Girls are awesome - Chuck :) the Maze Runner
Can you sing - Rue The Hunger Games
Grab your coat love. You've pulled!
Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
You might need to call a doctor. I'm about to fall. In love!
(Just curious....do women use pick...
There's no better feeling than cuddling up to your significant other and burying your face in their shoulder when you get scared. And I'm sure my boyfriend loves it just as much...
Are you from Tennessee because your the only ten I see
You from the south? Cause you look like mah cousin.
You must wink right after saying that in a hick accent. Really makes the ladies swoon.
Are you from Iraq? Because I wanna see you Baghdad *** up ;)
I laugh at scary movies because they're not scary at all to me. But it's nice to have someone to laugh with I guess
"Don't worry if a fat man puts you in a bag at night, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."
"If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one. "
"If you were a...
I love tho watch them when I'm out of my normal mental state
'cute' probably the word uttered highest number of times by a girl during the whole day. she can exploit cute from almost every thing of the world.
Where are you from Rep ur city and state!!!!
I love reading of the myths and legends that are now represented as our modern day religious figures. I enjoy reading about the Greeks and Egyptians.
I love the Greeks, Chinese, aztec, The Mira , the Inca, Rome, ect
Know what's on the menu?
Great legs what time do they open?
I'm not trying to impress you or anything but I'm ... Batman
Thinking of I should do it or not
Are you a beaver cuz dam .3.
I'm sorry I'm going to need your name and insurance info I was lost in your eyes and feel and hit my head. OMG
Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?
Are you a sharpie? Cause you ultra fine.
You must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine writen all over you
did you fart? cause you blew me away
So your feet hurt? Because you've been running through my mind all day! Haha
You remind me of my pinky toe because I gonna bang you on a table
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple xD
Did you get those pants on sale?
Because if they were at my house they would be 100 percent off
My penis is so polite that it will stand up so you have a place to sit down.
Are you milk? Cuz I'll spoil you :3
(I'm so lame X3 )
Could you take your shirt off? I'd like to see how angels hide their wings ;3
What's got 102 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk ?
I got lost in your eyes and feel and hit my head I need all your personal information for insurance purposes....!!!! BAHAHAHA. It was priceless
Do you rent or own?
...those wings, you angel!
Sounds like an EP line:
"Is your dad in jail?, because if I was your dad I'd be in jail."
Don't worry my couch pulls out but I don't
"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."
My favorite sex position is the WOW.That's when I flip your MOM over.
Girl, you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
Listen if you're trash, I'm willing to be a trashcan because I want you in me
u make the butterflies in my stomach want 2 rot and die
did i do this right?
As soon as possible, I must create a way to bring in my own money for personal needs and wants.
I may need to get an outside job, cleaning homes again or being a cashier..something...
Carrie Underwood - Jesus, Take The Wheel
no matter how many blunts you smoke , you will never get high enough to escape the pain you feel inside
A trail of cocaine leads to hell
-me (i know some of my quotes dont make since but i dont intend to make them make sense , i just type in random things that might fit so dont...