I Love the Simpsons

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    All together!: Spider pig,

    spider pig, does whatever spider pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig... LOOK OUT! He is a spider pig!
    Harryp0tter Harryp0tter
    16-17, F
    1 Response Feb 17, 2016

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/homer-and-marge-simpson-are-legally-separating/ Well screw this.
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    1 Response Jun 9, 2015
    ethan111 ethan111
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 6, 2014
    darkanon darkanon
    Jan 4, 2011
    JohnoCA JohnoCA
    18-21, M
    Mar 11, 2015

    Hi, I'm Troy McClure.

    You might remember me from such self help videos like "smoke yourself thin" and "get confident, stupid".
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    Mar 7, 2015

    After Maggie fudges her Huggies,

    Marge responds with, "Geez Louise, how'd you turn cinnamon applesauce into THAT?!"
    Simpfan Simpfan
    61-65, F
    May 14, 2015

    Lolz you never really think about it from

    that perspective.. "I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell?" -Homer Simpson
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    Apr 10, 2015

    Loving life right now Simpsons+cheesecake+good

    relationships= a happy Carli
    CosplayPotato CosplayPotato
    16-17, F
    Jan 3, 2015

    " I'm normally not a praying man

    but if you're up there, please save me Superman! " Homer
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    Aug 11, 2014

    Rest in peace, Norbert Gastell - Homer

    Simpson's German voice actor :(
    DiketaDrako DiketaDrako
    16-17, M
    1 Response Nov 29, 2015

    Here's a tough question

    for you: What is the all-time greatest line from the show? Across all 500+ episodes, what is THE greatest line? My answer: "...nothing can "possa-bly" go wrong. Uh, possibly go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong." It's such a stupid line but I laugh so hard...
    baberlay baberlay
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Mar 11, 2015

    I really love the Simpsons my favorite

    characters are Bart Simpson, Todd Flanders and rod Flanders. The Simpsons is my favorite show.
    bookwriter7 bookwriter7
    18-21, F
    Aug 28, 2015

    A show that I grew up watching

    and that I still love to watch today.
    Darkstar101 Darkstar101
    18-21, M
    Aug 9, 2015
    MargeSimpsonisHot MargeSimpsonisHot
    18-21, M
    Dec 7, 2015

    I have a tattoo of Edna Krabapple on my right

    thigh. I got the tattoo finished the day before Marcia Wallace passed away. πŸŒΊπŸ’›β€οΈ
    dammitjanit dammitjanit
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Feb 20, 2014

    Bart Rules! I'm pretty sure Bart is the best

    character of the Simpsons.. (:
    latingirlhn latingirlhn
    22-25, F
    Aug 7, 2015

    The Simpsons is a cartoon series

    that has gained a lot of popularity since its inception. As this is the case, it has quite a large fan base. Some of these fans are interested in making Simpsons characters of themselves. This is normally known as Simpsonize me. If you would like to do the same, you will need...
    ginalangley ginalangley
    26-30, M
    May 22, 2015

    so we'll fight till we die

    or fold like umbrellas. we'll March day and night. they have the plant but we have the power :)
    Niceguy890 Niceguy890
    26-30, M
    Feb 24, 2016

      is a cartoon series

    that has gained a lot of popularity since its inception. As this is the case, it has quite a large fan base. Some of these fans are interested in making Simpsons characters of themselves. This is normally known as Simpsonize me. If you would like to do the same, you will need...
    ginalangley ginalangley
    26-30, M
    May 22, 2015

    I was really rooting

    for Edna and Ned. I thought they were the perfect couple, she could ground him and he could help her with spiritual matters. Unfortunately, Ned is a widower for the second time...............
    41-45, F
    Aug 10, 2015

    Simpson! Homer Simpson!

    He's the greatest guy in history, From the, town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! Ahhhh.
    Urbangentleman Urbangentleman
    26-30, M
    Feb 9, 2014

    "The dolls trying to kill me

    and the toasters been laughing at me" -Homer. Treehouse of Horror III
    DiabolusInMusica DiabolusInMusica
    36-40, F
    Feb 24, 2016


    Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) NYAHAHA!!!
    toph toph
    2 Responses Jul 23, 2007

    "Marge, you being a cop makes you the man!

    Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing."
    GliAzzurri GliAzzurri
    26-30, M
    Jul 24, 2014

    I've been watching The Simpsons

    since the first season. I used to be a total fanboy who could nail any tidbit of trivia, but after 25 years of the show, I just can't keep up like I did in high school. The Simpsons shaped my sense of humor, some of my outlook on life, and taught me a million things I use every...
    Mikey5150 Mikey5150
    36-40, M
    May 7, 2014

    My favorite Simpsons line: "Zombie file

    grievance!" From the episode Crook and Ladder 2007
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    Mar 3, 2015

    Crazy thing, I was born just

    as the start of the Simpsons was playing XD I still laugh about it
    metalchick18 metalchick18
    22-25, F
    Dec 12, 2014

    Homer's 15 Favorite Sayings

    I found this on the web - and I remember a lot of them. I like # 2 hahaha   Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Mar 1, 2009

    "Lisa, if you can't make a leap of faith now

    and then... I feel sorry for you." - Marge Simpson
    FakeIsTheNewReal FakeIsTheNewReal
    36-40, F
    Feb 24, 2016

    This show is great. One of the few cartoons I

    enjoy and it never fails to make me feel better. As someone who suffers from depression it's nice to have something that can always bring a smile. I wish they had it all on Netflix
    smokebombtom smokebombtom
    22-25, M
    Jan 3, 2015

    He slept. He stole. He was rude to the

    customers. Still, there goes the best damn employee a convenience store ever had!” Abu
    JohnoCA JohnoCA
    18-21, M
    1 Response Mar 11, 2015

    Although the newer episodes suck the lego

    episode is my favorite of the new ones because it's funny and sweet :)
    Niceguy890 Niceguy890
    26-30, M
    Feb 25, 2016

    Moe's Tavern. Yea I'm looking

    for a Mr. Butts, first name Seymour. Is there a Seymour Butts here? Hey everybody Seymour Butts. Lol classic.
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    2 Responses Mar 8, 2015

    The fact that everyone began to ignore it

    after Season 10 really bugs me. Sure, the quality took a bit of a dip for a few years after the Season 10, but in mine and a lot of other people's minds, The Simpsons is one of the greatest TV shows of all time. Despite what the general public thinks, it is FAR from low-brow...
    baberlay baberlay
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jan 14, 2015
    Thecultofpersonality Thecultofpersonality
    26-30, M
    Aug 8, 2015

    MARGE: You're not listening.

    You're only hearing what you want to hear. HOMER: Thanks. I'd love an omelette right about now.
    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil
    22-25, M
    Mar 9, 2014

    homer : don't be the boy.

    don't be the boy. it reveals that Bart is the ringleader. Homer: DOH! that was hilarious
    Niceguy890 Niceguy890
    26-30, M
    Feb 12, 2016

    I love watching the Simpsons

    and I don't care if they're repeats.
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    1 Response Oct 20, 2014
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    Apr 28, 2015

    They blatantly mock approved,

    conventional and proper stupidity in such a way that exposes stupidity of society.
    ratburn ratburn
    Aug 31, 2015

    I play the Simpsons tapped out

    as well Love that game!!!
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    Oct 21, 2014
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