I Love the Way My Dog Cracks Me Up

Pets can have some of the cutest and sweetest personalities and some times some pretty funny quirks 8o) 165 People

    My rottweiler, Nova, knows EXACTLY how to make

    me laugh. She's a silly pooch, but she's MY silly pooch.
    Wolflover1999 Wolflover1999
    16-17, M
    Sep 12, 2015

    THIS Is the Way We Roll

      I     have     three     dogs.   They    are     my    pride    and   joy .   But      my...
    rockybear397 rockybear397
    46-50, F
    3 Responses May 7, 2008

    My Dogs Sence Of Humor

    I never thought of whether animals have humor. I now think they do. I have a lab shepherd mix, not a small dog. My electric clothes dryer was on the fritz. I had it tore apart and my hand jamed down between the drum and motor. Mind you it is a electric dryer pluged in and...
    Jcoe Jcoe
    51-55, M
    3 Responses May 15, 2013

    she's of the couch potato breed according to

    the vet. shes scared of her own shadow but when she barks and moves towards others they don't know that, I really shouldn't laugh :-D
    mrsrshaw mrsrshaw
    46-50, F
    Jul 15, 2015
    MNI1982 MNI1982
    31-35, F
    Oct 7, 2014

    My dog's farts are silent

    but deadly. I don't understand how such a small being (shi tzu) can harness the power to be able to envelope a room with it's dense digestive gasses...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 8, 2015

    My Funny Dog.

    I think my dog has ESP. I can walk around the house all day doing whatever but it seems that when I get in the mood to go for my run he perks up and runs to the door and sits waiting for me. I have tried running at different times during the day and at night even different...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 3, 2011

    Love My 3 Dogs

    they expect me to play with them as soon as i get up.when they hear me moving around ,they head straight into the living room and begin whining for me.it`s a great way to start the day!
    mamaslittlebaby mamaslittlebaby
    18-21, M
    Mar 13, 2009

    every morn..wakes happy,

    tail wagging, wants ears rubbed, drops head down between legs and sinus kicks in...snorting while breathing..hilarious!!!!
    mrsrshaw mrsrshaw
    46-50, F
    Jul 16, 2015

    My dog was hungry and he knows

    when it's time for him to eat but yesterday he flipped his bowl upside down Lmaoo like gimme my food *****!!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 19, 2015
    KokoPanda KokoPanda
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Oct 14, 2015

    I die laughing when my puppy would be running

    and try to turn on a slick floor
    sirnatural sirnatural
    36-40, M
    Jul 14, 2015

    My puppy Nimrod yesterday ran into the wall

    twice I hope he learns soon to watch where he's going
    littlebabybell littlebabybell
    13-15, T
    3 Responses May 19, 2015

    How amazing!!!!! Nature at it's most warm

    and loving and best Hugs!
    MNI1982 MNI1982
    31-35, F
    Oct 7, 2014
    MNI1982 MNI1982
    31-35, F
    Oct 7, 2014

    I love my two Chihuahuas

    and how they have the coolest personalities! All dogs have cool personalities! My younger dog, pinkie, looks just like pinky from pinky and the brain! She will chase her tail so fast until gets dizzy and will almost fall over!!! She will sleep so deep and hear a loud noise that...
    emeraldtriangle420 emeraldtriangle420
    26-30, F
    Jan 27, 2014

    Isn't it awesome how dogs have different

    personalities? One of my chihuahuas, Taquita, is so much like me it is not even funny! And my other chihuahua, Pinkie, is like my boyfriend.....
    emeraldtriangle420 emeraldtriangle420
    26-30, F
    Jan 26, 2014

    We Got Chewed Out Lol

    Ok so this afternoon my husband and I decided to walk up to the store and pick up a few things.  We did the usual lock up tell Roo that mommy and daddy were going bye bye to the store to take care of the house and babies (cats) and we'd be right back.  It was...
    BlackWolfEternal BlackWolfEternal
    41-45, F
    7 Responses May 7, 2008

    I mean look at her! There is no way

    that this goof can't make me smile :-) I love her so much <3
    cicisays13 cicisays13
    31-35, F
    1 Response Oct 8, 2014

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