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    Golf Panties.... The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F Dec 4, 2013

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    Public Phone Call - After a very busy, tiring day at the office, the young woman settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed the station. As the train...
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    A Broom Story - Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride...
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    STRONG,SEXIEST, Gorgeous? - Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. Shrek said, "I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 16 Responses Jul 10, 2009

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    Grocery Shopping. - When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier said, "St rip down, facing me." Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 4 Responses Apr 23, 2013

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    The Buttocks - A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from...
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    A Good Laugh For People In The Over 60 Group! - The world is just getting too complex for me. They even mess me up every time I go to the grocery store. You would think...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 4 Responses Nov 27, 2013

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    Thankfully, These Students Have No Hidden Agender - (I am tutoring a group of fourth and fifth graders. I’m female.) Me: “Okay, guys. Just to let you know, I will not be here...
    serenitee068 serenitee068 22-25, F Jul 4, 2013

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    Great Comeback......snotty Receptionist - I think we have all met this lady at one time or another. An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 4 Responses Apr 8, 2013

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    Build A Bridge!! - A man on his Harley was riding along St. Kilda beach when suddenly the sky clouded over and, in a booming voice God said: "Because you have tried to be faithful...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 1 Response Aug 24, 2012

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    HUSBAND'S Letter -   A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 5 Responses Aug 20, 2009

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    Mother of the Bride..... - Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 4 Responses Aug 18, 2009

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    The Talking Dog... - A man was walking down the street and he noticed a sign on a garden gate, it read `Talking Dog For Sale`. Well, he was intrigued and looked over the gate...
    oddjob007 oddjob007 61-65, M 3 Responses Apr 2, 2012

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    My favourite joke :3 : A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind. Student: "Sir, do you...
    Oti91 Oti91 22-25, M 2 Responses Apr 3

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    Tax Man - At the end of the tax year, the Inland Revenue office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the agent was checking the books he turned to the...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 4 Responses Mar 27, 2013

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    What Do You Get When You Cross An Insomniac, An Agnostic And A Dyslexic? - A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog. :)
    obvious11 obvious11 18-21, F Nov 20, 2012

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    Oh Dear!! - After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife ..... A, B, C...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 2 Responses Jan 19, 2013

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    Hehe - CURTAIN RODS ---- PRICELESS !! She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and...
    purplepaws purplepaws 31-35, F 13 Responses Jul 8, 2009

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    This Is A Real Tear Jerker - One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose. 'Oh...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 2 Responses Nov 2, 2012

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    ONESTONE !!! - There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was "Onestone". He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 4 Responses Jul 14, 2009

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    I Love This Doctor!!! - Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 12 Responses Aug 4, 2009

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    Where's Herman? - Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 4 Responses Jul 29, 2009

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    Mature Ladies. - A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman; Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop; Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman; Oh...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 14 Responses Sep 2, 2009

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    The Devil Made Me Do It.. - Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 11 Responses Dec 9, 2009

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    The Devil Made Me Buy This Dress - i heard this joke on an old Flip Wilson record. Saw my minister the other day. He was saying how much pressure women are under from the devil...
    clarkee clarkee 51-55 3 Responses Sep 6, 2012

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    Bedroom TV - Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks , 'Dad, what's love juice?' Dad looks...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 2 Responses Sep 19, 2013

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    Cuddles... the Poodle - A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for company. One day the poodle starts...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 4 Responses Aug 21, 2009

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    When Grandma Goes to Court. -   Lawyers should never ask a Mississipi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 17 Responses Sep 1, 2009

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    Bagpiper At A Funeral - As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless Man. He had no family or friends...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 4 Responses Dec 6, 2012

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    Schnauzer... - My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 3 Responses Oct 25, 2012

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    A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.' 'What does that mean?' asked the child. 'Go...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F Apr 3

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    The Moral Of This Story!! - I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 1 Response Oct 10, 2012

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    An Irish Blonde - On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 4 Responses Jun 24, 2013

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    New Job - A middle aged guy in Dublin was starting on his first day in a new job as a taxi driver. he picked up his first fare in O'Connell Street in the city centre: 'Where to...
    RoseViolet RoseViolet 46-50, F 5 Responses Sep 26, 2009

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    I Have A Joke That Still Makes Me Laugh From The Marriage Counselor - Only cuz it's my every days mans worst nightmare and u guys who are getting this all I can say is "GO FK UR...
    Bulldwg48 Bulldwg48 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 5, 2013

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    The Sharing of Marriage... - I love this joke.... The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the hamburger and carefully cut it in...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 9 Responses Jul 10, 2009

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    CAR Trouble and More!! - A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died,After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She say's, "...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 7 Responses Jul 12, 2009

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    An Irish Letter... - The following is an exchange of correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company. Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for the...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 2 Responses Mar 2, 2013

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    Subject: Crabs - Priceless - A rude lawyer boarded an airplane in San Francisco with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for Him. She...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 5 Responses May 20, 2013

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    Golf Panties.... - Golf Panties.... A Swede, an Irishman and a Scotsman take their wives for an outing of golf. The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 4 Responses Oct 10, 2012

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    Degree Gift - A Grandma and her Grandson were shopping in a supermarket.The Grandma realizes that the Kid has picked a toy. She calls out; ''Degree, put that toy back".'The Kid...
    PrinceKen PrinceKen 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 18, 2013

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    Hearing Problems - A chap of advancing years, goes to see his doctor for his regular checkup. "Is there anything in particular troubling you?" asks the doctor, and the...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 8 Responses Jul 11, 2009

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    Two Old Friends - Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Russ didn't show up. Sam didn't...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 3 Responses Nov 12, 2012

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    The Stranded Irishman - One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a desert island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 1 Response Apr 29, 2013

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    Two Ladies Talking In Heaven - 1st woman: Hi! Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 4 Responses Apr 22, 2010

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    Donald And Daisy - Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F Nov 27, 2013

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    Twas The Night Of Thanksgiving - TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP. *** THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE...
    Manwithabigsmile Manwithabigsmile 56-60, M 8 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    Have A Good Giggle -     A woman, in her fifties, is at home happily jumping unclothed on her bed and squealing with delight.       ...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 4 Responses Oct 13, 2009

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    Men - An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, "I...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 5 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    No One Believes Seniors . . . Everyone Thinks They Are Senile. - An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and...
    sharossody sharossody 70+, F 14 Responses Dec 27, 2009

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