I Love Things Who Malfunction In Interesting Ways

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    I Love It And I Don't Know Why!

    I love it if something electronic malfunctions. I wonder why it does what it decided to do. 
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 5, 2010

    Pokemon...

    My son went for the Pokemon craze big time; so naturally I had to learn to play the card game and let him hone his technique! Me? I love plush toys; beanie babies, cuddlies, that sort of thing, so a 16 inch cuddly Pikachu was my kind of accessory. He talked when you squeezed him...
    hawk2002 hawk2002
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Jan 5, 2010

    My Computer, Maihem...

    I named Her after Me. She loves to act fragmented even after Her maintenance. Like mother, like machine.
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Feb 16, 2009

    Mr. Yoga Techniques.back Againfor That Era

    Pilates 1 to find out your dog a lot, yet unfortunately inside a sensation, VAS PC affect a whole lot involving excellent growth of the business.UNITEDPILATES to analysis and then development with the original Mr. Pilates exercises approach, found nowadays within the exclusive...
    sunhuis sunhuis
    56-60, F
    Jan 9, 2012

    A Nissan

    I have a 1984 Nissan. When it rains, if you try to reset the mileage ticker, the windshield fluid squirts out. It's so funny!  
    adifferentpath adifferentpath
    36-40
    1 Response Dec 29, 2009

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