A bag of walnuts (not for me for my friend): "Caution, may contain nuts."Information booklet: "Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet."Shampoo bottle: "Caution, The contents in this bottle should not be fed to fish."Iron: "Warning...
for Birth Control Pills:
Do not take if you may become pregnant.
Ummm DUH For most women the whole idea is to not become pregnant, I wished I'd saved that one.
Dairy Products often bear this in bold print: Contains Milk
On a box of Frosted Mini Wheats: "contains wheat ingredients"
(not sure who would buy something with "WHEAT" in the name and expect it to be gluten free ... lol)
On a bottle of Planters Dry Roasted Peanuts: "contains peanuts"
Ummmmmmmmmmmm ok :D
I mean look at these:
On a bicycle -- "Removing the wheel can influence the performance of the bicycle"
On a hammer-- "Misuse may lead to property damage and bodily injury."
I run into a lot of obscure problems when tackling obscure technological and scientific points. Run into many dead ends, since uncharted territory lends itself to a lot of trial and error. It can get incredibly frustrating at times, and the worst cases end up with me questioning...
This warning is on all of the vending machines in the break rooms where I work.
Ok, it must have occurred somehow or their wouldn't be a warning but:
Lighting striking the dude's head?
What's with the lump in his pants?? I've tried to cheat this machine over and over but never...
them speaks volumes at the extent of just how serious things have become in our litigious society. We're common sense has been overcome by the need of I will just sue the person(s), Company, Agency and the like. For one's on actions and their failure to take responsibility for...
Some tobacco chewer littered out in the woods and the tin it was in was face up. I think it was called like "Grizzly" or "Grizzly Bear" chew. But in tiny letters below it says "WARNING: MAY CAUSE MOUTH CANCER."I'm thinking "no ****, but that doesn't stop people, does it!" LOL.
Stupid warning labels? I love stupid warning labels. Apparently if you look at the side of a Boeing 757, it has a sign that says "Fragile. Do not drop."
But the weirdest warning label (Well, I guess it wasn't a warning label, just a label) is in my school...
We were shopping at toys r us one year for the kids Christmas stuff. We had one of those lego tables in mind for the kids so that the midnight checks on them would stop having the legos in the bottom of our feet..... Anyhow there was a warning label for the table...
Aisle sign in a Chinese grocery store:
Caned Fish Meat
Dried Meat Floss
Price sign on clothes rack:
Used Sweat: y2900
On a cash register:
Sorry. We can not change.
On a fire extinguisher in Calcutta, India.
Large sign in...
Check out this one!
This is an allergy medication and is suitable for children aged 6-12 years.
Then scroll down and check out the warning.....
Precautions for Telfast 30mg
Do not use when pregnant or when...
Has anyone seen the T.V. commercials for sleeping pills that say " May cause drowsiness, do not use while driving or operating heavy machinery " ? Thanks for the warning folks, otherwise I might just pop a pill or two before I took off down the highway ! DUH !!!!!
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Do not spray in eyes.
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Caution: Do not use near...
"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
"For external use only!" -- On my Revlon curling iron.
"Do not use while sleeping." -- On my Revlon ...
I was doing something in my science class on the computer and I found a labelon a jar of sulfuric acid and it said " Do not touch,Pick up bottle by the side!" I mean really first you're all like noooooo dont touch its gona kill you but now you're like oh ya its fine to pick up...
On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Doritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Or how about ..."how to" labels/ directions...
remove plastic before putting into stove!...or even better... remove from package! noooo.....I was going to put the entire box of frozen pizza right inside the oven!
or remove wrapper before putting into toaster!
or on shampoo...
My doctor had gave me some sleeping pills for a problem I was having, and I was having a hard time going to sleep because of this. Anyways, I was reading the warning label. It said "Caution, may cause sleepiness." I was like "NO DUH!!! That's kind of why they're sleeping pills...
Tesco's Tirimisu Desert
Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).
Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.
Harry Potter Toy Broom
This broom does not actually fly.
Unknown 500-piece puzzle
Some assembly required.
Blow up Figaro toy from...
At this place on a store parking lot (you know how they have those little islands of plants and stuff? well this one had a rock on the end and behind it bushes) there is this sign that says WARNING LARGE ROCK..... and the sad thing is......it looked like it got hit a lot, lots of...
I bought two shipping tubes last month. Both had warning labels: "Do Not Place Over Child's Head"
Maybe I read that wrong and there's a very small headed guy named Child running around. Maybe people have been screwing with him. Otherwise....
I don't use a blow dryer on a regular basis but the weather was chilly and my hair was wet. I really, really, really wanted to blow dry my hair while I was in the bath tub ya know, just to save time but...
their was a warning label saying not to and a colorful picture letting me...
On a hairdryer package: "For indoor use only" (WHY would I have a hairdryer outdoors?!)
On a frozen tv dinner package: "Serving suggestion: Defrost" (But it's just a suggestion!)
On the packaging for a knife set: "Caution: Keep out of children." (Ummm....we lost a few words in...
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Do not spray in eyes.
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Arm & Hammer Scoopable...
On my new straightener, the label reads:
Caution: This Product Will Burn Eyes!
I do not want to meet the person who caused that to be required on the label. I think most people would know better than to use a straightener on their eyelashes. Also.... if its hot enough to...
The Hob Nob Restaurant in Racine, Wisconsin is on Lake Michiganat the edge of the parking lot are large signs"WARNING LAKE MICHIGAN AHEAD"Love that place though - if you are ever in Racine you MUST go. It is an old style supper club and the French Onion soup is the best I've...
Some warning signs are funny because they're so obvious and overly careful, presuming a level of stupidity in the viewer that is unimaginable. But THEN there are the signs that are simply so violent, they are actually frightening. Namely, they say that so...
on the back of the Midol box, which is like, medicine for cramps, bloating, and other stuff to do with having your period.... it says "stop and ask a doctor before use if you have difficulty urinating due to englargement of the prostate glad"
but wait..... isnt that...