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I Love the Simpsons

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    Moe's Tavern. Yea I'm looking

    for a Mr. Butts, first name Seymour. Is there a Seymour Butts here? Hey everybody Seymour Butts. Lol classic.
    lthrnick1987 lthrnick1987 26-30, T 1 Response Mar 8

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    I kind of miss the constant flow of episodes of

    the Simpsons that they had with the over 500 episodes marathon. It is nice knowing something you grew up with is on tv and that you can come home and watch it. When your show is running a marathon, you know there is actually something to attempt to watch on tv.
    AriosaRuby AriosaRuby 18-21, F Nov 10, 2014

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    I Use to Love Them

     But so much has changed.  Homer use to be funny and do quirky things.  They all use to be great.  But now...the family is too dysfunctional.  Homer use to be funny and whitty but nooooow he's got drinking issues and he doesn't listen.  Bart use to...
    lilskyy lilskyy 18-21, F 9 Responses May 30, 2008

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    He slept. He stole. He was rude to the

    customers. Still, there goes the best damn employee a convenience store ever had!” Abu
    JohnoCA JohnoCA 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 11

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    My story begins in nineteen-dickety-two.

    We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem! Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how...
    howie79 howie79 36-40, M Feb 9, 2014

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    CosplayPotato CosplayPotato 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 19, 2014

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    Always Makes Me Smile...

    This is going to sound lame, so be prepared...    The Simpsons can pick me up and make me smile even when all I want to do is crawl into a dark crevasse or punch someone in the face.  I watch an episode every day, I have seasons upon seasons on DVD, and I...
    natlynn natlynn 26-30, F 6 Responses Jun 15, 2007

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    When you get a U.S. president complain about an

    animated tv show. I guess you know you're on the right lines!!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 21, 2014

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    I used love the Simpsons

    but ever sines the Simpsons movie came out lol I was like nayyyy! It put me off after watching the movie. Why? Because kang and kodos were not the main "evil" characters and radioactive man was not it.
    kamachulu kamachulu 22-25, M Jul 30, 2014

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    Here's a tough question

    for you: What is the all-time greatest line from the show? Across all 500+ episodes, what is THE greatest line? My answer: "...nothing can "possa-bly" go wrong. Uh, possibly go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong." It's such a stupid line but I laugh so hard...
    baberlay baberlay 18-21, M 3 Responses Mar 11

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    I have just calculated

    that in my 14 years of living I have watched about 588,000 minutes of the Simpsons XD
    hermione118 hermione118 13-15, F Sep 7, 2014

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    I have a tattoo of Edna Krabapple on my right

    thigh. I got the tattoo finished the day before Marcia Wallace passed away. πŸŒΊπŸ’›β€οΈ
    dammitjanit dammitjanit 26-30, F 4 Responses Feb 20, 2014

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    This show is great. One of the few cartoons I

    enjoy and it never fails to make me feel better. As someone who suffers from depression it's nice to have something that can always bring a smile. I wish they had it all on Netflix
    smokebombtom smokebombtom 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 3

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 1, 2014

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    Hi, I'm Troy McClure.

    You might remember me from such self help videos like "smoke yourself thin" and "get confident, stupid".
    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M Mar 7

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    I saw the first episode of the Simpsons

    when I was 8 or around eight. Started off a major Bart fan then went towards Homer it's funny all these animated family shoes now just add to how awesome the Simpsons is and diverse
    AnonymousPet AnonymousPet 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 22, 2014

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    Lolz you never really think about it from

    that perspective.. "I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell?" -Homer Simpson
    Tripp93 Tripp93 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 10

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    I've been watching The Simpsons

    since the first season. I used to be a total fanboy who could nail any tidbit of trivia, but after 25 years of the show, I just can't keep up like I did in high school. The Simpsons shaped my sense of humor, some of my outlook on life, and taught me a million things I use every...
    Mikey5150 Mikey5150 31-35, M May 7, 2014

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    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F Aug 26, 2014

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    I have just calculated

    that in all of my 14 years of living I have watched about 588,000 minutes of the Simpsons (that's 408 days and 8 hours!!) XD
    hermione118 hermione118 13-15, F Sep 7, 2014

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    I play the Simpsons tapped out

    as well Love that game!!!
    Huskyforders Huskyforders 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 21, 2014

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    MARGE: You're not listening.

    You're only hearing what you want to hear. HOMER: Thanks. I'd love an omelette right about now.
    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil 18-21, M Mar 9, 2014

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    My favorite Simpsons line: "Zombie file

    grievance!" From the episode Crook and Ladder 2007
    ShyGirlie78 ShyGirlie78 36-40, F Mar 3

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    " I'm normally not a praying man

    but if you're up there, please save me Superman! " Homer
    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M Aug 11, 2014

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    Crazy thing, I was born just

    as the start of the Simpsons was playing XD I still laugh about it
    metalchick18 metalchick18 18-21, F Dec 12, 2014

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    Why, That's Handsome Pete! He Will Dance For Quarters!!!

    Love the Simpsons universe but Snake, Mr Burns and Captain McCallister are my favorite characers. Mr Burns' signature sentence "Excellent" combined with the way he always connects his fingertips when he says it is just great. And his vulture-like features. "...
    Wraither Wraither 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 30, 2007

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    darkanon darkanon 66-70 Jan 4, 2011

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    Season 16 Dvd

    Anyone know the release date
    CaptSweatPants CaptSweatPants 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 21, 2013

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    Loving life right now Simpsons+cheesecake+good

    relationships= a happy Carli
    CosplayPotato CosplayPotato 13-15, F Jan 3

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    Simpson! Homer Simpson!

    He's the greatest guy in history, From the, town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! Ahhhh.
    Urbangentleman Urbangentleman 22-25, M Feb 9, 2014

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    Hi, I'm Troy McClure.

    You may remember me from such other nature films as "Earwigs, Ew." and "Man Vs Nature... The Road To Victory".
    WigginsEP WigginsEP 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 27, 2014

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    I love watching the Simpsons

    and I don't care if they're repeats.
    ValerieFrizzle ValerieFrizzle 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 20, 2014

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    The fact that everyone began to ignore it

    after Season 10 really bugs me. Sure, the quality took a bit of a dip for a few years after the Season 10, but in mine and a lot of other people's minds, The Simpsons is one of the greatest TV shows of all time. Despite what the general public thinks, it is FAR from low-brow...
    baberlay baberlay 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 14

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    Anyone play tapped out?

    Looking for more neighbors
    viperman viperman 31-35, M 2 Responses Feb 15

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    I play the Simpsons tapped out.

    Anyone else? I'd love to have new people to add
    ZombieBaitMaiden ZombieBaitMaiden 31-35, F 2 Responses Jun 23, 2014

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    I Love This Freaking Show

             I've been watching the simpsons since i was five. I just freaking love it. The charcters are hilarious. My favorite is Maggie. Just because she's a baby and doesn't talk, she always shoots bad guys(the mafia) and sometimes gets her...
    joon joon 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 15, 2008

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    Homer's 15 Favorite Sayings

    I found this on the web - and I remember a lot of them. I like # 2 hahaha   Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 1, 2009

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    Hilarious!

    Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) NYAHAHA!!!
    toph toph 22-25 2 Responses Jul 23, 2007

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    Can't wait for the Simpsons guy episode

    Simpsons meet family guy
    boyracer19941 boyracer19941 18-21, M Jul 23, 2014

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    JohnoCA JohnoCA 18-21, M Mar 11

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    fiendforlife fiendforlife 31-35, M 3 Responses Sep 24, 2014

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    Doh!- i have been watching this show ever

    since I was little. It was one of the only things that my dad and I both enjoyed and despite my mother's worries that the show was too crude or violent for a five year old girl, even she admits to liking it too. I try to watch it every day, which is a big deal since I usually...
    ThereWillBeFire ThereWillBeFire 18-21, F Dec 6, 2013

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    ethan111 ethan111 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 6, 2014

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    "Marge, you being a cop makes you the man!

    Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing."
    GliAzzurri GliAzzurri 26-30, M Jul 24, 2014

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