I was in the grade four (I'm sixteen now), and I was friends with this grade six boy. His name is Jake. We were lads since forever. He had black hair and pale skin and pronounced...
Now that I am comfortable being naked, both in and outside, I love to get naked inside often. I'm not naked right at this moment, because I'm about to step outside for some evening...
So I have a crush on my art teacher, he's genuinely sweet and funny and has a great personality. And I sense that he's feeling the same. What should I do next? We've been talking...
He walked around a corner, papers in his hands. His eyes were focused on his feet and his pace was swift. I looked up from the copy machine to see a tall, blonde, muscular man...
It's 2015, going on 2016 and I'll be with this will mark the 6th year with this guy I truly love. We been off-and-on, faced many obstacles. We met new people and those new people...
"Sea Captain, and he is out on the sea near the area where the Titanic went down. And they look ahead and there is a bright light right there, another ship he figures. He tells his...
It makes them so much more sexy
No matter how big and bad you are, when a two year old hands you a toy telephone, you say "Hello".
I saw this today and thought it was pretty funny, now before I get a bunch of hate messages, I believe in GOD..but come on even God is probably laughing at this.....(so everyone...
Because i am smart and funny why would I not like someone like me?
It's the way to my heart. I absolutely love funny guys
A doctor is supposed to be a qualified professional. Why do they call his place of work practice?????
Damn, and here I wanted to eat my cat as a dessert.
People don't think Im funny when I tell a joke but when Im serious they laugh... I think that is funny... ipso factso I AM funny?
Today cops came to my house. And we got taught to not answer the door. But I wanted to. So I answered the door and said in my best British accent "you want some tea and crumpets...
They say s dog is for life. Fido has sadly passed today so I guess my days are numbe
If I'm smart and funny at the same time am I multi tasking?
Found this so funny when I first saw it.
House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you.
I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people would manage their freaking stupidity.
I may look calm, but in my head I have killed you 3 times.
better not say by whom.
Why do noses run but feet smell
Life is not a fairy tale…..if you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk!!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
When I die, I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandpa did. Not like the screaming passengers in his car.
"Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions?"