Everyone has the right to be stupid-------------->
But you're abusing the privilege :P
I know it's cool to bash celebrities. But the Beiber jokes have to stop...that's someones daughter.
Why were the steelers not allowed in the NBA?
Q: What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A: A hoarse doctor.
The number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of
“Sorry I can’t serve you,” states the barman.
“Why not?!” asks the number twelve with anger...
Mother: daughter, why are you crying?
Daughter:: mommy I pass the test.
Mother: wow! That good baby, you're very good, which subject?
Daughter: pregnancy test mommy!!( crying...
What did the ocean say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved
Q: Do you know what the lettuce asked the radish?
A: Let us be best friends? And what did the radish answer? You naughty thing, you make me blush! you make me reddish!
“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blonde to her friend, there was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
and looking up funny pictures and cracking up. I swear I could look at funny internet memes four hours. Absolutely love stupid funny memes!
Its a few days before school starts and I've been praying every night that i get my history teacher from last year again. He is the most amazing person i have ever met. i get...
... she hurts me all of the time, even if she doesn't realize she's doing it.
My family isn't poor, but we know what it's like to have too much month left at the end of the money...
My heart has been smashed to pieces over & over again for two years. I am not a stupid person but I am a complete fool. I am ashamed. I am lost. I hurt, I hurt, I hurt, I hurt, I...
This week I have been put on last warning with the school and had to sign a piece of paper saying if I do anything wrong I'm kicked out.
When my lover found out he got so mad at...
Reading some of the "experiences" on here makes me even more happy to be me. Not settling for a relationship with some girl that is not compatible to me. There's some messed up...
The perfect man poem.
The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise...
What's brown and sticky?
The answer will make you feel stupid.
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer.
Never tell your mom her diet's not working...