do you have a bandaid? because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a sweet ***~
if I put my roses on your piano, would you put your tulips (2 lips) on my organ (body part)?
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you? I know you're busy today but can you add me on your "to-do" list? I'm not a photographer but I can picture you and I together.
I love a man that knows what he wants, that is aware of who he is and knows how to treat a woman like a lady.
Sunday is that kind of day that calls for lots of touching, kissing...
I love movies from the 30's and 40's. I love the black and white movies and the way the men dressed in these movies. The men wore hats and the women did too. I like it that they...
i like my liquor how i like my men strong
You like pizza? Cuz you a hot pizza ***
You Jamaican? Cuz you Jamaican me cray cray
You from Tennessee? Cuz you the only 10 I see!
Got a map? Cuz I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Altair, Connor, Edward, Ezio, Arno... they're just so perfect. No other game series has as many attractive male characters.
I am a hybrid plusa spellcaster if anyone wants to be a vampire
I have an interesting relationship with Smallville. Sometimes I love it to death, while others I hate and want to kill it :P I love most of the characters, but Clarks self...
Are you a pirate? Cause I want yo booty.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat, would you let me hit that?
If I used spell check, it would turn "you & I" into "us".
If you were...
Percy Jackson books are all I read and the heroes of Olympus
I love my women how I like my camera...flashing.
On the flip-side of the pick up line, I have a pin that says "I like your approach. Now let's see your departure"
Are you a pencil? Cause you lookin sharp today...
Have you ever tripped over a branch? How about a root?
Well that is that and this is this.
You tell me what you want and I'll tell you what you get.
You get away from me. You get away from me.
I was listening to modest mouse...
Your friend is your needs answered.
He is your field which you sow with love and reap with thanksgiving.
And he is your board and your fireside.
They make life interesting, and fun. Where would all the stories, books, and movies be like if there werent myths and legends?
If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Last night I was working on something where I write down my favorite lines from my favorite songs and singing them as if they were all one song. I ended up doing it for forty songs...
Love extracts a large amount of energy from your health, mental status, and daily life. The two separate waves of energy extracted from two humans meet to bind covalently...
I have copied and saved lines from his text messages.. Just So that i can read them later and smile to myself at the beautiful things he has said to me.
It started with just hooking up for the night. I came over, we start talking about ourselves, so at least that way we can justify why we're about to sleep together with only 1-2...
I think I could be a possible danger to myself, 'cause looking at you drives me crazy. I need to be restrained'-)
You should change your name to "Nobody." Why? Because they always say, "Nobody's perfect."
Do you work at Little Caesars? Cuz you're hot and I'm ready ;))))
I'm sorry, I forgot your name. Can I just call you mine?
Are you my pinky toe because I'd bang you on all my furniture.
If i could make any compound, id make Uranium Iodine, to put U and I together
I wish i was Adenine so i could be paired with U
You must be the square root of -1 because you cant be real
If you were an enzyme, id be your DNA synthase so i could unzip your genes
I really loved all of the Grudge movies...so awesome. scary stuff. I love to watch it very late at night and very dark so when I go to the bathroom I get scared at every shadow.
you're almost perfect, there's just... one thing wrong with you. your lips, they aren't on mine.
literally, only going through this group just to look at pick up lines...
Do you turn water into electricity through hydropower because DAM.