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I Love to Be Pissed On

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    ******* On You

    HiI love the whole idea of pi55ing on your partner and while I haven't met the right one to allow me to do that I do like to pi55 on photos. I have a blog where I sometimes post some public pi55ing photos and videos.
    nwchipaul nwchipaul 36-40, M 2 Responses Jan 22, 2012

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    Wife Violently Pissed On Me Last Night.

    I have always wanted my wife to **** on me and have brought it up several times to her. She just dismisses me every time I bring it up. However last night was a little different. She had just came home from the bar while she was out with her boyfriend and was drunk. She stumbled...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Mar 12, 2011

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    Pantyhose Pee

    I Love to Be Pissed On Pantyhose Pee By: Me Written on August 30th, 2012 My sexy wife works in an office and when she's getting dressed, I'll say no panties today, she smiles and just dawns on her pantyhose the shinny ones with a short mini skirt, I won't let her wear cheap...
    59snafu 59snafu 46-50 Sep 1, 2012

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    Hot ******* *****

    I am straight but i love love love to watch girls ****, so actually maybe im bi there nothing better than a girl squirting her **** everywhere, i actually squirt wen i *** and my bf love it :-) xx
    xsamx xsamx 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 19, 2009

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    Pantyhose Pee

    My sexy wife works in an office and when she's getting dressed, I'll say no panties today, she smiles and just dawns on her pantyhose the shinny ones with a short mini skirt, I won't let her wear cheap pantyhose, The thought of her going round the office, with no panties makes me...
    59snafu 59snafu 46-50 Aug 30, 2012

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    Bfudge Scat Lover

    I TOO LOVE THE FEEL, SMELL AND TASTE OF DELICIOUS ****. I CAN DRINK HUGE AMOUNTS OF IT WITH IMMENSE PLEASURE. I ALSO LOVE TO EAT **** AND CAN CONSUME LARGE AMOUNTS. I LITERALLY CHEW IT UP LIKE A MEAL, OR DESERT,AND SWALLOW IT, AND I DON'T GAG. I ALSO LOVE TO SMEAR **** ALL OVER...
    bfudge bfudge 51-55 Dec 31, 2011

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    One Day...

    I hope to find someone who will enjoy doing this with me. I would love to be covered in their ****, and to give them the same satisfaction.
    souljer souljer 22-25, M Feb 27, 2012

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    So Do I

    I would be laying on the floor ************ my ****-proud erect manhood. She would walk in also naked and stand over me, her belly distended from the intense pressure in her bladder.   She would reach down and spread her ***** lips wide, revealing the moist...
    rayzed rayzed 56-60, M 1 Response Oct 22, 2009

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    By Someone Else For A Change

    Normally I just **** on myself in my sleep, being a lifelong bedwetter has that advantage. But I once had a girlfriend **** on me in the shower, just out of the blue without mentioning or even asking me, she just opened up on my leg. She didn't even know about my bedwetting so...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Dec 27, 2010

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    Three Way P Party

    Im 51yr orally  bi- male , love wearing pantyhose and heels when I play , I have a married  couple that  loves **** play , he is bi- as well so it makes for alot of nasty wet times    ,I got her into wearing pantyhose and heels,   ...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Aug 23, 2010

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    Yes

    I too love to be pissed on, every time I take a shower I lay down and let it rip all over my torso.I then finish up by ******* in the air and let it come straight down on my **** and balls. Sometimes I shoot it into my mouth for a taste usually after i prepare the "proper brew...
    bruce214 bruce214 31-35, M Nov 2, 2011

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    My Nastiest Pi$$ Fantasy

    I only recently realized this year how much i love pi$$. In the last few years i realized that i luv being a nastly $lut, it really turns me on. So now pi$$ is my latest fetish. i love it in my mouth, on my face, all over me. I love my own but i dont feel like a $lut unless i get...
    Curiousity913 Curiousity913 22-25, M 10 Responses Sep 11, 2012

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    Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Me

    hi all i am a cross-dresser and i love to **** in my panties  and all over my face to and in my mouth its so nice i do it all the time sum-times 2 time a day i wood like to met up with men and women so they can **** on me 
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 22, 2013

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    A Small Doubt!

    I wonder if urinal would join this group had it been on ep. What do you say?   And oh, **** pot too...
    Floydian Floydian 22-25, M 43 Responses Jan 13, 2009

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    My First Golden Shower, And The Next After

       This just happened less than a week ago, so I wanted to write about it while it was still fresh. It began with me and my girlfriend laying in bed before falling asleep. We were having conversation, and once we had finished, she looked over at me and could tell I had...
    SouthernSissyBoy SouthernSissyBoy 26-30, M 3 Responses Jun 9, 2010

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    Roommate

    I used to have a roommate who was into watersports. He made it very clear that absolutely no one would ever pee on him, but he sure liked to **** on me. He preferred to do it when I was wearing clean, dry clothes. Occasionally he would wet my crotch but he really liked to...
    BiAndHappy BiAndHappy 51-55, M 2 Responses May 17, 2013

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    Drunkin Pee

    My wife came home drunk and wanted sex bad i ****** her on the hood of her car in.the back yard then she said she had to pee bad so said to do it on.me she was drunk enough that she sat above me and pissed on my ****. Wish it was my mouth love to find a woman to do that
    musatngman musatngman 31-35, M 2 Responses Oct 29, 2012

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    Looking For First Real Golden Shower

    I have always loved the thought and image of a woman emptying her bladder, but I have yet to be completely covered in ****. My gf tried in the shower, but was un able to preform, only a little came out, so we are hopefully going to get it done this week! Lots of water, and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 4, 2012

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    **** On Me

    Here is my first experience with being pissed on. I was having sex with my now ex girlfriend. We were on the floor and she was on top. While we were going at it I suddenly felt a warm feeling. I realized she was ******* on me! I loved it! I got harder. When we finished I said...
    PissOnMe1974 PissOnMe1974 31-35, M 3 Responses Jul 7, 2009

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    I Pissed In Her ***

    A former girl friend of mine absolutely loved anal sex. I, of course, loved giving her anal sex! I mean, what red blooded american male would not love to **** the *** of a beautiful, sexy woman? Leanne was about 5'6", dark stylish hair, always smiling, about 140#, d cup...
    jd75065 jd75065 51-55, M 3 Responses Oct 28, 2012

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    Have The Big Chance To Do It But I Can't!

    Yes i have the big chance to do it, and i really wanted being p i s s e d on! By chatting with a 38yo female collegue i discovered she like doing p i s s i n g too... :O She would like both make me feel her hot streams and also receive it from me! Wow im really turned on by the...
    simbian simbian 31-35, M 2 Responses Oct 29, 2010

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    Bfudge Scat Lover

    I TOO LOVE THE FEEL, SMELL AND TASTE OF DELICIOUS ****. I CAN DRINK HUGE AMOUNTS OF IT WITH IMMENSE PLEASURE. I ALSO LOVE TO EAT **** AND CAN CONSUME LARGE AMOUNTS. I LITERALLY CHEW IT UP LIKE A MEAL, OR DESERT,AND SWALLOW IT, AND I DON'T GAG. I ALSO LOVE TO SMEAR **** ALL OVER...
    bfudge bfudge 51-55 3 Responses Dec 31, 2011

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    I Love Drinking My G/f's Pee

    She loves drinking orange juice and it flavours it terrifically. She will drink about a pint and it takes 20 mins to "filter" and then I go down and drink it all. After about another 30 minutes she accepts it back in her mouth. Thats what I call recycling!
    peter2058 peter2058 46-50, M 2 Responses Sep 29, 2012

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    Verrry Much

    Best time ever was with two girls, one of them rode me and the other sat on my face, when I was about to *** she pissed all over my face and made me drink some of it ... lovely.
    SchwanzeTribut SchwanzeTribut 46-50, M 3 Responses Feb 23, 2013

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    *******

    now i had fun with this one. did it to my self. just sitting at my computer typign and im naked. i feel if about to burst out of me i grab a towel so i dont get any on my nice hardwood floor. then i cupped ym pussi let it flow then wipe myself down with it. i fingered my slef and...
    sexyismyname123 sexyismyname123 26-30, F 7 Responses Oct 28, 2011

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    Wife Wetting My Panties

    I like any kind of play with pee and often wet my panties at home and work. My wife doesn't like to wet her panties but when I ask she doesn't mind peeing on my panties to wet them. I love to ********** in panties that she has wet. I will lay in the shower and she squats over me...
    Platopus Platopus 41-45, M 2 Responses Sep 21, 2012

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    Would love to find a girl in the Dallas area

    would would **** on me, but of course, she'd have to let me **** on her in return :)
    mrtexasguy mrtexasguy 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 25

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    After Giving A ******* And Swallowing His ***

    I love holding the **** in my mouth as it slowly softens and then feeling it stiffen slightly as he shoots his **** to the back of my throat and I swallow it all. A great way to wash down that sticky ***...
    lasci lasci 26-30, F 16 Responses Feb 23, 2012

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    Fantasy

    i want a woman to insert my catheter and let the **** drain all over them and then i want them to **** all over me
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 28, 2012

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    Get Watered Daily

    I love getting my daily golden shower from my gf. She has the sweetest tasting golden nectar that I've ever tasted. Morning and evening waterings are normal for us. We both share the same love of golden showers. We even drink from each others fountain when we are out. Whether it...
    smoothbill smoothbill 51-55, M 2 Responses Jan 14, 2012

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    Wet And Wonderful Morning

    This morning I got out of bed and went straight to the computer to see what was up on EP. I went to bed wearing a blue teddy and put on thigh highs and heels when I got up. While I was corresponding with friends on EP the doorbell rang. I debated about putting on a robe but...
    maxndayton maxndayton 51-55, M 11 Responses Jan 17, 2013

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    Pissed On

    i was at a friends house one we were haveing a few beer there was a lot of people there i wanted to pee there wase only one washroom and it was busy all the time so i went outside to pee a lot of people had same idear so i peed but i wanted to watch so i laid in the woods behind...
    f6831396 f6831396 70+, M Feb 27, 2012

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