" the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire.'"
Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously.
"What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?"
"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied
for the first time, a guy fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer.
Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the company produced: soaps, detergents, tooth paste...
Everyday there's always laughter. I can't help it. I love the way it makes me feel. It's like being free from all the stress and problems. I laugh at almost any joke. I laugh at anything I end up doing wrong. Like one time when I was challenging my cousin to who can spit the...
After they had finished, one said: “Do you think I put enough explosive in this envelope?
“I don’t know,” said the other. “Open it and see.”
“But it will explode.”
“Don’t be stupid! It’s not addressed to you!
but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night.
"Certainly, madam," he replied courteously.
"Is the resturant open still?" inquired Mary.
"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is...
" the man said to his boss. "There are three other companies after me."
"Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?"
"The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."
so loud the other day that she scared herself.. Then when she sniffed it, she sneezed!! Lol omg that's the funniest thing to me.. It feels good to laugh with all you have, to let go of all seriousness and to laugh senselessly at something as juvenile as that..
when someone starts to laugh.. Most of the time me, and they all give me the weird "what's so funny" look... But then one by one they start laughing... Even when we all don't know what we're laughing about, except that we're all laughing... 😂
for the past years thinking happiness I pursued and found would last forever.Like anything,It was not a complete perfect happiness,but still it was the highest level I could have experienced in life other than childhood.But that is gone now,once more Im back in the deep hole of...
He struggled with it, and worried about failing. Final exam time came, and he studied
and studied, but, still he was not ready.
The Professor passed out the exams and told the class that they had only 30 minutes. Every five minutes, he reminded the
class how much time was left...
as a kid, my older cousin was so funny and would make me laugh so much. I couldn't stop! But, once when I couldn't stop thinking of something funny my cousin had did, her friend said to me, "you laugh too much." And after that I was self conscious of my laughing and was...