There's this guy. We have been friends for almost a year and he really makes me happy. Whenever our eyes meet he would make funny faces even if he's on the other side of the street...
I think I'm having a crush on one of my groupmates in a class. He's very funny and I find him cute. But I don't want this crush to grow so I'm stopping now. I feel stupid, having a...
A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband's best friend.
They spend a blissful afternoon together. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it's the...
Good lord, every time I'm around him... Ugh. I'm just so damn happy. He makes me laugh so much... I love when he purposely leans over just a little too much to show me something...
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it's too late for them to back out.
I downloaded the "Raining Tacos" song, and I just laugh every time it comes up. I'll be listening to my music and then bam! The song starts playing and yeah :P
Humour is very important to me. I think laughter can be the best medicine in many situations, so having someone who can make you laugh and ease the tension of a bad day is vital...
WE JUST FED HER THIS MORNING
AND A BLUE BUM STROLLS IN
PIECE OF CAKE
People have told me I look like a dog do i
Titanfall. I'm playing in a party with my best friend and we're fighting on attrition. He and I are doing fine, pretty much top of our team. About half way through the fight, I...
I saw this on a sign in a store today:
A nervous man is a man who has a mortgage payment, car payment, alimony payment, wife, and girlfriend that are all a month late.
"Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want."
"Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place."
"God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."
Nobody dies a virgin cause in the end life screws us all.
“I’d say go to hell, but I never want to see you again.”
There's this guy that I've had a crush on for a looooooooong time and hes hilarious but he's really shy . I want to get to know him more but he's like a little turtle it takes time...
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"If you fall, I will be there." -Floor
I just saw a commercial that described Texans as free thinkers.
I love funny stories or watching vines about animals mostly cats. Cats are hilarious sometimes. What are some of your animal stories?
I love ren and stimpy not just for the show for ren hoek . He is cute and funny in my opinion. I have dreams about him every night. I absolutely love everything about him he's just...
It has been 3 days since me and my boyfriend fought. And there is this another guy whose making me smile to take away sadness, but today my boyfriend suddenly message me an apology...
its funny, everyone if discussing serious matters or fighting and they are all grumpy... however i am absolutely happy today... i got 2 chocolate frappes this weekend .. a treat i...
I am very lucky I have a wonderful mother in law. I couldn't hope for a better one. We get on great she has not had much luck with relationships in her life so she's very pleased...
parker_0607. I post funny things. Add me anyone no preference
Clubbing last night was sick with everyone so funny and was a messy one!
people think im nice and funny, but the thing is I'm not funny I would be insulting the person in front of me but in a funny way
It depends on the humor though and if I can understand it. I don't like crude humor. I like innocent, truly funny, not at someone else's emotional expense humor.
I tend to also...