer prostitutes"!
I said, "volunteer prostitute?! 😂 What do lawyers call working for free? Pro BONE-o" I'm rolling on the floor laughing!
buying a ticket from the bus conductor. She fumbles in a voluminous bag for the correct change.
After 15 minutes the conductor becomes so enraged that he hits her on the head with the ticket-dispenser, and the poor old dear dies instantly.
Not surprisingly, he is convicted and...
and went "book". The librarian gives the chicken a book, the chicken sticks it under its wing and leaves.
The next day, the chicken returns and goes "book-book-book". The librarian gives the chicken 3 books, the chicken sticks it under its wings again and leaves.
The day after...
and is about to order a drink, when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair.
He doesn't have to be Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish. So, he shouts over to the bartender loudly so that everyone can hear, “Drinks for...
and under the bed, she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her.
She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.
He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word.
She finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?"
?wrote an entrance exam, ?? ??Tortoise got 80%, ??Rabbit got 81%.
Both went for ??admission to an engineering college,
Cut-off needed was 85%. ????
??Rabbit didn't get admission, but the Tortoise got admission. ??
??U remember when we were young, the tortoise won a...
best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in...