transfer for a Shrek thing. Amongst the warnings at the lower right, the final one advises, "DO NOT IRON WHILE WEARING SHIRT!"
Can't make this stuff up, but here is your proof, all the same:
Check out this one!
This is an allergy medication and is suitable for children aged 6-12 years.
Then scroll down and check out the warning.....
Precautions for Telfast 30mg
Do not use when pregnant or when...
On a hairdryer package: "For indoor use only" (WHY would I have a hairdryer outdoors?!)
On a frozen tv dinner package: "Serving suggestion: Defrost" (But it's just a suggestion!)
On the packaging for a knife set: "Caution: Keep out of children." (Ummm....we lost a few words in...
on the back of the Midol box, which is like, medicine for cramps, bloating, and other stuff to do with having your period.... it says "stop and ask a doctor before use if you have difficulty urinating due to englargement of the prostate glad"
but wait..... isnt that...
them speaks volumes at the extent of just how serious things have become in our litigious society. We're common sense has been overcome by the need of I will just sue the person(s), Company, Agency and the like. For one's on actions and their failure to take responsibility for...
was in a ladies' room at a gas station in New Jersey. For those of you too young to remember, public rest rooms (before they used paper towels) had these dreadful fabric roller towels. They were in one continuous loop that went around two rollers, and as you pulled the dry part...
Some warning signs are funny because they're so obvious and overly careful, presuming a level of stupidity in the viewer that is unimaginable. But THEN there are the signs that are simply so violent, they are actually frightening. Namely, they say that so...
The Hob Nob Restaurant in Racine, Wisconsin is on Lake Michiganat the edge of the parking lot are large signs"WARNING LAKE MICHIGAN AHEAD"Love that place though - if you are ever in Racine you MUST go. It is an old style supper club and the French Onion soup is the best I've...
On a bottle of Kikkoman Soy Sauce -- Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.
On a bottle of Windex -- Do not spray in eyes.
On a box of Dial soap -- Directions: Use like regular soap.
On wrapper of Fruit By the Foot -- Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.
I bought two shipping tubes last month. Both had warning labels: "Do Not Place Over Child's Head"
Maybe I read that wrong and there's a very small headed guy named Child running around. Maybe people have been screwing with him. Otherwise....
Has anyone seen the T.V. commercials for sleeping pills that say " May cause drowsiness, do not use while driving or operating heavy machinery " ? Thanks for the warning folks, otherwise I might just pop a pill or two before I took off down the highway ! DUH !!!!!
Aisle sign in a Chinese grocery store:
Caned Fish Meat
Dried Meat Floss
Price sign on clothes rack:
Used Sweat: y2900
On a cash register:
Sorry. We can not change.
On a fire extinguisher in Calcutta, India.
Large sign in...
Stupid warning labels? I love stupid warning labels. Apparently if you look at the side of a Boeing 757, it has a sign that says "Fragile. Do not drop."
But the weirdest warning label (Well, I guess it wasn't a warning label, just a label) is in my school...
While purchasing a chainsaw for my husband a few years ago, I read a warning label that said, "Do not stop chain with genitals." Now come on. You know someone had to try for them to put that label on there. How stupid could you be? Really?! Who in their right mind would put their...
On my new straightener, the label reads:
Caution: This Product Will Burn Eyes!
I do not want to meet the person who caused that to be required on the label. I think most people would know better than to use a straightener on their eyelashes. Also.... if its hot enough to...
"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
"For external use only!" -- On my Revlon curling iron.
"Do not use while sleeping." -- On my Revlon ...
I was doing something in my science class on the computer and I found a labelon a jar of sulfuric acid and it said " Do not touch,Pick up bottle by the side!" I mean really first you're all like noooooo dont touch its gona kill you but now you're like oh ya its fine to pick up...
I mean look at these:
On a bicycle -- "Removing the wheel can influence the performance of the bicycle"
On a hammer-- "Misuse may lead to property damage and bodily injury."
On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Doritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
At this place on a store parking lot (you know how they have those little islands of plants and stuff? well this one had a rock on the end and behind it bushes) there is this sign that says WARNING LARGE ROCK..... and the sad thing is......it looked like it got hit a lot, lots of...