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    I have just calculated

    that in my 14 years of living I have watched about 588,000 minutes of the Simpsons XD
    hermione118 hermione118 13-15, F Sep 7, 2014

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    The Simpsons is a cartoon series

    that has gained a lot of popularity since its inception. As this is the case, it has quite a large fan base. Some of these fans are interested in making Simpsons characters of themselves. This is normally known as Simpsonize me. If you would like to do the same, you will need...
    ginalangley ginalangley 22-25, M May 22

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    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F Aug 26, 2014

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    Homer's 15 Favorite Sayings

    I found this on the web - and I remember a lot of them. I like # 2 hahaha   Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 1, 2009

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    My story begins in nineteen-dickety-two.

    We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem! Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how...
    howie79 howie79 36-40, M Feb 9, 2014

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    The fact that everyone began to ignore it

    after Season 10 really bugs me. Sure, the quality took a bit of a dip for a few years after the Season 10, but in mine and a lot of other people's minds, The Simpsons is one of the greatest TV shows of all time. Despite what the general public thinks, it is FAR from low-brow...
    baberlay baberlay 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 14

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    I Use to Love Them

     But so much has changed.  Homer use to be funny and do quirky things.  They all use to be great.  But now...the family is too dysfunctional.  Homer use to be funny and whitty but nooooow he's got drinking issues and he doesn't listen.  Bart use to...
    lilskyy lilskyy 18-21, F 9 Responses May 30, 2008

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    CosplayPotato CosplayPotato 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 19, 2014

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    I saw the first episode of the Simpsons

    when I was 8 or around eight. Started off a major Bart fan then went towards Homer it's funny all these animated family shoes now just add to how awesome the Simpsons is and diverse
    AnonymousPet AnonymousPet 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 22, 2014

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    I play the Simpsons tapped out

    as well Love that game!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Oct 21, 2014

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    After Maggie fudges her Huggies,

    Marge responds with, "Geez Louise, how'd you turn cinnamon applesauce into THAT?!"
    Simpfan Simpfan 56-60, F 1 Response May 14

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    JohnoCA JohnoCA 18-21, M Mar 11

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    I love watching the Simpsons

    and I don't care if they're repeats.
    ValerieFrizzle ValerieFrizzle 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 20, 2014

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    ethan111 ethan111 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 6, 2014

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    MARGE: You're not listening.

    You're only hearing what you want to hear. HOMER: Thanks. I'd love an omelette right about now.
    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil 18-21, M Mar 9, 2014

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    Hi, I'm Troy McClure.

    You might remember me from such self help videos like "smoke yourself thin" and "get confident, stupid".
    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M Mar 7

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    Crazy thing, I was born just

    as the start of the Simpsons was playing XD I still laugh about it
    metalchick18 metalchick18 18-21, F Dec 12, 2014

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    He slept. He stole. He was rude to the

    customers. Still, there goes the best damn employee a convenience store ever had!” Abu
    JohnoCA JohnoCA 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 11

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    I kind of miss the constant flow of episodes of

    the Simpsons that they had with the over 500 episodes marathon. It is nice knowing something you grew up with is on tv and that you can come home and watch it. When your show is running a marathon, you know there is actually something to attempt to watch on tv.
    AriosaRuby AriosaRuby 18-21, F Nov 10, 2014

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    Simpson! Homer Simpson!

    He's the greatest guy in history, From the, town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! Ahhhh.
    Urbangentleman Urbangentleman 22-25, M Feb 9, 2014

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    Lolz you never really think about it from

    that perspective.. "I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell?" -Homer Simpson
    Tripp93 Tripp93 18-21, M Apr 10

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    Anyone play tapped out?

    Looking for more neighbors
    viperman viperman 31-35, M 2 Responses Feb 15

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    fiendforlife fiendforlife 31-35, M 3 Responses Sep 24, 2014

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    " I'm normally not a praying man

    but if you're up there, please save me Superman! " Homer
    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M Aug 11, 2014

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      is a cartoon series

    that has gained a lot of popularity since its inception. As this is the case, it has quite a large fan base. Some of these fans are interested in making Simpsons characters of themselves. This is normally known as Simpsonize me. If you would like to do the same, you will need...
    ginalangley ginalangley 22-25, M May 22

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    Here's a tough question

    for you: What is the all-time greatest line from the show? Across all 500+ episodes, what is THE greatest line? My answer: "...nothing can "possa-bly" go wrong. Uh, possibly go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong." It's such a stupid line but I laugh so hard...
    baberlay baberlay 18-21, M 3 Responses Mar 11

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    Season 16 Dvd

    Anyone know the release date
    CaptSweatPants CaptSweatPants 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 21, 2013

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    Hi, I'm Troy McClure.

    You may remember me from such other nature films as "Earwigs, Ew." and "Man Vs Nature... The Road To Victory".
    WigginsEP WigginsEP 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 27, 2014

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    "Marge, you being a cop makes you the man!

    Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing."
    GliAzzurri GliAzzurri 26-30, M Jul 24, 2014

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    When The Simpsons premiered in 1989,

    I was Bart's age. In few seasons, I was Nelson's age. Soon I was as old as Jimbo & Kearney, and then Otto Mann. And now here I am, 36. I'm as old as Homer (or at least as old as he is sometimes, it's inconsistent). I wonder if the show will still be airing when I'm Mr. Burns...
    howie79 howie79 36-40, M Apr 26

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    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/homer-and-marge-simpson-are-legally-separating/ Well screw this.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jun 9

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    Doh!- i have been watching this show ever

    since I was little. It was one of the only things that my dad and I both enjoyed and despite my mother's worries that the show was too crude or violent for a five year old girl, even she admits to liking it too. I try to watch it every day, which is a big deal since I usually...
    ThereWillBeFire ThereWillBeFire 18-21, F Dec 6, 2013

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    I have just calculated

    that in all of my 14 years of living I have watched about 588,000 minutes of the Simpsons (that's 408 days and 8 hours!!) XD
    hermione118 hermione118 13-15, F Sep 7, 2014

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    Hilarious!

    Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) NYAHAHA!!!
    toph toph 22-25 2 Responses Jul 23, 2007

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    This show is great. One of the few cartoons I

    enjoy and it never fails to make me feel better. As someone who suffers from depression it's nice to have something that can always bring a smile. I wish they had it all on Netflix
    smokebombtom smokebombtom 18-21, M Jan 3

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    darkanon darkanon 66-70 Jan 4, 2011

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    Loving life right now Simpsons+cheesecake+good

    relationships= a happy Carli
    CosplayPotato CosplayPotato 13-15, F Jan 3

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    When you get a U.S. president complain about an

    animated tv show. I guess you know you're on the right lines!!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 21, 2014

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    Moe's Tavern. Yea I'm looking

    for a Mr. Butts, first name Seymour. Is there a Seymour Butts here? Hey everybody Seymour Butts. Lol classic.
    lthrnick1987 lthrnick1987 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 8

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    I've been watching The Simpsons

    since the first season. I used to be a total fanboy who could nail any tidbit of trivia, but after 25 years of the show, I just can't keep up like I did in high school. The Simpsons shaped my sense of humor, some of my outlook on life, and taught me a million things I use every...
    Mikey5150 Mikey5150 31-35, M May 7, 2014

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    I have a tattoo of Edna Krabapple on my right

    thigh. I got the tattoo finished the day before Marcia Wallace passed away. πŸŒΊπŸ’›β€οΈ
    dammitjanit dammitjanit 26-30, F 5 Responses Feb 20, 2014

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    My favorite Simpsons line: "Zombie file

    grievance!" From the episode Crook and Ladder 2007
    ShyGirlie78 ShyGirlie78 36-40, F Mar 3

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