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I Love the Simpsons

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    " I'm normally not a praying man

    but if you're up there, please save me Superman! " Homer
    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M Aug 11

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    Homer's 15 Favorite Sayings

    I found this on the web - and I remember a lot of them. I like # 2 hahaha   Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 1, 2009

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    They Are My Favorite Tv Family

    ...once I had the privilege of meeting Harry Shearer. Out of the blue and completely unrelated to the event at hand, my buddy says"do Mr.Burns...!" Harry made a sour face and deadpanned "oh,you'd like that,wouldn't you..." (in full-on Mr.Burns' voice!!!) mygawds we were skipping...
    dubkebab dubkebab 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 6, 2011

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    I love watching the Simpsons

    and I don't care if they're repeats.
    ValerieFrizzle ValerieFrizzle 41-45, F 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    Technically

    I enjoy The Simpsons.  Back in the 90s it would have been true to say I loved the show. No way you can keep something fresh for 20 years!
    DarknessFallen DarknessFallen 16-17 1 Response Mar 29, 2010

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    I love Tom and Jerry,

    I mean Itchy and Scratchy.Ive been a Simpsons fan for quite some time.Lets see who's my favorite character,willy from the Tree House of Horror shows.Those are the best and funniest,i Liked when willy was Freddy.I also like when they had the episodes of how homer and Marge first...
    PuppetMaster87 PuppetMaster87 26-30, M Dec 26, 2013

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    Each Member Of The Family Is Unique

    I remember when I was a kid I used to laughed at the Simpsons because of its funny faces like big eyes and unique hair. My uncle used to comment that we ought not to watch it because it is not for kids. But of course as a kid I do not understand all the contents but it is...
    yenohtel yenohtel 31-35, F 7 Responses Oct 31, 2009

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    I have just calculated

    that in my 14 years of living I have watched about 588,000 minutes of the Simpsons XD
    hermione118 hermione118 13-15, F Sep 7

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    I have just calculated

    that in all of my 14 years of living I have watched about 588,000 minutes of the Simpsons (that's 408 days and 8 hours!!) XD
    hermione118 hermione118 13-15, F Sep 7

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    Why, That's Handsome Pete! He Will Dance For Quarters!!!

    Love the Simpsons universe but Snake, Mr Burns and Captain McCallister are my favorite characers. Mr Burns' signature sentence "Excellent" combined with the way he always connects his fingertips when he says it is just great. And his vulture-like features. "...
    Wraither Wraither 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 30, 2007

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    I have a tattoo of Edna Krabapple on my right

    thigh. I got the tattoo finished the day before Marcia Wallace passed away. 🌺💛❤️
    dammitjanit dammitjanit 26-30, F 4 Responses Feb 20

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    I've been watching The Simpsons

    since the first season. I used to be a total fanboy who could nail any tidbit of trivia, but after 25 years of the show, I just can't keep up like I did in high school. The Simpsons shaped my sense of humor, some of my outlook on life, and taught me a million things I use every...
    Mikey5150 Mikey5150 31-35, M May 7

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    Season 16 Dvd

    Anyone know the release date
    CaptSweatPants CaptSweatPants 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 21, 2013

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    The Best.

    No matter how good any new animation show is, the Simpsons did it first and did it better.
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M 1 Response Dec 28, 2010

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    Simpson! Homer Simpson!

    He's the greatest guy in history, From the, town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! Ahhhh.
    Urbangentleman Urbangentleman 22-25, M Feb 9

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    At least until they started emulating Family

    Guy. I mean the only good Family Guys in my book were the ones where they were copying The Simpsons!
    stryk stryk 31-35, M Mar 13

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    I play the Simpsons tapped out.

    Anyone else? I'd love to have new people to add
    ZombieBaitMaiden ZombieBaitMaiden 31-35, F 3 Responses Jun 23

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    I Love This Freaking Show

             I've been watching the simpsons since i was five. I just freaking love it. The charcters are hilarious. My favorite is Maggie. Just because she's a baby and doesn't talk, she always shoots bad guys(the mafia) and sometimes gets her...
    joon joon 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 15, 2008

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    Always Liked The Simpsons

    The Simpsons is a great tv show i have watched since i was five years old and always liked them. My favorite characters are Homer,Bart and Lisa. I think the show is well-written and i get the jokes and references.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 16, 2013

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    Can't wait for the Simpsons guy episode

    Simpsons meet family guy
    boyracer19941 boyracer19941 18-21, M Jul 23

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    MARGE: You're not listening.

    You're only hearing what you want to hear. HOMER: Thanks. I'd love an omelette right about now.
    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil 18-21, M Mar 9

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    I used love the Simpsons

    but ever sines the Simpsons movie came out lol I was like nayyyy! It put me off after watching the movie. Why? Because kang and kodos were not the main "evil" characters and radioactive man was not it.
    kamachulu kamachulu 22-25, M Jul 30

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    darkanon darkanon 70+ Jan 4, 2011

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    The Cat Lady Lmao

     It speaks for itsself!xD Shes like one of my favorites! Dont really know much about her though. Didnt she use to be some lawyer or whatever?
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Mar 29, 2011

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    Hi, I'm Troy McClure.

    You may remember me from such other nature films as "Earwigs, Ew." and "Man Vs Nature... The Road To Victory".
    WigginsEP WigginsEP 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 27

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    I saw the first episode of the Simpsons

    when I was 8 or around eight. Started off a major Bart fan then went towards Homer it's funny all these animated family shoes now just add to how awesome the Simpsons is and diverse
    AnonymousPet AnonymousPet 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    Doooh

    The  simpson  are  great  if  you  don't  think  so   you  can  eat   my  shorts.
    rockybear397 rockybear397 47, F 3 Responses Apr 18, 2008

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 1

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    Doh!- i have been watching this show ever

    since I was little. It was one of the only things that my dad and I both enjoyed and despite my mother's worries that the show was too crude or violent for a five year old girl, even she admits to liking it too. I try to watch it every day, which is a big deal since I usually...
    ThereWillBeFire ThereWillBeFire 18-21, F Dec 6, 2013

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    Ralph Wiggum Roooccckkkkkssssss

    I am a Ralphomaniac!! I can't get enough of this little wiggy (actually a name of one episode in which Bart befriends Ralph).
    awesomepigeon awesomepigeon 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 19, 2013

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    Hilarious!

    Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) NYAHAHA!!!
    toph toph 22-25 2 Responses Jul 23, 2007

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    Way Better Than Family Guy

    i have been watching the simpsons for as long as i can remember, this show is way better than family guy for a few reasons its jokes are good and safe without going to the stupid level like family guy does. they do good parodies of things without making fun of it in a bad...
    kurokineko kurokineko 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 1, 2011

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    My story begins in nineteen-dickety-two.

    We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem! Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how...
    howie79 howie79 31-35, M Feb 9

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    Simpsons Quiz!

    1. Who is Bernice? a. Dr Nick's sister b. Dr Hibbert's wife c. Carl's cousin 2. What is the episode in which Homer worried that Bart was gay? a. Homers Phobia b. Three gays of the condo c. My best friends gay baby 3. What is Ned's full name? 4. How many Spuckler children...
    awesomepigeon awesomepigeon 13-15, F 2 Responses Jan 19, 2013

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    The Simpsons Are For Everyone...

    The best part of the Simpsons is that there is a joke for everybody in the family. I can remember watching when my kids were younger, and sometimes the kids would laugh at a joke and the adults wouldn't. Then at other times, the adults would laugh at a joke, and the kids would...
    AlternateSource AlternateSource 46-50, M 2 Responses Feb 2, 2010

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    fiendforlife fiendforlife 31-35, M 3 Responses Sep 24

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    I have watched all the episodes

    and all the movies, the real one and the fake YouTube ones. I CRAPPING LOVE THE SIMPSONS!!!!
    Awesome5790 Awesome5790 13-15, M Feb 21

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    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 26

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    When you get a U.S. president complain about an

    animated tv show. I guess you know you're on the right lines!!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    ethan111 ethan111 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 6

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    "Marge, you being a cop makes you the man!

    Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing."
    GliAzzurri GliAzzurri 26-30, M Jul 24

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    Always Makes Me Smile...

    This is going to sound lame, so be prepared...    The Simpsons can pick me up and make me smile even when all I want to do is crawl into a dark crevasse or punch someone in the face.  I watch an episode every day, I have seasons upon seasons on DVD, and I...
    natlynn natlynn 26-30, F 6 Responses Jun 15, 2007

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    CosplayPotato CosplayPotato 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    I Use to Love Them

     But so much has changed.  Homer use to be funny and do quirky things.  They all use to be great.  But now...the family is too dysfunctional.  Homer use to be funny and whitty but nooooow he's got drinking issues and he doesn't listen.  Bart use to...
    lilskyy lilskyy 18-21, F 9 Responses May 30, 2008

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    My Favorite Family Ever!

     Homer.Marge.Lisa.Bart.Maggie. blieve it or not my family is just the same. it seems like it doesn't matter where we come from(i'm latina). Homer is just like my dad:bald,fat and cheap. My mom had big hair when i was like 9. My older brother, just like bart. i'm lisa(i'm...
    andreinac13 andreinac13 22-25, F Sep 18, 2008

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    Longtime Simpsons Fanatic

    "Hi everybody! (Hi, Doctor Nick!" Sorry...I couldn't resist. My name is Nathan Forester and I am a Simpsons fan, I always have been - ever since the late 90's and althrough the 2000's. My family and I have always been longtime Simpsons fans, I have the cd rom for Virtual...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 5, 2013

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    Ok kids, download Simpsons Tapped Out on your mobile devices and come see me when you get addicted!
    fiendforlife fiendforlife 31-35, M Sep 24

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    I love watching The Simpsons. Such a great show!
    Titan222 Titan222 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 24

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    This show better last as long as the Simpsons haha :D Daryl don't die in season 5 or any future season!! It'd be nice if I had all the DVDs instead of having to watch it online...
    NobbyWolf NobbyWolf 13-15, F 4 Responses Sep 28

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    This is from the crossover episode "The Simpsons Guy" and I thought this was hilarious. Enjoy...
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 10

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    Love is always there. It comes and goes, somedays it's stronger than others. Love is still there when you think all is lost and your heart is closed. Give it time...be patient...
    desirabledreams desirabledreams 46-50, F 6 hrs ago

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    I can't breathe. I can't move. I can't speak. Time has frozen in place, the words had tumbled out of my mouth before I could stop them. He is still, the piercing gaze penetrating...
    FrenchKissed FrenchKissed 13-15, F 4 hrs ago

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