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I Love to Be Pissed On

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    Roommate - I used to have a roommate who was into watersports. He made it very clear that absolutely no one would ever pee on him, but he sure liked to **** on me. He preferred...
    BiAndHappy BiAndHappy 51-55, M 4 Responses May 17, 2013

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    I Pissed In Her *** - A former girl friend of mine absolutely loved anal sex. I, of course, loved giving her anal sex! I mean, what red blooded american male would not love to...
    jd75065 jd75065 51-55, M 3 Responses Oct 28, 2012

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    **** On Me - Here is my first experience with being pissed on. I was having sex with my now ex girlfriend. We were on the floor and she was on top. While we were going at it I...
    PissOnMe1974 PissOnMe1974 31-35, M 3 Responses Jul 7, 2009

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    Pissed On - i was at a friends house one we were haveing a few beer there was a lot of people there i wanted to pee there wase only one washroom and it was busy all the time so i...
    f6831396 f6831396 70+, M Feb 27, 2012

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    By Someone Else For A Change - Normally I just **** on myself in my sleep, being a lifelong bedwetter has that advantage. But I once had a girlfriend **** on me in the shower...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Dec 27, 2010

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    My Nastiest Pi$$ Fantasy - I only recently realized this year how much i love pi$$. In the last few years i realized that i luv being a nastly $lut, it really turns me on. So now...
    Curiousity913 Curiousity913 22-25, M 9 Responses Sep 11, 2012

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    Wet And Wonderful Morning - This morning I got out of bed and went straight to the computer to see what was up on EP. I went to bed wearing a blue teddy and put on thigh highs and...
    maxndayton maxndayton 51-55, M 11 Responses Jan 17, 2013

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    Wife Wetting My Panties - I like any kind of play with pee and often wet my panties at home and work. My wife doesn't like to wet her panties but when I ask she doesn't mind peeing...
    Platopus Platopus 41-45, M 2 Responses Sep 21, 2012

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    Get Watered Daily - I love getting my daily golden shower from my gf. She has the sweetest tasting golden nectar that I've ever tasted. Morning and evening waterings are normal for...
    smoothbill smoothbill 51-55, M 3 Responses Jan 14, 2012

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    So Do I - I would be laying on the floor ************ my ****-proud erect manhood. She would walk in also naked and stand over me, her belly distended from the...
    rayzed rayzed 56-60, M 1 Response Oct 22, 2009

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    Yes - I too love to be pissed on, every time I take a shower I lay down and let it rip all over my torso.I then finish up by ******* in the air and let it come straight down on my...
    bruce214 bruce214 31-35, M Nov 2, 2011

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    Bfudge Scat Lover - I TOO LOVE THE FEEL, SMELL AND TASTE OF DELICIOUS ****. I CAN DRINK HUGE AMOUNTS OF IT WITH IMMENSE PLEASURE. I ALSO LOVE TO EAT **** AND CAN CONSUME LARGE...
    bfudge bfudge 51-55 4 Responses Dec 31, 2011

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    Drunkin Pee - My wife came home drunk and wanted sex bad i ****** her on the hood of her car in.the back yard then she said she had to pee bad so said to do it on.me she was drunk...
    musatngman musatngman 31-35, M 2 Responses Oct 29, 2012

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    Fantasy - i want a woman to insert my catheter and let the **** drain all over them and then i want them to **** all over me
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 28, 2012

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    ******* - now i had fun with this one. did it to my self. just sitting at my computer typign and im naked. i feel if about to burst out of me i grab a towel so i dont get any on my...
    sexyismyname123 sexyismyname123 26-30, F 7 Responses Oct 28, 2011

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    Three Way P Party - Im 51yr orally  bi- male , love wearing pantyhose and heels when I play , I have a married  couple that  loves **** play , he is bi- as...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Aug 23, 2010

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    After Giving A ******* And Swallowing His *** - I love holding the **** in my mouth as it slowly softens and then feeling it stiffen slightly as he shoots his **** to the back of...
    lasci lasci 26-30, F 15 Responses Feb 23, 2012

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    Pantyhose Pee - I Love to Be Pissed On Pantyhose Pee By: Me Written on August 30th, 2012 My sexy wife works in an office and when she's getting dressed, I'll say no panties today...
    59snafu 59snafu 46-50 Sep 1, 2012

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    Have The Big Chance To Do It But I Can't! - Yes i have the big chance to do it, and i really wanted being p i s s e d on! By chatting with a 38yo female collegue i discovered she...
    simbian simbian 31-35, M 2 Responses Oct 29, 2010

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    I Love Drinking My G/f's Pee - She loves drinking orange juice and it flavours it terrifically. She will drink about a pint and it takes 20 mins to "filter" and then I go down and...
    peter2058 peter2058 46-50, M 2 Responses Sep 29, 2012

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    Would love to find a girl in the Dallas area would would **** on me, but of course, she'd have to let me **** on her in return :)
    mrtexasguy mrtexasguy 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 25

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    My First Golden Shower, And The Next After -    This just happened less than a week ago, so I wanted to write about it while it was still fresh. It began with me and my...
    SouthernSissyBoy SouthernSissyBoy 26-30, M 3 Responses Jun 9, 2010

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    Hot ******* ***** - I am straight but i love love love to watch girls ****, so actually maybe im bi there nothing better than a girl squirting her **** everywhere, i actually...
    xsamx xsamx 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 19, 2009

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    Bfudge Scat Lover - I TOO LOVE THE FEEL, SMELL AND TASTE OF DELICIOUS ****. I CAN DRINK HUGE AMOUNTS OF IT WITH IMMENSE PLEASURE. I ALSO LOVE TO EAT **** AND CAN CONSUME LARGE...
    bfudge bfudge 51-55 Dec 31, 2011

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    One Day... - I hope to find someone who will enjoy doing this with me. I would love to be covered in their ****, and to give them the same satisfaction.
    souljer souljer 22-25, M Feb 27, 2012

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    Wife Violently Pissed On Me Last Night. - I have always wanted my wife to **** on me and have brought it up several times to her. She just dismisses me every time I bring it up...
    Cuckedsissy Cuckedsissy 31-35, M 7 Responses Mar 12, 2011

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    Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Me - hi all i am a cross-dresser and i love to **** in my panties  and all over my face to and in my mouth its so nice i do it all the time sum-times 2 time a day...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 22, 2013

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    Verrry Much - Best time ever was with two girls, one of them rode me and the other sat on my face, when I was about to *** she pissed all over my face and made me drink some of it...
    SchwanzeTribut SchwanzeTribut 46-50, M 3 Responses Feb 23, 2013

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    A Small Doubt! - I wonder if urinal would join this group had it been on ep. What do you say?   And oh, **** pot too...
    Floydian Floydian 22-25, M 43 Responses Jan 13, 2009

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    Pantyhose Pee - My sexy wife works in an office and when she's getting dressed, I'll say no panties today, she smiles and just dawns on her pantyhose the shinny ones with a short...
    59snafu 59snafu 46-50 Aug 30, 2012

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    Looking For First Real Golden Shower - I have always loved the thought and image of a woman emptying her bladder, but I have yet to be completely covered in ****. My gf tried in...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 4, 2012

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    ******* On You - HiI love the whole idea of pi55ing on your partner and while I haven't met the right one to allow me to do that I do like to pi55 on photos. I have a blog where I...
    nwchipaul nwchipaul 36-40, M 2 Responses Jan 22, 2012

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    I am pissed right the **** off right now! A 30 year old commented on a 15 year olds experience about her having harmed herself before, 1. He's 30, he don't need to even be on her...
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    I hate it when people **** me off, I had a horrible day today. But I brought it up on myself, one of those things you blame yourself with. Never again tho, I'm done. Everything is...
    introvert93 introvert93 18-21, F Apr 2

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    Shaking. Heavy breathing. Lack of concentration. Immense furiosity. Am I kinda pissed off? No. I'm at the point where I'm ready to say **** it. Walk out. Give up. Go home and cut...
    EmoSakurachan EmoSakurachan 16-17, F Apr 3

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    I met a girl 2-3 years ago in mcdonalds she was beautiful, a real piece of work. The most amazing young woman i've ever seen. Snake-bite piercings jet black hair comepletely...
    Coolbeans10 Coolbeans10 16-17, M Mar 24

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    I need a little help here guys. I have been trying to rationalise things for quite a while now, and while I think I'm onto something.. but would love some feedback.. "I felt in...
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    Recently I've been having serious thoughts. I can't work out whether I am still in love with my boyfriend.. I feel so used all the time and he's so controlling. I can't even go and...
    SoKLe SoKLe 13-15, F Mar 22

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    What'd he do this time? Did he break your heart? I can tell you been crying... and baby here you are. And I always know any time you show up at my door past 11 o'clock that he...
    SylenaEverlasting SylenaEverlasting 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 26

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    Tyler Farr - Redneck Crazy Lyrics Gonna drive like hell through your neighborhood Park this Silverado on your front lawn Crank up a little Hank Sit on the hood and drank I...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 5

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    Well I found in March im pregnant with his baby when I told him he was so happy when he saw the first sono he smiled and said he loved me he said if the baby has a different last...
    bennysgirl0913 bennysgirl0913 22-25, F Apr 5

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    they are making Incredibles 2.... i just pissed myself in happiness....
    uknaz uknaz 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18