"It's not just about lasting all night, but about making the night last... playing, laughing, leading... etching experience and linking memory, for good memory can open a flower in...
House of Cards + yoga pants + kettlecorn popcorn= a good Friday night :)
I've been a licensed massage therapist for 3 1/2 years now and I love it. I've had some crazy experiences with clients. From ones that don't talk at all to ones that tall talk the...
Ahhhh, this is good for just before getting some shut eye 😑
Something to think about while on hold . . . . .Just imagine how good prescription Extra Sharp white cheddar cheese would be.. . .
"I wanna say also it feels good to be chosen but there was a time in my life that I was not chosen. I was the opposite of chosen because I was different, and I think I wanna make...
Well MAN anyway. When he smells good, and hugs me tight it is like sensory overload.
The pathway to hell is paved with good intentions
The owner of an adult bookstore hires a kid so he can have weekends off. After about 2 weeks of training the owner say "Well kid , can you handle this weekend by yourself ?" The...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're...
Had a good 30 minutes last night. Nice deep tissue. A bit sore today though.
After a long day at work and then working out with weights it would feel so good. Unfortunatly, my wife never offers. I've stopped asking.
When you have such a good laugh your one eyes squints more than the other or you start crying.. or maybe that's just me .. lol!
I always would love that... and try my best to contribute from myside for a good conversation...
but I cant assure this all the time as during day time, there would be lot of...
its 1 off the best things I love in the world, when I find some off the very few people in the world witch I can talk history with and. politics, racism (as an theme) and all kind...
Nothing is better than when you can talk with someone, and you can keep your conversation going. Even the silent moments aren't awkward, and you find yourself just content that...
I love you....not!!! He he he that is what my friend said
I need a good laugh or I will be bored or sad,I love a good laugh to be happy and all funky
The source of love is deep in us and we can help others realize a lot of happiness. One word, one action, one thought can reduce another person’s suffering and bring that person...
I don’t ask you to love me always like this, but I ask you to remember. Somewhere inside of me there will always be the person I am tonight.
As much as I love words, they'll never hold the power of the silences.
"Little Britain USA"
I miss this show! It's always nice to have a good laugh 😂
Those expensive coffee bean bags from Cali... That's the only time I love black coffee, with a little bit of sugar
"Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all."
I've always loved this quote.
Lesson 1from Plato
"Lack of activity destroys
the good condition of every human being,
while movement and methodical
physical exercise save it and preserve it.”
If u want something good to watch watch Whitechapel (modern day Jack the Ripper and high way man etc)
"Do you want a pretzel?"
"Oh, no thanks, I'm good."
"Then keep yo lusty eyes off my sexy tid bits." - A conversation with a fellow coworker concerning my buffalo sauce dipped...
I love live-action sci-fi and all genres of anime. Some of my favorite shows are The 100, Continuum, Dr. Who, Death Note, Black Butler, Bleach, Attack on Titan, Fullmetal Alchemist...
Opposed to..... meaningless, boring or not so good conversation... lol
I love giving them more than getting them, but I think it's still a pleasurable experience for both.
MARRIED PEOPLE: Cheer yourself up by watching your wedding video in reverse - you'll love the bit when you give your spouse back the ring, walk back up the aisle, get into a car...
Potatoes wrapped in tin-foil and kept in a cupboard become a welcome consolation if your house burns down.
When you realize that you love your pride more than you love someone you're with, they are your past not your future.