I Love the E Trade Baby

he's cute, smart and real playa'... 35 People

    Me Too

    Especially the one where he uses his earnings to purchase a clown and then exclaims how creepy clowns are.  Priceless, especially since I am terrified of clowns.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    7 Responses Mar 14, 2009

    His Name Is "Nigel"

     found out the E-Trade's baby's name is "Nigel."  the guy in the newer golf episode calls him that...
    MuscleDjinn MuscleDjinn
    41-45, M
    Mar 15, 2009

    Sooooo Cute!

    I absolutely love when he says, "Hey girl, can I call you back?" That is adorable.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Mar 15, 2009

    I'll Be Brief

    I only have one word for you today: SHANKAPOTOMUS!!   ROFL!
    DorothyofOz DorothyofOz
    41-45, F
    Jun 12, 2009

    Priceless ~

    I don't know anyone who doesn't love the Etrade babies and their commercials. The folks that came up with this marketing idea were pure genius' The overhead must be next to nothing, A couple of adorable babies and a camera and you're done... Brilliant...
    OnlyOneChiquita OnlyOneChiquita
    41-45, F
    5 Responses Feb 6, 2011

    Think Its Funny

    especially the one about under estimating the creepyness with the clowns.i can really imagine some small kids saying that.
    ghostofmyself ghostofmyself
    36-40
    2 Responses Mar 14, 2009

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