apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the moon, and follow them up by saying "ah, i guess you had to be there" -badum tss
I love joking around with my friends, it's nothing serious. If you can't take a joke, than we can't be friends.
a **** has a sad life
his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an *******, his best friend is a *****, his owner beats him and whenever he gets excited he throws up
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? A: Slap her on the *** and tell her to get back to work.
The Psychiatric Hotline
"Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone...
The prime minister of India was at the White House. One embarrassing moment was when President Bush said to the prime minister, 'Could you take a look at my computer?' 'I'm having...
Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.
What do you call a girl with no eyes?
Where do you find perverted fish?
Swimming around outside of schools
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
World news update: Hungary has threatened to nuke Turkey and Chile, because it's Hungary.
A man walked into a restaurant and ordered a hamburger. The cook made the hamburger by putting the beef on the grill, pulling down his pants, sitting on the ground beef to make it...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was being STALKED.
A man was seated next to a blonde on an airplane. Shortly after the take off, he turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a...
Q . How do you make fruit punch
Wait for it ......
A. You give it boxing lessons