'Darling, is that compass working'?
'Because if it isn't, we could be anywhere from the Bay of Naples to the Arctic Circle'. 'Not to mention us sailing close to the Al Jabhur...
I eat all the time. That's why I am fat
....the heads off their mates?
,..this is all wrong.. in so many ways.
The words of a romantic and my desire: Oh how I long to feel the warmth and curves of a woman, skin to skin, in person, live and real. ....See my long comment
HELL YES ! I want to be with a woman that enjoys life to it's fullest..Eat,drink and be merry...Eat some more again. I hate the type that worry about every little calorie.For the...
Not because of my name or how I look ...
Yes that's all I want is to be loved for who and what I am , a transgender lesbian woman. I have lots if friends , transgender and cisgender alike, who love me and that's wonderful...
My brother is one of the smartest people I've met. He slept through all his high school years, never opened a single book, never handed in assignments, spent his days sleeping or...
There is nothing more beautiful than a woman who is hopelessly addicted to cigarettes. A woman like this should be cared for and appreciated wholeheartedly. Especially one who...
what if an Ouija board was like an afterlife call center or something?
"hey joey,line 395 is open,three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something"
especially with big freakin tomatoes in it.
Because i am smart and funny why would I not like someone like me?
TONIGHT'S EPISODE WAS SOOOO GOOD
CANT WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK
WOOOOOOO(oh and next weeks one has Corey Taylor in it so I'm even more excited)
my girlfriend jenna was always flashing her undies so here is another story of her doing in 5th grade our class was on a field trip to a park so we was just walking around...
I am pregnant no use of roleplaying it lol
I really like doing this, although I would rather be pregnant for real.
Being pregnant is a unique period of a woman's life. To feel the small life growing in her body must be a life changing experience. It's an event unlike anything else. As her girth...
Why do people say "there's plenty more fish in the sea" when you go through a break up. Life is pretty ****** and then someone insinuates you want to date fish???
If I'm smart and funny at the same time am I multi tasking?
Haha...toilets for daleks
my best friend! i love him so much but he doesn't have those kind of feeling. im so lost because i want this more then anything and i know we'd be prefect together
I'm back in my Old City though due to my Family and their Relocation and am Moving into a House Right near where all the **** went down and I can't help but be...
Who decided Dyslexia was a good name for a condition which means you struggle with spelling!
I've never been skinny or even just normal sized as far as I remember, I think I'm just destined to be chubby all my life. I used to care a lot about my weight and tried dieting...
its deep and round.... ...can share pics as well ... what would u girls like to do to it..... :P :)
Newbie just wanna say hi. Hope to meet new people.
I am looking for a female who wants to be stuffed with lovely food. Stuffing includes a soothing belly rub from yours truly. Message if you're interested.
If a tortoise loses his shell is he naked or homeless?
Love seeing pictures on here of men in tights very hot!!!!!
Any women from England here?
more like smart *** and funny
Done Finé - Complete!More about that in a moment.Yesterday, I sat in the chemo chair. I felt nauseous. I’ve come to associate the cancer center with nausea, pain...
Please watch if you love 10 and rose