Did it hurt much falling from heaven?
“Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”[She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].”
My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. :-)
I love you like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in. -Smosh 2014
A Light Has Dawned
God has always been a God of Opportunity, not a God of "sentencing." There's no one who has to fail!
There's no one who "can't make it." It's impossible...
There's an explanation of religion I read once (long enough ago I can't remember the original source). It explained the truth to be like the sun, so bright we'd ruin our eyes if...
I thought Draco Malfoy was from Harry Potter. I'm so confused. Someone please explain this....
At least my exam on Tuesday is in Atlanta.
I need the alone time, the 4-hour drive getting there, the 2 days I will be there on my own, and the 4-hour drive back. Kinda helps...
I just really love Norse Mythology and I've got so many different books that explain the legends and gods and it's just SO FASCINATING
Work and fun at the same time? I love what I do, working with a 36-year-old multinational company. Ask me about the 150+ countries we are successful in and ask yourself if you...
The moment someone sprouts a lame pick up line and I can't reply because it was just that funny....
Baby did you fart, cause you just blown me away!
This is a cool one. It is so funny.
Girl ate you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out
Hey baby are you a parking ticket; because your looking fine? -Glen Quagmire 2008
Hey baby I'm thinking of a letter between T and V guess what it is? Its you! -Glen Quagmire 2008
Did you just fart? Because you blew me away. -Smosh 2014
Hey I know a guy who wants to go out babe; guess who it is? It's me! -Glen Quagmire 2008
I know someone who likes you. ..kiss me and I'll tell you who he is.
Does this (rag soaked in chloroform) smell like puppies breath or fresh baked cookies? Lol jk
I'll send a picture of me if you'll send me a picture of you ??????? wait that's not funny! Nor is it appropriate!
Don't let this rape turn into a murder
You must be tired because you've been running though my mind all night
..... ... .. . .Get in the van
hi there.. you're very beautiful. do you have any German or swede in you? ...want some?
my penis is still erect. ..hey wait. You're not my doctor. but thats no reason why we can't "practice." ;)
who's your agent? wanna make a movie?
if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? ...please..?
Want to go home tonight and get breakfast in the morning?
Fargo is a movie to cuddle while watching. The coldness of the movie and the warmth of cuddling are great.
I watch a show called Supernatural, you discover a new myth on each episode!
Myths and legends are very important to learn more about our origins and our past, as long as find the key to read them properly.
For example, I'm very intrigued by the myth of...
Wake Up Thoughts
A thought, fellow Children... How would you like it if one of your children woke up in the morning and never thought to talk to you or look at you? A hint? You...
"Everyone is without excuse," Paul said. The scriptures are clear that there's no one who has too big a mountain to climb, too big a struggle, to big a burden, too many obstacles...
I want to share a memory.
It was rainy that day. Clouds filled the sky in patches making it seems clear and happy in some areas and somewhat gloomy and saddening in others.
My husband and I took our sons to see "The Avengers... Age of Ultron". They had been begging us to go and I do enjoy watching them. But what I love most about taking them is that...
I love most every children's/animated movies! They're the best. hehe