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I Love the Darwin Awards

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    Can't Fix Stupid

    A Bank Robber slipped a note to the Teller behind the window indicating this was a stick-up. Hands shaking she placed the money hurriedly in the bag he provided and he took off. She pressed the button underneath to summon the police. About 1 hr later. Police showed up at his...
    DieKatzeSchreibt DieKatzeSchreibt 41-45 1 Response Jun 28, 2011

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    My Favourites

    These two are my personal favourites: 20 June 2007, South Carolina) A passing cabbie found a 21 year-old couple Znaked and injured in the road an hour before sunrise. The two people died at the nearest hospital without regaining consciousness. Authorities were at a loss to...
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 9, 2008

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    2008 Darwin Awards

    Without further ado here are the 2008  Darwin Awards celebrating people whose “stupid genes” have hopefully not already been passed on to others (nothing to do with the Northern Territory, by the way).   Eighth...
    PurpleUmbrella PurpleUmbrella 31-35, F 15 Responses Nov 24, 2008

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    Don't Text While Driving!!

    http://destee.com/index.php?threads/rapper-dies-while-drunk-driving-yolo.73159/ Rapper tweets 'YOLO' just before dying in car accident 1 hr ago Is "YOLO" now being used exclusively on Twitter when people are doing something incredibly dangerous? The acronym, which means "You...
    righteouschica righteouschica 18-21, F Sep 18, 2012

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    Modern Armour

    Darren's death was a mystery. The 33-year-old was found slumped in the hallway of his house, bleeding from stab wounds to his chest. Police initially assumed that an assailant had attacked him, but they could find no supporting evidence. A year later, the inquest revealed why...
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F 1 Response May 17, 2008

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    Two More Aspirants!

    Idiocy! Lunacy! Stupidity! Sometime i just can't fathom or imaging what goes on in these peoples minds. i sure wouldn't call it love!   Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter By Matthew Stabley NBCWashington.com updated 51 minutes ago LEXINGTON PARK, Md...
    Josie06 Josie06 56-60, F 4 Responses Mar 11, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    I am a philosophy fan boy. I read it to relax and to escape the mundane and trivial thing I often have to do for work or family. I love reading Daniel Dennett and other analytic...
    Screenwriter66 Screenwriter66 46-50, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Can we please stop calling wild horses invasive? By Jacquelyn Gill on May 2, 2014 • ( 40 Comments ) The horse has a complex and fascinating environmental history. Wild...
    robermanpink robermanpink 26-30, M Jul 5

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    I told myself that after i retired, i would begin reading the classics by Dickens, Melville, Dostoeyevsky, Hemingway, Pushkin, Shakespeare; poetry by Keats, Shelley, Ginsberg...
    kent1973 kent1973 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    Orangutan One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. Surprised, he asked the ape, "Why are you reading...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F Jul 18

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    Your Type of Woman -Lora Mathis That’s what you like in a girl: cute and sad, with enough disorders that you could count them to fall asleep. The kind you can show off at...
    Fuzzies Fuzzies 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 7

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    I love doing it especially when people know that I'm someone who is real quiet and reserved because they don't know what to expect from you. I remember in high school, I would do...
    texaschic35 texaschic35 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 9 Responses a week ago

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    While this game is over a decade old, it still holds my fascination. I have built 3 large regions and have cities that earned 100s of million dollars and gained over 400 thousand...
    bill372 bill372 61-65, M 3 days ago

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    I Miss You (English Lyrics)  Time passes and passes, and I keep loving you in my arms without being able to have you.And I look for an exit so that I don't keep seeing how far...
    wenwen14 wenwen14 18-21, F 58 mins ago

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    It was not my first relationship, but he is always known as my first love. We met while we were working together in high school. He took my friend to the prom, but from there, we...
    mysterywoman69 mysterywoman69 31-35, F 7 hrs ago

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    I want to love a girl unconditionally. I want to be able to make her feel special, loved, cared for and beautiful. I want to make her feel precious and like a queen. I want to be...
    Winbu Winbu 16-17, M 3 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    I love the idea, the relationships, the complex world, but it seems like I'm alone in a few of my passions. Mostly, I love Voldemort. Absolutely love him. I am tragically...
    ExcellentHabit ExcellentHabit 22-25 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I ache to make someone happy. I ache to make a Girl feel special and worth it. I ache to make a woman feel like she is precious and loved. I want to do that.. I want to make a...
    Winbu Winbu 16-17, M 57 mins ago

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    I ache to make someone happy. I ache to make a Girl feel special and worth it. I ache to make a woman feel like she is precious and loved. I want to do that.. I want to make a...
    Winbu Winbu 16-17, M 3 Responses 55 mins ago

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    This is a fact. My ex said I Love You for the first time and I said thank you. Also, I Love You and I'm In Love With You are two very different statements
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 16-17, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    I absolutely positively HATE love "Why?" You ask? Let's go down the list Love is the most useless emotion, you can survive life without it. It can lead to heart break which can...
    LuckyGuy001 LuckyGuy001 13-15, M 11 hrs ago

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    My first cat was black. I loved Serina, and Serina loved to fight. Used to beat up our sheltie. Alas, I was just a kid then, and they've both long since passed. About a year ago...
    ExcellentHabit ExcellentHabit 22-25 8 hrs ago

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    My girlfriend and I have been together for almost 8 months now. I try to express how much I love her but I'm having trouble because although love is a strong word, it still isn't...
    Pickles0212 Pickles0212 18-21, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    I love pets more than people I live around, pets are never selfish, never betray, their needs are so basic and I do never feel lazy about being generous with them, I give them more...
    zolito zolito 31-35, M 7 hrs ago

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    We were at a club, dancing, and I was wearing a red tube top and black pants. He said he needed to talk to me outside, so I walked out with him. He said, "I love you." I said,"you...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    i wonder what it feels like to be with a guy who admires you for who you are..who looks at you from across the room and all he wants to do is pick u up and hug you.. i want to hold...
    Myah29 Myah29 26-30, F 5 hrs ago

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    Oh, T My only problem at all in the world is that I love you too much!! When will I see you again!? Are you thinking of me as you sleep. My feeling is so terribly bittersweet. I...
    saturnsdaughter saturnsdaughter 26-30, F 1 hr ago

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    Pizza is love and I love my love just with cheese ( sometimes with meat on it too but only if that's the only kind left )
    splashingfish64 splashingfish64 16-17, M 1 hr ago

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    It is bad that I never made love? No, I never did, but I sure know how to ****. lmao. I had to but yeaa:/
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 16-17, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    You're stuck on me and my laughing eyesI can't pretend though I try to hide - I like youI like you.I think I felt my heart skip a beatI'm standing here and I can hardly breathe...
    lemongrass09 lemongrass09 46-50, F 8 hrs ago

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    I love the skin I'm in. I used to think that there weren't any beauty in black women when I was younger and that white women possessed all the beauty. As I got older I realized how...
    breeze1998 breeze1998 16-17, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    Drowning myself from the songs of My Chemical Romance or MCR was my escape to the reality. I dont know.. Kinda relate from their songs.. And because i had love this band since i...
    PartyPoison04 PartyPoison04 13-15, F 7 hrs ago

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    Lazy Love and Sexy Love - Ne-yo Both are oh so very yummy sensual songs
    MyEternalDesires MyEternalDesires 22-25, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    We are a fun couple who love to have fun on webcam and skype! Would love to find a couple or someone fun to play with and have a good night. Message us and add us if you wanna have...
    DTF7 DTF7 26-30 5 hrs ago

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    Jeez, I've got waaaay too many depressing stories on here. Time for a happy post! I've been reading the PJATO books since like 4th grade, and I'm 15 now no shame! It was the first...
    JustOldLight JustOldLight 13-15, F 4 hrs ago

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    Whenever I listen to it I always love it...It's Berlin's 'Take My Breath Away'...& That movie...'Top Gun' is one of my most favourite movie...^^ OH...I just love it so much!!!
    Lwin82 Lwin82 31-35, M 4 hrs ago

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    Colossians 3:12-14: Put on then, as God's chosen ones, holy and beloved, compassionate hearts, kindness, humility, meekness, and patience, bearing with one another and, if one has...
    dfries63 dfries63 46-50, M 3 hrs ago

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    Colossians 3:12-14: Put on then, as God's chosen ones, holy and beloved, compassionate hearts, kindness, humility, meekness, and patience, bearing with one another and, if one has...
    dfries63 dfries63 46-50, M 3 hrs ago

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    Colossians 3:12-14: Put on then, as God's chosen ones, holy and beloved, compassionate hearts, kindness, humility, meekness, and patience, bearing with one another and, if one has...
    dfries63 dfries63 46-50, M 3 hrs ago

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    I love mud it is one of the few things in life I love
    lilwolfboy2 lilwolfboy2 13-15 2 hrs ago

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    I have never said it first in a new relationship; it's not a passive-aggressive tactic, I just rarely feel it first. I rarely look for love or expect others to understand what...
    LaughsAndGiggles LaughsAndGiggles 41-45, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I have been cooking since I was 12 year old :) and when I'm dating someone I love to coo for them...why do ladies love a man who can cook? Message me
    smilinghappy10 smilinghappy10 22-25, M 56 mins ago

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    Until we near the ********* border. Then age better be a factor that bans love.
    converted converted 46-50, M 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    "If everyone married someone of a different race then in one single generation there would be no prejudice" I don't care who you love. I know what I like. If youre a 54 year old...
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 16-17, F 4 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    THEY ARE MY FAVORITE BAND LOVE THEM SO MUCH
    wolfy14 wolfy14 16-17, F 13 hrs ago

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    Simply in loveeeeeee with this song from Ek Villan : Awari Teri Baahon Mein Jo Sakoon Tha Mila Main Dhoonda Bahut Tha Phir Na Mila Duniya Chhuna Chahe Mujhko Yun Jaise Unki Saari...
    dopeforworldpeace dopeforworldpeace 31-35, M 13 hrs ago

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