For my day off I'm going to have a Hobbit/Lord of the Rings marathon and it's going to be wonderful
"Honey, is that Michael Bolton's version of "The Thong Song"?"
"Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast that I would try to touch her between her legs. It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 5...
My Top 5 favorite movies ever.
The Godfather 2
The Breakfast Club will always be one of the best movies of all time.
Eat. My. Shorts.