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I Love to Be Pissed On

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    I Pissed In Her ***

    A former girl friend of mine absolutely loved anal sex. I, of course, loved giving her anal sex! I mean, what red blooded american male would not love to **** the *** of a beautiful, sexy woman? Leanne was about 5'6", dark stylish hair, always smiling, about 140#, d cup...
    jd75065 jd75065 51-55, M 3 Responses Oct 28, 2012

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    My Nastiest Pi$$ Fantasy

    I only recently realized this year how much i love pi$$. In the last few years i realized that i luv being a nastly $lut, it really turns me on. So now pi$$ is my latest fetish. i love it in my mouth, on my face, all over me. I love my own but i dont feel like a $lut unless i get...
    Curiousity913 Curiousity913 22-25, M 9 Responses Sep 11, 2012

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    Pantyhose Pee

    I Love to Be Pissed On Pantyhose Pee By: Me Written on August 30th, 2012 My sexy wife works in an office and when she's getting dressed, I'll say no panties today, she smiles and just dawns on her pantyhose the shinny ones with a short mini skirt, I won't let her wear cheap...
    59snafu 59snafu 46-50 Sep 1, 2012

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    After Giving A ******* And Swallowing His ***

    I love holding the **** in my mouth as it slowly softens and then feeling it stiffen slightly as he shoots his **** to the back of my throat and I swallow it all. A great way to wash down that sticky ***...
    lasci lasci 26-30, F 15 Responses Feb 23, 2012

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    Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Me

    hi all i am a cross-dresser and i love to **** in my panties  and all over my face to and in my mouth its so nice i do it all the time sum-times 2 time a day i wood like to met up with men and women so they can **** on me 
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 22, 2013

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    Bfudge Scat Lover

    I TOO LOVE THE FEEL, SMELL AND TASTE OF DELICIOUS ****. I CAN DRINK HUGE AMOUNTS OF IT WITH IMMENSE PLEASURE. I ALSO LOVE TO EAT **** AND CAN CONSUME LARGE AMOUNTS. I LITERALLY CHEW IT UP LIKE A MEAL, OR DESERT,AND SWALLOW IT, AND I DON'T GAG. I ALSO LOVE TO SMEAR **** ALL OVER...
    bfudge bfudge 51-55 4 Responses Dec 31, 2011

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    Pissed On

    i was at a friends house one we were haveing a few beer there was a lot of people there i wanted to pee there wase only one washroom and it was busy all the time so i went outside to pee a lot of people had same idear so i peed but i wanted to watch so i laid in the woods behind...
    f6831396 f6831396 70+, M Feb 27, 2012

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    Bfudge Scat Lover

    I TOO LOVE THE FEEL, SMELL AND TASTE OF DELICIOUS ****. I CAN DRINK HUGE AMOUNTS OF IT WITH IMMENSE PLEASURE. I ALSO LOVE TO EAT **** AND CAN CONSUME LARGE AMOUNTS. I LITERALLY CHEW IT UP LIKE A MEAL, OR DESERT,AND SWALLOW IT, AND I DON'T GAG. I ALSO LOVE TO SMEAR **** ALL OVER...
    bfudge bfudge 51-55 Dec 31, 2011

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    Pantyhose Pee

    My sexy wife works in an office and when she's getting dressed, I'll say no panties today, she smiles and just dawns on her pantyhose the shinny ones with a short mini skirt, I won't let her wear cheap pantyhose, The thought of her going round the office, with no panties makes me...
    59snafu 59snafu 46-50 Aug 30, 2012

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    Wet And Wonderful Morning

    This morning I got out of bed and went straight to the computer to see what was up on EP. I went to bed wearing a blue teddy and put on thigh highs and heels when I got up. While I was corresponding with friends on EP the doorbell rang. I debated about putting on a robe but...
    maxndayton maxndayton 51-55, M 11 Responses Jan 17, 2013

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    Hot ******* *****

    I am straight but i love love love to watch girls ****, so actually maybe im bi there nothing better than a girl squirting her **** everywhere, i actually squirt wen i *** and my bf love it :-) xx
    xsamx xsamx 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 19, 2009

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    Fantasy

    i want a woman to insert my catheter and let the **** drain all over them and then i want them to **** all over me
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 28, 2012

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    Verrry Much

    Best time ever was with two girls, one of them rode me and the other sat on my face, when I was about to *** she pissed all over my face and made me drink some of it ... lovely.
    SchwanzeTribut SchwanzeTribut 46-50, M 3 Responses Feb 23, 2013

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    ******* On You

    HiI love the whole idea of pi55ing on your partner and while I haven't met the right one to allow me to do that I do like to pi55 on photos. I have a blog where I sometimes post some public pi55ing photos and videos.
    nwchipaul nwchipaul 36-40, M 2 Responses Jan 22, 2012

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    Drunkin Pee

    My wife came home drunk and wanted sex bad i ****** her on the hood of her car in.the back yard then she said she had to pee bad so said to do it on.me she was drunk enough that she sat above me and pissed on my ****. Wish it was my mouth love to find a woman to do that
    musatngman musatngman 31-35, M 2 Responses Oct 29, 2012

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    Yes

    I too love to be pissed on, every time I take a shower I lay down and let it rip all over my torso.I then finish up by ******* in the air and let it come straight down on my **** and balls. Sometimes I shoot it into my mouth for a taste usually after i prepare the "proper brew...
    bruce214 bruce214 31-35, M Nov 2, 2011

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    *******

    now i had fun with this one. did it to my self. just sitting at my computer typign and im naked. i feel if about to burst out of me i grab a towel so i dont get any on my nice hardwood floor. then i cupped ym pussi let it flow then wipe myself down with it. i fingered my slef and...
    sexyismyname123 sexyismyname123 26-30, F 7 Responses Oct 28, 2011

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    I Love Drinking My G/f's Pee

    She loves drinking orange juice and it flavours it terrifically. She will drink about a pint and it takes 20 mins to "filter" and then I go down and drink it all. After about another 30 minutes she accepts it back in her mouth. Thats what I call recycling!
    peter2058 peter2058 46-50, M 2 Responses Sep 29, 2012

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    My First Golden Shower, And The Next After

       This just happened less than a week ago, so I wanted to write about it while it was still fresh. It began with me and my girlfriend laying in bed before falling asleep. We were having conversation, and once we had finished, she looked over at me and could tell I had...
    SouthernSissyBoy SouthernSissyBoy 26-30, M 3 Responses Jun 9, 2010

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    Three Way P Party

    Im 51yr orally  bi- male , love wearing pantyhose and heels when I play , I have a married  couple that  loves **** play , he is bi- as well so it makes for alot of nasty wet times    ,I got her into wearing pantyhose and heels,   ...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Aug 23, 2010

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    Wife Violently Pissed On Me Last Night.

    I have always wanted my wife to **** on me and have brought it up several times to her. She just dismisses me every time I bring it up. However last night was a little different. She had just came home from the bar while she was out with her boyfriend and was drunk. She stumbled...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Mar 12, 2011

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    One Day...

    I hope to find someone who will enjoy doing this with me. I would love to be covered in their ****, and to give them the same satisfaction.
    souljer souljer 22-25, M Feb 27, 2012

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    By Someone Else For A Change

    Normally I just **** on myself in my sleep, being a lifelong bedwetter has that advantage. But I once had a girlfriend **** on me in the shower, just out of the blue without mentioning or even asking me, she just opened up on my leg. She didn't even know about my bedwetting so...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Dec 27, 2010

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    Looking For First Real Golden Shower

    I have always loved the thought and image of a woman emptying her bladder, but I have yet to be completely covered in ****. My gf tried in the shower, but was un able to preform, only a little came out, so we are hopefully going to get it done this week! Lots of water, and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 4, 2012

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    Roommate

    I used to have a roommate who was into watersports. He made it very clear that absolutely no one would ever pee on him, but he sure liked to **** on me. He preferred to do it when I was wearing clean, dry clothes. Occasionally he would wet my crotch but he really liked to...
    BiAndHappy BiAndHappy 51-55, M 2 Responses May 17, 2013

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    Get Watered Daily

    I love getting my daily golden shower from my gf. She has the sweetest tasting golden nectar that I've ever tasted. Morning and evening waterings are normal for us. We both share the same love of golden showers. We even drink from each others fountain when we are out. Whether it...
    smoothbill smoothbill 51-55, M 3 Responses Jan 14, 2012

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    **** On Me

    Here is my first experience with being pissed on. I was having sex with my now ex girlfriend. We were on the floor and she was on top. While we were going at it I suddenly felt a warm feeling. I realized she was ******* on me! I loved it! I got harder. When we finished I said...
    PissOnMe1974 PissOnMe1974 31-35, M 3 Responses Jul 7, 2009

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    So Do I

    I would be laying on the floor ************ my ****-proud erect manhood. She would walk in also naked and stand over me, her belly distended from the intense pressure in her bladder.   She would reach down and spread her ***** lips wide, revealing the moist...
    rayzed rayzed 56-60, M 1 Response Oct 22, 2009

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    Have The Big Chance To Do It But I Can't!

    Yes i have the big chance to do it, and i really wanted being p i s s e d on! By chatting with a 38yo female collegue i discovered she like doing p i s s i n g too... :O She would like both make me feel her hot streams and also receive it from me! Wow im really turned on by the...
    simbian simbian 31-35, M 2 Responses Oct 29, 2010

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    Would love to find a girl in the Dallas area

    would would **** on me, but of course, she'd have to let me **** on her in return :)
    mrtexasguy mrtexasguy 41-45, M 3 Responses Mar 25

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    Wife Wetting My Panties

    I like any kind of play with pee and often wet my panties at home and work. My wife doesn't like to wet her panties but when I ask she doesn't mind peeing on my panties to wet them. I love to ********** in panties that she has wet. I will lay in the shower and she squats over me...
    Platopus Platopus 41-45, M 2 Responses Sep 21, 2012

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    A Small Doubt!

    I wonder if urinal would join this group had it been on ep. What do you say?   And oh, **** pot too...
    Floydian Floydian 22-25, M 43 Responses Jan 13, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    Alright so...since you all know I like girls. And yes done it with a chick. Only one and first chick ever. We all know College experiences in college. One time and you move on...
    peacejenni peacejenni 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 11

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    Ok..... so it all started nine months ago..... well he's not a school teacher , he teaches me in a language course , he's 24 I guess.... Anyway.... I've been through many in my...
    terrieluna terrieluna 16-17, F Aug 6

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    So l said to my mother this morning " l dont want anyone judging me if l leave" her reply was "l won't judge you" . Shes pissed too.
    2BlossomBlue 2BlossomBlue 51-55, F 2 Responses Jul 24

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    I've just found out I have gained another sister! Yes I'm happy but yet I'm so pissed off because the mother of my 'sister' told me not my father who rejects her and says she isn't...
    Daisyellenrose Daisyellenrose 13-15, F Jul 25

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    I am pissed of at a stupid dude that just post insulting people, man, we come here to write whatever the **** we want, and if u dont like it, crash your phone, laptop whatever
    desirejanice desirejanice 22-25, F Jul 29

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    I am beyond pissed I want to punch a wall why are people such ********?! Wtf!!!!!
    Tori9 Tori9 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    WHY DOES MY MOM ALWAYS ******* CLEAN MY ROOM????!!!!1 AND ******* RE ARRANGE EVERYTHING THAT I LIKE. I ******* HATE IT WHEN SHE DOES THAT. SHE JUST DID THAT TO MY ROOM, SHE MOVED...
    dasosleefi dasosleefi 16-17, F 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    The Greatest Love Story of All Time It is by far my most favorite movie, and it makes me cry, more like bawl my eyes out...every single time I watch it. This is the best movie I...
    Sandalwood3 Sandalwood3 41-45, F 25 mins ago

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    My best friend was Jordan and I meet her when I was like 7 believe it or not we first met in a church which was ironic cause she's an atheist and I'm undefined now. Anyway we got...
    DarkRun421 DarkRun421 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 23

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    I feel terrible. We have always had this weird tension...I've only been married for a couple years (we will call my husband A and his friend D) A and I had a good relationship at...
    voicelessallure voicelessallure 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I love sex. I'm an incredibly sexual/sensual person. I love having a man thrusting deep inside me as I wrap my legs around him and pull him closer. I love kissing down a woman's...
    EpicChick22 EpicChick22 18-21, F 2 Responses 41 mins ago

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    I told my ex that I'm going to date again, get married and invite him and his gf to my wedding. He got so pissed it was funny. Honestly, I'm putting dating on hold. Idk for how...
    HigherCalling HigherCalling 22-25, F Aug 6

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    I've had so many people get so pissed at me because I won't say I love you back. Then they leave and I'm left thinking if they really loved me they would've stayed and waited til...
    kittenasylum kittenasylum 16-17, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    My mom has always been kind of depressed. Not exactly depressed but something like that. She´s very often mad and angry. She got worse when she and my dad got divorced like six...
    snaefridur17 snaefridur17 16-17, F 3 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    I cannot emphasized how much I love her. She is just so awesome. I can rap her songs all day long And I was really pissed at my sister for deleting my Iggy Azalea's album on the...
    minyue minyue 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 26

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    Me & my boyfriend have been together for two years going on 3 in November. We have truly been through a lot and I care and love him with all my heart. He's recently just gotten out...
    jloves21 jloves21 18-21, F 6 Responses Jul 26

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    What'd he do this time? Did he break your heart? I can tell you been crying... and baby here you are. And I always know any time you show up at my door past 11 o'clock that he...
    shimmersandsparkles shimmersandsparkles 26-30, F Aug 11

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    I had previously written a story about how I have terrible timing and earlier this summer I was real pissed that I was gonna have to edit it to add a fourth girl to the list. But...
    samyoung8 samyoung8 18-21, M Aug 11

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    It just hit me like a ton of bricks ******* well done me because I loved, cared about & missed a absolute bastard! The end.. no more waiting for him singing his praises to others...
    CAlove96 CAlove96 18-21, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago