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    Annie Hall Quips

    Alvy Singer (Woody Allen): Sex is the most fun I've ever had without laughing.Hey don't knock ************, that is sex with someone I love.I heard that commentary and dissent formed dysentery
    hardballz hardballz 31-35, M Mar 23, 2013

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    Don Juan DeMarco

    DON JUAN (JOHNNY DEPP): You want Don Juan de Marco, the world's greatest lover, to talk to you? What do you know of great love? Have you ever loved a woman until milk leaked from her as though she had just given birth to love itself, and now must feed it or burst? Have you ever...
    hardballz hardballz 31-35, M Nov 23, 2011

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    Mask -- 1994

    Charlie Schumacher: What side of whose bed did you wake up on? ------Peggy Brandt:  Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town. Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood.
    hardballz hardballz 31-35, M Aug 12, 2012

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    Pink Panther: Steve Martin, Jean Reno And Beyonce

    Ponton (Jean Reno): You never cease to surprise me, sir Clouseau: It's true. My surprises, they are rarely unexpected. ========== Clouseau: Stop browbeating her! Can't you see she is sexy? ============== PONTON: He was just found dead in a training facility...
    hardballz hardballz 31-35, M 1 Response May 31, 2010

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    Ice Age 2

    Manfred to Sid: You're an embarrassment to nature. Ya know that?Sid: You know: This whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for. A global warming.Diego: Save your breath sid, you know humans cant talk.Manfred:  Modern architecture, it'll never last.
    hardballz hardballz 31-35, M Apr 25, 2011

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    Money Never Sleeps

    From the 2010 movie Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps starring Michael Douglas and Shia LaBeouf and directed by Oliver Stone.Gordan Gekko (Michael Douglas): If there's one thing I learned in prison it's that money is not the prime commodity in our lives... time is.Gordan Gekko...
    hardballz hardballz 31-35, M Nov 24, 2011

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    Runaway Bride

    A dialogue from the film  Runaway Bride with Richard Gere and Julia Roberts: 'It takes three persons to make a marriage work: Him, me and my counsellor.'
    hardballz hardballz 31-35, M Mar 10, 2010

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    Annie Hall: Woody Allen

    This is from Annie HallALVY ( WOODY ALLEN) There's an old joke.  Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of 'em says: "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such ... small portions...
    hardballz hardballz 31-35, M Jan 14, 2010

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    5 Nice Ones

    Billy Crystal in City slickers: Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Mel Gibson in Brave Heart:  Every man dies. Not every man lives: Nicholas Cage in Con Air: There’s only two men I trust. One of ‘em’s me, the other one...
    hardballz hardballz 31-35, M 2 Responses Jun 3, 2010

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    Billy Crystal In City Slickers

    Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal): When you're a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, "What happened to my twenties?" Your forties, you grow a little...
    hardballz hardballz 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 24, 2010

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    Analyze This

    This dialogue is from the film Analyze This, with Robert de Niro and Billy Crystal.I liked de Niro's dialogue delivery and expression in this scene. Niro cannot perform as a good don and so takes the help of a shrink Crystal. They are discussing Oedipus ComplexBen (Billy Crystal...
    hardballz hardballz 31-35, M Jan 14, 2010

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    Commando

    Schwarzenegger: A guy I trusted for years wants me dead. Rae Dawn Chong: I've only known you minutes, and I want you dead, too. ----------- Schwarzenegger: You're a funny guy Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.  (From the film Commando, 1985)
    hardballz hardballz 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 23, 2011

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    Mission Impossible II

    Commander: Mr. Hunt the next time you go on holiday please be good enough to let me know where you're going. Ethan Hunt: If I let you know where I'm going, I won't be on holiday. ------------------------  Sean Ambrose: You know, that was...
    hardballz hardballz 31-35, M Nov 21, 2010

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    Wisecracks From Ice Age 3

    MANNY: Sid, I know what you're going through. You're gonna have a family, too, someday. You're gonna meet a nice girl with low standards, no real options or sense of smell... ----------- Manny: Guys don't talk to guys about guy problems. They just punch each other on the...
    hardballz hardballz 31-35, M 2 Responses Dec 16, 2011

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    Snake Eyes: Last Scene

    This is the closing dialogue between Nicholas cage and Carla Gugino from the Brian de Palma directed film Snake EyesCarla Gugino: How old are you ? Nicholas Cage: Thirty-five.     Carla Gugino: You got family around here ? Nicholas Cage: Yeah...
    hardballz hardballz 31-35, M Jan 15, 2010

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    As Good As It Gets

    Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson): I'm drowning here and you're describing the water Frank Sachs (Cuba Gooding JR) Grew up in hell my grandmother has more attitude than you Simon Bishop (Greg Kinnear) You're why cavemen chiselled on walls.
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    Makes Me Lol

    Chuck- "you waited in the bushes??"Morgan- "yeah well i brought a sandwich"Chuck- "oh okay" 
    Charliesun Charliesun 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 14, 2010

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    Mad Money

    Diane Keaton in the movie Mad Money                 Well, I've raised two children                 and made a home.     ...
    hardballz hardballz 31-35, M May 31, 2010

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    Golden Eye: James Bond

    Pierce Brosnan (James Bond) is about the bed Xenia Onatopp when she finds a gun under his pillow She says: 'You don't need the gun' Bond: Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex.-----------------
    hardballz hardballz 31-35, M Jan 14, 2010

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    Wall Street: Greed

    Gekko (Michael Douglas) in the film Wall StreetGreed is good. Greed works, greed  is right. Greed clarifies, cutsthrough, and captures the essenceof the evolutionary spirit. Greedin all its forms, greed for life,money, love, knowledge, has markedthe upward surge of mankind...
    hardballz hardballz 31-35, M Jan 14, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    "I gave you my everything, guess that didn't mean anything to youuu..". I love these because, I have actually gave someone in the past my everything, but it didn't mean...
    clol5sos clol5sos 13-15, F Jan 6

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    Beck - Say Goodbye  Beck - Say GoodbyeSee the sleepThat rests uponThe quiet streetWe're standing onIs it time to go away?Come again some other day?These are the words we...
    S74rxed S74rxed 31-35, F Jan 5

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    Closing my eyes, I recall the best times of then...I am realizing the best times of now...Hoping for the best times of tomorrow....We all dream of a better life...We often live in...
    SmartSweet1 SmartSweet1 51-55, F Jan 16

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    "Let it go, let it roll right off your shoulder Don't you know the hardest part is over? Let it in, let your clarity define you In the end we will only just remember how it feels...
    findingfae findingfae 18-21, F Jan 20

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    He is jealous for me, Loves like a hurricane, I am a tree, Bending beneath the weight of His wind and mercy. When all of a sudden, I am unaware of these afflictions eclipsed by...
    ShakenButNotBroken ShakenButNotBroken 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 3

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    Screaming Bloody Murder by Sum 41: I'm not quite myself these days Guess we all come undone time to time in different ways Well, I have myself to blame. Guess I don't understand, I...
    Roflcash4 Roflcash4 16-17, M Jan 3

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    Older songs are gold. All out of love by Air Supply I'm lying alone with my head on the phone
Thinking of you till it hurts
I know you hurt too, but what else can we do...
    FinnyFunny FinnyFunny 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 10

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    I was having a sweet fix of a daydream of a boy Whose reality I knew, was a hopeless to be had But then the dove of hope began its downward slope And I believed for a moment that...
    xxangellynnxx xxangellynnxx 16-17, F Jan 1

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    We touch, I feel a rush, we clutch, it isn't much But it's enough to make me wonder what's in store for us It's lust, it's torturous, you must be sorceress 'Cause you just did the...
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 4

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    I would never try to tame you and your lion heart Promise me you'll never change I'm wild for the way you are And when we touch it makes me feel love in a stolen car So I will...
    Marigold101 Marigold101 16-17, F Jan 11

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    I'm Damaged by Shayne Ward. (these relate to my pain) Remember those photographs we took on that boat in Spain I took 'em down and ripped 'em up and threw them all away Remember...
    ninja5593 ninja5593 18-21, F Jan 20

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    These Days  
    ThePinkPowerRanger ThePinkPowerRanger 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 2

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    "Start A Fire" by Unspoken This world can be cold and bitter Feels like we're in the dead of winter Waiting on something better But am I really gonna hide forever? Over and over...
    1forHIM 1forHIM 22-25, F Jan 4

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    A place to spend my quiet nights, time to unwind So much pressure in this life of mine, I cry at times I once contemplated suicide, and woulda tried But when I held that 9, all I...
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 7

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    "...Dame un besito mira que me estoy poniendo viejo ya paso un minuto y no te tengo y me esta matando el desespero Dame un besito mira que sonrio si te encuentro y me estoy...
    LoveOverHatred LoveOverHatred 18-21, F Jan 9

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    Let her go - Passenger Therapy - All Time Low Cannonball - Lea Michele In all honesty, these songs make me really sad. They bring a lot of memories back. Memories of my family...
    SAVEtheHER0 SAVEtheHER0 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    Tell tale signs by Frank Turner Oh dammit Amy, we're not kids any more. You can't just keep waltzing out of my life, Leaving clothes on my bedroom floor, Like nothing really...
    MonsieurKJ MonsieurKJ 18-21, M Jan 10

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    Miracle, Paramore We've learned to run from Anything uncomfortable We've tied our pain below and no one ever has to know That inside we're broken I try to patch things up again...
    tarara0414 tarara0414 18-21, F Jan 12

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    "H."-Tool What's coming through is alive. What's holding up is a mirror. But what's singing songs is a snake Looking to turn this **** to wine. They're both totally void of hate...
    greeneyz83 greeneyz83 31-35, F Jan 20

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    "My Heart Is A Fist" I surrender, I know I've been a pretender You can have this guilt this misery I wear so well I wave my flag I sound the alarm Somebody stop me before I do any...
    ShatteredYouth ShatteredYouth 36-40, M Jan 20

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    "I laid the night before me Unraveled the tangles of my heart All I felt was stale hollow air These streams of uncertainty They are collapsing upon my mind Upon my mind Torrents...
    styxc styxc 18-21, M Jan 21

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    [Vinz:] I see your tears in the night, lay it all on me You built a wall inside, just let it fall from me I feel your pain and lonely Don't be afraid to show me Let it rain upon me...
    ShakenButNotBroken ShakenButNotBroken 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    Goin' Down By The Pretty Reckless Hey there, Father I don't wanna bother you But I've got a sin to confess I'm just 16 if you know what I mean Do you mind if I take off my dress...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    Sometimes I look in a mirror and ask myself: Am I really scared of passing away? If it's today, I hope I hear a Cry out from heaven so loud it can water down a demon With the...
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 3 days ago

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    It's a little bit funny this feeling inside I'm not one of those who can easily hide I don't have much money but boy if I did I'd buy a big house where we both could live If I was...
    joyfulride joyfulride 36-40 1 Response 1 day ago

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    These are some things I love: The first warm day in the spring. finishing a long run, Sunday mornings, bacon, the rhythm of ping pong, a good mystery, March Madness, Thanksgiving...
    KeithAtLarge KeithAtLarge 46-50, M 1 day ago

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    Sometimes I feel I've got to run away I've got to get away From the pain you drive into the heart of me. The love we share seems to go nowhere And I've lost my light for I toss...
    dinah897 dinah897 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 4

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    Nice to meet you Where you been? I could show you incredible things Magic, madness, heaven, sin Saw you there and I thought oh my god Look at that face, you look like my next...
    ShakenButNotBroken ShakenButNotBroken 18-21, F 6 days ago