Just think how much easier life would be if people did come with warning labels. It would surely save you from certain things such as drama.
May cause upset stomach or nausea.
If words internalized, call Poison Control.
Warning: If comes into contact with eyes, flush with water.
If comes into contact with Soul...
Omg yes! My ex-boyfriends label would read... WARNING! I will break your heart and then continue to do so as long as you let me.