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I Love the Way My Dog Cracks Me Up

Pets can have some of the cutest and sweetest personalities and some times some pretty funny quirks 8o) 176 People

    My Funny Dog.

    I think my dog has ESP. I can walk around the house all day doing whatever but it seems that when I get in the mood to go for my run he perks up and runs to the door and sits waiting for me. I have tried running at different times during the day and at night even different...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Dec 3, 2011

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    MNI1982 MNI1982 31-35, F Oct 7, 2014

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    every morn..wakes happy,

    tail wagging, wants ears rubbed, drops head down between legs and sinus kicks in...snorting while breathing..hilarious!!!!
    mrsrshaw mrsrshaw 46-50, F Jul 16, 2015

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    My rottweiler, Nova, knows EXACTLY how to make

    me laugh. She's a silly pooch, but she's MY silly pooch.
    Wolflover1999 Wolflover1999 16-17, M Sep 12, 2015

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    She wakes up pretty stiff in the mornings.

    It breaks my heart. Her arthritis is getting worse and I cry watching her struggle but she insists on laying on the bathroom floor while I shower. I bought her a small bed that I keep in there just so she's more comfortable. She hates my Victoria's Secret body spray! It makes...
    dancingWATERz dancingWATERz 51-55, F 5 Responses Oct 21, 2015

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    Isn't it awesome how dogs have different

    personalities? One of my chihuahuas, Taquita, is so much like me it is not even funny! And my other chihuahua, Pinkie, is like my boyfriend.....
    emeraldtriangle420 emeraldtriangle420 22-25, F Jan 26, 2014

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    I love my two Chihuahuas

    and how they have the coolest personalities! All dogs have cool personalities! My younger dog, pinkie, looks just like pinky from pinky and the brain! She will chase her tail so fast until gets dizzy and will almost fall over!!! She will sleep so deep and hear a loud noise that...
    emeraldtriangle420 emeraldtriangle420 22-25, F Jan 27, 2014

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    Love My 3 Dogs

    they expect me to play with them as soon as i get up.when they hear me moving around ,they head straight into the living room and begin whining for me.it`s a great way to start the day!
    mamaslittlebaby mamaslittlebaby 18-21, M Mar 13, 2009

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    My puppy Nimrod yesterday ran into the wall

    twice I hope he learns soon to watch where he's going
    littlebabybell littlebabybell 13-15, T 3 Responses May 19, 2015

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    My dog was hungry and he knows

    when it's time for him to eat but yesterday he flipped his bowl upside down Lmaoo like gimme my food *****!!
    Sid09 Sid09 18-21, F May 19, 2015

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    I die laughing when my puppy would be running

    and try to turn on a slick floor
    sirnatural sirnatural 36-40, M Jul 14, 2015

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    My dog's farts are silent

    but deadly. I don't understand how such a small being (shi tzu) can harness the power to be able to envelope a room with it's dense digestive gasses...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 8, 2015

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    My Dogs Sence Of Humor

    I never thought of whether animals have humor. I now think they do. I have a lab shepherd mix, not a small dog. My electric clothes dryer was on the fritz. I had it tore apart and my hand jamed down between the drum and motor. Mind you it is a electric dryer pluged in and...
    Jcoe Jcoe 51-55, M 4 Responses May 15, 2013

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    I wrote a while back about how my dog hates my

    Victoria's Secret body spray...lol...I was able to capture her reaction. This is what she does every time I use it....LOLOLOL I love that little dog!
    dancingWATERz dancingWATERz 51-55, F 6 Responses Nov 13, 2015

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    We Got Chewed Out Lol

    Ok so this afternoon my husband and I decided to walk up to the store and pick up a few things.  We did the usual lock up tell Roo that mommy and daddy were going bye bye to the store to take care of the house and babies (cats) and we'd be right back.  It was...
    BlackWolfEternal BlackWolfEternal 41-45, F 7 Responses May 7, 2008

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    Leftover pizza for breakfast.

    The jalapenos were removed, but there were hot spots. She ate the whole slice........backing up and barking at it when she ate a "hot" spot. She's hilarious!!!
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 5 Responses Oct 17, 2015

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    MNI1982 MNI1982 31-35, F Oct 7, 2014

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    she's of the couch potato breed according to

    the vet. shes scared of her own shadow but when she barks and moves towards others they don't know that, I really shouldn't laugh :-D
    mrsrshaw mrsrshaw 46-50, F Jul 15, 2015

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    KokoPanda KokoPanda 22-25, F 4 Responses Oct 14, 2015

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    I mean look at her! There is no way

    that this goof can't make me smile :-) I love her so much <3
    cicisays13 cicisays13 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 8, 2014

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    How amazing!!!!! Nature at it's most warm

    and loving and best Hugs!
    MNI1982 MNI1982 31-35, F Oct 7, 2014

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    THIS Is the Way We Roll

      I     have     three     dogs.   They    are     my    pride    and   joy .   But      my...
    rockybear397 rockybear397 46-50, F 3 Responses May 7, 2008

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    I love my dog more than people period. People ******* suck.