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I Love Things Up My Ass

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    I Need Help

    I want some ideas of household items to shove up my ***
    Transjenifer Transjenifer 18-21, T 24 Responses Apr 20, 2013

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    Feels So Good

    OMG.... LAST NIGHT I ****** MYSELF FOR 7 HOURS STRAIGHT, MY HOLE WAS SO STRETCHED OUT AND GAPING, AND IT FELT SO DAMN GOOD. I START OUT BY INSERTING A NICE SIZE BUTT PLUG, I LEFT IT IN FOR ABOUT 4 HOURS AND WENT TO RUN SOME ERRANDS, WHICH IN IT SELF FEELS SO NAUGHTY...WALKING...
    tmafio tmafio 36-40, M 2 Responses Feb 4, 2012

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    Anything

    anything goes up my ***.veggies,candles,sex toys,homemade toys,bottles,bars of soap,and even ice dildoes.if it fits it's in.i'm up to a 3in. buttplug but have reached an impass.i can't go bigger i think it's my bone structure.************ and ******* with a plug in is an intense...
    livelikeadog livelikeadog 51-55, T 1 Response Apr 12, 2013

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    Well...

    ...I started a number of years ago, I was tempted when I saw some nice large carrots in the produce section at the grocery store, so I bought some, and later that evening, in the prvivacy of my bathroom, I took a carrot on which I'd carefully carved a head on the end of it, and...
    MustaphaWank MustaphaWank 51-55 Apr 12, 2013

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    Hmmm

    Have a small ribbed ***** in my ***, perusing ep, and drinking a glass of milk. Hahaha!
    Kellilou73 Kellilou73 36-40, F 6 Responses Jan 14, 2012

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    Oh, The Crazy Things That I Have Put Up My ***!

    I was just eight years old in the summer of 1974. We lived at the very end of a dead end street. Beyond the end of the street was a tree line about thirty yards wide that surrounded a large peat bog that had open fields, a stream and a couple of small lakes and then still more...
    AshleighB AshleighB 41-45, T 4 Responses Jun 10, 2011

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    Three Bananas

    Three frozen bananas (my apologies if you read this in another group, i multi-posted.) Too often i let the bananas in the house go a little too far. Don’t get me wrong, i remember the song, “When they are fleck'd with brown and have a golden hue” but there are times...
    redlace redlace 61-65, M 2 Responses May 25, 2013

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    Back(Door) At It!

    recently started putting my fingers in my *** again. im working back to where i was 3 years ago.(******* myself regularly with 18" double dong) im going slower thus time. i promised i wudnt buy a ***** until i can wear a medium plug 4+ hours without noticing its there. i have a...
    HornyStoner89 HornyStoner89 22-25, M Sep 4, 2013

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    Just Starting Slow

    My boyfriend has decided that it is finally time to work on my ***. he says that his fucktoy needs to be ready to be taken anytime, in any hole he is purchasing butt plugs and a *******. he says the strap-on is for any guests he decides to bring over or if i only deserve to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 23, 2013

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    Sometimes just like the feel.

    Then other times I need to release pressure if you know what mean
    junie58 junie58 56-60, M May 2

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    I Was 9 When I First Started Putting Things Up My Butt

    I used a pen and it felt so good, my body just felt like I was going to pass out. ;) Are there any stories similar to mine? Don't be shy if you do. <3
    sexyangel666 sexyangel666 18-21, F 6 Responses Apr 16, 2012

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    Feels Great

    I love to get those ****** with a suction cup and stick them to the shower wall and pretend im getting it in my butt from behind. Best feeling ever.
    blackgirl16 blackgirl16 18-21, F 20 Responses Mar 9, 2011

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    *** Sensations

    I have inserted a number of things in my *** and love the feeling of being stretched almost to breaking point. I have worked my way up from small things like carrots and zucchini to cans of coke and then large plastic bottles. I used to spend a lot of time in supermarkets looking...
    chevron chevron 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 14, 2012

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    Poor Man's ***** ;)

    I was wandering around a city on a hot day on holidays recently, feeling a bit horny. I was on my way to have a swim at a local pool when I passed a grocery store. Don't ask me why but a thought came to mind about how some suitably shaped vegetables would feel in my ***. Its...
    anykey anykey 46-50, M 8 Responses Aug 1, 2013

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    Getting My Supply Of Tampons Over The Years To Put In My ***

    Since I first discovered tampons it has been a 'challenge' as to where I get my supply from. I think I have tried quite a lot of options over the years. When I first discovered them at home, I found some in my mother's dresser draws, along with some other interesting things...
    anykey anykey 46-50, M 2 Responses Nov 25, 2013

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    What A Feeling With A Candy Cane

    This morning I was being a little lazy and was sleeping in a bit. I could hear my hubby, Matt, making coffee and cleaning up around the house. I was sleeping nude as I usually do and laying on my stomach with one of my legs pulled up towards my **** kinda off in la la land when...
    1Cuntrieboi 1Cuntrieboi 41-45, F 37 Responses Dec 30, 2012

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    When I **********...

    I was surfing the web when I stumbled across some really sexy ****, a gorgeous slim brunette getting ****** and filled with *** by 5 horny guys, including a really sexy daddy-type. I paused it and ran to my dresser, pulling my two ****** out of my top drawer. By the time I...
    laupratt laupratt 18-21, F 5 Responses Jun 30, 2013

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    Locker Room Fantasies

    One day when I was 14 years old, I was showering in the locker room after a hot and sweaty football practice. During the tackle segment I had suddenly slid to the ground and somehow dirt had climbed up my shorts into my rectal area. I felt mighty dirty so I grabbed the soap...
    gapinganuslover gapinganuslover 18-21, M Aug 8, 2012

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    I had vibe that push up my ***,

    but I broke it I use a daw rod before
    junie58 junie58 56-60, M 1 Response May 14

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    Not Always...

    ...in fact I used to be quite turned-off by the very thought of having something inserted into my arse-hole, but these days, having gotten used to lubing up and trying out things for size, I must admit that I'm quite enjoying the feeling of a hard ****-shaped object squeezing its...
    MustaphaWank MustaphaWank 51-55 1 Response Apr 13, 2013

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    Fun On Craigslist Today

    i woke up today and it was snowy and awful out. Since it's a day off from school I decided I would lay around the house. It was just perfect weather for cuddling under a blanket so I stayed naked and was fooling around online. I ended up really horny as usual, and decided to play...
    jaymethenymph jaymethenymph 18-21, F 12 Responses Nov 12, 2011

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    I Bought It For You ...

    i reciently felt an urge i was thinking of my sexy best friend he told me that to get the best out of anal i would have to train my asshile to handle any man who wanted to please me so good .. he said start small and i did small smooth plastic items became my endless toys hehe if...
    slyboy66 slyboy66 18-21, M 4 Responses May 26, 2011

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    Friday Night Anal Play

    So Friday night I spent the night in playing with my *******, to give you an idea here are some of the toys I was using.It all started with lunch on Friday at work, where I snuck into the washroom with my DocJohnson ripple buttplug.  I find this starts moving things and rubbing...
    shortmanslim shortmanslim 26-30 3 Responses Jul 9, 2012

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    Holiday Fun

    While on holidays in Europe recently, I was wandering around the city feeling quite horny. I visited a few places in the city where they have a lot of floors, each with many rooms, each with a different girl inside. Its quite an experience wandering through and checking out all...
    anykey anykey 46-50, M Jul 12, 2013

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    An Enema And Unexpected Friend

    Going on vacation makes me horny, so when I had the hotel room to myself for a while I went to town. My friend had left to go shopping and I knew he wouldn’t be back for another 30 minutes or so. I ******** down completely and headed to the bathroom. I unscrewed the shower...
    logan1w logan1w 22-25, M Oct 29, 2013

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    A Mind Of Its Own

    sometimes I think my *** has a mind of its own. I sometimes feel that it has a desire to have a finger or two, a nicely shaped vegetable, a *****, strap on, a tgirl clitty or something else stimulating inside... and the feeling comes from my ***, even though the thoughts are...
    anykey anykey 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 21, 2013

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    Right Now

    right now as i am writing this i have a 9in x 2in ***** deep inside me stretching me out so i can get bigger objects in me :)
    fallenangel01 fallenangel01 31-35 28 Responses May 24, 2011

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    Time And Patience

    I've alway heard it takes time and patience work up to big toys, and you know what, it does. Here's what happened to me: A couple of years ago as a joke, a friend gave me a large fist ***** that's 3.5 inches in diameter and 14 inches long. I took one look at that massive thing...
    NekudG NekudG 56-60, M 1 Response Aug 10, 2013

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    Anything

    I like to shove things up my *** while I **********. I play with my *** with my finger. But, when I'm really horny I'll go on my knees and put things up my ***. My vibrator, a marker, a hair brush, anything. I'd love to have a butt plug and just keep it up there all day while I...
    xxLeighxx xxLeighxx 22-25, F 16 Responses Oct 23, 2012

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    All For Love

    My husband and I have been married for several years. It's been a challenge finding new and exciting ways to keep the passion alive in the bedroom. One day, a friend and I came home from a day of shopping at the local mall. We walked in the door to find my husband, asleep on the...
    sexycpl4uall sexycpl4uall 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 31, 2012

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    I'm a straight man, but I really love the way

    it feels to have something inside me. As I'm writing this I have a six inch ***** inside me and I love the feeling of fullness it gives me.
    gcdg gcdg 22-25, M 3 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Feeling Frisky

    Today I'm feeling a little frisky and so when I got home from running a few errands I decided to take out my favorite 6in ***** and put it inside my tight ******* and do a couple of things around the house.... I did the dishes and vacuumed.... Then decided to take a nice hot...
    curiousbilover curiousbilover 22-25, F 9 Responses Nov 22, 2013

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    Omg Right Now

    I'm laying in bed right now, I have sexy black silk lace thong on with a butt plug inside my *** and I'm gonna *** so hard. Really had the urge and the confidence to write this, amazing what you will do when your near climax :)
    naughtychef naughtychef 26-30, M 4 Responses Nov 23, 2013

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    My First Time

    I was 14 and had just started in the 10th grade. Wehn I was in 9th grade I had gotten into to habit near the end of the year of peeking at the other guys in the shower after gym class and about three weeks before the year ended, I was peeking at Bruce tripplet, he was two years...
    deleted deleted 26-30 18 Responses Jan 4, 2013

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    Getting Clean First

    I don't do anal play until I've taken an enema first, to get well cleaned inside. Trouble is, I live in shared housing, and I'm very self-conscious about the loud noises when expelling an enema into the toilet. So I wait until I'm alone in the house, but sometimes that takes a...
    SmilinStrokah SmilinStrokah 51-55, M May 3, 2013

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    Joys Of Summer - Zucchini!

    Yesterday I was watering my garden and I saw a beautiful big zucchini, just the right size to be used in my butt. Of course I picked it up and brought it in the house when I was done in the garden. Later in the evening the zucchini on the kitchen counter caught my eye. I could...
    afterten afterten 31-35 3 Responses Jul 1, 2013

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    I've Tried Just About Anything **** Shaped

    What can I say... The list goes on...Hot DogsBananasCucumbersHairbrush HandlesDog ChainTurkey BasterFingers (of Course)****** of all shapes and sizesMarsh PensHighlightersBen Wa Balls   I also like to crossdress so I like to start out by easing down on a butt plug all the...
    mrluvaluva808 mrluvaluva808 56-60, M Aug 31, 2013

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    Anal Fun

    I never knew just how good it felt to have something stuffed up my as until recently. My girlfriend stuck one of her ****** up my *** and wow did it feel good. My **** got hard instantly and I came shortly after. We purchased a strap on which she now uses on my *** on a regular...
    smoothbill smoothbill 51-55, M 4 Responses Nov 24, 2010

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    A-Nal Lovin

    So i was just going about my day and hanging out with some girl friends. we were all talking about sex positions and new ideas to try in our sex lives, so i brought up the discussion of anal. Out of a group of 5 ladies only myself and one other have had anal s-ex, so the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Oct 15, 2013

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    My 12 In Lover

    i recently went to the sex shop to get a huge 12 in *****. i couldn't wait to get home i threw on my sexy pink n black lacey panties n busted out my new lover. i lubed up my tight ******* with my bottle of lube n lubed down that monster, i pressed the tip against my hole n slowly...
    slyboy66 slyboy66 18-21, M 12 Responses Mar 10, 2013

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    Needed It!

    Today I had a craving for a nice new buttplug to wear around and **** myself with so I went to the sex shop and got a nice 6.5" 2" diameter one and some lube and couldn't wen wait the 25 min drive home so stopped at the nearest gas station and went into a stall and slid it on...
    curiousbilover curiousbilover 22-25, F 6 Responses Oct 24, 2013

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    Promises, Promises

    Being a bachelor is great, right?  You can do what you want, come and go as you please, with no one to answer to.  There’s a side to living the single life that a lot of guys don’t like to talk about however.  If you’re not the type of guy who’s a playboy, with hot...
    AfroerotiK AfroerotiK 46-50, F 6 Responses Jul 10, 2013

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    Almost A Virgin

    OK OK I admit it. I have had a finger in my ***,maybe a small *****,maybe...well never mind that was long ago. What I really want to know is what does a woman think when a guy wants to be done this way? BY HER. I do not want to have sex with a man, just part of me wants to be...
    sameboat2 sameboat2 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 19, 2013

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    My *** Got Some Nice Play Tonight.

    so, i was talking to this awesome girl who likes to tell me what to do and after 3-4 hours of playing with myself and not getting off she told me i should use my vibrator on my tight ***, so i did as such. she told me to first sit here with it completely Deep in my *** for at...
    jackmcfly jackmcfly 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 21, 2011

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    OMG, I so love having things shoved up my ***.

    One of my favorite humiliation scenes is to be displayed in front of a group being made to shove things in my *** and tell everyone how much I'm enjoying it.
    itakeitoff4u itakeitoff4u 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 14

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    Problems With Lube

    I suffer from IBS (thats irritable bowel syndrome) and everytime I have anal play the day after and the following days i get abdominal pains diarreah and feel very unconfortable, if i dont have anal for a long time i feel ok. I have learnt what i can eat and what not, but i...
    hellothere83 hellothere83 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 2, 2013

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    Feels So Good

    OMG.... LAST NIGHT I ****** MYSELF FOR 7 HOURS STRAIGHT, MY HOLE WAS SO STRETCHED OUT AND GAPING, AND IT FELT SO DAMN GOOD. I START OUT BY INSERTING A NICE SIZE BUTT PLUG, I LEFT IT IN FOR ABOUT 4 HOURS AND WENT TO RUN SOME ERRANDS, WHICH IN IT SELF FEELS SO NAUGHTY...WALKING...
    tmafio tmafio 36-40, M 4 Responses Feb 4, 2012

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    I can hardy wait for the new zucchinis to grow

    in my garden - love to peruse and check them out if they are big enough (I feel a bit like the witch in Hansel and Gretel story feeling the finger every day). Love it when I leave one or two, which would be already big enough, to grow just bit bigger and then come the next day...
    afterten afterten 31-35 2 Responses May 23

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