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I Love The Smell Of Queef In The Morning

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    yummys yummys 41-45, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Beef Queef

    There was this one time that I was petting my bird and I could feel pressure building up inside my shaft around the base, but not like I was about to come. When I stopped stroking my pee pee a small bubble of air revealed itself like a wee little mouse fart, stretched out for a...
    poopmypants69 poopmypants69 22-25 May 13, 2012

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    Queef?

    Queef Richards?   ...I've just googled it, I'm enlightened, hehe.   Mizz
    mizzen123 mizzen123 46-50, M 6 Responses Feb 17, 2010

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    i love to have morning sex
    casam123 casam123 22-25, M 2 Responses Sep 6

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    She loves morning sex, or a nooner lol Not me though I'm more of a night kinda guy. Although a nooner can be fun.
    WeJeepTopless WeJeepTopless 36-40 3 Responses Sep 7

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    I love to fuckkk in the morning I use to lick my 18 year old girls pusssy just to wake her up mmm then punish her cuuntt tell I cumm deep inside her
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    My eyes open, I exhale, squirming around releasing any tension in my body. I scan my surroundings, realizing it is just before dawn. My other half is still asleep, on his side with...
    missformidable missformidable 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 5

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    I am grateful for a variety of differently weathered beautiful mornings. I am thankful for our home and my family. Thanks for every gift ♥
    LifeOfARoseCat LifeOfARoseCat 36-40, F 5 days ago

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    Mmmm love to steal panties
    yummys yummys 41-45, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Mmm morning sex is the best sex.. Might have just found a keeper ;)
    Nana12345678910 Nana12345678910 18-21, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    Went back to bed this morning after the kids went to school. We've been so up and down lately (or maybe it's just me) but it was great to reconnect.
    BBWand40 BBWand40 36-40, F 6 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    My sister always farts show some girls are gassy
    yummys yummys 41-45, M 3 days ago

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    No better way to start your day(;
    Jessahhh Jessahhh 18-21, F 7 Responses Aug 26

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    Got today started off right :)
    kimmykins kimmykins 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 27

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    This would be the perfect day ! A Day off, light rain falling, and not one good reason to get out of bed and get moving!
    GWolf2 GWolf2 61-65, M 2 Responses Sep 1

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    Decided to climb ontop of my bf and 69. My p...y got so wet in his mouth. I couldn't take it anymore and spun around and started riding him and came all over his c00ck while he...
    queensfool queensfool 18-21, F 6 Responses 2 days ago

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    Hard as a rock at 6 o'clock am
    tootalltx tootalltx 46-50, M 19 hrs ago

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    My Other Self~ The dew drips lightly from her toes with every step, through the deep green grass. Dandelions caress her bare ankles and sway from her touch as if beckoning her to...
    Aurinne Aurinne 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 27

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    Love girls who can queef out there ******
    yummys yummys 41-45, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    The morning began slowly. I generally like to be on the path early. It just starts the day out right. But I felt lazy this morning… the kind of relaxed state that is...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 3 Responses Aug 20

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    I am married for 2 years now and i am 7 1/2 weeks pregnant. I know my feelings right now might be influenced by some hormones, but even when i wasn't pregnant, i have always felt...
    Sadlyconfused808 Sadlyconfused808 26-30, F 2 Responses 46 mins ago

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    The three moles always raced to the tunnel entrance each morning to find out what was going on in the world. This one morning the first one got there, raised his nose and sniffed...
    hancockian hancockian 66-70, M 3 Responses Sep 3

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    There is nothing like an early morning beneath a daunting, yet occasional mild sun, leering upon the small foreheads of young children decked in gear. Cleats, shin-guards, socks...
    hepster hepster 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 1

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    I got home one night and, as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, “I want a divorce.” She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words. Instead, she softly asked me why...
    nicktime nicktime 31-35, M 3 Responses Sep 6

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    My grandma makes it every morning & I really do love the smell of it ... But far as drinking it .. That's a no no !
    Renee208 Renee208 16-17, F Aug 21

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    I am up at 8:29a.m,why the hell am i up :/ i hate the morning so much and yet i love breakfast,the smell of bacon enticed me to wake up lol damn my mom :)
    jesikahluv jesikahluv 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 26

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    Her is the part one for this story EP Link Morning (1,2) My alarm goes off at 5:30. I wake up and start coughing. The wonderful smokers cough. Mine lasts anywhere from ten to...
    40yrSmoker 40yrSmoker 36-40, M Sep 11

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    So I am sitting in my room, alone, as always. It's raining and I'm listening to sad music and I look over to my bedside table. I remember I used to journal about him, so I open up...
    colourofmoonlight colourofmoonlight 18-21, F Aug 23

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    honestly, if I could marry weed I would. I am in love with it. The smell, the taste, the gentle high. Hell, I even just love looking at it. It does not make me lazy and unmotivated...
    glutenfreevodka glutenfreevodka 18-21, F 29 Responses Sep 8

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    SwanSongRebeL SwanSongRebeL 36-40, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    Especially on cold, dark morning. Or any time in fact. I just love it.
    ConcreteSleeper ConcreteSleeper 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 29

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    Okay guys... Here's the deal. I'm gonna keep posting my memories... I do love the guy, who's called SL and who's a teacher of language school I attempted. I love him a lot... And...
    feelthu feelthu 13-15, F a week ago

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    SimplyBeingMe94 SimplyBeingMe94 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Good it's almost addicting! I don't know why the smell is so perfect! Ya know what also smells good: Old car AC units being turned on after a long period of non use. Like...the...
    Bowviokey Bowviokey 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    Technically it is not the rain you smell, but it is the minute particles of dust and dirt being thrown into the air as the elliptically shaped briolettes crash to the ground. I...
    iwantacar98 iwantacar98 16-17, M 2 days ago

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    Yes I do. The clouds fill with a darkness I love, a reverse of what most people which. I taste the fresh snow, upwind of me, to the southwest. The clouds move quickly and settle...
    dogsandwolves dogsandwolves 13-15, F Aug 27

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    aphroditespriestess aphroditespriestess 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    I am shameless copying from aphroditespriestess who just posted this. It has been one of my favourite poems for years already. The Cinnamon Peeler by Michael Ondaatje If I were a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 21

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