I Love The Tourettes Guy

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 24 People

    "Does this look like the *** of someone

    who knows when Radio Shack opens?!"
    SofaKing9000 SofaKing9000
    31-35, M
    Jun 10, 2015

    Bang bang bang bang bang "Wait a minute,

    YOU ****! I'm in the shower!" -"I don't have a ****, YOU *****!" "Shirlena???....AHH ****!"
    SofaKing9000 SofaKing9000
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jun 10, 2015

    Yeah. A guilty pleasure of mine.

    Whenever I need a quick mood readjustment, I watch the Colgate Toothpaste video. Cracks me up just thinking about it!
    SofaKing9000 SofaKing9000
    31-35, M
    Jun 10, 2015

    "What's all the damn noise?

    !" -"it's the garbage disposal." "It sounds like Chewbacca taking a ****! RRRRRAAAAGH!" -"no it doesn't." "Yes it does!" -"no it doesn't!" "Ahh **** you! You're grounded!" -"What for?!" "Because you don't think the garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a ****!"
    SofaKing9000 SofaKing9000
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jun 10, 2015
    Hellfire248 Hellfire248
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    1 Response Jun 11, 2015

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