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I Love Stupid Warning Labels

Dedicated to those idiotic product labels and ridiculous warning signs 2,352 People

    Some Actual Warning Labels - On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Doritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a...
    puck61 puck61 51-55, M 12 Responses Nov 23, 2008

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    Funny Sign - funny sign for dog lovers:
    EPJulio EPJulio 26-30, M 4 Responses Nov 14, 2007

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    Here Are a Few Funny Ones For Ya! - Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages. Windex Do not spray in eyes. Bowl Fresh Safe to use around pets...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 8 Responses Oct 2, 2007

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    Sure That's What I Think Of! - You buy medicine over the counter,there is this little plastic cylinder inside...Do not eat? You buy a pair of shoes , there is a little baggie with...
    redheadsrule redheadsrule 36-40, F 4 Responses Oct 10, 2007

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    This Will Just Keep Getting Better! - Tesco's Tirimisu Desert Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box). Nabisco Easy Cheese For best results, remove cap...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 8 Responses Oct 2, 2007

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    Some Random Funnies =) - Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages. Windex Do not spray in eyes. Toilet Plunger Caution: Do not use near power...
    BlazzinBebe88 BlazzinBebe88 18-21, F 7 Responses Oct 23, 2008

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    Really??!! - http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/galleries/01/warrning/05.jpg kinda gross....
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 27, 2012

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    A Warning Label to End All Warning Labels! - oh man... if you need a sign to tell you to watch out for this... seems to be some sort of airfield, where you can (apparently) get...
    videodemon videodemon 26-30, M 59 Responses Oct 8, 2007

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    The 7 Most Violent Warning Signs - Some warning signs are funny because they're so obvious and overly careful, presuming a level of stupidity in the viewer that is...
    videodemon videodemon 26-30, M 75 Responses Sep 30, 2008

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    Men With Menstral Cramps.... - on the back of the Midol box, which is like, medicine for cramps, bloating, and other stuff to do with having your period.... it says "stop and...
    asdfok asdfok 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 16, 2008

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    Ya Think? - This product not intended for use as a dental drill. Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
    Skyy7 Skyy7 51-55, F 3 Responses Apr 30, 2013

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    Direction Labels.... - Or how about ..."how to" labels/ directions... remove plastic before putting into stove!...or even better... remove from package! noooo.....I was going to...
    polkio polkio 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 17, 2012

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    Stupid Stupid Signs - Aisle sign in a Chinese grocery store: Caned Fruit Caned vegetarian Caned Fish Meat Dried Meat Floss Price sign on clothes rack: Used Sweat...
    luicifersgirl luicifersgirl 18-21, F 7 Responses Nov 20, 2008

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    Blowdryer - I don't use a blow dryer on a regular basis but the weather was chilly and my hair was wet. I really, really, really wanted to blow dry my hair while I was in the bath...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Sep 8, 2011

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    NUTS!!!! - I bought a bag of NUTS that said "this product may contain traces of NUT" WTF I would hope it contained more than just traces of it!!! That is NUTS!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 5 Responses Oct 2, 2007

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    Some of My Favorites... -   "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.   "For external use...
    Chanteuse1984 Chanteuse1984 26-30, F 7 Responses Oct 15, 2007

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    C'mon They Are Hilarious - I mean look at these: Free Counter   On a bicycle -- "Removing the wheel can influence the performance of the bicycle" (You...
    bufy1981 bufy1981 26-30, F 9 Responses May 12, 2009

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    On A Box Of Jalapeno Poppers - This was on a box of frozen Jalapeno Poppers under the cooking instructions: "For best results use a timer." I'm sure glad they told me that! I was...
    GuardstheGrey GuardstheGrey 22-25, M 3 Responses May 5, 2012

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    Poor Placement - while on a ski retreat with my youth group, I saw a sticker on the pole of the ski loft that read "watch out for motorcycles"
    Somedude2 Somedude2 18-21, M Feb 24, 2011

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    Hell Of A Pick-me-up - I run into a lot of obscure problems when tackling obscure technological and scientific points. Run into many dead ends, since uncharted territory lends...
    doctormadmann doctormadmann 26-30 1 Response Jan 10, 2012

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    A Few Classics - On a hairdryer package: "For indoor use only" (WHY would I have a hairdryer outdoors?!) On a frozen tv dinner package: "Serving suggestion: Defrost" (But it's...
    ladyzantorian ladyzantorian 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 30, 2012

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    You Don't Say? - Box of peanuts.Ingredients list: Peanuts, peanut oil, salt, etc.WARNING: CONTAINS PEANUTS!Thank you box! I had no idea that this box of peanuts I was about to eat...
    Fractalist Fractalist 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 5, 2013

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    For Your Safety - Remember kids, apparently you're not supposed to use a blowtorch while sleeping.
    Nobodysaidbella Nobodysaidbella 16-17, F 9 Responses Jun 15, 2008

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    Shipping Tubes - I bought two shipping tubes last month. Both had warning labels: "Do Not Place Over Child's Head" Maybe I read that wrong and there's a very small headed guy...
    Wondrin2Day Wondrin2Day 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 4, 2013

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    It's So Funny What People ... - it's so funny what people put on labels these days eg: may contain nuts.....(on a box of nuts)......well dur...what else is meant to be in there
    steff steff 16-18, F 4 Responses Oct 13, 2007

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    So Funny - i love stupid warning labels especially the ones that are on the slicers in retail delis. There is a picture of a bloody hand a picture of a slicer operating.
    TwitchyTwitch TwitchyTwitch 22-25, M Jul 16, 2012

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    Silica Gel - the stuff that comes in packets in new shoes and boots. label always reads, silica gel do not eat. anyone dumb enough to eat the stuff probably isn't smart enough to...
    ib14fun ib14fun 41-45 1 Response Oct 10, 2012

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    Stupid Labels - Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages. Windex Do...
    cpetshks cpetshks 26-30, F 3 Responses Oct 12, 2007

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    Mr Burrito Says "Don't Do Drugs." -  Stupid warning labels? I love stupid warning labels. Apparently if you look at the side of a Boeing 757, it has a sign that says "...
    Bootstrapper Bootstrapper 16-18, F 2 Responses Jul 23, 2008

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    Roflmao So Thats Where The Cat Went..... -   nuff said?
    BlazedSoulsNix BlazedSoulsNix 41-45, F 11 Responses May 17, 2011

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    Hollow Sidewalk? - This one is by my house in New York. Always puzzled me...
    EPJulio EPJulio 26-30, M 4 Responses Oct 15, 2007

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    For Your Safety - Remember kids, apparently you're not supposed to use a blowtorch while sleeping. And ps, it was on the instructions.  
    Nobodysaidbella Nobodysaidbella 16-17, F 13 Responses Jun 15, 2008

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    Example 1 - The labels arent stupid so much as the people who theyre made for. You really have to tell some one this?
    Deanze Deanze 41-45, M 4 Responses Sep 9, 2012

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    The Fact We Need - them speaks volumes at the extent of just how serious things have become in our litigious society. We're common sense has been overcome by the need of I will...
    Michael820 Michael820 41-45, M Sep 10, 2012

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    Lake Michigan - The Hob Nob Restaurant in Racine, Wisconsin is on Lake Michiganat the edge of the parking lot are large signs"WARNING LAKE MICHIGAN AHEAD"Love that place though...
    TKD1 TKD1 46-50, F Oct 19, 2013

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    Science - I was doing something in my science class on the computer and I found a labelon a jar of sulfuric acid and it said " Do not touch,Pick up bottle by the side!" I mean...
    Aspens13 Aspens13 13-15, F Jun 21, 2013

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    Not the Best One By Far But.... - On my new straightener, the label reads: Caution: This Product Will Burn Eyes! I do not want to meet the person who caused that to be required...
    PoeticRejection PoeticRejection 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 11, 2007

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    Silly Allergy Warnings ... - On a box of Frosted Mini Wheats: "contains wheat ingredients" (not sure who would buy something with "WHEAT" in the name and expect it to be gluten...
    LostInTheWoulds LostInTheWoulds 46-50, M 4 Responses Dec 2, 2013

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    Insomnia - Has anyone seen the T.V. commercials for sleeping pills that say " May cause drowsiness, do not use while driving or operating heavy machinery " ? Thanks for...
    timmerb timmerb 51-55, M 2 Responses Nov 15, 2007

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    "oh God, My Leg!!" - In fact I always thought it would be cool to be the guy who designs these!drawing the guy who's leg is getting jacked by the machinery? can't beat...
    gotsalsa gotsalsa 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 14, 2012

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    Warning Large Rock - At this place on a store parking lot (you know how they have those little islands of plants and stuff? well this one had a rock on the end and behind it bushes...
    wolfalone wolfalone 13-15, F Dec 11, 2012

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    Crazy Japanese Sign - On a Muni train in Japan. Look at it, come up with an explanation of what you think, and then we'll reveal what it really is...
    videodemon videodemon 26-30, M 15 Responses Oct 20, 2007

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    Funny Warning Sign... - I just saw one that said : "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product." It that case, anyone...
    FortuneCookies FortuneCookies 26-30, F May 15, 2011

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    Uhuh - A carton of milk was on the table... On the label...CAUTION! This product may contain milk. WTF?! Of COURSE ¬¬
    IamcalledS IamcalledS 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 9, 2013

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    Has This Really Happened!?! - This warning is on all of the vending machines in the break rooms where I work. Ok, it must have occurred somehow or their wouldn't be a warning but...
    OhSoShy OhSoShy 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 16, 2012

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    Filthy Language On a Bottle - Our dog had worms so we went to the store to buy a bottle of worm medicine. When we got home I proceeded to read the directions on the back of the...
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia 26-30, F 3 Responses Oct 23, 2008

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    Peanuts - so i saw this label on a peanuts jar at the store and it said: "Caution: May Contain Nuts". Lol like you cant get any more obvious.
    Sanctum3 Sanctum3 18-21, M 4 Responses Mar 25, 2008

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    DUH? - PHILADELPHIA, Pa. - A woman is suing the pharmacy that sold her a popular contraceptive jelly - because she ate the stuff on toast and got pregnant anyway.
    Skyy7 Skyy7 51-55, F 1 Response Apr 30, 2013

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    Worm Medicine Bottle - I bought some worm medicine for my dog and on the back it read : Warning do not give to lactating *******. LOL
    howsab howsab 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 17, 2011

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    WE'Re Experiencing Technical Diffuculties - "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised"...or be on your "classic rock station! (below)  
    bookerdana bookerdana 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 3, 2013

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    I forget exactly what medicine it was on, but the instruction was for the patient to call the doctor in case of their own death. Not an easy thing to do, unless the patient comes...
    Buckley4U Buckley4U 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 5