I Love to Drink Coconut Water

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    Smart Bastard!!!

    Death came 2 a guy & sed, my frnd 2day is ur day Guy: bt Im not ready Death: well u r nxt on my list. Guy: ok why dont u take a seat & I will gt u sumtin 2 eat before we go Da guy gave death some fud wit sleeping pills in it, death finishd eating & fell asleep & da guy remvd his...
    toczik14 toczik14
    22-25, M
    Aug 2, 2011

    Phone Call!!!

    Husband and Wife agreed dat whenever they want to do the tin,SEX, they will call it fonecall so that the children will not decode. One day, Dad sends son to tell mum that he wants to make fonecall. Mum replies: tell your dad dat, the network is busy today Dad replies: tell your...
    toczik14 toczik14
    22-25, M
    Aug 2, 2011

    Pokable Salary...

    Dis was a conversation dat ensued btwn a man and woman in a packed bus Woman: erm mister ur 'tin' is poking me Man: sorry dat is ma salary Woman: eeish sir i've been observin' u. Ur 'salary' is increasing.....
    toczik14 toczik14
    22-25, M
    1 Response Aug 2, 2011

    Vita Coco Is The Best!

    I absolutely love Vita Coco, I drink it everywhere from the soccer field to the gym, to going shopping? Anyone else? M favorite flavor is totally pineapple.
    MindySue55 MindySue55
    51-55, F
    1 Response May 14, 2010

    I Want Their Mother...

    An illiterate man travelled abroad. He entered a Restaurant and wanted to order chicken but he couldn't remember what chicken is called in English. Luckily for him, he sees another man on the next table with 4 eggs on his plate……happily he calls out to the waiter and points...
    toczik14 toczik14
    22-25, M
    Aug 2, 2011

    Coconut

    i like to drink coconut water and noww i have to try coconut milk
    sunsure sunsure
    41-45, F
    Jun 3, 2012

    What Should I Send You?

    A girl sent her boyfriend the following text message: My love if you're sleeping, send me your dreams If you're smiling, send me your smile If you're crying, send me your tears I love you He Replied: I'm in the toilet. What do I send?
    toczik14 toczik14
    22-25, M
    6 Responses Aug 2, 2011
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