I Love These E P Status Messages I Saw

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    From Lilt

    Actually its not her status, its her quote, yet I thought it applied here. I just LOVE IT!"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique
    46-50
    7 Responses Oct 30, 2011

    2/27/2011

    And so on they go, how long can I keep this up?  Todays list: So I'm at the bar tonight and a grasshopper walks in. The bartender says "hey, you know we have a drink named after you?" The grasshopper looks at him and says: "you have a drink named Irving?" No, I didn't say do you...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 27, 2011

    "i Love These E P Status Messages I Saw"

    EP can take you around the the world and you can make great friends
    wessel wessel
    51-55, M
    1 Response Feb 27, 2011

    Feb 26 2011

     SM is happy and feeling loved by her E.P. friends. Thanks..
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Feb 26, 2011

    2/25/2011

    Today's gems I thought of: Grrr I can't decide if I want 6 of one or a half dozen of the other! My buddy was just at my house visiting when he got a phone call from his best girl that made me sooo happy I don't have a girlfriend, especially one bitching me out! "No sir...I said...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Feb 25, 2011

    2/26/2011

    Well I have to keep em coming now, they are like candy to kids, so here is today's list: Oh I'm sorry, did I grab the wrong name tag because I think I have yours, this one says hello my name is Douchebag! Oh sorry, I didn't hear what you said, all I heard was the pot calling the...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Feb 26, 2011

    Feb 28 2011

     SM is going to workout now to keep in sharp. She is out of sharp..  
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    1 Response Feb 28, 2011

    March 2 2011

     Mother is going to work out to techno music but she needs to stretch first.
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    Mar 2, 2011

    Feb 28 2011

     SM is back but she needs do her homework
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    Feb 28, 2011

    From Welshbabe

    "Life is like a camera. Focus on what's important, capture the good times, develope from the negatives and if things don't work out take another shot! :D " 4.12.12 2:22pm Very inspirational thought, I like it. Its too good to only last 3 days or less.  
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique
    46-50
    2 Responses Apr 12, 2012

    Here One For Today

    "I'm going to sleep now." Good night...
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Sep 18, 2011

    2/28/2011

    Let's see what Chron can think up today! Australia won't let me back in their country, that sucks man, it's not my fault my baby took that dingo   ;) If I wanted your opinion...it would only prove I was desperate for ****** advice! Female bartenders who can't hear very well are...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Feb 28, 2011

    It's Still Feb 26 2011

    SM is going to watch The Company. Awesome movie...
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    1 Response Feb 27, 2011

    3/3/2011

    Another day, more status messages! Boys...why do we spend the first 9 months just trying to get out, only to spend the rest of our lives trying to get back in? I am as happy as a tri peckered billy goat on a nannie farm in the spring!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 3, 2011

    Feb 28 2011

     SM is going to read the steamy part of the story because she scared her self yesterday from reading Scream.
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    Feb 28, 2011

    3/01/2011

    It's not like I am googling these, they are all my originals! Here is my funny list for this day: My girl and I decided we would only smoke after having sex, I have been nicotine free for months now and that ***** is smoking 2 packs a day! Dude...dude...oh my gosh dude...dude...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Mar 1, 2011

    Sm

    is feeling a bit like a zombie. Yup... (Feb 26 2011) Is bit like a zombie again. She is listening to techno... is listening to Hot Blooded. I was watching Three To Tango last night. Amy sang this song in the showers. It was so funny.is listening to music.
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    1 Response Feb 25, 2011

    2/24/2011

    My list of actual status messages I made for today: If just one pissed off butterfly kicks the wrong stone, no matter how small, we are all effed! I knew a guy with one leg, one arm and only one eye...we called him lucky! I betcha having sex with Michelle Duggar feels more like...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    10 Responses Feb 24, 2011

    3/2/2011

    No guarantees these will be any good, cos it's getting tougher! I wear similes on my hip, like a couple of six shooter pistols in the old west, if you aren't careful I just might draw on you, pard! I betcha after Mr. Whipple died, everyone started squeezing the hell out of some...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Mar 2, 2011

    Yes

    Read what I have posted for today.My video is funny.
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    1 Response Feb 24, 2011
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