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I Love The Smell Of Queef In The Morning

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    There was this one time that I was petting my bird and I could feel pressure building up inside my shaft around the base, but not like I was about to come. When I stopped stroking my pee pee a small bubble of air revealed itself like a wee little mouse fart, stretched out for a...
    poopmypants69 poopmypants69 22-25 May 13, 2012

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    Queef?

    Queef Richards?   ...I've just googled it, I'm enlightened, hehe.   Mizz
    mizzen123 mizzen123 46-50, M 6 Responses Feb 17, 2010

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