One of my favorites is "The Song of Roland," The nephew of Charlemagne and one of the Twelve Peers who died fighting the Saracens in 812 a.d.
I've heard of Krampus before it became a movie and thought it should be more known. Coal is expensive, let Krampus pay the naughty children a visit instead :}
You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'm gonna kill ya!-Dallas Winston-The Outsiders
I love when guys use pick-up lines on me! I think its adorable.
i had a teacher who showed me a book she was gifted. i remember it was the standard size for a dictionary or a textbook you know? paperback. white. and it was a kind of...
I think my days of being scared from movies are in the past. I remember being petrified of movies when I was really young, I wish I could recapture those days.
the best one from my bf when we first started dating:
if I let you sit on my face, could I eat my way to your heart?
I remember a real old & bad one...
he: Is your name Gillette?
she: no! why?
he: cuz you're the best a man can get... xD xP :D xD
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
I would **** you so hard, you'd learn from it.
Sex is Evil; Evil is Sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin.
So... what are the chances of my balls slappin' your *** tonight?
yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
An oldie... 'the only reason i would kick you of bed is to **** you on the floor.'
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
would you like a Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
Are those **** me eyes, or **** you eyes?
looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and **** you for glory.
Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
we'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
Let's play Barbie. I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
the FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
you make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers
you look familiar, have we had sex before?
I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonite
Really need a boyfriend 😂
I can be incredibly bad at pick up lines enjoy my failure
Hey girl/dude did you fall from heaven, cause you look like you've been in a terrible accident
Wanna go out for inner?
I think you forgot the "d"
No I didn't. You'll get that after we eat.
Hey are u a ion because you stole one of my electrons
I once read
"I would gauge your eyes out so Id have more holes to screw you with"
I would go out with someone that was creative enough to come up with that lol
I always have had a love for unicorns and mermaids and after the Lord of the Rings dragons and elves are of interest to me. I also like vampires, werewolves, and witches.
watching Jack Reacher, it's the genre I love most
I have this draw to vintage items.iit really doesnt matter what it is. im intrigued. when i touch or hold an item it makes me excited inside. i almost feel its energies and history...
You jiggle when you giggle baby. In all the right places.
What myths and legends do you love?
I am especially interested If you would like to tell any myths or legends from your own country or family culture.
"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back!"