So I loved the Care Bears so much I am in the process of getting a full carebear sleeve.
I love sleeping with my teddy. it is warm and fluffy. it doesn't even come close to the warmth of another human but meanwhile my teddy will do.??
This is called the Red socks joke.
There once was a boy named Jimmy. Jimmy had spent countless hours mowing and weed whipping yards for some extra cash to buy the coolest pair of...