Death came 2 a guy & sed, my frnd 2day is ur day
Guy: bt Im not ready
Death: well u r nxt on my list.
Guy: ok why dont u take a seat & I will gt u sumtin 2 eat before we go
Da guy gave death some fud wit sleeping pills in it, death finishd eating & fell asleep & da guy remvd his...
Husband and Wife agreed dat whenever they want to do the tin,SEX, they will call it fonecall so that the children will not decode. One day, Dad sends son to tell mum that he wants to make fonecall.
Mum replies: tell your dad dat, the network is busy today
Dad replies: tell your...
Dis was a conversation dat ensued btwn a man and woman in a packed bus
Woman: erm mister ur 'tin' is poking me
Man: sorry dat is ma salary
Woman: eeish sir i've been observin' u. Ur 'salary' is increasing.....
An illiterate man travelled abroad. He entered a Restaurant and wanted to order chicken but he couldn't remember what chicken is called in English. Luckily for him, he sees another man on the next table with 4 eggs on his plate……happily he calls out to the waiter and points...
A girl sent her boyfriend the following text message:
My love if you're sleeping, send me your dreams
If you're smiling, send me your smile
If you're crying, send me your tears I love you
I'm in the toilet. What do I send?