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I Love The Taste Of Dick

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    Yeah Yeah I Know

    You guys DO know that this story is a complete and total lie, right? I just made this up because I wished it were true, i've never given oral sex in my life. I know it sounds kinda slutty but I personally love the taste of ****. Don't make fun of me, please >.< I can't help it...
    BlueMetalChick BlueMetalChick 18-21, F 52 Responses Jan 25, 2013

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    Cut 40 Year Old At His Place

    I just got back from sucking off this married bi guy at his place. He has a 6" cut **** and a steady ooze of precum. We spoke and hour ago and now I have his seed in my stomach. We drove to his place outside town and after a glass of water he lead me to the lounge and dropped...
    Deepnslow Deepnslow 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 7, 2013

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    From The First Time

    If you read my other stories you will see the first time I sucked on a **** was around age 13 or 14. I had *********** by that time and eaten my own *** and had wanted to suck someone else's. So when I did it the first time I fell in love with it. I love the taste of ****, I...
    AndiSissy AndiSissy 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 18, 2013

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    InfectedCore InfectedCore 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 15

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